Cheesing My Way Into Your Heart

STILL NOT BETA'D because when I finally do have something for her she isn't around for a while XDD

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!! Thats the only reason I'm actually updating now and not in like a year! I seriously thought I'd only get like MAYBE three at most because it is an odd pairing XD

I love and hate this chapter

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Laying in his bed staring up at the ceiling with a strange smile curling up the edge of his lip Suigetsu continued rolling his cellphone around in his fingers. With a long sigh he brought the device up and stared at it with narrowed eyes.

"Its only been like two hours since the party...he might still be there...even if he isn't it would be kinda weird to just call him up like this..." he paused and looked back up at the ceiling.

His eyes narrowed and he huffed to himself, "yeah I'm Sui-fucking-getsu I don't call up two hours afterwards like some love sick puppy! I'll make him wait a bit!" He nodded to himself and chucked the phone across the room where it landed safely in a pile of dirty clothes then rolled onto his other side.

He glared at the wall across from his bed as his mind slowly drifted off to dream land, his body began to loosen up and before he could do anything he was asleep.

In the morning he woke up, shivering, his teeth chattered together as his hands rubbed small circles on his frozen flesh and he slowly got up from bed and walked to his dresser to pull out a sweat-shirt.

In all his pouting during the night he forgot to cover up. He shuffled across the room after finding his good sweater and slowly peeled open his bedroom door, before exitting he bent over to the pile next to his door and picked up his phone and pocketed it. He walked to the kitchen with his eyes narrowed as he grumbled to himself about stupid blondes making him forget stuff.

Before he made it two steps in the tiled room he heard a smug voice from behind, "Talking about yourself are we?"

"Fuck off." Suigetsu hissed to his annoying roommate while continuing his mid-morning stomp to their refrigerator.

Preparing at bowl of Frosted Flakes Suigetsu plopped down on a stool and started to shovel the sugar coated flakes of edible heaven in his mouth as he continued to, still, glare forward. Milk started to leak down the corner of his mouth as he grumbled half words between folkfuls, yes folk, of now slightly soaky cereal. Sasuke stared at his roommate with a delicately raised eyebrow as he chopped up an apple.

"Um...Sui, what is the matter with you this morning? Its not like you had to get up early or anything its 11 o'clock and you don't have classes today what has you all bitchy?" The youngest Uchiha half yawned the last part of the sentence while walking over to sit across from the platnium blonde mumbler.

"Nothing that is any of your business Uchitard."

Sasuke looked up and blinked, "Wow, something must really be the matter with you if you aren't even coming up with good names to call me. But, hn...whatever I don't care anyways." Silence fell between them as they continued to eat, Suigetsu now having something to focus his glare on and Sasuke not caring in the least.

'Try not to forget about me tiger.'

The words suddenly repeated in Suigetsu's mind and he smiled slightly to himself as he remembered the way the blonde looked as he leaned against that tree with his fingers nervously twisting in the unmoving bark and a light blush adorned those tanned cheeks.
"Urgh, what have I gotten myself into?!" Suigetsu cried as he slammed his head on the counter.

Slowly he rolled his head over until his cheek was pressed flat against the counter and his left eye squashed shut. The only open eye blinked and looked up at the Uchiha then roamed over to the clock. He sighed again and rebashed his head against the cool tile.

"If you get blood on here I'm not cleaning it up and I'm going to kick your ass......outside so I don't get anymore blood spilled." Sasuke stated without the slightest hint of emotion in his voice.

"Didn't I already tell you to fuck of?" Sui asked with a frown.

'Oops, guess I lost that bet'

His heart flutter in his stomach as he remembered the blonde's lips pressing against his own and that perfect tanned hand resting gently on his hip. Sighing again he pulled back and stared at the few flakes that remained floating in a small puddle of milk.

Tilting his head to the side he wondered what the blonde was doing at that moment. If he was naked and in the shower, or naked and still sleeping, or naked and eating breakfast....maybe Naruto was a nudist, he giggled merrily to himself at that thought.

'Wow, you have no shame do you?'

Laughing out loud Suigetsu shook his head, "I guess I don't." he mused to himself. After a moment of silent chuckling to himself he leaned back and sighed.

"So whats this person's name?" Sasuke's voice suddenly cut into the little world he was creating in his own mind. Suigetsu maded eye contact with the Uchiha who now had a peak of interest twinkling in his eyes.

"What makes you say that?" Sui asked with a sneer, he grabbed his bowl and walked over to the dishwater. He put the rim of the bowl to his lips and tilted it back and quickly glumped down whatever was left inside before sliding the bowl safely into the tray.

"Because, I don't know if you've noticed but you have sighed every five seconds and that far off look that you've been wearing on your face and just your over all attitude tells me that someone is on your mind. Someone you like." Sasuke finished as he popped the last apple slice in his mouth and began to wipe up the little mess he had made.

