I NEED A DATE!
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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sasuke's sucky party
Hmmm. What to put at the beginning of each chapter… How ‘bout what Naruto characters do when they think no ones watching them. Yea that’s it!
WHAT NARUTO CHARACTERS DO WHEN THEY THINK NO ONES LOOKING:
Oruchimaru:
Oruchimaru sits at his kitchen table and starts to write a letter. ‘Dear Sauske, I have admired you from afar for far too long. I wish we could meet will you meet me in the park at 2:30 pm on Sunday? Ps: I will be the one with long black hair and slightly pale skin. ~Oruchi- *erase, erase* ~your secret admirer~’. Oruchimaru smiled as he sealed the letter and wrote Sauske in elegant cursive on the front. He teleported to Sauske’s house and placed the letter on his door step and jumped into a tree as he heard someone coming down the path. A pink haired girl stopped and picked up the letter and her face immediately puffed up. ‘Ino.’ She was about to rip the letter to pieces when she was hit in the head with something. It hit her hard enough to make her pass out and so she did. Oruchimaru dragged the girl’s temporarily lifeless body into the nearest bush and left it there. Replacing the letter and going back to his post. Sauske picked up the letter and walked into his house.
*END*
Authoress’ POV:
Gaara stood at the gate to the entrance of the Uchiha mansion and waited for Naruto as thoughts ran through his head. ‘Why did I come? I don’t even like parties. I wish that dobe would hurry up its cold out here. If he’s not gonna get here in the next two minuets I’m gonna find him and slit his-‘
“Hi Gaara. Ready to go in?” Naruto asked.
‘No I’d rather freeze my ass off.’ The two walked into the mansion and received a few curious stares from the other guests around them. Gaara looked utterly bored and Naruto looked depressed. Finally he exploded.
“Uchiha your party sucks!” A few other people agreed with the blond.
“This party is such a drag.” Shikamaru added. Gaara walked out the back door into the deserted pool area. He sat down in a pool chair before he realized someone else was out there as well.
“Hi Gaara.” Catsura said. Gaara nodded slightly to acknowledge her. “You havin’ fun?” He shook his head. “Me neither. I came back here because I’d rather look at the sky then listen to Naruto telling me how much this party sucks all night long. What about you?” Gaara looked at her. Water reflected off her skin giving it a blue glow.
“I hate people.” Catsura nodded.
“I’m glad it’s summer. No school no homework… As if I do it anyway… Well I’m gonna go back in to get a beer so if I’m lucky I wont remember anything. You want anything?”
“Yes, beer doesn’t matter which kind.” (Gaara drinks? Gasp! Okay I wrote I’m not surprised…)
“OK.” Catsura left leaving Gaara to his thoughts.
Catsura’s POV:
I went inside to get a few beers and ran into a very drunk Sauske. (It could happen!) Sauske looked totally wasted. He was hung over the sink holding a half empty beer bottle.
“Ah, crap.” I picked him up and dragged him to his room, or what I thought was his room, and layed him on the bed and closed the door. I picked up the beers and walked outside. “Sauske drank too much.” I said as I handed Gaara his beer.
“Did you lock his door?” I looked at him as if to say why. “Sakura and Ino-“ Was all he said before I ran up the stairs and searched his room to make sure no one had gotten in and even checked the ceiling. As soon as I looked up I was glad because there was Oruchimaru holding a camera. With a grin on his face.
“Way to ruin a perfectly good moment.” He said as I dragged him off the ceiling.
“I do try. And since Sauske’s wasted… Quit stalking me!” I said mimicking Sauske.
“Oh don’t you trust me my little cat?” (A/N: For those of you who don’t know Catsura’s part cat and no the fact that she’s part cat has nothing to do with her name.)
“Don’t trust a snake when he still breathes…”
“Oh you hurt me my furry kitten.”
“I’m not yours and Kabuto get out from underneath the bed and in the shower and anywhere else you put your shadow clones.”
“You saw him?” Oruchimaru asked.
“No. Got cha’.”
“Ah crap…” Kabuto said as he climbed out from under the bed and as several clones poofed. I grabbed Kabuto and Oruchimaru and threw them out the door and searched the room again to make sure no more clones or people were in the room before locking and closing the door behind me. I walked down stairs to see Kisame (totally drunk) sitting on the floor screaming,
“I want fish sticks now! Fish sticks! Fish sticks!” I picked up some fish sticks and handed them to him. “Yay fish sticks! Thank you!” I felt like I was baby sitting kindergarteners. By the time I walked outside after locking Oruchimaru, Kabuto and Itachi in a closet for Oruchimaru and Kabuto punching Itachi who stole Kisame’s fish sticks and making him cry like a two year old. As I walked outside I handed Gaara his beer and passed out falling on Gaara. Who practically was frozen before he realized I had passed out. Then I got up and was awake long enough to poof home and fall into bed.
Authoress’ POV:
Gaara sat for a while before a tipsy Naruto came out the back door and tripped over his own feet and fell in to the pool and the dobe started to scream,
“Augh! I’m too drunk to remember how to swim! Ahhh! I’m drowning!” Then he went under. ‘ I’m drowning! Ah crap. I forgot to close the window again.’ Was all he thought before he was lifted out of the water by hard pale hands and rough lips pressed themselves against his and pushed air into his lungs. Naruto opened his eyes to see-
*END CHAPTER2*
Authoress CJ: Oooh! A cliffy I wonder who saved Naruto? *O.O*
Catsura: Uhhh… Yea and if you don’t know I think you should go to the doctor to have your brain examined… >.<
Itachi: Hey you don’t know me but did you know Sauske has an irrational fear of the letter “L”?
Catsura: Itachi go away now before I kill you…
Authoress CJ: *Catsura and Itachi bickering in the background* Bye! Shut up you two! *Silence* Please leave a review! (Nice beta needed!)
