Tsunade's Secret Lesson

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto of course.

Rating: M – Very adult. TsunadexKakashi and some very adult situations implied. Possible lemons in future chapters if you ask for it in reviews.

Summary: Tsunade wants some special attention. She cons Kakashi into supplying it.

Tsunade's Secret Lesson by Yojami

Chapter 2 – Lesson Planning

Tsunade let out a giggle which turned into a wicked laugh at the thought of what she just proposed to Kakashi. If she wasn’t Hokage, she would be jumping in her office in glee. Shizune happened to come into her office. “What’s so funny Tsunade-sama?” She inquired.

‘Crap. Shizune would know that I was up to something. She knows me too well.’ She thought. “Oh, I just remembered the time I sent Naruto to lead the genin squad during the survival training. He tried to do his Sexy no Jutsu to fight.” She lied, but it was a good lie because it was quite a funny memory.

Shizune gave a large smile and blushed. “Oh Tsunade-sama, get back to work, you don’t have time to reminisce about Naruto’s antics.” She left the Hokage’s office a little embarrassed. Naruto really was the #1 most unpredictable ninja.

'Yeah, Naruto was a ham.' Tsunade thought. Then she sat upright with a new plan. Maybe she will use Naruto’s Harem no Jutsu on Kakashi? She often heard how Ebisu and even the Third Hokage himself fell prey to Naruto’s perverted jutsu. Kakashi would not think that Tsunade would copy Naruto would he? It could work and it would be very fun. Since every bunshin remembers everything that happened to it after it disperses, she could have twice the pleasure, heck, multiple... Tsunade’s face started to heat up as she thought of the myriad of possibilities that she could use Kage Bunshin on.

‘Why had I not used this before?’ She asked herself. ‘Because you were never as perverted as Jiraiya or Naruto.’ She answered herself. She started to have second thoughts. ‘Am I doing the right thing?’ Her conscience asked.

‘Why am I perverted now?’ She asked again. ‘Because you haven’t had any in almost a year.’ She made a funny face. Yes, Tsunade had never gone this long without any male companionship. It was a wonder she wasn’t trolling the bars by now. She made an indignant grunt. ‘I didn’t even want to be Hokage, I deserve this. I’ve been good for all this time, I have not gambled, I have not gotten drunk, yes, I deserve this.’ With renewed resolve, Tsunade worked on her lesson plan for tonight. ‘Okay, how do I make this appear like training?’ She thought. ‘Maybe I’ll have a preliminary test to see how Kakashi holds up?’ She started outlining her options:

Option 1: Appear naked in front of him. Ask him to seduce her but do not allow him to have any release. He successfully completes the training when she is satisfied and he doesn’t lose control.

Option 2: Undress Kakashi. Lick him all over, but do not allow him to touch her. He completes the training if he does not move.

Option 3: Read an Icha Icha novel. Enact a scene. – Nah, he would then know that she read the books too. She wasn't ready to reveal that.

Option 4: Strip tease while forcing Kakashi to recite the Ninja code. If he messes up, he gets to strip tease.

Option 5: Force Kakashi into using his sharingan to transport her into a sexual dimension where he will do whatever she desires for 3 days. – Wait, what did that have to do with training? Oh yes, he is training on using the sharingan.

Option 6: Use Harem no Jutsu. Have each clone massage Kakashi while forcing Kakashi to throw kunai at a moving target.

Tsunade stopped listing options. She had to make sure she set training goals in mind. First and foremost, the training should satisfy her. She smirked. Second, the training should ‘look’ like training to Kakashi. Third, this training should continue for more than one lesson. She smiled. She could do all her options in different lessons and make up more when necessary. Personally, she really wanted to try #5 tonight, but that seemed like an advanced lesson for later. Then, Tsunade got it. For her first lesson, he must capture a bell from her. Of course, the bell would be placed in the valley between her breasts. She laughed out loud wickedly while rubbing her hands together. Yes, this will be an enjoyable first lesson.

Outside Tsunade’s office, Shizune heard another loud evil laugh. Shizune frowned, ‘I don’t like the sound of that. Whenever she laughs like that, she gets in trouble. Whenever she gets in trouble, I get punished. I better keep an eye on her.’ Sounding just like Shikamaru, Shizune let out a loud sigh, ‘Women are very troublesome, especially the Hokage.’

Tsunade strolled out of her office. Without looking at Shizune, Tsunade asked, “Shizune, would you please lock my office?” Very innocently she added, “Where are the training bells by the way?”