Trying it on for size

Chapter two: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Sleep!

Tsunade and Sakura remembered the last time they slept well. It was at least two days ago, but neither had the time to rest now. Sakura was amazed at the speed of Tsunade’s hands, and the fact that this medical jutsu needed loads of seals made her understand just how amazing her sensei is. There’s no doubt that Tsunade is Konoha’s strongest Kunoichi, and the best medical ninja in the world. And she was learning everything this woman… No, this goddess knew, and she was going to surpass her master.

She’s watching history take place at the moment, as her best friend, and possible boyfriend, was turned into a carbon copy of her mentor. She looked at the sleeping form on the table in front of her. She could still see traces of the boy, but the operation is slowly coming to an end as she could clearly see more of Tsunade in the sleeping person’s face than the number one knuckleheaded ninja she had grown up with. She looked at him again, wishing she knew just where his mind was right now.

*Inside Naruto’s mind*

“Haha, I can’t believe you actually accepted this mission.” A certain demon laughed, foxy grin in place. The demon looked at his container turned friend sitting on a chair in front of his cage. Naruto looked at him with his usual grin plastered all over his face, his eyes as sharp as ever. “Shut up furry,” he laughed, knowing that this nickname wasn’t the fox’ favorite thing about their relationship, the fox just snorted and confirmed Naruto’s thoughts.

“You know how I have always dreamed about getting the chance to be the Hokage. The person everyone in the village looks up to and respects, and depending on me to protect them from danger. I couldn’t let this chance go, even if I have to relearn how to move my body from scratch.” Naruto yawned, “How long have I been here?” he asked. “It’s getting close to forty hours now kit, so you should get ready to wake up looking fresh and new,” the fox laughed at his joke, thinking he was as funny as he was strong.

“You know, I think I may get the chance to see Sakura naked… And if not, I can still see how a woman’s body looks like without any clothing any time I want.” Naruto laughed. I guess training with a Super-Pervert for a couple of years had to affect his personality somehow. He was still too shy to try peeping with Jiraiya, but there couldn’t be anything wrong as long as it was his own body he was peeping at, could it?

Naruto looked around. After he got on better terms with the giant hairball trapped in his body they started to redecorate the usually sad and gloomy sewer. It all started when Kyuubi told him just what it meant that his mind was a sewer, and Naruto sure as hell didn’t want that. He was a nice guy after all! So they started to summon furniture and lights out of nowhere, and Naruto had Jiraiya modify the seal so Kyuubi could send his astral-self through the thick bars of his prison so he could stay in a place more livable.

If you didn’t count the whole loving to kill and maim-thing Kyuubi had going on, the two of them had a lot of stuff in common, so they quickly became good friends. Naruto would visit Kyuubi more and they would just sit around talking or playing games, so I guess Kyuubi was an ok guy after all.

The sewer actually looked a lot like Naruto’s own apartment, save for the impressive collection of empty ramen-boxes and dirty clothing.

Great minds think alike, so since Kyuubi decorated his “apartment” like Naruto’s, I guess the great demon is an idiot like his container and friend.

“I may sound confident when it comes to this Kyuu-kun, but I really don’t want to be a woman. I can feel my chakra-flow start to change, and my chakra is connected to my soul. How will this affect my inner self and my bunshins? Will I lose my self and start believing I’m Tsunade? Will I inherit her crazy strength?” Naruto was starting to regret his decisions once again.

This went beyond his sexy no jutsu. This time, it wouldn’t be an elaborate genjutsu, but a massive change in biology. He tried to imagine what it would feel like to be Tsunade. It wouldn’t be long now before he would know. Tsunade may be an old hag, but her youth-jutsu kept her at her peak as long as she had the chakra to keep it that way, and she sure looked good.

He had heard Jiraiya talk about the woman in his sleep during their training, and the perverted hermit couldn’t stop talking about her body. How her long, shapely legs seemed to last forever. How her hips was the epitome of woman. How her bottom was so firm and perfectly shaped, like a teardrop cut in half. Her cute face with the cute little button nose, and the plump, yet oddly soft lips. Her eyes so warm he wanted to drown in them, never to look back. And of course, he kept talking about her huge breasts. I mean, he’s a guy after all, and we do like them boobies!

