Father and Son

A/N: As much as I hate explanations, I still must explain myself and my fic being late; my beta reader had her mock exams so she didn't have time to re-read the chapter 2..Also I was enjoying awesome Simple Plan concert so I didn't have time to send it..But here you have it, so enjoy my babies!!

And for Kirai: I see what I can doo ^____^
For LadyRonin:Hmm... If things will go fine, and my perverted mind is in good mood, I shall do some nice thinks in the future chapters..^___~
Also thanks for your commets my beloved fans(Fans?I have fans??! W00t!!)


Chapter 2. ...How brownies lead to clichés...


"Morning Naruto."
"...Shino.." Naruto eyed the boy next to him.

'Weirdo..What does Kiba see in him anyway?' he thought and tried to open his locker.
'Son of a-'
"Having the locker problem again?" someone said behind the blonde. Naruto winced and turned to face the speaker.

"Just for you to know Gaara, it is not a problem. My locker is just having ´those days´ " "What ´those days´?"
"The days when he wants to be angry at me and keep my stuff inside," the blonde said frustrated to the locker and kicked it.

"Dammit! I don't wanna miss the lesson! C'mon, open up for me Shimajiro!" "Shima..jiro..?" Gaara laughed and Naruto sent him a death glare.
"Let me open it for you," Gaara said and reached his hand.
"No! I wanna try to open it!"
"Whatever blondie..But you only have ten minutes to survive..See you in class Fox-face!" "Baka racoon.." Naruto muttered and tried to open the locker, without result. "Kuso.."

Suddenly a hand appeared behind Naruto's head, turning the lock few times, soft `click` and the locker was open. Naruto turned his whole body to see who had opened his precious locker.

Onyx eyes met the sapphire ones.

"Teme! You know how much I hate when someone opens it!"
"You're welcome dobe," Sasuke said coolly and walked in front of his own locker, opening it without trouble.
"Fuckin' Perfection.." Naruto muttered and gathered his books.

"We have English right?" Naruto winced as he heard the cool voice behind him, banging his locker shut.
"Yes we have and don't sneak behind people unless you wanna really kill someone," the blonde said angrily, glaring daggers at the raven haired teen. Sasuke smirked and started to walk to get to the lesson in time.
"Wait teme!" Naruto shouted and ran to catch the other boy.

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"Where is he today? I wanna give my papers to him!"
"Oh stop whining Kiba, he will be late again, tried to save some random cats or whales or whatever.." Shikamaru said and yawned. Few seconds later the door opened and silver haired man walked slowly into the class while reading an orange book.

"Gomen, gomen, I'm late again. I was helping this snoring scar face and eight-headed snake to.."
"Uso!" the whole class yelled and the teacher sat down, laughing warmly.
"Now, if I may ask how many of you have actually done your project?" the teacher asked, still reading his book. Half of the students raised their hands.

"Naruto, how in hell.."
"Language Inuzuka!"
"..have you done your project so early.." Kiba asked in amazement.
"Well, I can see why Uzumaki-kun has done the project in time.."
"..and that is..?" the spike-haired boy questioned from the scarf-masked teacher.

"He listened to me during the lessons. I remember when I said I get an orgasm everytime I read Shakespeare's books, and Uzumaki-kun's head was the one which jerked most violently and maybe that's the reason he and Uchiha-kun have Romeo and Juliet," the teacher said and winked to the blushing blonde. The class started to laugh and Naruto sank lower on his chair.
"You stupid perverted Kakashi-sensei.." the boy muttered and crossed his arms.

Kakashi smiled(or so everyone thought because his right eye curve into a happy looking shape) and clapped his hands.
"Saa, can I have the projects back from those who have done it." Papers were returned on the table in front of the silver haired man.

"Good. And on with the lesson! As you all maybe remember the time when.." Naruto's ears shut down and he tapped his pencil on the paper. Looking at the window he saw white puffy clouds, clear blue sky and shining bright-yellow sun.
‘Damn , I want to go outside…’ the blonde thought while drawing something on the paper.

