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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,321
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Choji's Got A Crush On Who???
Song: Nickelback's Someone That Your With
Summary: Choji has a secret crush and everyone is speculating on who it might be.
Rating: G
Warnings: None
“Welcome back to Konoha Radio,” the D.J says once again talking into the microphone. “The phone lines are now open for anyone wishing to call in with a request or dedication. I’ll be here all night so if I don’t get through just keep trying.
“Our first caller is Choji,” he says taking another sip from his mug. “So what’s your story Choji?”
“Well,” Choji begins, “There’s this girl I like only she doesn’t see me as anything other then a friend.”
“Ah, I see,” the D.J says with a smile. “We’ve all been there before, myself included. Does this girl have a name?”
“I’d rather not say incase she’s listening,” Choji nearly blurts out.
“Not a problem,” the D.J says sympathetically. “So what can I do for you tonight?”
“I was wondering if you could play Nickelback’s Someone That Your With,” Choji says.
“Not a problem,” the D.J replies, “And I hope that things work out for you and keep us posted if you ever decide to tell her how you feel alright?”
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I reside in 209, you’re in 208. You moved in last Friday night and I just couldn’t wait. So I tried to call across the hall to ask you out someday but a lineup formed outside your door and I was way too late.
While I’d rather start off slow this whole thing’s like some sort of race. Instead of winning what I want I’m sitting here in second place.
Because somewhere the one I want to be with's with somebody else. Oh god, I want to be that someone that you’re with. I want to be that someone that you’re with. And I can talk about it all day long ‘til I run out of breath but I still want to be that someone that you’re with. I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
All across the village all of Choji’s friends begin talking and speculating as to who this mystery girl could be. “It has to be you,” Sakura tells Ino. “You’re the only girl he spends any kind of time with.”
“Are you out of your mind?” Ino nearly yells. “There’s no way,” she says, “We’re friends and that’s it.”
“As far as you know,” Sakura tells her. “He could have a crush on you and you’re just too blind to realize it. I mean look at Hinata and Naruto.”
“There’s no way I’m as dense as that baka,” Ino retorts. “What about you?” Ino counters. “He could be in love with like Lee-kun.”
“I doubt it,” Sakura responds, “Choji and I don’t see each other enough for me to be a viable candidate.”
And I’m pacing by the phone ‘cause I hate to be alone. And baby you’re out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss. God I want to be that someone that you’re with.
Well I hear your favorite songs you sing along with everyday. And I borrow things that I don’t need for conversation sake.
Last night I heard your key it hit your lock at 4 AM. Instead of being out with me you must be out with them.
While I’d rather start off slow this whole thing’s like some sort of race. Instead of winning what I want I’m sitting here in second place.
Because somewhere the one I want to be with’s with somebody else. Oh god, I want to be that someone that you’re with. I want to be that someone that you’re with.
And I can talk about it all day long ‘til I run out of breath but I still want to be that someone that you’re with. I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
Lee, Ten-ten, Neji, Hinata and Kiba are all gathered around the radio in the center of the courtyard at the Hyuga compound. “I never knew Choji had a crush on anyone,” Kiba tells the others. “I mean he always seemed I don’t know too disinterested in girls.”
“It had better not be my Sakura-chan,” Lee nearly shouts his opinion. “She is too pure and precious for him.”
“If he is then that is his business and not our concern,” Neji tells his boisterous teammate. “After all she is still a young attractive single female unless things have changed since the last time we spoke with her.”
“Don’t tell me you’ve got a crush on her too,” Ten-ten teases the Hyuga genius.
“Neji-niisan doesn’t have a crush on Sakura-chan,” Hinata says softly coming to her cousin’s defense only to look at him unsurely, A-ah-right Neji-niisan?”
“I think it’s either Ino or Hinata,” Kiba says not really paying much attention to the previous conversation.
“M-me…” Hinata squeaks turning a brilliant shade of red.
