The Ramen Club
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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8
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Screws
Chapter 2 of the Ramen Club: Screws
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Recommendations: read the stories by Animehead, or Jelp. Both authors kick major ass when it comes to smut writing. ^_^
Thanks a bunch to Peggi-chan for being my Beta. As well as Devy and Kat! Peggi-chan, I hope your arm heals fast…
pairings: Sasu/Naru...Neji/Gaara...
suggestions welcome, flames are not.
~~~
God had a funny way of letting something blow up in your face and laughing about it, Gaara thought as he waited in the Principle’s office. He hit the back of his head against the wooden chair.
He had not expected to steal pot from another student.
He had not expected to get ratted out by a friend.
However, he had expected to spend a day in Saturday school.
~~
“GAARA ARE YOU ALIVE?!” Someone screeched into his ear.
His eyes snapped open and he looked up. All he could see was a mop of blonde hair and a stupid grin.
‘Kid thinks he’s funny…’ Gaara thought to himself.
The kid had picked a bad day to mess with him.
Gaara took one look around the room, noted the Uchiha kid was smirking, and was off his butt in ten seconds. He picked Naruto up by the collar, and pushed him against the wall.
Naruto gasped as he was lifted off the floor.
“Gaara! Gah! What are you doing!?” Naruto asked, his blue eyes filled with confusion.
“Didn't you hear me earlier? I said that everybody was to be quiet and leave me alone!” Gaara growled out, slamming Naruto against the wall harder.
He was vicious.
“But, I, ummm…” Naruto squeaked out, his eyes looking around for help from one of the other three students.
Sakura was snickering slightly; Neji was looking towards the door, wondering if a teacher would come in at any given moment. But Sasuke; Sasuke’s eyes were full of concern for the blonde currently under the wrath of Gaara. Naruto seemed to be looking at him with fear in his eyes.
“You what?” Gaara snarled, feeling like he needed to be sedated.
Then, from out of nowhere, a red book came sailing across the room. Naruto’s eyes widened as said book hit Gaara right in the back of the head.
Gaara released his hold on Naruto and stumbled. Naruto dropped to the ground and breathed a heavy sigh of relief. Now if only he knew who had thrown the book.
Gaara cursed, and stood up straight. No one threw a book at him and got away with it! He would show them who was boss. He turned his attention to the three onlookers. Neji and Sakura were wide eyed, with their mouths all the way to the floor. Sasuke was fidgeting nervously in his seat. Gaara smirked. He looked at the shaking kid against the wall. Then back at Sasuke. He picked the book up. Then proceeded to walk over to Sasuke. Neji and Sakura’s eyes on him, still. Naruto just stood there.
“Uchiha, did you throw this book at me?” Gaara glared, sticking his face in front of Sasuke’s.
Sasuke merely blinked. This guy’s breathe stunk, badly.
“I said, Uchiha, did you throw this book at me?” Gaara repeated, his green eyes were clouded with anger.
No answer. Sasuke felt like he was about to be reduced to a bloody pulp. Gaara pushed him hard and Sasuke fell into his seat with a loud thump.
“Being tough, huh? Trying to impress the lady?” Gaara snickered. He could hear Sakura gasp somewhere behind him.
Sasuke looked over at Sakura and saw that she was blushing.
‘Damnit…I can’t stand Sakura, she’ll probably stalk me the rest of the day. It’s worse enough being stuck with her, but now she would just piss me off even more,’ Sasuke thought, his eyebrows bunched up at his new dilemma.
“Gaara. Get back to your seat,” a slow, snake like voice sounded off to the right of him.
Gaara growled and turned toward the voice. It was Orochimaru.
“I’m just helping the Uchiha get acquainted with how it’s gonna be if he messes with me again,” Gaara said, sarcastically.
“I’ll say it again. You will not talk; you will stay in your seats. This adds one more detention to your list, Gaara.” Orochimaru sneered, proudly.
