Malchik Gei

Malchik Gei
By: Shozetsku
Warnings/Authoress Notes:

Yaoi. Cursing. Shonen-ai. Non-canon; but not entirely AU. And basic yaoi fangirl-ness. If you do not like this, then do not read this.

This was inspired by listening to the song Malchik gei by Tatu waay too much. I highly recommend you listen to it while you read this. While the Russian version is better, the English version adds for better backdrop. Most likely this will be a three shot.

Chapter Two: Meetings

Sakura looked around the room of twittering and giggling crowd, “Order! ORDER! Oh, c’mon shut up girls!” There was a yell of indignation, “AND guys! C’mon! Just shut up, Ino has new pictures!”

There was immediate silence. Sakura nodded derisively in triumph. “Unfortunately Ino is not here yet from the photographers so now that I conveniently have your attention we need to talk about some important issues that concern the SasuNaru Fanclub, these issues are and are not limited to,” Sakura consulted her list, “the issue of the name of the fanclub.” Sakura looked up from her list, “What’s wrong with the ‘SasuNaru Fanclub’?”

“Why isn’t it the NaruSasu Fanclub?” someone called from the congregation. Sakura folded her hands on the podium she was leaning against. “Because, even though ‘NaruSasu’ is alphabetically correct, Sasuke is the primary aggressor, or seme; and Naruto is the primary submissive, or uke.”

“Naruto isn’t submissive at all! He gives Sasuke a run for his sex!” called one of the few boys in the audience. There was a collective giggle and brief twittering throughout the club about the subject of Naruto giving Sasuke a run for his sex, in both literal and figurative terms. There were collections of pictures brought out and people asking for copies and the like, some of the artsy of the members had already constructed a doujinshi, writers had started fanfiction, the works. The din of separate conversations climbed back up as Sakura lost her audience, yet again.

“Shut UP!” she screamed, there was a shocked yet immediate silence, “Thank you, now all in favor of changing the name of the Club to the alphabetically correct, NaruSasu?” hands were raised, Sakura counted. “All in favor of the old name of SasuNaru?” more hands were raised, many more, Sakura didn’t need to count. “The old name is kept then.”

“The second issue, Funds. Now, our primary source of income is from the ninja in our club sneaking pictures and the sale of those pictures to club members. But getting cameras, film, getting the pictures developed with enough copies for everyone is barely allowing us to break even. The merchandise department has come to a good idea of making an adaptation of the Uzumaki spiral and the Uchiha fan symbols and combining them into a discreet emblem that will serve as the emblem of our club.” Sakura held up a piece of paper with an enlarged picture of the potential emblem. “Do we approve this emblem to represent ourselves?”

The picture looked almost exactly like the Uchiha fan. But within the red of the fan there was a spiral circle within it. No one had any real objections; there were low murmurs of consent throughout the room.

“Now that that’s settled would it be a good idea to make these into things like bracelet charms, rings, or pins?”

“What about the boys? Some of us are still closet you know!” came a voice from the crowd.

“There would be clothing patches that can be attached to the inside of a garment such as a shirt sleeve or the lining of a pocket for the boys.” Sakura said right on cue.

“All in favor?” most, if not all hands were in the air. Some people even raised both hands in the air. “Motion passed. Expect emblem merchandise within two weeks or so.”

“The fourth issue is one I didn’t think we’d need to address.” Sakura said with a bit of a disappointed sigh. “There are those within the club whom wish to either inform Sasuke and Naruto or pursue one or the other romantically.” There were calls of outrage and anger.

“SHUT UP, YOU NEANDERTHALS!” Sakura screamed. Silence reigned again. “Now, this isn’t even going to be honored with a vote. This is the rule. We the members of the SasuNaru Fanclub are fans of Sasuke and Naruto when involved in an intimate relationship with EACH OTHER. Not anyone else. If you have joined this club you have agreed that Sasuke is best with Naruto and Naruto is best with Sasuke. Ahh, Ino, there you are; do you have the pictures?”

Ther was a round of squealing that met these words and even more squealing when Ino held up the bags in her hands.

“Now before Ino can distribute them to all who have pre-ordered pictures they need to be sorted by account name. Which gives us just enough time to run down the rules of our club:

1 – We support Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship whole heartedly and will publicly defend them if and when hey choose to become public with their relationship.

2 – We do not let on any clues that there is anyone who knows about their relationship outside the ones they themselves tell. Which shouldn’t be anyone because I’m on their team and they haven’t told me.

3 – We will do everything within our power to discreetly help them make up when they have fights.

