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Yay! Back to the Land of Snow! ...Wait. We have to do WHAT?!
Maintaing a Harem Takes a Team Effort
Written by: PrinceofPervs
Summary: After finally defeating the Akatsuki, Team 7's members decide to settle down. With a Harem. And everyone knows that Maintaing a Harem takes a team effort. Team 7/Harem. First of its kind!
Wow. I got such a big turn-out for such a short chapter. I guess that people really like this idea. Well then, I can’t let all of you down! I hope you enjoy this chapter!
Chapter 1:
Yay! Back to the Land of Snow! …Wait. We have to do WHAT?!
We find our (perverted) heroes heading towards the Hokage Tower, getting ready to take on as many missions as it would take to buy their Dream Home/Harem Headquarters.
“So, Kakashi-sensei. How much money would you say that we need to buy this, ‘Dream Home’?” Sakura inquired.
“A good question, Sakura. And I just happen to have an estimate price written down right here,” Kakashi replied, handing her a piece of paper.
Sakura took a look at the price written down, with Sasuke and Naruto looking over her shoulder.
Seconds later, it took all that Sakura had for her not to faint.
“ARE YOU KIDDING, KAKASHI-SENSEI?! We’ll have to take like a MILLION missions to get even HALF-WAY to this much!” Sakura shrieked.
“I hate to admit it, but Sakura has a point. Even the Uchiha clan didn’t have that much money in its life time,” Sasuke said.
“I don’t think that even Konoha as a WHOLE has that much money!” Naruto said, jaw slack and eyes wide.
“Well then, we’d better get started, don’t you think?” Kakashi chuckled.
“EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!” Sakura and Naruto roared. Sasuke just glared at Kakashi as they finally got into the tower.
The 4 friends (comrades if you ask Sasuke), were granted permission to enter the Hokage’s Office. But as they got close enough to it, they could begin to hear something.
“Is that someone…talking?” Naruto questioned.
“It sounds more like someone…MOANING to me,” Sasuke said, looking uncomfortable all of a sudden.
“Yeah…and that someone sounds like…Tsunade-saishou…” Sakura thought, trying to get rid of the mental images.
“Hmmm. I knew that she and Jiraiya have gotten together, but I didn’t know that they had become that…daring,” Kakashi said, impressed.
“Don’t act all impressed, sensei! That is hardly behavior fitting of a Hokage, even if it IS Tsunade-saishou!” Sakura protested.
“Well, if you want to tell her that to her face, then be my guess. I’ll gladly arrange for your funeral papers,” Kakashi replied, shrugging.
“Okay, the noises are getting louder. I better put a stop to this…” Naruto grumbled, marching towards the door to the office. He began to pound on it. “Okay, Baa-chan! You have until the count of 10 to get decent before I barge on in there!”
Team 7’s members heard a little bang on the other side, followed by some cursing. They also heard something that sounded like someone franticly searching for their clothes.
“J-Just a minute!” Tsunade’s voice came from the room.
“Damn you, Naruto!” Jiraiya’s voice said.
The rest of Team 7 sweat dropped, while Naruto had a self-satisfied smirk on his face.
Soon after, our heroes found themselves facing a very flushed Tsunade sitting behind her desk, and an indignant Jiraiya glaring at all of them (Naruto in particular).
“So, are you guys here to receive your next mission?” The busty Hokage said, trying (and failing) to hide her blush.
“Yes, Hokage-sama. But could you please do us the honor of telling us what the highest paying one is?” Kakashi inquired.
“Any particular reason, Kakashi?” Jiraiya asked, eyeing the Copy-Nin.
“No special reason, Jiraiya-sama. Just need to buy a dream home for our future harem, that’s all,” Kakashi replied nonchalantly.
Tsunade and Jiraiya’s eyes widened. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were so shocked that Kakashi would talk about something so easily like that, that they didn’t even think to glare at him. They just stared at him with wide eyes too.
“…I’m sorry….what did you just say?” Tsunade questioned.
“I said that I need lots of money to make a dream home for our future harem,” Kakashi replied.
