Now It's Getting Interesting

A.N. This chapter is a little weird but... um, enjoy! Reviews are always wanted. (Do you think it should start going in a more cutesy direction, or do you like where it is now? I'm not sure where I see this heading)


Chapter 2

As they walked into the house Sasuke stopped by the kitchen for some necessary ingredients for his fun night with the idiot. Hmm… Whipped Cream, Chocolate Sauce, Ramen, and… Ah, yes, that’ll be good too. “Geese Sasuke, I can wait until you eat lunch if you want.” Naruto came up behind him looking at Sasuke’s bounty over his shoulder, “That is…” Naruto said huskily, “Unless food turns you on…” He licked Sasuke’s neck.

Sasuke pushed him away, “Get off, you walking libido.”

“So where do you want to do this thing?” Naruto asked, unfazed.

“Let’s just go to our room, it’s not like we ever actually use the other 37 rooms.”

“But that’s so booorring!” Naruto groaned, “I thought we were trying to do something different?”

“Hn.”

“What about Itachi’s bedroom?”

“ABOLUTELY NOT!”

“Come on! You know you want to! It’ll be fun!” Naruto pleaded.

“There’s no way in hell I would ever do that and you know it.”

“Fine.” Naruto crossed his arms. “We’ll just do it in our room and slowly break away from this stupid routine.”

They were both pissing each other off. Their relationship could use some work. Perhaps a lot of work but they were too blind to see it and were trying the quick fix approach.

They got to the bedroom. When Naruto had moved in he had insisted on a redecoration of the room, before it was so dark and gloomy. They repainted the walls dark blue because they couldn’t paint over the black from before and the bed had a matching dark blue comforter with the Uchiha crest. All in all, despite his efforts the room still screamed Sasuke. But then there were posters and clothes scattered on the floor and little specks of orange through out that told of his existence. The sun was shinning brightly onto the room filling it with the eerie glow of the afternoon. Naruto sat down on the bed and watched at Sasuke pulled up a chair and waited for his little show.

“Um, Sasuke how am I supposed to do this?” Naruto asked, feeling nervous.

“Well, I think you should know how to better than I do.”

“Ok, ah, here goes. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!” A clone of Naruto sat next to him on the bed dressed in the same orange shirt and black cargo pants.

Naruto moved towards himself, giving him a shy kiss on the lips. His clone took the hint and pulled the kiss deeper, wrapping an arm around him. Naruto groaned, he kissed back adding his tongue and wrapping his legs around the clone. Naruto gradually forgot about the awkwardness of the situation and remembered the wonderful things he had done before, and now he wanted to do them again. He needed to.

He pushed his clone to the bed, straddling him and pulling up his shirt with heated desire, again he remembered those endless nights of unrequited love. He kissed up his clone’s hard muscled abs, satisfied with the groan that escaped his lips. The shirt was now all the way off and he was playing with the clone’s nipples. A soft moan escaped from the clones lips and Naruto ground his hips against his growing hardness.

Hearing moan after moan in his own voice made jolts of electricity shoot through Naruto’s body begging for friction. He quickly tossed aside his unnecessary clothing.

“Say my name.” Naruto whispered into the clone’s ear, licking up his neck.

“Naru-… NARUTO!” Naruto grabbed the clone’s crotch and worked it through his pants enjoying this all too much.

He pulled off the clone’s pants and underwear, “Naruto, heh, I like that.” He grinned toothily his eyes misted over with lust. He licked the end of the clone’s penis, tasting his precum. “hmm…” He took the entire shaft into his mouth and began working up and down, swirling his tongue and using a bit more teeth than necessary. Naruto knew what Naruto liked. He slowed, playing a cock tease to prolong the experience; he hated it and loved it at the same time. Then he couldn’t stand it anymore.

“Naruto! Faster.”

He sped up, gagging as the clone bucked his hips. He felt fingers grab hold of his hair holding on as if letting go would mean being lost for eternity, like the only thing keeping that clone there was his twin. And this was, in a way all true. Deep emotions welled up inside the clone and he knew he was so close to-

There was a poof and the clone disappeared leaving a very satisfied naked Naruto lying on top of the Uchiha crest.

“Holy Shit.”
Sasuke hadn’t exactly been sure what to expect when he first heard Naruto’s little confession. He certainly didn’t think it would be this fucking hot. He felt himself go hard at the first kiss and with each moan it got worse. He shifted uncomfortably not sure what to do. He couldn’t look away, his brain wasn’t functioning and he had no one around to deal with his problem. He couldn’t bring himself to do anything about it though, he’d never done that. And fuck, he too much pride to start now. Only unsatisfied losers do that. I have a smoking hot boyfriend, I don’t need too. But when Naruto started screaming out his own name he knew he had to do something or he would end up with the worst case of blue balls in the history of the universe.