4 – Both homes will be well stocked with ramen for the enjoyment and stamina of Naruto to aid him in keeping up with Sasuke’s libido.

5 – We will deter any and all females that pursue either Sasuke or Naruto to our cause or otherwise hinder in any and all ways possible short of murder.

6 – There has been enough drama in both Naruto and Sasuke’s lives; we will do all we can to ensure their overall peace of mind.

7 – if you are not a ninja do not attempt to procure photos of Sasuke and Naruto going at it, one you’ll get caught. Two it’s easier for us because we’ve been professionally trained for this.

And finally, and recently added 8 – Sasuke and Naruto are meant only for each other no club member is to attempt to romantically pursue either. Punishment will be dire.”

Translation: 1 – we are proud yaoi fangirls. 2 – we don’t tell people we are. 3 – we don’t want to see them fight because when they fight they don’t have sex. 4 – we must keep Naruto and Sasuke at the same energy level to ensure maximum amounts of pictures for our photo collection. 5 – they are cute together, don’t let some bitch ruin that. 6 – keep them happy so they’ll go at it like rabbits. 7 – if you must take pics of them make sure you don’t get caught and blow all our cover. 8 – just because you’re in the club doesn’t mean we won’t kill you for making a move on either of them.

You don’t mess with Fangirls(boys).

“Ok, when you hear your account’s name come up and receive what you paid for.” Ino said consulting a list of her own.

“SaturnDragon requested the Love-Love Video, the Bath-time Fun Poster, and the Basic Blushing Picture Set.” Ino grimaced, “Who the hell comes up with these product names? We need some new people in the merchandise department.” A girl in the third row came up gleefully for her fangirl treats.

“Michiyo Inoue asked for the Doujinshi, Nosebleed Package and she paid the extra for the tissue box with some of the greatest sasunaru moment printed on it.” Sakura said taking a look at the list too. Sakura looked up, “This better not be your real name; that could cause awkward questions to float towards you.” A girl stood up saying it was not her real name and quickly got her things, hugging the tissue box to her chest and smiling blissfully.

“Clemen, asked for the Love-Love Video, Doujinshi, and the Advanced Picture Set.” Ino looked up at her, “You better be 18 to be ordering the Advanced Set.” Clemen neither confirmed nor denied anything.

“Your Mom’s Face –“Sakura did a double take, ”Your Mom’s Face? Who the hell put their account name as Your Mom’s Face?” the one responsible stood up, grinning from ear to ear. Sakura turned back to the list, “Let’s see, you have the, the WHAT? The ‘12 months of yaoi day by day desk calendar’? What is this?” Sakura consulted the accessories brochure, “ ‘365 full color pictures of Naruto and Sasuke in their most steamy moments, these tear away pictures can be kept for as long as you want because the picture comes apart from the calendar date itself, leaving a normal looking calendar and you with your own collection.’ ” Sakura looked up, “I want one.”

“MOVING on!” Ino said loudly, “Sometimes Inutasha. Who? Oh! Sorry! There you are! Umm, you have the ‘I love boys… with other boys’ Value Pack. Oh, so that’s what this was.” Ino got out a bulky pile of assorted things, “Oh, and your next payment is due soon.” Ino said quietly.

“This stuff is damn expensive!” Sometimes Intasha hissed. Ino sweatropped, “You got the most expensive thing in the brochure, of course it’s expensive!”

“Gay Boy #12?” Sakura asked consulting the list, a blushing boy stood up, “You had the fun in the ‘Sun and Surf Picture Pack’ right?” the boy nodded still blushing. “Here you go.”

“Pink Kunai Knife?” Ino said reading down the list, “Oh that’s you Sakura. You got the doujinshi; which you’ll be letting me borrow. And you also got the SasuNaru Outdoor Theme Wall Scroll? Where do we get these things?” Sakura took the magazine and wall scroll and put them next to her seat.

“And that’s the last of the people who have already paid for their merchandise, the rest of you can come up and give your account name and we’ll give you your stuff with a written reminder to pay your tabs.” Sakura said regarding the list carefully.

The rest of the girls and the few guys there mobbed the table.

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-Several hours and five fights over the last 12 months of yaoi day by day desk calendar later.-

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“Well, that was a good thirty-third meeting don’t you think?” Sakura said walking down the streets with Ino.

Ino nodded, “Who knew that this sort of thing would become so popular? Did you know that there are already other branches of this club?”

“No way! Well, tomorrow is another day!” Sakura said brightly waving good bye to her friend.