“…And when you say, ‘Our,’ you mean…” Jiraiya began…
“Yes. Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and myself. We shall each get a harem of our very own (well, Sasuke and Naruto will share the girls in theirs), and all live in the same house with said harems,” Kakashi said, ignoring the now murderous looks on the rest of Team 7.
“…You know what; I don’t even want to know. I’ll just give you the highest ranking mission, and that’ll be all,” Tsunade said, handing Kakashi the mission briefing.
“Thank you, Hokage-sama. Good day,” Kakashi said, leaving with his team in tow.
“…Well, that was odd,” Tsunade said. Then she looked under her desk. “Are you okay, Shizune?”
Shizune popped her head out from under the desk and nodded. “I’m fine Hokage-sama. Are they gone, yet?” She said.
“Yes, they are,” Jiraiya said, a perverted look on his face. He began to remove his shirt again. “Now, where were we…?”
Tsunade and Shizune exchanged glances, and smirked. Then they pounced on Jiraiya, and the fun began anew.
“KAKASHI! How could you tell Tsunade-saishou and Jiraiya-sama such a private thing so easily?!” Sakura roared, trying her hardest to not STRANGLE her former sensei.
“Well, it’s going to be rather obvious with all the girls (and boys for you) following us when we succeed. So we might as well not bother to hide it,” Kakashi shrugged, looking at the mission briefing.
“But still, that doesn’t mean you just blurt it out to every Tom, Dick and Harry that we meet!” Sakura protested.
“Calm down, Sakura. I think you’ll change your tune when you see what the price is for this mission is,” Kakashi replied, handing Sakura the paper.
Sakura snatched it away, and looked over it. Then her eyes bugged out.
“OMG! There’s enough money here to buy TWO dream houses! And that’s not counting the extra money that we can make DURING the job!” Sakura said, very happy all of a sudden.
Naruto and Sasuke decided to look at the letter themselves, to see what could get their teammate in such a good mood. Of course, the very first thing that Naruto noticed on the paper, was that the mission took place in the Land of Snow (sorry, can’t remember the Jap Name).
“Alright! This mission takes place in the Land of Snow. We can see Princess Yukie again!” Naruto cheered.
“Naruto. You may want to take a look at the rest of the briefing,” Sasuke said, looking ill and pissed off at the same time for some reason.
Raising an eyebrow, Naruto took a look at the rest of the mission.
He came close to fainting.
“Oh. Hell. NO.” Naruto said. “No. NO. Forget it. Not even seeing Yukie-hime again is worth THIS.”
“I agree with the dobe. I’d sooner castrate myself then do anything like THIS,” Sasuke said, glaring at Kakashi.
“Aw, come on! What’s so bad about it?” Sakura said.
“…The only reason you say that is because you don’t have to do a THING this time, Sakura-chan,” Naruto said.
“Besides, you don’t REALLY want to do this, do you Kakashi?” Sasuke said, pleading.
“Hm. It doesn’t matter to me. Besides, it’ll be an all Women’s Bar. So we don’t have to worry about sending any people the wrong message,” Kakashi replied, reading his Icha Icha book.
“But still. Jobs as MALE STRIPPERS?!” Naruto roared. “You CAN’T be serious!”
“You want the Harem, don’t you? Well, this is the quickest way to do it,” Kakashi shrugged, turning a page in his book.
Naruto and Sasuke took a moment to think about this.
‘Hm. Keep my pride as a manly man…or get a chance to have many women by my side. Tough choice. Hmmm…’ They both thought.
It didn’t take too long to decide.
“WE’LL DO IT.” They both said at the same time.
“Excellent. We’ll head for the Land of Snow first thing in the morning. Prepare yourselves well, for this will be the first step in getting our dream harem!” Kakashi said.
“You said that already,” Naruto pointed out.
“…Just be at the front gate in the morning. And bring your skimpiest clothing,” Kakashi grumbled, poofing away in a cloud of smoke.
Naruto and Sasuke sighed, walking away. Sakura was all smiles as she walked away. Not only would they get a lot of money without her doing ANY work, but she would see all those HOT naked men up on stage flaunting their stuff. INCULDING Sasuke-kun!
Yep, life was good.
And that’s it for this chapter! As you can see, I obviously like Sakura. Anyway, the next chapter will feature a threesome with Jiraiya, Tsunade and Shizune. Hope you look forward to that. Catch you next continue!