“Does it look like I give a rat’s ass?” Gaara stated; Orochimaru was all talk and had the biggest ego he had ever seen.
Orochimaru’s proud face dropped momentarily at that comment.
“Listen, you little fuck. I’m in charge here, and anything I say goes. So any more misconduct and it’ll be straight to the supply closet. After that, I’m gonna call your dad. And you’ll be sent straight to boot camp,” Orochimaru said angrily.
“Go ahead, call my dad. But if you think you’re gunna get away with this, you’ve got another thing coming.” Gaara walked up to Orochimaru and made rapid eye contact.
“You think I don’t know where you live? I’ve seen your dad before. Always plastered; he’s a drunken wannabe slob. Say, where did you get that tattoo on your forehead? And you have no mother. Your sister, she works at the diner across the street. Paying for your tuition I suppose? What a waste,” Orochimaru said, returning the eye glares, before walking out.
Same as in the movie, loud music starts to play.
You promptly hear Gaara scream out, “FUCK YOU!”
Orochimaru leaned against the door, having heard Gaara’s outburst. He sighed. He was getting to old for this job.
Gaara sat back down, fuming.
“Look, man, I’m sorry…I didn’t mean…” Sasuke started to apologize to Gaara.
“Just shut the hell up, okay?” Gaara cut in.
Sasuke ‘hmphed’ and turned back around. Naruto, still slightly shaken, grabbed his book bag and sat down next to Sasuke.
Sasuke smirked, but on the inside he was smiling. He didn’t know why, but he felt like he and Naruto had a bond.
“Oh! I didn’t introduce myself properly! My name is Naruto Uzumaki!” Naruto said, beaming as he held out his hand for Sasuke to shake it.
“Hmm…dobe…” Sasuke said.
Naruto was a nut.
“Gah! Teme! Don’t call me dobe! You could atleast properly introduce yourself!” Naruto said.
“Orochimaru-sensei already introduced us all. But I guess it won’t hurt. I’m Sasuke Uchiha. Pleased to meet you,” Sasuke said, taking Naruto’s tan hand and shaking it.
Gaara watched this interaction between the two. He decided to test it.
“So now that you two are properly introduced, are you guys gunna go into a closet and screw?” Gaara asked, acting serious.
Naruto turned around towards Gaara and blushed.
“What? We have til 4:30. That’s plenty of enough time to experiment,” Gaara grinned.
“They're not gay fags like you, Gaara,” a voice to the left said.
“Oh, and just because I’m gay, that makes me a fag? You don’t see me wearing pink, do you? What’s wrong with being gay? And how do you know Naruto and Sasuke are straight, like yourself?” Gaara replied. The secret was out; now everyone knew Gaara was homosexual.
“Gay people aren’t accepted socially in the world. Why would you want to exile yourself from society, just because you prefer men? Naruto and Sasuke are straight, so why bug them about trivial stuff that doesn’t involve them?” Neji stated, he kept telling himself he was straight.
He knew if his uncle or another relative found out he was gay, he’d never be able to live it down. Gaara snickered. Oh, how wrong Neji was.
“Um…Actually…Neji-kun…” Naruto began to say.
Neji’s eyes widened. Had he been wrong?
“I’m gay…” Naruto finished, ashamed.
“Gomen, Naruto-kun, I had assumed you were straight. My Apologies. What about you, Sasuke-kun? Are you gay or straight?” Neji asked, moving on to the Uchiha.
Sasuke had pondered this question before. He considered himself bi-sexual, because he was attracted to girls in the 7th grade. But what prepubescent boy wasn’t? It was until he was in his freshman year of high school that he had accidentally stumbled upon Itachi’s porno stash. He found himself strangely attracted to the naked men on the covers of these porn videos.
“I’m…” Sasuke was afraid to say it. What if Neji attacked him, verbally, for being gay? He didn’t think he could handle the stress. He had never really told anyone his preference. Except Itachi, who had walked into his room, to find Sasuke looming over his porno shoebox that was supposed to be kept hidden.