“I suppose those are logical choices,” Neji replies. “As teammates he and Ino of course spend the most time together so she is the most obvious choice.”
“And Hinata-chan is the kindest kunoichi in our group,” Ten-ten adds, “I suppose it is possible he might like her.
And I’m pacing by the phone ‘cause I hate to be alone. And baby you’re out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss. God, I want to be that someone that you’re with.
Well somewhere the one I want to be with’s with somebody else. Oh god, I want to be that someone that you’re with. And I can talk about it all day long ‘til I run out of breath but I still want to be that someone that you’re with. I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
“Who would have thought it?” Asuma asks the other Jounin as they listen to the radio at his place. “I always thought he cared more for food then for the opposite sex,” he laughs.
“You’re mean,” Kurenai chides him, “He’s your student for Kami sake.”
“So who do you think it is, Kakashi?” Anko asks the Copy-nin as she takes a drink of her beer.
“Either Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Ten-ten or Ayame,” he replies.
“I can understand the first four but why Ayame?” Gai inquires taking a sip of his drink.
“Aside from Hokage-sama and Shizune-chan, she’s the only other female he has regular contact with,” Kakashi replies as if stating the obvious.
“Makes sense I guess,” Asuma says taking a drag from his cigarette. “He does eat there almost as Naruto.”
And I’m pacing by the phone ‘cause I hate to be alone. And baby you’re out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss.
“How troublesome,” Shikamaru comments staring up at his ceiling, “You had to go and make that bothersome request.” He looks over at the boy sitting at the windowsill staring out into the night. “You really should just tell her and get it over with.”
“Easy for you to say,” Choji replies, “You’re not the one with a crush on Kiba’s sister.”
Shikamaru just looks back up at his ceiling and replies; “How troublesome...”
God, I’ve got to be that someone that, I want to be that someone that, I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
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A/N: I know NO ONE saw that one coming. Of all the curveballs I could have thrown you that one was just too perfect to pass up. I hope you all enjoyed it and please remember to make your requests if there is a certain songfic you wish to see here.
Summary: Choji has a secret crush and everyone is speculating on who it might be.
Rating: G
Warnings: None
“Welcome back to Konoha Radio,” the D.J says once again talking into the microphone. “The phone lines are now open for anyone wishing to call in with a request or dedication. I’ll be here all night so if I don’t get through just keep trying.
“Our first caller is Choji,” he says taking another sip from his mug. “So what’s your story Choji?”
“Well,” Choji begins, “There’s this girl I like only she doesn’t see me as anything other then a friend.”
“Ah, I see,” the D.J says with a smile. “We’ve all been there before, myself included. Does this girl have a name?”
“I’d rather not say incase she’s listening,” Choji nearly blurts out.
“Not a problem,” the D.J says sympathetically. “So what can I do for you tonight?”
“I was wondering if you could play Nickelback’s Someone That Your With,” Choji says.
“Not a problem,” the D.J replies, “And I hope that things work out for you and keep us posted if you ever decide to tell her how you feel alright?”
========================================
I reside in 209, you’re in 208. You moved in last Friday night and I just couldn’t wait. So I tried to call across the hall to ask you out someday but a lineup formed outside your door and I was way too late.
While I’d rather start off slow this whole thing’s like some sort of race. Instead of winning what I want I’m sitting here in second place.
Because somewhere the one I want to be with's with somebody else. Oh god, I want to be that someone that you’re with. I want to be that someone that you’re with. And I can talk about it all day long ‘til I run out of breath but I still want to be that someone that you’re with. I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
All across the village all of Choji’s friends begin talking and speculating as to who this mystery girl could be. “It has to be you,” Sakura tells Ino. “You’re the only girl he spends any kind of time with.”
“Are you out of your mind?” Ino nearly yells. “There’s no way,” she says, “We’re friends and that’s it.”
“As far as you know,” Sakura tells her. “He could have a crush on you and you’re just too blind to realize it. I mean look at Hinata and Naruto.”