Naruto wondered why the hell his sensei never told his “Tsunade-hime” how he felt about her, but that’s nothing he would bother trying to… wait a second. Tsunade is giving him the perfect chance to play matchmaker! Sakura was sure to get a kick out of it, and Naruto would have dirt on his sensei to keep the man of his back for years to come. It’s a win-win situation really.

“I know nothing about the human female kit, and much less about how their bodies work. But if you want to know how their blood tastes like, we can talk.” The ever so helpful demon fox said, as he once again put on his foxy grin. “But just think how much fun you can have the next two to three weeks, playing the role of the old hag walking around the city. You can dig up dirt on all the shinobi in the village, and no one would dare to defy you. It’s almost too perfect!” Kyuubi laughed before he continued, “A fox likes to fuck with people’s minds, and I know you’re like me that way. I have a great idea for your awakening though, since neither of the medical chicks knows anything about how the change in your chakra-system would affect your mind. They know how brainwaves float along with the chakra, so this may be one of our greatest jokes yet boy” Kyuubi said, instantly getting the blonde’s attention. They started to plan for Naruto’s return to the living, both of them laughing a very fox-like laugh (God knows what I mean, right?).

*Back in the world of the living*

“I can’t believe how much he looks like you Tsunade-sensei,” Sakura said, wiping the sweat off her forehead with her long sleeves. Tsunade laughed and looked her apprentice in the eyes, “Yes, he has never looked better in his life.” She laughed the ‘warning-insane-woman’-laugh we all know so well, with her left hand covering her mouth. Sakura of course, sweat dropped. “So, how do you think he will react to waking up in your body?” the pink haired fairy asked, getting no answer at first. Tsunade sighed, “I’m not sure. His chakra-flow is identical to mine, so I have no idea how that will affect his mind and his personality. I’ve never tried this jutsu on anyone before.” Tsunade said to her apprentice. She knew the girl loved this boy even before the girl knew it herself, because Sakura reminded her of how she used to be at that age herself.

She had given all her attention to the snake, thinking he was the perfect man and that she was very much in love. This, of course, meant that the white haired loud-mouth on her team was a bother to her, and she treated him as such. If she had known back then how wrong she was, she would have tried to respond better to Jiraiya’s advances. Who knows? Maybe the two of them would be married and have little Tsuraia’s and Jinade’s running around, like in her dreams? She knew Sakura would end up regretting her actions her entire life if she didn’t come out clean with Naruto and admit to both of them how she feels, and Tsunade was going to make it happen. She loved them like they where her own children and she could think of no better partners for either of them.

Tsunade stepped back and took a deep breath, sitting down in her chair. It was over! There was now TWO Tsunade’s in this world. Now it was just up to Naruto to wake up, so she could learn how her jutsu really works, or if it works at all. She hadn’t felt this giddy about a result since she was an apprentice herself. She looked at Sakura who had fallen asleep in the other chair, smiling to herself. These two were going to be interesting to watch these next few months.

The slug-sannin smiled again before she fell asleep herself.

If anyone had walked into the study at that point, they would most likely wonder how the hell two Tsunade’s could exist at the same time.

In the chair next to the cute girl with the pink hair, sat a blonde woman, both was fast asleep. However, the same blonde was lying on the table completely naked. Her breasts were heaving as she breathed, and that sight alone would kill a man from the massive nosebleed that would follow.

Thank God neither Jiraiya nor Kakashi was there to witness this, since they are both valuable assets to the village. Having two of the strongest shinobi in their village die from blood loss without even fighting beforehand… is just plain embarrassing.

The buxom bombshell sleeping on the table started to stir. Long, lush eyelashes started fluttering open. The gigantic mounds of flesh on her chest raised and lowered themselves in tact with the air flowing in and out of a pair of pink lips. Brown eyes started to look around in confusion, trying to remember just where they were, as a dainty hand raised up to rub the sleep from the pools of brown beauty.
Lying still on the table, the blonde woman let the information about every change sink in before she started to move.

‘I guess I’m Tsunade now’ she thought, as a smile crept over her face. ‘Hey fox.’ She all but yelled in her mind, making a certain nine tailed demon lord jump. “What the hell kit? Even your mental voice sounds like the old hag,” the Kyuubi roared. “I can already tell this experiment will prove to be very uncomfortable for me” he said, allowing a slight sigh to escape his lips.