“I’m straight…” Sasuke finished.
“Ah, there you have it, Gaara. Sasuke’s not gay, like you suspected,” Neji grinned, smugly.
“He’s lying,” Gaara stated, looking into Sasuke’s eyes.
“Are you kidding me? Do I look gay?” Sasuke yelled back, disbelieving.
“No, but I don’t look gay either…” Gaara said.
Sasuke ‘hhmpfed’ and turned back around.
‘So, Naruto is gay…Hmm…I wonder what it’s like to be with a man…Not that I’m gay. I’m straight, I’m straight, I’m straight.’ Neji thought to himself, saying the last sentence like a mantra.
Neji opened his eyes, and found Gaara staring straight at him.
“Can I help you?” Neji asked.
Gaara leaned closer to Neji, and whispered into his ear.
“I’m on to you…” Gaara said.
Neji’s eyes widened. Gaara just couldn’t be bought.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Neji shot back, defending himself.
Gaara only smirked, leaving Neji blushing.
“God Damnit! I’m not gay!” Neji screamed.
He had once again, lost his temper.
Gaara simply shrugged saying, “That’s what I used to say to myself…”
~~~
Sasuke and Naruto were sitting together, talking quietly. Sakura was attempting to write her paper, and hadn't said a single word the last hour. Neji and Gaara were sending death glares to each other.
Naruto had thought that Sasuke was gay. He seemed to like Sasuke so far. Even though Sasuke was straight, it didn’t mean they couldn’t fool around. Besides, Sasuke had saved him from the big meanie Gaara! Maybe Sasuke was just putting on an act. He decided to find out for himself. But how to get Sasuke alone…
“Ne, Sasuke, do you wanna go walking around?” Naruto asked innocently, whipping out the famous puppy eyes that no one could resist.
‘Hn…He wants to go walk around. I know that Naruto is gay, so what if he trys to molest me. It’s not like I wouldn’t like it. But I told Neji I was straight…what do I care what people think of me?… Oh no! Puppy eyes! The horror…’ Sasuke thought, giving in.
“Hn, alright dobe let’s go,” Sasuke said, getting up.
Gaara smirked. Naruto had decided how he wanted to test if Sasuke was actually gay or not. If not, he’d get over it, But Sasuke would never want to talk to him again. As soon as they were away from the other 3 students, Naruto pulled Sasuke into a small closet with books that had yet been added to the shelves of the library. Naruto locked his eyes onto Sasuke’s and went in for the kill. He was nervous, he had never kissed someone before, but it just felt right. Naruto’s tongue was pressed against Sasuke’s lips, asking for entrance. Sasuke didn’t move for a moment, completely caught off guard. He didn’t think Naruto would advance on him this quickly.
Slowly, Sasuke’s mouth opened, and Naruto’s tongue slipped in. Sasuke tasted of peppermints and vanilla. Naruto was instantly addicted. Their tongues caressed each other, making Naruto moan. Sasuke was a good kisser. Sasuke’s hands latched on to Naruto’s waist, pulling him closer, to where they were smothered against each other. Naruto broke apart from their kiss, both breathing heavily. Naruto nibbled on Sasuke’s jaw line, drawing a small moan from the raven haired teen. Naruto began to lick and suck on Sasuke’s neck, leaving a few hickies.
~~~~
Gaara watched as Sasuke and Naruto walked off. He knew what was about to happen. Even though Naruto was also gay, he had no interest in said blond. Gaara walked to the front, drawing attention to Sakura and Neji.
“Let’s say we close that door and get bubblegum girl pregnant.” Gaara sneered, referring to Sakura as "Bubblegum girl".
“Excuse me?” Sakura bellowed.
No one was allowed to talk to her like that.
“Guys that like other guys don’t get girls pregnant!” Neji said, angry.
Gaara ignored both comments and walked to the doors. He undid a bunch of screws, causing said door to close swiftly. He pocketed the screws, and walked back to his seat. If Orochimaru came in and saw that Naruto and Sasuke were gone, he’d crack skulls.