So he swallowed his pride, redirected his attention to his boyfriends and started pumping. He became so completely enthralled with the scene before him that he didn’t even think that he was doing it. He was caught up in the moment as much as the blonde currently giving head. In spite of himself he moaned. As Naruto told himself to go faster, he went faster and kept it up until-

“Ahhh..!”

Sasuke glanced back at the bed confused that there was now only one Naruto, covered in cum lying on his crest.

“Holy Shit.” He said, the sight was almost enough to harden him again. “What happened, where did he go?”

Naruto laughed blissfully, “Oh they’re shadow clones so they can only handle a certain amount pressure you know, so I guess you can’t really have sex with them, cause then they would just disappear, but if you give them head, when they leave all the pleasure is redistributed to yourself. Which makes for a pretty amazingly good time.”

“Since when did you become an intellectual?” Sasuke could hardly even think strait yet.

“Oh you know, I experimented with them a lot when I was training with Ero-Sennin. When he was off doing perverted things like sneaking into mountain baths and writing those stories and all that, I would see what they could do.” He winked, “I had figured out how much they could stand but I didn’t really know why all this happened. Then I was training with Kakashi and he pretty much helped explain the rest. See everything a Shadow clone is holding, like information, exhaustion, and my favorite, pleasure, is transferred back to the creator when it is destroyed. We could learn more! To the library!” Naruto sat up and pointed heroically.

Sasuke smacked him upside the head. “Idiot. We still have things to do.”

“Ow. Like what?”

“Well…” Sasuke started, undressing himself, “I was thinking we could play a little game… Let’s just call it Pop the Clone.” He grinned evilly.

“I AM SO GOING TO BEAT YOU!!!” Naruto shouted, and Sasuke was glad he had played to Naruto’s competitive side. “So, what are the rules?”

“No hands, it must be entirely mouth, no killing clones, no stealing the other person’s clones. We will have five clones each, first person to pop all five wins.”

“Kind of like a pie eating contest? Heehee. What will I win?” Naruto was so cocky.

“Winner gets to be seme next time. And don’t think you’ll win so easily.”

“Alright I’m game. But one more rule, we might get the clones mixed up if they all look like me, so your half will look like you.”

“Fine.” Sasuke was secretly a little excited.

“Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!” Ten clones appeared, then five changed into Sasuke. “Ready? On your mark, get set, go!”

They each yanked down a clone’s pants and got right to it. Sasuke had the upper hand, he was used to giving it hard and fast, while Naruto was usually slower and more sensual. But perhaps Sasuke had forgotten Naruto’s love of Ramen! Pretending that dick was a big bowl of ramen Naruto slurped it up, getting noises out of his clone he didn’t think he could make. Am I purring? Weird. Sasuke’s first clone disappeared and Naruto moaned as its pleasure came to him. Dammit I forgot that would happen to his clones too, this is harder than I expected. Another poof, his clone was gone, and another wave washed over him. So satisfied, but must keep going! More sucking, another poof, Sasuke had three to go. Naruto didn’t know if he could keep it up. His clone disappeared. Naruto couldn’t handle much more, he was just so tired. Sasuke finished another, and that was it. Naruto was asleep on the floor.

The clones all disappeared. Tch, I win. Sasuke thought. He tenderly picked up his sleeping boyfriend from the floor and tucked him into bed. He’s so cute, aww, he makes a good uke. He kissed him on the forehead and went off to shower and make them dinner.
As Sasuke cooked he couldn’t help but try and imagine new and creative uses for the clones. What’s gotten into me? First I can barely even care if I’m having sex or not and now I can’t stop thinking about it. I blame this on being a teenager. (A.N.I figure they’re about 17, just fyi) Maybe this is the only thing holding together our relationship right now. He sighed. But there’s something real there. I know it! I’ve seen it before. How did it get this bad? God how I hate when things are complicated.

Naruto chose that moment to walk into the kitchen in his boxers, smelling his way over to the stove. “Yum! Pasta! What kind?”

“Spinach linguini with cheese sauce.”

“Cool.” Naruto sat down at the kitchen table. An awkward silence fell over the kitchen.

“Naruto, do you want to go on a date?” Sasuke suddenly felt shy.

“Sasuke, you’re so weird, you’re supposed to ask for the date and then screw my brains out with clones.”

“No I mean we haven’t been on a date in so long, I miss it.” Naruto looked at him, piercing blue eyes peering into his soul, and there, in the back of those beautiful eyes, still hung a sadness he couldn’t understand.

“Yeah, alright, that sounds nice.” He smiled, and Sasuke remembered when he had hoped Naruto would smile just for him one day and he felt good about where he was going.

Then he realized he hadn’t had time to make his Naruto Sunday. Damn! I have to remember next time!