“There’s no way I’m as dense as that baka,” Ino retorts. “What about you?” Ino counters. “He could be in love with like Lee-kun.”
“I doubt it,” Sakura responds, “Choji and I don’t see each other enough for me to be a viable candidate.”
And I’m pacing by the phone ‘cause I hate to be alone. And baby you’re out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss. God I want to be that someone that you’re with.
Well I hear your favorite songs you sing along with everyday. And I borrow things that I don’t need for conversation sake.
Last night I heard your key it hit your lock at 4 AM. Instead of being out with me you must be out with them.
While I’d rather start off slow this whole thing’s like some sort of race. Instead of winning what I want I’m sitting here in second place.
Because somewhere the one I want to be with’s with somebody else. Oh god, I want to be that someone that you’re with. I want to be that someone that you’re with.
And I can talk about it all day long ‘til I run out of breath but I still want to be that someone that you’re with. I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
Lee, Ten-ten, Neji, Hinata and Kiba are all gathered around the radio in the center of the courtyard at the Hyuga compound. “I never knew Choji had a crush on anyone,” Kiba tells the others. “I mean he always seemed I don’t know too disinterested in girls.”
“It had better not be my Sakura-chan,” Lee nearly shouts his opinion. “She is too pure and precious for him.”
“If he is then that is his business and not our concern,” Neji tells his boisterous teammate. “After all she is still a young attractive single female unless things have changed since the last time we spoke with her.”
“Don’t tell me you’ve got a crush on her too,” Ten-ten teases the Hyuga genius.
“Neji-niisan doesn’t have a crush on Sakura-chan,” Hinata says softly coming to her cousin’s defense only to look at him unsurely, A-ah-right Neji-niisan?”
“I think it’s either Ino or Hinata,” Kiba says not really paying much attention to the previous conversation.
“M-me…” Hinata squeaks turning a brilliant shade of red.
“I suppose those are logical choices,” Neji replies. “As teammates he and Ino of course spend the most time together so she is the most obvious choice.”
“And Hinata-chan is the kindest kunoichi in our group,” Ten-ten adds, “I suppose it is possible he might like her.
And I’m pacing by the phone ‘cause I hate to be alone. And baby you’re out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss. God, I want to be that someone that you’re with.
Well somewhere the one I want to be with’s with somebody else. Oh god, I want to be that someone that you’re with. And I can talk about it all day long ‘til I run out of breath but I still want to be that someone that you’re with. I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
“Who would have thought it?” Asuma asks the other Jounin as they listen to the radio at his place. “I always thought he cared more for food then for the opposite sex,” he laughs.
“You’re mean,” Kurenai chides him, “He’s your student for Kami sake.”
“So who do you think it is, Kakashi?” Anko asks the Copy-nin as she takes a drink of her beer.
“Either Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Ten-ten or Ayame,” he replies.
“I can understand the first four but why Ayame?” Gai inquires taking a sip of his drink.
“Aside from Hokage-sama and Shizune-chan, she’s the only other female he has regular contact with,” Kakashi replies as if stating the obvious.
“Makes sense I guess,” Asuma says taking a drag from his cigarette. “He does eat there almost as Naruto.”
And I’m pacing by the phone ‘cause I hate to be alone. And baby you’re out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss.
“How troublesome,” Shikamaru comments staring up at his ceiling, “You had to go and make that bothersome request.” He looks over at the boy sitting at the windowsill staring out into the night. “You really should just tell her and get it over with.”
“Easy for you to say,” Choji replies, “You’re not the one with a crush on Kiba’s sister.”
Shikamaru just looks back up at his ceiling and replies; “How troublesome...”
God, I’ve got to be that someone that, I want to be that someone that, I’ve got to be that someone that you’re with.
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A/N: I know NO ONE saw that one coming. Of all the curveballs I could have thrown you that one was just too perfect to pass up. I hope you all enjoyed it and please remember to make your requests if there is a certain songfic you wish to see here.