“Gaara, fix the door!” Sakura yelled.
Gaara laughed evilly, hoping his plan would work.
“Gaara! We’re not joking; if Orochimaru walks in here we’re dead. And so are Sasuke and Naruto!” Neji said loudly.
“You know, Neji, you’re quite sexy when you’re angry,” Gaara teased.
Neji froze up. Orochimaru walked in, having heard the yelling.
“Who closed that door?” he inquired.
The three students sat there, looking innocent.
“Why is that door closed?!” Orochimaru growled.
“Sir, I think a screw might have fallen out.” Gaara said, his hands intertwined, making it look like he had been sitting there innocently.
“Give me the screw.” Orochimaru demanded.
“I don’t have it.” Gaara said.
“Gaara, give me the screw.” Orochimaru said, threateningly.
“Sir, the door just closed. We were just sitting here. Screws probably fall out all the time,” Gaara sounded sincere.
“Empty your pockets. If I find it, you’re in big trouble mister,” Orochimaru threatened.
“Um, sir, why would anyone steal a screw?” Neji asked.
Orochimaru shot him a look that clearly stated he’d be having a talk with him later.
“Neji get up and help me with this.” Orochimaru asked.
Neji couldn’t say no. Both Orochimaru and Neji lifted a big shelf up, putting it in front of the door. Gaara made a comment about fire hazards, and Orochimaru chided Neji for putting the shelf there. Neji sat back down with a defeated look on his face.
“I expected you’d be able to help more than that, Neji.” Orochimaru sneered.
“Wait, where’s Uzumaki and Uchiha?” Orochimaru questioned, finally noticing the other two boys were missing.
~~~
“Uggghhh. Sa-...Ah!...Sasuke!” Naruto cried out, releasing his load into Sasuke’s mouth. He had meant to find out if Sasuke was gay or not, and he hit jackpot. Sasuke swallowed all Naruto had spew forth, milking him for anything left of Naruto’s orgasm. Naruto’s hold in Sasuke’s hair loosened, and Naruto’s knees gave. He sank to the floor in front of Sasuke. He leaned forward, and captured Sasuke’s lips with his, tasting himself on Sasuke’s tongue. He felt at peace with Sasuke.
The closet door opened, unbeknownst to them, since they were eating eachother’s faces.
“Hello, Uzumaki-kun, Uchiha-kun,” a voice at the doorway said.
Naruto and Sasuke broke away from their kiss. Orochimaru was standing above them, sneering.
~~(please review)
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Crimson2006: *squeals* I’m happy that you like how everyone is portrayed! Yeah, the Uchiha’s mom is quite the bitch, but I don’t think I’m gunna have her at the end, when she picks Sasuke up. I’m not sure.
Zee_Kay: Yes! Eventually, it’ll be Sasu/Naru…and Neji/Gaara…Hope the pairings are okay…
BlooShadowFox: Haha, I think I did well when I had Naruto ask Gaara that. It just seemed in character of him.
Hakai: first of all, I love your name. What does it mean? And I hope it’ll be funny enough for you! ^_^
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Bloodhill: Yes! It’s gunna be Sasu/Naru, the second best pairing out there. Next to Ita/Naru! Theres also gunna be Neji/Gaara. And I agree with you about the Breakfast Club, it’s my favorite movie, ever! I just wonder where they got the name ‘Breakfast Club’ from…
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Mean reviews not allowed, please.
Recommendations: read the stories by Animehead, or Jelp. Both authors kick major ass when it comes to smut writing. ^_^
Thanks a bunch to Peggi-chan for being my Beta. As well as Devy and Kat! Peggi-chan, I hope your arm heals fast…
pairings: Sasu/Naru...Neji/Gaara...
suggestions welcome, flames are not.
~~~
God had a funny way of letting something blow up in your face and laughing about it, Gaara thought as he waited in the Principle’s office. He hit the back of his head against the wooden chair.