Sasuke was taking conscientiously his notes but his gaze somehow ended on the blonde haired teen sitting on his left. Naruto was busily drawing something Sasuke couldn’t see, but the face of the blonde was priceless: usual blue eyes shone in azure color, gleaming in the light coming from the sun; his mouth was slightly open and smiling, and Sasuke could see how pink tongue came out here an then while pearly white teeth bit the red flesh when the blonde seemed to have some problem with his piece of art.

Sasuke’s heart missed a beat. His stomach twisted and he could feel how one single butterfly appeared into his stomach, tickling the inside. His mouth was dry and he didn’t notice he had stopped breathing.
‘Smex him you idiot!’ said Sasuke’s subconscious but something annoying was poking his mind.

“Sasuke. Sasuke? Can you hear me Sasuke?” The pale teen rose from his subconscious state, seeing that the annoying pink and platinum blonde haired girls were standing in front of his desk.

“What?” he grunted, pissed off that he couldn’t concentrate on the blonde boy anymore.
“I was just wondering..”
“Do you have a date for the coming Christmas ball yet?”
“I was suppose to ask that Ino-pig!”
“You have too slow tongue even though you have a huge forehead cherry!” Sasuke watched the two girls fighting.
“I don’t,” the raven haired said. The girls stopped their fight, glaring at Sasuke the way which made the pale teen go even paler.

”Oh really..” they both said in unison, “will you be my escort then!?” the girls said in stereo.

Sasuke watched in horror as the girls in front of him tried to push the other away.
“He said my name!”
“No, my name!”
“No, mine!”
“Mine!”
“Shut up you forehead!”
“Go to hell you pig!”
“He didn’t say any name yet,” came a knowing answer from Sasuke’s left. Sakura and Ino stopped fighting and stared daggers at the blonde.

“And how you know that, you stupid fuck?”
“Well, I sit next to him ya know? Secondly, I always hear Sasuke’s tiniest mutters and mumbles but he didn’t open his mouth to your question. Thirdly, you two are just too annoying so I would say he won’t pick neither of you,” Naruto ended his statement and went back to draw his picture.

‘Naruto..’ Sasuke thought before his thought was interrupted again.

“You sick fox.. You have nothing to do with this! You cannot say what Sasuke wants you freak!”
“No, I can’t Ino, but I certainly know Sasuke best. And in my opinion he’s gonna say no to both of you.”

Before the girls were going to murder Naruto, Sasuke stepped in.
“He’s right, I’m not going to pick neither of you,” the raven haired said coldly and started to write something on the paper in front of him. Sakura and Ino looked stunned. “Why.. Why Sasuke?!”
“He doesn’t like you. Neither of you. You piss him off,” Naruto lifted his eyes from the paper and looked into the girls’ eyes.
“You two annoy all of us. So please be quiet for awhile,” the blonde suggested and continued his business with the paper.

Shocked, Ino and Sakura both stared at the Uchiha who had written in bold letters ´GO TO HELL FROM ANNOYING ME!´ on the paper he had. The girls silently walked back to their seats.

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“Man, you rock Uchiha!”
“Kiba..”
“Really, you’re the best man! Finally those bitches got what they deserve!”
“Inuzuka..”
“Their faces when you said coldly..”
“Dog breath..”
“And their hurt looks..”
“Wannabe-Ginga- lover..”
“Really, did you see it guys?”

Kiba got four glares at him.

“What?”
“Shut up you dog-twisted baka!” Shikamaru, Neji, Gaara and Naruto yelled in unison, while Sasuke and Shino only glared coldly at the tattooed boy.

“Sorry, sorry…But it was great!..”

“Argh!” the table groaned and changed their table, leaving Kiba alone.
“Hey wait! I don’t wanna be alone!”
“Shut up and you won't!” Naruto shouted over his shoulder as he sat down at their new table.
“Ok..Geesh guys..” Kiba snorted and sank his sharp teeth in his bread.

“Oy, where’s Lee?”
“He’s speaking with Gai-sensei..”
“About what I wonder..”
“The sport day is coming and Lee’s responsible of the events..” Gaara mumbled and bit his sandwich.
“Ooh Gaara, how do you know about that?” Naruto joked while Gaara’s pale skin tinted pink. The blonde grinned and slapped a hand on the red head’s back.