The young boy turned grown woman let out a sigh of her own, ‘I don’t care about that… Just tell me what changes my body has gone through!’

“Well Kit… As far as I can tell, which is pretty damn far by the way, your body is completely identical to Tsunade’s own. You even have her… woman parts,” Kyuubi said, blushing together with his young jailor turned friend at the meaning of those words. Male pride got his ass handed to him at that moment, poor guy.

With her eyes tightly shut, our heroine let her hands explore her new body. She felt her hair, now much longer than before, had a silkier feel to it than his own blonde mop. Moving to her new forehead, she felt two thin eyebrows shaped in a feminine arch right above her eyes. Her nose was a little bit smaller, and was slightly up-turned at the tip. If it wasn’t firmly attached to her own face, she might have called it cute. Moving on, she could feel her higher cheekbones, the slight lines leading to her plump lips, the same lips Jiraiya had dreamed of kissing since he found out that boobs were cool. The face of the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade, was now his.

With her nerves now under control, she let her hands follow her strong, yet surprisingly feminine jaw down to her strong next, taking notice of the lack of her Adam’s apple. Running her hands along her shoulders, down the surprisingly smooth skin on her arms, she knew where they were going next. Making sure to save all the info jamming into her brain, she let her hands make slow progress up her breasts. ‘Oh God, I have boobs… Tsunade’s boobs,’ Naruto thought as the alien feelings flashed in her mind. She nervously let her hands reach the top of the monstrous mounds, and couldn’t resist giving two pert nipples a teasing squeeze, making the woman gasp at the slight shock she just experienced.

‘What the hell? Did I just use a small raiton jutsu on myself?’ Naruto asked herself, trying once again, only to get the same result. ‘Well, this is strange… yet not entirely unpleasant,’ she thought as strange feelings ran through her body, centered in her new breasts. ‘Wow, did they just grow?’ Naruto asked herself as she cupped her breasts again. Her breath started to grow more irregular, and she could tell her breasts felt… firmer, by the lack of a better word. Her fingers started to take on a life of their own as they returned to playing with her new nipples, now standing proudly erect so to bring more attention to themselves.

Her right hand continued playing with her breasts as she let her left hand travel down, gliding along her smaller waist and firm abs until it reached its destination. With her mind clouded by her arousal, she let her fingers explore her new parts. Her fingers met with an already wet vagina as she let her fingers glide all over, exploring every inch. Her breath started to grow increasingly irregular as she felt indescribable feelings flow through her body. An emptiness she couldn’t quite explain grew more and more as she pleasured herself, her mind totally under control of these powerful feelings.

Still playing with her breasts, she let one hand do what she felt was needed. Gliding over to her crotch again, she let one of her fingers enter her new vagina, allowing her breath to catch in her throat making her gasp for air. Her left index finger started exploring the alien terrain as she found a pearl shaped piece of flesh, as her mind started to scream for her to play with it. As her finger touched her clitoris, a giant wave of pleasure flowed through her body, forcing her to bite her bottom lip to choke a small scream. A moan of pleasure made its way out of her full lips as she continued giving her body the attention it craves. She inserted yet another finger and squeezed the clitoris gently, playing with it as she felt the wave starting to form itself yet again.

Leaving her clitoris alone, she inserted yet another finger and started to move her fingers in and out as she rubbed her vulva, massaging her inner walls. As she caressed her breast, she started to let quick moans of pleasure escape her lips as she felt the burning sensation of her arousal growing. As the feeling grew near unbearable, her fingers reached a spot between her legs that tipped her over, resulting in her most violent orgasm yet. Panting for air, both her hands now cupped her breasts, holding on to them with all her might.

As she rode the wave, shaking her very being with pleasure, the fog in her mind started to clear up, giving her the ability to think relatively clearly once again. ‘Holy crap,’ the Tsunade clone thought, feeling her pulse slowly comes down to a more or less regular level.

‘Holy crap, that was awesome!’ She thought to herself after she had calmed down. ‘So this is how girls feel? Not bad… not bad at all.’

After calming down, Naruto flipped over on her stomach, taking in the feeling of the massive mounds on his chest pressing against the makeshift hospital bed she was currently sleeping on. She looked around and remembered the room as the same one she fell asleep in when she was still Naruto. She used her arms to slowly raise herself off of the table-bed and sat down.