He had not expected to steal pot from another student.
He had not expected to get ratted out by a friend.
However, he had expected to spend a day in Saturday school.
~~
“GAARA ARE YOU ALIVE?!” Someone screeched into his ear.
His eyes snapped open and he looked up. All he could see was a mop of blonde hair and a stupid grin.
‘Kid thinks he’s funny…’ Gaara thought to himself.
The kid had picked a bad day to mess with him.
Gaara took one look around the room, noted the Uchiha kid was smirking, and was off his butt in ten seconds. He picked Naruto up by the collar, and pushed him against the wall.
Naruto gasped as he was lifted off the floor.
“Gaara! Gah! What are you doing!?” Naruto asked, his blue eyes filled with confusion.
“Didn't you hear me earlier? I said that everybody was to be quiet and leave me alone!” Gaara growled out, slamming Naruto against the wall harder.
He was vicious.
“But, I, ummm…” Naruto squeaked out, his eyes looking around for help from one of the other three students.
Sakura was snickering slightly; Neji was looking towards the door, wondering if a teacher would come in at any given moment. But Sasuke; Sasuke’s eyes were full of concern for the blonde currently under the wrath of Gaara. Naruto seemed to be looking at him with fear in his eyes.
“You what?” Gaara snarled, feeling like he needed to be sedated.
Then, from out of nowhere, a red book came sailing across the room. Naruto’s eyes widened as said book hit Gaara right in the back of the head.
Gaara released his hold on Naruto and stumbled. Naruto dropped to the ground and breathed a heavy sigh of relief. Now if only he knew who had thrown the book.
Gaara cursed, and stood up straight. No one threw a book at him and got away with it! He would show them who was boss. He turned his attention to the three onlookers. Neji and Sakura were wide eyed, with their mouths all the way to the floor. Sasuke was fidgeting nervously in his seat. Gaara smirked. He looked at the shaking kid against the wall. Then back at Sasuke. He picked the book up. Then proceeded to walk over to Sasuke. Neji and Sakura’s eyes on him, still. Naruto just stood there.
“Uchiha, did you throw this book at me?” Gaara glared, sticking his face in front of Sasuke’s.
Sasuke merely blinked. This guy’s breathe stunk, badly.
“I said, Uchiha, did you throw this book at me?” Gaara repeated, his green eyes were clouded with anger.
No answer. Sasuke felt like he was about to be reduced to a bloody pulp. Gaara pushed him hard and Sasuke fell into his seat with a loud thump.
“Being tough, huh? Trying to impress the lady?” Gaara snickered. He could hear Sakura gasp somewhere behind him.
Sasuke looked over at Sakura and saw that she was blushing.
‘Damnit…I can’t stand Sakura, she’ll probably stalk me the rest of the day. It’s worse enough being stuck with her, but now she would just piss me off even more,’ Sasuke thought, his eyebrows bunched up at his new dilemma.
“Gaara. Get back to your seat,” a slow, snake like voice sounded off to the right of him.
Gaara growled and turned toward the voice. It was Orochimaru.
“I’m just helping the Uchiha get acquainted with how it’s gonna be if he messes with me again,” Gaara said, sarcastically.
“I’ll say it again. You will not talk; you will stay in your seats. This adds one more detention to your list, Gaara.” Orochimaru sneered, proudly.
“Does it look like I give a rat’s ass?” Gaara stated; Orochimaru was all talk and had the biggest ego he had ever seen.
Orochimaru’s proud face dropped momentarily at that comment.
“Listen, you little fuck. I’m in charge here, and anything I say goes. So any more misconduct and it’ll be straight to the supply closet. After that, I’m gonna call your dad. And you’ll be sent straight to boot camp,” Orochimaru said angrily.
“Go ahead, call my dad. But if you think you’re gunna get away with this, you’ve got another thing coming.” Gaara walked up to Orochimaru and made rapid eye contact.