WHAT NARUTO CHARACTERS DO WHEN THEY THINK NO ONES LOOKING:
Oruchimaru:
Oruchimaru sits at his kitchen table and starts to write a letter. ‘Dear Sauske, I have admired you from afar for far too long. I wish we could meet will you meet me in the park at 2:30 pm on Sunday? Ps: I will be the one with long black hair and slightly pale skin. ~Oruchi- *erase, erase* ~your secret admirer~’. Oruchimaru smiled as he sealed the letter and wrote Sauske in elegant cursive on the front. He teleported to Sauske’s house and placed the letter on his door step and jumped into a tree as he heard someone coming down the path. A pink haired girl stopped and picked up the letter and her face immediately puffed up. ‘Ino.’ She was about to rip the letter to pieces when she was hit in the head with something. It hit her hard enough to make her pass out and so she did. Oruchimaru dragged the girl’s temporarily lifeless body into the nearest bush and left it there. Replacing the letter and going back to his post. Sauske picked up the letter and walked into his house.
*END*
Authoress’ POV:
Gaara stood at the gate to the entrance of the Uchiha mansion and waited for Naruto as thoughts ran through his head. ‘Why did I come? I don’t even like parties. I wish that dobe would hurry up its cold out here. If he’s not gonna get here in the next two minuets I’m gonna find him and slit his-‘
“Hi Gaara. Ready to go in?” Naruto asked.
‘No I’d rather freeze my ass off.’ The two walked into the mansion and received a few curious stares from the other guests around them. Gaara looked utterly bored and Naruto looked depressed. Finally he exploded.
“Uchiha your party sucks!” A few other people agreed with the blond.
“This party is such a drag.” Shikamaru added. Gaara walked out the back door into the deserted pool area. He sat down in a pool chair before he realized someone else was out there as well.
“Hi Gaara.” Catsura said. Gaara nodded slightly to acknowledge her. “You havin’ fun?” He shook his head. “Me neither. I came back here because I’d rather look at the sky then listen to Naruto telling me how much this party sucks all night long. What about you?” Gaara looked at her. Water reflected off her skin giving it a blue glow.
“I hate people.” Catsura nodded.
“I’m glad it’s summer. No school no homework… As if I do it anyway… Well I’m gonna go back in to get a beer so if I’m lucky I wont remember anything. You want anything?”
“Yes, beer doesn’t matter which kind.” (Gaara drinks? Gasp! Okay I wrote I’m not surprised…)
“OK.” Catsura left leaving Gaara to his thoughts.
Catsura’s POV:
I went inside to get a few beers and ran into a very drunk Sauske. (It could happen!) Sauske looked totally wasted. He was hung over the sink holding a half empty beer bottle.
“Ah, crap.” I picked him up and dragged him to his room, or what I thought was his room, and layed him on the bed and closed the door. I picked up the beers and walked outside. “Sauske drank too much.” I said as I handed Gaara his beer.
“Did you lock his door?” I looked at him as if to say why. “Sakura and Ino-“ Was all he said before I ran up the stairs and searched his room to make sure no one had gotten in and even checked the ceiling. As soon as I looked up I was glad because there was Oruchimaru holding a camera. With a grin on his face.
“Way to ruin a perfectly good moment.” He said as I dragged him off the ceiling.
“I do try. And since Sauske’s wasted… Quit stalking me!” I said mimicking Sauske.
“Oh don’t you trust me my little cat?” (A/N: For those of you who don’t know Catsura’s part cat and no the fact that she’s part cat has nothing to do with her name.)
“Don’t trust a snake when he still breathes…”
“Oh you hurt me my furry kitten.”
“I’m not yours and Kabuto get out from underneath the bed and in the shower and anywhere else you put your shadow clones.”
“You saw him?” Oruchimaru asked.
“No. Got cha’.”
“Ah crap…” Kabuto said as he climbed out from under the bed and as several clones poofed. I grabbed Kabuto and Oruchimaru and threw them out the door and searched the room again to make sure no more clones or people were in the room before locking and closing the door behind me. I walked down stairs to see Kisame (totally drunk) sitting on the floor screaming,
“I want fish sticks now! Fish sticks! Fish sticks!” I picked up some fish sticks and handed them to him. “Yay fish sticks! Thank you!” I felt like I was baby sitting kindergarteners. By the time I walked outside after locking Oruchimaru, Kabuto and Itachi in a closet for Oruchimaru and Kabuto punching Itachi who stole Kisame’s fish sticks and making him cry like a two year old. As I walked outside I handed Gaara his beer and passed out falling on Gaara. Who practically was frozen before he realized I had passed out. Then I got up and was awake long enough to poof home and fall into bed.
Authoress’ POV:
Gaara sat for a while before a tipsy Naruto came out the back door and tripped over his own feet and fell in to the pool and the dobe started to scream,
“Augh! I’m too drunk to remember how to swim! Ahhh! I’m drowning!” Then he went under. ‘ I’m drowning! Ah crap. I forgot to close the window again.’ Was all he thought before he was lifted out of the water by hard pale hands and rough lips pressed themselves against his and pushed air into his lungs. Naruto opened his eyes to see-
*END CHAPTER2*
Authoress CJ: Oooh! A cliffy I wonder who saved Naruto? *O.O*
Catsura: Uhhh… Yea and if you don’t know I think you should go to the doctor to have your brain examined… >.<
Itachi: Hey you don’t know me but did you know Sauske has an irrational fear of the letter “L”?
Catsura: Itachi go away now before I kill you…
Authoress CJ: *Catsura and Itachi bickering in the background* Bye! Shut up you two! *Silence* Please leave a review! (Nice beta needed!)