“You two are gonna have marvellous looking kids Gaara! Your hair color with Lee’s haircut and green eyes á la Lee’s eyebrows!” the tanned teen laughed but got frantic punch on his bicep.

“Damn Gaara, it was just a joke..” Gaara just glared at Naruto, who smirked and offered his hand.
“Wanna be friends again?” he asked. Gaara looked at the hand, smiled and shook it. Naruto pulled the red head into a hug and snorted.

“You know, you should tell him some day,” the blonde whispered into Gaara’s ear. The red head tightened his grip on Naruto’s shirt.
“It..I cannot do that..You know why Naruto..”
“It’s the best thing to do Gaara..”
“He..He will reject me.. For sure.. Beside, Sakura-“
“Hello my youthful partners on the dying days of summer!”
“Hi Lee..” came the greeting in monotonic unison. Lee thumbed to his fellow students, sparkles coming somewhere behind him.

“…Am I hallucinating or does someone else see those sparkles?”
“..You are hallucinating usuratonkachi,” Sasuke said and ignored the well-seen sparks.

“Usuratonkachi.”
“Yeah teme,” Naruto said with mouth full of noodles.
“Gulp the stuff down and speak clearly.”
“I jhusht wanth tho pissh you off,” the blonde grinned, still his mouth occupied with the food. Sasuke glared and Naruto gulped loudly.

“About the math tutoring..”
“What? I didn’t know you had hard time with math Naruto?” Shino’s voice broke the beginning of Sasuke sentence. Naruto blushed.
“Well, you see..”
“Ooh, and Sasuke’s the tutor! I think you are really gonna have a hard time with the tutoring!” Kiba barked while Shikamaru smirked and Gaara snickered at the comment.

“Why didn’t you say anything? I could help you too.” Neji suggested, but Shikamaru intervened in: “No thanks Neji.”
“Hey, don't advocate me you pineapple head!”
“Well, if you look at the points Naruto you'll see I'm right. To start with, Neji's scoring worse than Sasuke..”
“Only 0.00..” Neji tried to defend himself but was again cut off by Shikamaru,
“Neji's family is weird..”
“Just because..”
“And he would lose his nerves faster than Sasuke,” Shikamaru ended his argument. Neji winced.
“Good point that last one Nara. He's all yours Uchiha,” the pale eyed boy said and continued eating his lunch.

Gaara looked at his blonde friend.
“Why do you need help?” he asked, little voice of his unconscious crying out that Sasuke was going to rape the sweet poor kitsune boy.
“My dad wants me to. He wants me to have better results so that I can get into the college I want.”
“Ohh..” the boys said.

As the bell rang, the boys started to pack their lunches away.
“So, this evening, after the school, your place?” Sasuke asked from the blonde next to him.
“Do you call that a foreplay Uchiha?” Kiba laughed but stopped when Sasuke send daggers from his eyes. Naruto blushed a bit and nodded.
“My school ends at three o'clock..”
“Yeah, I know.” 'I have memorized your whole schedule by heart dobe..' Sasuke thought and coughed.
“Oh..Right..” Naruto said. Sasuke smirked.
“See you at your place then usuratonkachi,” the raven haired teen said and patted Naruto's shoulder. The smaller boy stilled.

Sasuke stood up and was walking into the classroom when he heard a loud voice: “I'M NOT USURATONKACHI, TEME!!”

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“Teme…Who the hell he think he is..Miss Happy-Go-Fucking-Sunshine..” the blonde muttered by himself.
“…fucking icicle in his ass..Should go back to Siberia..”
“Naruto, what are you doing here?” Naruto stopped his mumbling and sulking.
“Oh..I have a skip lesson before my final one. What are you doin’ here? I thought you had psychology?”
“Well..”
“Is he still bothering your mind?”
“…Yeah, with his green spandex gym outfit,” Gaara sneered lovingly, smiling softly as he sat down. Naruto smiled too and sat across the teen.