“You think I don’t know where you live? I’ve seen your dad before. Always plastered; he’s a drunken wannabe slob. Say, where did you get that tattoo on your forehead? And you have no mother. Your sister, she works at the diner across the street. Paying for your tuition I suppose? What a waste,” Orochimaru said, returning the eye glares, before walking out.
Same as in the movie, loud music starts to play.
You promptly hear Gaara scream out, “FUCK YOU!”
Orochimaru leaned against the door, having heard Gaara’s outburst. He sighed. He was getting to old for this job.
Gaara sat back down, fuming.
“Look, man, I’m sorry…I didn’t mean…” Sasuke started to apologize to Gaara.
“Just shut the hell up, okay?” Gaara cut in.
Sasuke ‘hmphed’ and turned back around. Naruto, still slightly shaken, grabbed his book bag and sat down next to Sasuke.
Sasuke smirked, but on the inside he was smiling. He didn’t know why, but he felt like he and Naruto had a bond.
“Oh! I didn’t introduce myself properly! My name is Naruto Uzumaki!” Naruto said, beaming as he held out his hand for Sasuke to shake it.
“Hmm…dobe…” Sasuke said.
Naruto was a nut.
“Gah! Teme! Don’t call me dobe! You could atleast properly introduce yourself!” Naruto said.
“Orochimaru-sensei already introduced us all. But I guess it won’t hurt. I’m Sasuke Uchiha. Pleased to meet you,” Sasuke said, taking Naruto’s tan hand and shaking it.
Gaara watched this interaction between the two. He decided to test it.
“So now that you two are properly introduced, are you guys gunna go into a closet and screw?” Gaara asked, acting serious.
Naruto turned around towards Gaara and blushed.
“What? We have til 4:30. That’s plenty of enough time to experiment,” Gaara grinned.
“They're not gay fags like you, Gaara,” a voice to the left said.
“Oh, and just because I’m gay, that makes me a fag? You don’t see me wearing pink, do you? What’s wrong with being gay? And how do you know Naruto and Sasuke are straight, like yourself?” Gaara replied. The secret was out; now everyone knew Gaara was homosexual.
“Gay people aren’t accepted socially in the world. Why would you want to exile yourself from society, just because you prefer men? Naruto and Sasuke are straight, so why bug them about trivial stuff that doesn’t involve them?” Neji stated, he kept telling himself he was straight.
He knew if his uncle or another relative found out he was gay, he’d never be able to live it down. Gaara snickered. Oh, how wrong Neji was.
“Um…Actually…Neji-kun…” Naruto began to say.
Neji’s eyes widened. Had he been wrong?
“I’m gay…” Naruto finished, ashamed.
“Gomen, Naruto-kun, I had assumed you were straight. My Apologies. What about you, Sasuke-kun? Are you gay or straight?” Neji asked, moving on to the Uchiha.
Sasuke had pondered this question before. He considered himself bi-sexual, because he was attracted to girls in the 7th grade. But what prepubescent boy wasn’t? It was until he was in his freshman year of high school that he had accidentally stumbled upon Itachi’s porno stash. He found himself strangely attracted to the naked men on the covers of these porn videos.
“I’m…” Sasuke was afraid to say it. What if Neji attacked him, verbally, for being gay? He didn’t think he could handle the stress. He had never really told anyone his preference. Except Itachi, who had walked into his room, to find Sasuke looming over his porno shoebox that was supposed to be kept hidden.
“I’m straight…” Sasuke finished.
“Ah, there you have it, Gaara. Sasuke’s not gay, like you suspected,” Neji grinned, smugly.
“He’s lying,” Gaara stated, looking into Sasuke’s eyes.
“Are you kidding me? Do I look gay?” Sasuke yelled back, disbelieving.
“No, but I don’t look gay either…” Gaara said.
Sasuke ‘hhmpfed’ and turned back around.