"Nobody, Mr. I-Think-I-Know-It-All." Suigetsu shouted in a childish voice before stomping into the living room. Crossing his feet as he flew toward the couch Suigetsu landed, a soft creaking sound echoed breifly through the room. After a moment he finally found the remote buried in between the cushions and immediately he started channel surfing. Sasuke groaned from the kitchen and stomped back to his room, the Uchiha couldn't stand the constant flipping of channels so he always left the room when Suigetsu got ahold of the remote.

Flipping quickly through he finally let the remote rest on Tom & Jerry, his fingers unconsciously started tracing the outline of his phone as he sighed. His fingers pushed into his pocket and retrieved the small device.

He stared at it with uncertainity etching the sharp features of his face, he scrolled through his contact list until Naruto's name shouted out to him. With his index finger just barely pressed on the send button he closed his eyes and sighed to himself, 'Its only like 11:30 I don't think I should call him ye-"

His thoughts stopped as he felt a warm finger press over his own, once his eyes ripped open he saw the screen light up with "Calling Naruto" Suigetsu's head ripped to the right to see a smirking Uchiha.

"Don't think, just do. Knowing you-you'd wait too long." With that Sasuke walked off to the kitchen again. Suigetsu blinked, his mouth half open and a dumb expression written across his face.

Before he could yell after the Uchiha he heard a faint, "Hello?" whisper from his phone.

'Fuck.'

"Hey, blondie~. Just thought I'd be your mid-morning wake up call." His tone sounded as if he had a smirk plastered on his face but in reality he jerked to the left, grinding his teeth together as he tightened his fist.

'What?! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN! Stop sounding like a moron!!'

He heard a soft chuckle from the blonde and instantly he relaxed a little.

"Haha, yeah...I guess I should be thankful, my alarm didn't go off. Just a sec." Suigetsu smirked. A moment passed as he heard faint sounds of the blonde pulling himself out of bed and shuffling across the room, he had to surpress a chuckle when he heard the blonde stumble forward and then a door slam open.

"Oh man I really gotta piss so sorry 'bout this." Suigetsu's eyebrow shot up as he suddenly heard sounds of liquid falling down on liquid and echoing. A long minute passed as Suigetsu grew more and more awkward, he shifted on the couch and moved the phone to the other ear.

'I knew I was right, calling at this time was a bad idea.' he silently cursed the Uchiha who had convienyetly found whatever it was he was looking for in the kitchen and had disappeared. Thoughts flew through his mind, trying to think of something to say. Finally he just sighed and leaned back, letting his eyes slid shut as his head came to rest on the armrest.

"Oh, hehe, sorry for making you wait. So, Suigetsu....haha I recognized your voice, whats up?" He heard the toilet flush and water run from a faucet then silence again as the blonde walked somewhere. A soft plopping noise sounded in his ears followed by content sighing.

"Ah, I was just wondering how your night finished off~." Suigetsu purred into the phone, still feeling slightly awkward. He was never one for phone calls, just ringing someone up and saying a few words like time and location before hanging up. A deep chuckle vibrated through the phone.

"Well...I left about ten minutes after you did." A long yawn breezed through the line.

"So you just got bored without me there huh?....Yeah I can understand, heh."

"Haha, glad to know that cockiness is permanent." There was a slight content sigh and then some rustling of what Suigetsu assumed to be blankets. "So, what the hell happened with you last night? Didn't like me enough to stick around so you pretended you had to leave or something by making a friend call you with by you giving them some signal?" there was a slight edge to his voice that did puzzle Suigetsu a bit. Shaking his head Sui snorted.

"Only certain death would have tore me away from you last night, and unfornately for me it was a certain death situation if I didn't get out there and take my bitchy roommate home...my poor car would have been keyed straight to hell."

"Fuck off Suigetsu, you and your precious car would have gotten more then that if you had ignored me." Sasuke growled from the doorway. Suigetsu sat up and glared at the Uchiha.

"Go the hell away man and leave me the fuck alone before I have to beat your ass! Don't make me call Juugo to keep you busy." Sasuke lowered his brows and glared at the nearly white haired man before turning around and stomping back.

"Chi, what the hell....always just popping up in here like he is stalking me or something." Suigetsu grumbled into the phone before realizing Naruto was still on the line. "Right, sorry about that Naruto~, my roommate just NEEDS TO BE FUCKED GOOD AND HARD SO HE SHUTS THE HELL UP AND STAYS OUT OF MY BUSINESS." He made sure Sasuke could hear that even in the other side of the house. He heard a door slam and snickered to himself.

Naruto laughed on the other line, "Alright alright, I can forgive you for abandoning me at that party with a bunch of lame-os."