Written by: PrinceofPervs
Summary: After finally defeating the Akatsuki, Team 7's members decide to settle down. With a Harem. And everyone knows that Maintaing a Harem takes a team effort. Team 7/Harem. First of its kind!
Wow. I got such a big turn-out for such a short chapter. I guess that people really like this idea. Well then, I can’t let all of you down! I hope you enjoy this chapter!
Chapter 1:
Yay! Back to the Land of Snow! …Wait. We have to do WHAT?!
We find our (perverted) heroes heading towards the Hokage Tower, getting ready to take on as many missions as it would take to buy their Dream Home/Harem Headquarters.
“So, Kakashi-sensei. How much money would you say that we need to buy this, ‘Dream Home’?” Sakura inquired.
“A good question, Sakura. And I just happen to have an estimate price written down right here,” Kakashi replied, handing her a piece of paper.
Sakura took a look at the price written down, with Sasuke and Naruto looking over her shoulder.
Seconds later, it took all that Sakura had for her not to faint.
“ARE YOU KIDDING, KAKASHI-SENSEI?! We’ll have to take like a MILLION missions to get even HALF-WAY to this much!” Sakura shrieked.
“I hate to admit it, but Sakura has a point. Even the Uchiha clan didn’t have that much money in its life time,” Sasuke said.
“I don’t think that even Konoha as a WHOLE has that much money!” Naruto said, jaw slack and eyes wide.
“Well then, we’d better get started, don’t you think?” Kakashi chuckled.
“EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!” Sakura and Naruto roared. Sasuke just glared at Kakashi as they finally got into the tower.
The 4 friends (comrades if you ask Sasuke), were granted permission to enter the Hokage’s Office. But as they got close enough to it, they could begin to hear something.
“Is that someone…talking?” Naruto questioned.
“It sounds more like someone…MOANING to me,” Sasuke said, looking uncomfortable all of a sudden.
“Yeah…and that someone sounds like…Tsunade-saishou…” Sakura thought, trying to get rid of the mental images.
“Hmmm. I knew that she and Jiraiya have gotten together, but I didn’t know that they had become that…daring,” Kakashi said, impressed.
“Don’t act all impressed, sensei! That is hardly behavior fitting of a Hokage, even if it IS Tsunade-saishou!” Sakura protested.
“Well, if you want to tell her that to her face, then be my guess. I’ll gladly arrange for your funeral papers,” Kakashi replied, shrugging.
“Okay, the noises are getting louder. I better put a stop to this…” Naruto grumbled, marching towards the door to the office. He began to pound on it. “Okay, Baa-chan! You have until the count of 10 to get decent before I barge on in there!”
Team 7’s members heard a little bang on the other side, followed by some cursing. They also heard something that sounded like someone franticly searching for their clothes.
“J-Just a minute!” Tsunade’s voice came from the room.
“Damn you, Naruto!” Jiraiya’s voice said.
The rest of Team 7 sweat dropped, while Naruto had a self-satisfied smirk on his face.
Soon after, our heroes found themselves facing a very flushed Tsunade sitting behind her desk, and an indignant Jiraiya glaring at all of them (Naruto in particular).
“So, are you guys here to receive your next mission?” The busty Hokage said, trying (and failing) to hide her blush.
“Yes, Hokage-sama. But could you please do us the honor of telling us what the highest paying one is?” Kakashi inquired.
“Any particular reason, Kakashi?” Jiraiya asked, eyeing the Copy-Nin.
“No special reason, Jiraiya-sama. Just need to buy a dream home for our future harem, that’s all,” Kakashi replied nonchalantly.
Tsunade and Jiraiya’s eyes widened. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were so shocked that Kakashi would talk about something so easily like that, that they didn’t even think to glare at him. They just stared at him with wide eyes too.
“…I’m sorry….what did you just say?” Tsunade questioned.
“I said that I need lots of money to make a dream home for our future harem,” Kakashi replied.
“…And when you say, ‘Our,’ you mean…” Jiraiya began…
“Yes. Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and myself. We shall each get a harem of our very own (well, Sasuke and Naruto will share the girls in theirs), and all live in the same house with said harems,” Kakashi said, ignoring the now murderous looks on the rest of Team 7.