“Hold up! You’ll need these.” Ino handed her a bag, “a camera, extra batteries, extra film, a filter to keep the sun’s glare from ruining the pictures, a new zoom lens, and just in case, a small packet of tissues.”

“Long live yaoi.” Sakura said smiling gleefully at the thought of Naruto and Sasuke going at it during another mission.

“Amen.” Ino responded.

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“I wouldn’t know about these things, Dobe.” Sasuke said irritably. Naruto, undeterred, kept up the questioning.

“But I’m serious! There was no ramen left in my house and when I opened the cabinets there they were! How do you explain that?” Naruto looked at Sasuke, who only rolled his eyes, “Your sort term memory failure?” Naruto punched his lover in the arm. “Teme.”

Sasuke smirked, “Not here, you know how bickering with you gets me.” Naruto took his turn to roll his eyes at Sasuke.

“Perv.”

“But I’m not giving up, I’m telling you Konoha’s gone strange. People aren’t sneering at me or cursing me anymore, and I swear there are girls who keep following me around beating up whoever does.”

“You don’t like the fact that people are treating you better?” Sasuke inquired with raised eyebrows. Naruto punched Sasuke again, “That’s not my point, I’m just saying it’s such a sudden and extreme deviation from the normal that I think something’s going on.”

Sasuke looked at Naruto, shocked. Naruto was so happy that Sasuke was finally listening to him and then Sasuke said, “Naruto, I’m impressed. You used the word ‘deviation’ in the proper context.” Naruto did the only thing that was appropriate, he hit him. Again.

“Honestly sometimes I wonder how I fell for you, you asshole.” Naruto said crossing his arms and huffing slightly in agitation.

“Keep trying to pick a fight like that and I’ll just have to show you in the nearest alleyway.” Sasuke whispered sexily into Naruto’s ear causing him to blush profusely.

There was an audible clicking noise of a camera going off rapidly. Naruto and Sasuke both grimaced; there was a group of girls not far off, one of them taking pictures. They were obviously a group of Sasuke’s fans because one of them had a white scarf that had a pattern of what seemed to be Uchiha fans.

Naruto’s already frayed temper flared, “Clear off you groupies!”

Realizing that they had been caught the all jumped and blushed embarrassedly. The one with the camera fumbled with it and bowed in apology, “Gomen nasai, Uzumaki-san!”

Both Naruto and Sasuke recoiled at the suffix, no one but no one, called Naruto with the suffix of ‘san’. And the others in the group of girls realized it.

“Baka!”

“You did not just do that.”

“We’re gonna get kicked out for this, I know it!”

The girl who first spoken clapped a hand to her mouth, “Masaka! How could I have been so stupid!”

“You tell us.”

“K’so! Let’s just haul ass outta here.”

“Right behind you!”

The girls collectively turned tail and ran. One of them tripped, colliding into two of the others. They helped each other up and ran to catch up with the others. Naruto walked up to where the girls had fallen, one of them had dropped something out of her pocket. Naruto picked it up.

“They were definitely your groupies, look now they even have membership cards.” Naruto held out the card for Sasuke to see. The only text on the front was ‘FAN CLUB’ but there was a picture of the SasuNaru Uchiha fan and Uzumaki spiral within it.

“This isn’t my family’s crest. There’s no spiral in the top portion.” Naruto spotted something, “Hey there’s a name on the back. Kitsuna Ri? What kind of a name is that? Is ‘Kitsuna’ even a word?”

“It’s obviously an alias.” Sasuke said exasperatedly.

“There’s something going on in Konoha. And it’s affecting the girls.” Naruto said thoughtfully.

“You’re grasping at straws. There’s nothing going on but a group of strange girls, and girls are strange to begin with.” Sasuke replied in a bored fashion.

“Well, I say something’s up!” Naruto said defiantly.

“And I say that you and thinking is rare for a reason.” Sasuke said rubbing the bridge of his nose.

“Hey!” Naruto pushed Sasuke, “Shut up Teme, I’m being serious.”

“That’s it.” Sasuke grabbed Naruto and quicker then anyone could see, he disappeared, the blonde in tow until they found an alley to a dead end that was not often passed by.

“You’ve been asking for it all night dobe, and now you’re going to get it your favorite way: up the ass.” Sasuke purred somewhat dangerously. Naruto gulped, already blushing.

Sasuke leaned in and whispered huskily into the blonde’s ear, “First I’m going to lean in and kiss you, the kiss will be slow, just like you like it. I’ll pull away just so I can see the delicious flush in your cheeks, then I’ll move on to your neck.” Naruto moaned and tilted his head to the side, already ready for the Uchiha to begin his loving ministrations on him. But Sasuke did nothing; he was going to punish Naruto a bit, while having a lot of fun.