‘So, Naruto is gay…Hmm…I wonder what it’s like to be with a man…Not that I’m gay. I’m straight, I’m straight, I’m straight.’ Neji thought to himself, saying the last sentence like a mantra.
Neji opened his eyes, and found Gaara staring straight at him.
“Can I help you?” Neji asked.
Gaara leaned closer to Neji, and whispered into his ear.
“I’m on to you…” Gaara said.
Neji’s eyes widened. Gaara just couldn’t be bought.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Neji shot back, defending himself.
Gaara only smirked, leaving Neji blushing.
“God Damnit! I’m not gay!” Neji screamed.
He had once again, lost his temper.
Gaara simply shrugged saying, “That’s what I used to say to myself…”
~~~
Sasuke and Naruto were sitting together, talking quietly. Sakura was attempting to write her paper, and hadn't said a single word the last hour. Neji and Gaara were sending death glares to each other.
Naruto had thought that Sasuke was gay. He seemed to like Sasuke so far. Even though Sasuke was straight, it didn’t mean they couldn’t fool around. Besides, Sasuke had saved him from the big meanie Gaara! Maybe Sasuke was just putting on an act. He decided to find out for himself. But how to get Sasuke alone…
“Ne, Sasuke, do you wanna go walking around?” Naruto asked innocently, whipping out the famous puppy eyes that no one could resist.
‘Hn…He wants to go walk around. I know that Naruto is gay, so what if he trys to molest me. It’s not like I wouldn’t like it. But I told Neji I was straight…what do I care what people think of me?… Oh no! Puppy eyes! The horror…’ Sasuke thought, giving in.
“Hn, alright dobe let’s go,” Sasuke said, getting up.
Gaara smirked. Naruto had decided how he wanted to test if Sasuke was actually gay or not. If not, he’d get over it, But Sasuke would never want to talk to him again. As soon as they were away from the other 3 students, Naruto pulled Sasuke into a small closet with books that had yet been added to the shelves of the library. Naruto locked his eyes onto Sasuke’s and went in for the kill. He was nervous, he had never kissed someone before, but it just felt right. Naruto’s tongue was pressed against Sasuke’s lips, asking for entrance. Sasuke didn’t move for a moment, completely caught off guard. He didn’t think Naruto would advance on him this quickly.
Slowly, Sasuke’s mouth opened, and Naruto’s tongue slipped in. Sasuke tasted of peppermints and vanilla. Naruto was instantly addicted. Their tongues caressed each other, making Naruto moan. Sasuke was a good kisser. Sasuke’s hands latched on to Naruto’s waist, pulling him closer, to where they were smothered against each other. Naruto broke apart from their kiss, both breathing heavily. Naruto nibbled on Sasuke’s jaw line, drawing a small moan from the raven haired teen. Naruto began to lick and suck on Sasuke’s neck, leaving a few hickies.
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Gaara watched as Sasuke and Naruto walked off. He knew what was about to happen. Even though Naruto was also gay, he had no interest in said blond. Gaara walked to the front, drawing attention to Sakura and Neji.
“Let’s say we close that door and get bubblegum girl pregnant.” Gaara sneered, referring to Sakura as "Bubblegum girl".
“Excuse me?” Sakura bellowed.
No one was allowed to talk to her like that.
“Guys that like other guys don’t get girls pregnant!” Neji said, angry.
Gaara ignored both comments and walked to the doors. He undid a bunch of screws, causing said door to close swiftly. He pocketed the screws, and walked back to his seat. If Orochimaru came in and saw that Naruto and Sasuke were gone, he’d crack skulls.
“Gaara, fix the door!” Sakura yelled.
Gaara laughed evilly, hoping his plan would work.
“Gaara! We’re not joking; if Orochimaru walks in here we’re dead. And so are Sasuke and Naruto!” Neji said loudly.
“You know, Neji, you’re quite sexy when you’re angry,” Gaara teased.
Neji froze up. Orochimaru walked in, having heard the yelling.
“Who closed that door?” he inquired.
The three students sat there, looking innocent.