“Really Gaara, you being Mr. I-am-the-most-social-and-emotionally-backed-in-the-galaxy should tell him how you feel.”
“But it’s-“
“Yeah, it’s gonna be hard and I don’t mean his lower equipment which I don’t wanna even think about thank-you-very-much. But you have to remove your barriers and shelters and OMG show some emotions!” Naruto gasped, slapping his hands on his cheeks, his mouth shaping into a perfect `o`

“Stop teasing me you dead fox!”
“Hey, easy down there Davy Crockett’s hat! You have bruised me enough!”
“I’m not a hat!”
“Fine, you..Super Mario’s flying raccoon suit..” Gaara snorted and hit Naruto with a notebook. The sunshine haired teen laughed and stopped the attack with his arms.

“Really, what the heck do you see in him? He’s CREEPY with his spandex, bowl cut hair and those fuzzy eyebrows, not to mention the perfect ´let’s-all-run-to-the-sunset-of-the-youth´- pose!”
“That’s just the outer look, you Sonic character. When you get to know him, he’s so different than he seems like..”
“And he’s..”
“Kind, shy, clumsy but still very sweet, caring and with sense of good humor..” Gaara spoke tenderly as he gazed into the empty space.

‘For the fucking shoujoballs’ and pale pink clouds’ sake..’ Naruto thought and waved his hand in front of the other teen.
“..Gaara! Hello, the Earth is calling for Gaara..”
“Ah, gomen.. You were saying..” Naruto chuckled.
“You really like the fool?” he snickered. Gaara smiled and laughed shortly.
“Yeah, I do! Dammit, when did I lose my brain?”
“Too much old school Nintendo games?”
“Yep, should stop playing those,” the red haired said before they both started to laugh hard.

“That’s enough of me, how’s the thing going between you and Sasuke?” Gaara asked, wiping tears from his eyes.
“W-w-what thing? We don’t have a thing!!”
“Neither me and Lee have then.”
“Really Gaara, there’s nothing between me and Sasuke!”
“Nothing? This whole ´we-have-been-best-friends-since-kindergarten´ is just a fake then?” “No, no, nonononono! Sasuke IS my best friend!”
”..and..”
"..He’s only.. my best.. friend..”
“You really persuade me with your solemn and unshaken voice.”
“..Oh shut up Tanuki!”
“Ooh, kitsune’s in LO~VE!” Gaara snickered.
“I am not in lo-lo-love with that bastard!”
“Well if you’re not in love, then..”

Naruto was beet-red which made Gaara laugh very hard.
“Oh shut the fuck up Tanuki! Me and Sasuke-“
“I know! You’re humping each other’s brains out!”
“..SHUT UP ALREADY!!” Gaara was laughing even harder.
“It’s not that funny, ya know..”
“No it’s not but your face is! Damn this day when I didn’t bring my camera with me..” “..Sasuke would never answer to me the way I like.. Nor to my feelings..” Naruto mumbled softly, making Gaara silent. The red head stood up and sat beside Naruto.

“You know, there’s nothing to be ashamed of if you like your best friend..” Gaara said and hugged the blonde. Naruto winced but buried closer to Gaara.
“I know there isn’t.. But.. Sasuke don’t like me.. that way..”
“How he feels then?”
“..That I’m just his best friend and rival..”

Gaara sighed.
“You cannot say what Sasuke feels Naruto. You should ask from him how does he feel.”
“But I can’t Gaara! I know he’ll refuse me!”
“You can’t know if you don’t try, Naru-chan..” Gaara smiled softly and kissed blonde locks.

“Why everyone calls me Naru-chan nowadays?” Naruto asked smiling, looking into Gaara’s eyes.
“Because that was your pet name when we were in comprehensive school Kitsune.. And besides your dad always calls you Naru-chan, even when he’s with us..”
“Not when I’m around..”
“Because he loves you and knows how much you hate that name..” Naruto gave a laugh.
“I guess he does.. that damn Yondaime..” Naruto and Gaara both chuckled and hugged each other more tightly.

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“Naruto, what time Sasuke’s coming?”
“He should be here in..” The doorbell rang, playing merry tune which made Naruto smile as he opened the door.

“Hi teme!”
“..Usuratonkachi..” Sasuke said and stepped inside.
“We’ll be studying in the kitchen so bring your stuff there,” Naruto said and disappeared from Sasuke’s sight. The pale boy left his jacket on a chair and went into the kitchen area.