“I’m going to kiss and lick and suck my way all up and down your delicious neck leaving so many hickeys there will be no question as to if you belong to anyone but me. My hands will roam up and down your chest feeling the taut muscles underneath your clothes in earnest,” Even as he spoke Naruto let out a whine and interrupted him, “Sa-su-kee! Please! Please touch me, all this talk is so unbearable, I don’t want to just hear about it, I want to FEEL it.”

“Then touch yourself Naruto, I’m not going to stop you and I’m not touching you just yet. I happen to like this game.” Naruto’s hands immediately began roaming his body feverishly, “Oh, God.” He whined.

Sasuke grinned as he watched Naruto go at it for a while. Then he leaned carefully over the blonde so that he could effectively whisper into his ear without touching the blonde’s actual body. Naruto fell back against the wall behind him with a soft grunt and Sasuke drew up to his ear again.

“Then I’m going to run my hands slowly, torturously back down your chest,” he stopped to admire the tanned hands progress, “Slower, Dobe, slower. Really torture yourself, I want you to believe that those are my hands; would I go that fast?”

“N-no.” Naruto moaned out pathetically, somewhere while he was touching of himself his eye’s had slid shut, “And don’t call me that Te-me.” But regardless, Naruto’s hand’s slowed. He stopped at his nipples to massage them through his jacket moaning as his head lolled along the wall. Sasuke smirked, satisfied, and continued, “And when I reach the bottom of your jacket I slide my hands gently under it, my fingers barely ghosting over the flesh still hidden beneath the undershirt you wear.” Naruto followed Sasuke’s words whimpering as he longed to stimulate himself more thoroughly, Sasuke’s command the only thing stopping him.

“I draw one hand out from under your jacket and proceed it use it to unzip it.” Naruto dragged the zipper slowly down his body without being told, he knew Sasuke wanted this to go slowly. “And before you can even realize it you’re jacket is gone away from your body,” the garment fell to the alley floor, “Your shirt is becoming a problem for me, so using my nails I gently bring it up your body, allowing my nails to scrape your skin and draw out those moans I love to hear soo much.” Naruto moaned from deep in his chest, he whined as his own nails traveled up his skin as he bit his lip in anticipation of what Sasuke was going to say next.

The shirt joined that jacket on the alley floor. Sasuke grinned, “One hand is pinching and massaging your nipples as the other travels down to your pants and undoes them.” Naruto’s moans were coming more frequently now as his hands were eagerly carrying out Sasuke’s words.

“Hungrily I take your erection into my hands, and begin to stroke you softly until you just can’t take it anymore.” Naruto whined but followed Sasuke’s instructions, his hand giving himself the barest of stimulations causing his already hardened an weeping cock to slowly blush rosy red from lack of release. Sasuke watched it hungrily, but waited, he knew what he was looking for. Naruto bit his lip, moaning and shining with the sweat of his actions, in his mind he was thoroughly immersed in his fantasy that he didn’t even realize that that wasn’t Sasuke’s hand torturing him.

“Next I’ll move my other hand to your balls, massaging them until I hear that one noise I’m looking for escape your beautiful mouth. When I hear it I’ll kiss you senseless.” Naruto moaned, his other hand acting out Sasuke’s words as well. It was a cum worthy sight, but Sasuke was too controlled and too stubborn to cum just yet.

Naruto whimpered and tossed his head he bit his lip and whined and moaned and groaned and tried all manner of noises, desperate for Sasuke to move on and give him release. His hands moved over his throbbing, painful erection and kneading his balls. Had he not been leaned up against a wall his legs would have given out long ago; for all Naruto was aware of at the moment he could have been home lying on their bed. It made him dizzy.

“Please! Sasuke!”

And then, finally, Sasuke kissed him. Naruto’s hands didn’t stop, if anything they picked up in speed and intensity, he was practically naked moaning, and pinned against a wall in an alley and Sasuke was fully clothed above him. Naruto pushed his tongue through into Sasuke’s mouth, eager and hungry and impatient. Naruto thrust upward, humping Sasuke’s clothed and neglected cock, Sasuke bit back a moan at the sudden stimulation.

Sasuke’s hands found Naruto’s hips with little effort and forced them against the wall again. Sasuke wanted to drag this out just a little bit longer, maybe very much longer. He removed one hand from Naruto’s waist, but kept the other there firmly. He pulled on one of the long ends of Naruto’s black hitai-ate, and pulled the garment off. It was his restraining device of choice because it was always around and the Konoha leaf looking up at him got him off many times.