“…You know what; I don’t even want to know. I’ll just give you the highest ranking mission, and that’ll be all,” Tsunade said, handing Kakashi the mission briefing.
“Thank you, Hokage-sama. Good day,” Kakashi said, leaving with his team in tow.
“…Well, that was odd,” Tsunade said. Then she looked under her desk. “Are you okay, Shizune?”
Shizune popped her head out from under the desk and nodded. “I’m fine Hokage-sama. Are they gone, yet?” She said.
“Yes, they are,” Jiraiya said, a perverted look on his face. He began to remove his shirt again. “Now, where were we…?”
Tsunade and Shizune exchanged glances, and smirked. Then they pounced on Jiraiya, and the fun began anew.
“KAKASHI! How could you tell Tsunade-saishou and Jiraiya-sama such a private thing so easily?!” Sakura roared, trying her hardest to not STRANGLE her former sensei.
“Well, it’s going to be rather obvious with all the girls (and boys for you) following us when we succeed. So we might as well not bother to hide it,” Kakashi shrugged, looking at the mission briefing.
“But still, that doesn’t mean you just blurt it out to every Tom, Dick and Harry that we meet!” Sakura protested.
“Calm down, Sakura. I think you’ll change your tune when you see what the price is for this mission is,” Kakashi replied, handing Sakura the paper.
Sakura snatched it away, and looked over it. Then her eyes bugged out.
“OMG! There’s enough money here to buy TWO dream houses! And that’s not counting the extra money that we can make DURING the job!” Sakura said, very happy all of a sudden.
Naruto and Sasuke decided to look at the letter themselves, to see what could get their teammate in such a good mood. Of course, the very first thing that Naruto noticed on the paper, was that the mission took place in the Land of Snow (sorry, can’t remember the Jap Name).
“Alright! This mission takes place in the Land of Snow. We can see Princess Yukie again!” Naruto cheered.
“Naruto. You may want to take a look at the rest of the briefing,” Sasuke said, looking ill and pissed off at the same time for some reason.
Raising an eyebrow, Naruto took a look at the rest of the mission.
He came close to fainting.
“Oh. Hell. NO.” Naruto said. “No. NO. Forget it. Not even seeing Yukie-hime again is worth THIS.”
“I agree with the dobe. I’d sooner castrate myself then do anything like THIS,” Sasuke said, glaring at Kakashi.
“Aw, come on! What’s so bad about it?” Sakura said.
“…The only reason you say that is because you don’t have to do a THING this time, Sakura-chan,” Naruto said.
“Besides, you don’t REALLY want to do this, do you Kakashi?” Sasuke said, pleading.
“Hm. It doesn’t matter to me. Besides, it’ll be an all Women’s Bar. So we don’t have to worry about sending any people the wrong message,” Kakashi replied, reading his Icha Icha book.
“But still. Jobs as MALE STRIPPERS?!” Naruto roared. “You CAN’T be serious!”
“You want the Harem, don’t you? Well, this is the quickest way to do it,” Kakashi shrugged, turning a page in his book.
Naruto and Sasuke took a moment to think about this.
‘Hm. Keep my pride as a manly man…or get a chance to have many women by my side. Tough choice. Hmmm…’ They both thought.
It didn’t take too long to decide.
“WE’LL DO IT.” They both said at the same time.
“Excellent. We’ll head for the Land of Snow first thing in the morning. Prepare yourselves well, for this will be the first step in getting our dream harem!” Kakashi said.
“You said that already,” Naruto pointed out.
“…Just be at the front gate in the morning. And bring your skimpiest clothing,” Kakashi grumbled, poofing away in a cloud of smoke.
Naruto and Sasuke sighed, walking away. Sakura was all smiles as she walked away. Not only would they get a lot of money without her doing ANY work, but she would see all those HOT naked men up on stage flaunting their stuff. INCULDING Sasuke-kun!
Yep, life was good.
And that’s it for this chapter! As you can see, I obviously like Sakura. Anyway, the next chapter will feature a threesome with Jiraiya, Tsunade and Shizune. Hope you look forward to that. Catch you next continue!