“Hi Sasuke!”
“Hi Minato-sensei, how are you doing?”
“Aww Sasu-chan, you’re doing it again! Please don’t call me sensei, it makes me feel old! And I’m fine thank you very much, how about you?”
“Depends on your son’s calculation skills..”
“Hey!” Naruto pouted which made Minato laugh.

“Ok, I’ll be going now. The lasagne is in the oven and there are some ice cream in the freezer. If Naru-chan misbehaves, just call me Sasuke,” the older blonde said and ruffled his son’s hair.

“”Have fun Naru-chan! Bye Sasu-chan!”
“Bye Minato!”
“I’m not Naru-chan- ttebayo and bye bye!” Naruto shouted after his father who just waved and closed the door.

“Man he can be annoying..”
“Like father like son..”
“Hey, that was mean!”
“But he still cares about you..” the raven haired muttered and sat down. Naruto’s smile faltered and his face went a bit red.

“Oh.. Sorry Sasuke..”
“It’s all right dobe. Let’s solve some math problems.”
“I’m not a dobe teme.”
“Whatever you say usuratonkachi,” Sasuke smirked and opened the math book.

As the hours went by, Naruto’s stomach started to grumble and Sasuke was at the edge of getting a vein pop.
“Sasuke, can we have a break? Harahetta!” Naruto whined and rubbed his aching stomach. “Ok, we can have a break.”
“A long break?”
“How long?”
“So I, and maybe you if you want, can eat some lasagne and a nice big bowl of ice cream.” “Well..”
“Please Sasuke~” Naruto put his best puppy eye expression on.
“Fine, whatever, if you stop acting like one of my fan girls!” the dark haired teen said, annoyed by the blonde’s action.

Naruto smiled brightly and happily jumped in front of the fridge.
“Choco-choco-lata! Choco-choco-lata!” the blonde sang merrily and took the ice cream packet out of the freezer, taking some whipped cream out of the fridge and noticing something good that Sasuke would love.

“You should come more often teme if my dad’s gonna buy ice cream everytime you come!”
“Oy Naruto! You’re suppose to eat REAL food first!” Sasuke guided the jumpy blonde, rolling his eyes irritatingly.
“You can eat the lasagne, I know you’re hungry. “
“I am NOT hung-“ Sasuke’s stomach growled, getting flat look from Naruto. The raven haired tinted a bit pink, rubbing his stomach.

“Well.. If I can have a little bit,” Sasuke said, avoiding Naruto’s gaze. The blonde grinned.
“Sure, let me set the table,” the smaller boy said and took two plates, forks and spoons from the cupboard.
“..So you’re going to eat..”
“Of course, a person needs at least two to three hot meals per day! Do you really think I’m that blonde?” Naruto smirked at his joke.
“Don’t insult me, I’m your guest here..”
“Yeah, yeah, you get the bigger and cheesier piece,” the tanned teen gagged again and handed Sasuke a plate full of lasagne.

‘I really have missed Minato’s cookings..’ Sasuke thought as he took a bite.
“Aww, look at you! You have missed my dad’s cookings!”
“I have not!”
“Sure you have, your eyes are gleaming.”
“Shut up dobe and eat your lasagne!”
“Happy to oblige,” the blue eyed said and sank his fork in the food.

“Oh, by the way, there was a nice pile of brownies also.”
“..Brownies..?”
“Yeah teme. We both know how much you like them, I think that’s why my dad made them..” Naruto informed mouth full of food. Sasuke’s body stilled, eyes shining oddly.

‘Shit, crazy mad-man Sasuke!’ Naruto yelped in his mind.
“Eeh…Sasuke.. Oy teme.. You’re scaring me..”
“Brownies in the fridge..” Sasuke stood up and walked to the fridge, looking like zombie.

“Naruto, have you finished your meal?”
“Yeah, but..”
“Dessert time!” the raven haired said and put a plate full of brownies on the table.
“Are you okay Sasuke? You look weird..”
“No I’m not.. I’m in heaven, “ Sasuke sighed and took a bite.