‘What the hell? It feels like I’m sitting on pillows.’ Naruto mused, placing to hands on a rather firm derriere. ‘I can’t believe this body belongs to a woman close to sixty years of age, and I don’t feel old,’ She thought, hands once again roaming unfamiliar territory. ‘I wonder if I have Tsunade kaa-chan… I mean baa-chan’s voice now,’ she thought, before taking a deep breath, taking note of how that made her breasts feel.

“I got to find a mirror!”

The Tsunade-copy sat there in silence with her breath hitched, and eyes the size of a silver dollar. ‘Holy shit! That was without a doubt Tsunade baa-chan’s voice, and it came out of my mouth.’

The woman, because there was no way any person could mistake such a frame as anything else, slowly tried out her shapely legs. Standing up on wobbly feet, she took notice of her changed sense of balance. ‘Oh great, that means I have to train my balance once again. Oh well, with the Kage Bunshin that will be cake!’

She took small steps towards a mirror she noticed in the corner, a feeling of excitement and slight fear growing in her stomach. As she finally reached the mirror, her breath caught in her throat once more. “Holy shit” she said again, voice low. There she was! Lady Tsunade standing there in all her glory.

Long, silky blonde hair fell in waves down her round, yet very feminine face. Big brown eyes stared right back at her with a watery look, a small button nose, plump yet very kissable lips caught in a slight pout. Only one word came to the changed boy’s mind, ‘Sexy!’

The brown eyes continued their journey as they took in information on just how much their old vessel had changed. The shoulders were wide, but feminine. The arms well muscled, but without being bulky. The hands small and dainty, and without any signs of harsh battles, the hands of a medic nin. Not much to say about the breasts but the fact that they felt enormous to her as she lifted them with her hands, weighing them carefully. Her stomach was smooth and had a healthy muscle tone on them, leading down to the wide hips perfect for child bearing.

She turned around to look at her new ass. Naruto was an ass man, and now he had one to look at whenever he wanted. Just too bad it was his!

If you were able to cut a teardrop in two identical pieces, you could glue them to your ass and it would be the same shape as Naruto found her ass to be. It was firm without any signs of sag or blemishes. How the hell could a woman as hot as Tsunade still be single?

Her legs were long and sexy, and completely void of unwanted hair. Firm and shapely.
Her feet were small. Very small! How the hell could Tsunade maneuver at her speed with feet this small? Well, I guess Naruto was about to find out!

Suddenly a voice rang through the room, breaking Naruto from her self-investigation. “Like what you see?”
Naruto turned around, only to see his mirror image again. The fox kindly reminded them of their plan.
Naruto adopted Tsunade’s business face before answering. “Who are you, and why am I naked in my own house sleeping on my makeshift hospital bed.” She noticed Tsunade’s eyes grow wider before she stuttered, “wh... what do you mean?”

The Tsunade clone just huffed before answering in a tone Tsunade has practiced for years till absolute perfection. “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tsunade, the greatest kunoichi ever to come from the fire country, granddaughter of the Shodai Hokage, the best medic nin of my generation, student of the Sandaime Hokage and one of his three Legendary Sannin. I’M THE GOD DAMNED GODAIME HOKAGE, AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DECIDE TO UNLEASH HELL ON YOU IMPOSTERS,” Naruto yelled, looking over at the two women in the room with him. The look on their faces where priceless!

Tsunade looked at Sakura with wide eyes, “Oh shit… I think the change in his Chakra system, combined with the sight of his… her reflection in the mirror made her believe she actually IS me.” Sakura’s eyes widened in horror. Did this mean that her love was gone?

Suddenly they heard the Tsunade clone break out laughing, slapping her thighs hard.

“Oh man. You should have seen your faces!” she said as she tried to get some air back in her lungs. “The fox and I planned to take it a little further, but I couldn’t keep it in anymore… hahaha, that was priceless!”

If Naruto hadn’t been born totally oblivious to how other people felt most of the time, especially women, he would have felt the temperature in the room fall. Two pairs of eyes were locked on his perfect form, both promising a world of hurt.

But this would just be another part of Naruto’s life where he learned from his mistake.

1. Never ever play with a woman’s feelings.
2. Never rub it in if you did.
3. Run damn it, run.

This would be the day Naruto would always remember as the day he learned the true meaning behind the saying: “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”


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