“Why is that door closed?!” Orochimaru growled.
“Sir, I think a screw might have fallen out.” Gaara said, his hands intertwined, making it look like he had been sitting there innocently.
“Give me the screw.” Orochimaru demanded.
“I don’t have it.” Gaara said.
“Gaara, give me the screw.” Orochimaru said, threateningly.
“Sir, the door just closed. We were just sitting here. Screws probably fall out all the time,” Gaara sounded sincere.
“Empty your pockets. If I find it, you’re in big trouble mister,” Orochimaru threatened.
“Um, sir, why would anyone steal a screw?” Neji asked.
Orochimaru shot him a look that clearly stated he’d be having a talk with him later.
“Neji get up and help me with this.” Orochimaru asked.
Neji couldn’t say no. Both Orochimaru and Neji lifted a big shelf up, putting it in front of the door. Gaara made a comment about fire hazards, and Orochimaru chided Neji for putting the shelf there. Neji sat back down with a defeated look on his face.
“I expected you’d be able to help more than that, Neji.” Orochimaru sneered.
“Wait, where’s Uzumaki and Uchiha?” Orochimaru questioned, finally noticing the other two boys were missing.
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“Uggghhh. Sa-...Ah!...Sasuke!” Naruto cried out, releasing his load into Sasuke’s mouth. He had meant to find out if Sasuke was gay or not, and he hit jackpot. Sasuke swallowed all Naruto had spew forth, milking him for anything left of Naruto’s orgasm. Naruto’s hold in Sasuke’s hair loosened, and Naruto’s knees gave. He sank to the floor in front of Sasuke. He leaned forward, and captured Sasuke’s lips with his, tasting himself on Sasuke’s tongue. He felt at peace with Sasuke.
The closet door opened, unbeknownst to them, since they were eating eachother’s faces.
“Hello, Uzumaki-kun, Uchiha-kun,” a voice at the doorway said.
Naruto and Sasuke broke away from their kiss. Orochimaru was standing above them, sneering.
~~(please review)
Review replies:
Crimson2006: *squeals* I’m happy that you like how everyone is portrayed! Yeah, the Uchiha’s mom is quite the bitch, but I don’t think I’m gunna have her at the end, when she picks Sasuke up. I’m not sure.
Zee_Kay: Yes! Eventually, it’ll be Sasu/Naru…and Neji/Gaara…Hope the pairings are okay…
BlooShadowFox: Haha, I think I did well when I had Naruto ask Gaara that. It just seemed in character of him.
Hakai: first of all, I love your name. What does it mean? And I hope it’ll be funny enough for you! ^_^
Ur_new_bestfriend: thanks! Hope you liked this chappie!
AngelicDevil: I hope you liked this chapter as well. Hope it was interesting.
Jess249: Haha, Naruto is a goober in this story!
Anaheyla: I love your name too! Hope this was a good chapter.
Spoon: Thanks! Was it a good chapter?
Bruce’s Girl: I’m sorry! I was just editing/fixing some stuff; I wasn’t trying to keep it at the top. I’m happy you didn’t report me at least... ^_^
Bloodhill: Yes! It’s gunna be Sasu/Naru, the second best pairing out there. Next to Ita/Naru! Theres also gunna be Neji/Gaara. And I agree with you about the Breakfast Club, it’s my favorite movie, ever! I just wonder where they got the name ‘Breakfast Club’ from…
MadamDragon: Thanks! I love the real movie as well! It’s my number 1! ^_^ Haha…did you like this chapter?
Skittles a.m.d.o.c.: sorry I didn’t write out your whole name, it was kind of long. But I love skittles! I think it’s a good combo as well. And I hope this chapter was as good as the first one!
Kaesaku: Like your name!! Love the Breakfast Club, also!! Hope this was a good chappie as well! ^_^
Jelp: I’m soo happy you reviewed! I hope it’ll progress good. And that it stays close to the storyline of the Breakfast Club, as well as keeping the characters in line.