‘Chocolate.. Much and much of chocolate..’ the pale boy thought as he took another bite. Naruto looked at his friend. wanting to say something, but in the end decided to keep his mouth shut and took a brownie.

“Oy dobe. Do you have any milk?”
“Sure. Why?”
“To wet my mouth with something other than yo-.. I mean water,” Sasuke blushed pink. A bit confused Naruto took a milk carton from the fridge.

“Here ya go..”
“And a glass?”
“Huh? Oh yeah..”
“Dobe..”
“What?”
“Have you drunk straight from the carton?” Sasuke glared lethally into Naruto’s eyes.
“No I haven’t! That’s totally new carton teme! And here’s your glass!” Naruto put the glass on the table.

“Thanks,” Sasuke said and poured some in the glass.
”You sure you haven’t drunk from this?”
“Yes, I am!” Sasuke sipped.
“…Different thing is has my dad drunk from it..” Naruto snickered. Sasuke almost choked because of the milk going into the wrong pipe, but survived.

“I didn’t need that information dobe!”
“You’re welcome,” Naruto said sweetly, pinching the raven’s cheek.

When the plate was empty, Sasuke sighed happily. Naruto was still munching his last piece, getting some stains on his face.

“Usuratonkachi. You’re wasting good food.”
“Am not!”
“Look at your face and prove yourself wrong,” Sasuke smirked to the blonde. Naruto took a spoon, watching his reflection.

“Oh...Right you are..Dammit!” the blue eyed said and took a napkin from a kitchen counter.
“What are you doing?”
“Sweeping the stains away..”
“And wasting food again? Oh no you won’t!” the raven said and took a strong grip from Naruto’s wrist.

“Teme, what are-“ the blonde couldn’t stop his sentence as he felt something wet licking his face. Naruto turned deep red.
“Oy, what are ya doin’?”
“As I said, do not waste good food,” Sasuke said calmly and continued licking Naruto.

The paler teen started carefully licking near the tanned teen’s mouth, continuing to suck gently where there were stains that didn’t want to leave the blonde’s face. Slowly a pale hand rose to keep blonde head still, sinking to caress sun-kissed locks. As Sasuke started to use his tongue while sucking, Naruto noticed how aroused he was and if possible, the blonde went even redder.

“Sa..suke..” Naruto whispered as the raven haired went down to suck his neck. A dark head snapped, getting a hard smack from the fist of reality.

“Oh..sorry..” Sasuke said and blushed pink. Naruto was looking down, too embarrassed to look Sasuke in the eyes.
“What the heck was that teme?” the blonde spoke softly, lifting his gaze and looking confused. Sasuke gulped.

“I..I..I-I..I have..”
“No idea?” Naruto ended Sasuke’s answer. Sasuke felt lost as he looked into those deep and bottomless blue azure eyes.

‘And how gay was that? Way to go Sasuke! Wanna tell him now how do you feel about him?’ Sasuke’s subconscious teased but Sasuke ignored the annoying voice.

“Sorry, my bad, but that really was a waste of food,” Sasuke coughed and began to pack his stuff.
“I think we are done for today.”
“Oh..Uh-huh..” Naruto sounded stupid, still playing the scene in his mind.
“We will meet again on Friday, is that ok to you?”
“Oh..yeah, that will suit,” Naruto said and grinned his usual smile, scratching his head at the same time.
“Ok, I’ll see you tomorrow at school then,” the pale teen smirked and went to put his jacket on, followed by Naruto.

“So teme…What was that thing before,” Naruto asked bluntly, making Sasuke’s cheeks flush a bit pink.
“That, usuratonkachi, was my way to show how much I love two things.”
“Love two things? I get the brownies-chocolate but what’s the other?” Naruto asked, feeling again confused. Sasuke stared blankly at the blonde, sweat dropping.

“Even you can’t be that stupid, dobe.”
“Oy, don’t call me dobe, teme! And what’s the second thing?”
“I can give you a hint: you have known it your whole life and it’s very close to you,” the taller boy said and opened the front door,”Ja ne usuratonkachi.”

When Sasuke had walked few feet away from the house, he heard too familiar voice: “ORE WA USURATONKACHI JANAI TEME!”