The thing was just convenient. He grabbed Naruto’s hands and, with arranging, tied them behind the blonde’s back, one handed. He finally broke the kiss and pulled away from Naruto.

Naruto’s hazy blue eyes stared back at him, unfocused, needy, lustful. Naruto, usually so strong and proud, had a weak spot for being dominated once in a while, and only ever let Sasuke do so. “Please.” He begged, the restraining of his hands getting him off as much as it was getting Sasuke off. “I wanna cum.”

“How badly?” Sasuke asked, enjoying this game immensely. Naruto whimpered, “More then anything. I’ll do anything, I wanna cum Sasuke. Please let me come.”

“On your knees, gently now.” Sasuke commanded, and Naruto dropped, Sasuke ran his hands throughout Naruto’s sunshine soft hair, “Blow me.” He said. Naruto stared at his dark lovers clothed penis, “I can’t undo your pants Sasuke, you have to.”

“Use your mouth; you’re going to do so anyways.” Dirty talk, it got Naruto riled, maybe he was twisted but he loved it. He dove for the button of Sasuke’s pants, undoing it hurriedly; he could feel a poking of something thick and hard at his throat. His teeth grabbed the pull tab of the zipper greedily as he used his whole head to rid the Uchiha of his pants as quickly as possible. At Sasuke’s boxers Naruto had a bit of sense, he grabbed the material underneath the straining erection where he’d have no chance of biting Sasuke unpleasantly and pulled there. With his goal freed of its clothing Naruto almost literally jumped on it, taking in almost all of Sasuke’s erection at once.

Sasuke could not fight back the hiss that was in his throat as gorgeous heat suddenly enveloped his previously ignored cock. Naruto was soo good at this, he always knew right where to put his tongue that would make Sasuke squirm in his mouth. He sucked so perfectly and bobbed his head at just the right speed. The hot slick warmth that kept enveloping him was beyond belief and better every time.

Minutes of this beautiful sensation passed, lifetimes, and Sasuke could feel it coming. “S-Stop Naruto.” Naruto moaned his dissatisfaction around Sasuke’s cock and almost pushed him over the edge with the vibrations surrounding his cock. Groaning and refraining from rethinking his actions, he gently pushed Naruto off his cock.

“Bend forward Naruto, with your hands against the wall, and your legs spread. I’m going to reward you for that beautiful show earlier.” Sasuke said, undoing the blondes hands. Naruto was beyond the realms of coherent ecstasy as he followed Sasuke’s instructions.

Naruto was nearly horizontal with his ass displayed to the raven haired boy. His body in this prone position and every sound that he made translating into ‘fuck me hard!’ made it very hard for the Uchiha to keep his cool.

Somehow he managed; using the small tube of lube he’d taken to keeping in his pocket he prepared himself and Naruto for the next and, in Sasuke’s opinion, best part.

Sliding his length down Naruto’s asscrack, reveling in the moan he received, Sasuke pushed into the familiar hole of his blonde lover.

Sasuke brought a hand up to his mouth and bit hard enough to draw blood, the pain helping him back away from the peak of ecstasy so this could last longer for both of them. There was no way after Naruto’s show and his beautiful blow job that he was going to be able to take this slow as he’d originally untended. He pounded into Naruto, who mewled happily, and begged for it to be harder or faster.

It didn’t take long, it didn’t take much, but it was just enough to satisfy them both.sasuke made sure to reach around Naruto and stroke his penis in time with his thrusts so they would climax as close together as possible, he’d noticed that when Naruto came first, if he didn’t come while Naruto was still riding his orgasm out, then it would start to hurt the blonde.

Yes, he was sex crazed and a filthy pervert, but that did not mean that he didn’t love Naruto, truly and deeply.

Naruto came first, covering Sasuke’s hand with cum as he cried out in pure pleasure. The clenching of Naruto’s ass muscles around his cock was more then enough to send Sasuke blowing his load into the blonde.

Sasuke recovered himself a bit, and slide his softening member out of Naruto’s ass while carefully gathering his lover into his arms, gathering his clothes he quickly whisked Naruto to the Uchiha complex, where they would have a nice long bath, maybe a good rut in the shower, and then once or twice more before bed.

Sasuke grinned, god he loved his life.

His sex life that is.

End Chappie 2

the names are from FF.net people that requested to be in the club. i was too lazy to use anything else. the smut scene you see above however is NOT in the FF.net version, and it will never be in the ff.net version. so you all get a treat. so yeah, there's not much else to say on the story so i'll end my ramblings here.