"Hmm...well thats good to hear. So not to sound too forward, what cha doin tonight?" Suigetsu asked with a voice that he tried to make sound uncaring.

"Uh...well let me check my calander," There was a pause filled with low chuckling before, "ah, oh sorry seems I'm busy today, I gotta sit around and be a lazy bum."

"Oh well...sounds like tons of fun but mind if I interrupt this oh-so-exciting night?" Now a smirk firmly lined Suigetsu's lips as he sat upright on the couch and laid his arms across the top.

" I suppose I can break my all important schedule....though it depends on what it is I'll be breaking it for...?" He could hear the excitement overwhelming the blonde, his heart pattered happily in his chest as he bite down on his bottom lip to contain a girly laugh of pleasure.

"I can't ruin a good surprise now can I?" said the one who really had no idea what they could do and only wanted Naruto to say yes. Thinking could come later....like it always did.

"Still Mr. Mystery I see....fine I guess I can let you kidnap me for the night."


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Hope you all caught the more then hints at JuugoSasuke? I freaking love that pairing to hell and back and so far *cries* I haven't found any fics on them so if anyone knows of a good one could you tell me?

First off I'd like to think my friends for putting up with me while I write this story *laughs for a really long time* To get ready for this story I actually have to get into player mode and so I hit on my friends with cheesy pick up lines. As soon as they sign on I'm all over them with the cornest lines you can think of so I can get their reactions and their come backs and see if I should keep that line or throw it out.

C-chan, Akina, and Carlos get me hitting on them the most so thanks you guys for putting up with me and my weird self :D

Haha, sadly I didn't really get to work any cheesy pick up lines in this chapter...but never fear for they are coming!!!

I ended the chapter here because honestly my brain dead and I didn't know where else to go XD

---Rambling to Reviewers---

getayaoilover, YAY I'm glad you loved it. I'm super happy that you like this pairing :D Its a personal favorite of mine >> Though I myself haven't read it in a ficfic yet *coughcough* Thanks much for your review!

mls, *chuckles* Well here is more I hope you still enjoy and want more! Thanks for your review!!

ANON, Thanks!! I think its cute as well and I'm happy to hear someone else does as well!! Review appreciated!

dagget, *giggles like an idiot* Thank you so much!! When I got a review from you, not only on this but also on another story, I
got all excited and felt very accommplished! I'm so very happy that you like this story and gave such a great review! Yeah I still haven't explained the Sasuke knowing or not knowing Naruto thing yet but I'll get to that >>; Review more then greatly appreciated!

animelover, :D I'm glad I started your day off on a good note!! Yeah poor guy didn't get too lucky but lucky enough to catch Naruto's attention! XD Well here is another chapter and I really hope you still like it! ^__^ Review appreciated!

Bonanza, *laughs and nods* I know! I've been looking for one forever and when I couldn't find a SuiNaru I wrote one myself XD I'm glad you like it as well and thanks so much for your review!!

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Kurai Kisu, Hello! Heheh I also took your SuiNaruginity XD Glad you are interested in it, hope I can still keep you entertained, thanks for the review. On a side note I wont be updating A Bastard's Hands for a looong time. Thanks ^_^

Cassandra Incognito, C-CHAN! *glomps* I'm so happy to hear you loved it!! Haha, I had to make some kinda fic to make pick up lines look good :P THANK YOU! I'm happy to hear I kept him in character thats a pet peeve of mine! Thanks so much for your reviews!

TheDeviant, Thank you!! I totally know what you mean XD Suigetsu and Naruto would defiantly be the couple that would always be out having fun thats why I love them so much! Thanks so much for your review hope you come back for more!

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Word_Slave, *laughs* Yes I have seen Ouran Highschool Host Club and I /loved/ it! Hahaha, glad you are interested in more of this story. Review greatly appreciated!

spoon, *smiles and nods* I'm glad the fact that its a different pairing actually got your interest rather then turned it away! I really appreciate your review and hope you will come back for more!

Crimson2006, freaking YAY!!!!! Thank you so much! *blushes* Haha, to have one of my favorite authors actually enjoy one of my stories always makes me squeal like a brain-dead moron!! There totally arent'!! It makes me sad more people should write this couple! Hopefully it will start to pick up speed and more people will! I'm happy this made your day and I hope it still can. Review overly appreciated!!

Ana, Hahaha hope you're not too hooked ~_^ Wouldn't want you to have troubles down the road *really had to hold back from using a pick up line* YAY I'm glad that you enjoyed this AU :D Thanks so much for your great review!

berkie88, I continued! I really hope you enjoyed it :D *laughs* Yeah I'm like a cheesy line enthusiast so I'm always sprouting out some kinda line every moment of the day XD Its good to know you like them as well ^___^ Thanks so much for the review!

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Really hope you enjoyed this chapter and will review!!