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Meeting The Bastards And I Just Realised There’s More Then One
Yuki says : I know it took me long to Upload but I’ve got exams coming up, so for now I’ll be uploading once every week.
Naruto says: Excuses, excuses, just tell them you’ve been trying to catch me and Sasuke at it. *Mischievous Giggle*
Sasuke Says: Naruto, I think you’re gonna regret saying that.
(Background: Yuki chasing Naruto and Naruto laughing maniacally.)
Sasuke says: *Yawns* Well she does want the story to go on. Hope you like.. Blah Blah Bye.
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Meeting The Bastards And I Just Realized There’s More Then One
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“Sakura hurry up, we got some rich ass customer coming in today. I want you to put on your Ueshima Kimono, light make-up and have your hair up nicely… actually I’ll get Hinata in to do it for you, so don’t worry about the make-up. She’ll do that too.” Naruto leant against the outside of her door patiently waiting a reply.
His reply was a smack to the head and a lecturing of ‘Naruto you do not call them Rich Ass customers, they are guests here in Konoha’s Pleasure Garden.’ As he was leaving to call Hinata he vaguely heard her mutter ‘Don’t know what Tsunade was thinking leaving him in charge here.’ He thought to himself, ‘I couldn’t agree with you more.’
He found Hinata in her room also getting ready for a customer. ‘Looks like there’s more then just one rich bastard coming in today, hope the girls will be okay.’ He gave a quick prayer and waltzed into Hinata’s room.
“Ahh, Naruto you startled me.”
“Sorry Hina-chan. I was hoping that maybe, you could go by Sakura’s room and help her with her hair and make-up.”
“Sure Naru. Can you give me a few minutes please?”
“No problem.” She went into her bathroom and came out later wearing a famous designer brand kimono, looking outstanding in the floral soft yellow design.
“What is going on here? Is the president coming and I don’t know?” Naruto asked.
“No but my cousin did promise to bring some customers did he not? So I’m guessing that’s who they are.” She replied as she softly blow waved her hair.
“Oh great, more bastards to deal with… Isn’t Neji enough? This is getting ridiculous. Where have all those old geezer, B.O smelling guys gone?” At Hinata’s shocked face he said, “Ahh I mean the normal men gone?”
“You mean men like you?”
“Ahh, like me…” ‘I used to be such a decent man, it’s all his fault, Bastard!’ Sakura’s shout for Hinata from down the hall cut his thoughts short.
“Alright Hinata-chan you should get going, the ‘normal’ men,” he emphasized normal, “Should be here soon and you and Sakura both aren’t done yet. I’ll go check on Ino and TenTen. Now come on, chop chop.”
‘This is not how I wanted it to turn out. I don’t belong here, yet I don’t know what I would do away from here.’ He sighed as he walked towards the entrance hall.
“Wow… that was a big sigh, something on your mind Naruto-kun?” Eyes wide, Naruto turned round to be faced with him…
Neji POV.
We were all standing, chatting and waiting for the host to make an appearance, when we saw Naruto. ‘He looks drained, and who’s that person? … Oh well none of my business.’ I was turning around slowly to look at Sasuke when I heard the man speak,
“Wow… that was a big sigh, something on your mind Naruto-kun?” I saw Naruto’s eyes go wide with shock, fear and something else I couldn’t put my finger on.
Then there was screaming but I couldn’t hear any of it. All I could see were Naruto’s eyes going wide and the tears forming, the scene kept replaying in my mind. Naruto the man who was going to kick me out last time. The one who has kept my cousin safe and out of harms way for so very long. The one who punched me for disrespecting Hinata, tearing and scared right in front of me.
I thought I heard someone screaming my name but I just couldn’t get that scene out of my mind.
Sasuke POV.
They were all chatting among themselves, but I couldn’t help but notice the man walking down the stairs. Blonde shoulder-length hair caressing his face, eyes as blue as the sky the day after a storm, small button nose and full pouting pale pink lips. He was beautiful, wearing a silk white kimono with cherry blossoms crawling up to his thigh and a light green obi decorated in tree branches and birds.
And when I turned slightly, I saw that I wasn’t the only one admiring him. There was another man, but his face was covered with his hoodie. But then I heard him speak,
“Wow… that was a big sigh, something on your mind Naruto-kun.” All I saw was blue eyes widening in shock fear and memories… and I knew right then that this man named Naruto was haunted and whatever was haunting him was the cause of the stranger addressing him. I also knew I was going to do something about it. Because I think that I might have fallen in love at first site, as cliché as that may sound.
Normal POV.
“You, what are you doing here? I thought I told you I didn’t want you here. LEAVE NOW!” Naruto screamed at the stranger.
“Temper, temper. It’s no good to be getting angry more pimples that way Naruto-kun, then how are you going to attract the customers?” unnoticed to Naruto the guests had already arrived and were now an audience. The girls were also there, as they heard Naruto screaming and rushed down to see what the problem was.
“BASTARD WHY WON’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? Can’t you see I don’t want to remember? Just leave me alone… Please, please.”
Sobs began to wrack through Naruto’s body until his body was surrounded by warmth. He thought he heard someone quietly whisper soothingly into his ear before he fainted from stress.
Sasuke POV.
I didn’t even realise my feet moving until I realised I was standing behind Naruto as he cried. I slowly whispered words of comfort into his ears as I shot the Uchiha glare at the man I saw in front of me, he looked shocked for a minute but a sly smirk came to his voice and he said,
“An Uchiha, huh? I’m assuming you’re Sasuke, since last I heard Itachi-kun was in Paris holding a meeting.” He looked up and I could see golden eyes staring at me and I thought they would have been beautiful if that evil malicious look hadn’t been present in them.
“You haven’t seen the last of me Uchiha I will be back for Naruto-kun and he’ll learn not to defy his masters. When he wakes up just tell him it’s going to punishment for the last 17 years.” And before I could even answer he had turned his back walked away. I looked down at the haunted face of the man in my arms and tightened my arms around him and thought to myself,
‘No matter what happens, I’ll protect him from that man and help him.’
--Time Skip--
Normal POV.
Slowly Sasuke saw that Naruto was waking up. He was sitting on the couch in the corner of Naruto’s pale orange room, as he had been for the last 2 hours and a half.
Naruto was yawning to get the tears out of his eyes, when he turned and saw Sasuke he began to panic.
“Dobe, it’s okay. I’m here with Neji.”
“TEME! What did you just call me? Arghh! Another Neji, like one bastard wasn’t enough to deal with. I get ice princess here as well. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?” And in that split second he began to remember why he was asleep in the first place and the warmth he felt just before he passed out. Looking at Sasuke realization came crashing down on him. Sasuke was the one whispering into his ears and he was the one that brought him to his room and the blushing began. Reality’s a whore ain’t it? Well obviously when you run a brothel.
“D..did you carry me up here?”
“Dobe does it look like anyone else carried your fat load up here?” And the one-sided screaming match began, with Naruto screaming anything that came to mind and Sasuke Hn-ning everything.
What seemed like hours later Naruto gave up and asked the one question that had been bugging him since he woke up…
“Did he say anything?”
“Did who say anything?”
“Him.”
“Him?” Smirk.
“HIM GOD DAMN IT! You know who I’m talking about. Just please.. tell me.”
Sasuke couldn’t help the twitch of his lips…
“Nothing you need to be worried about.”
“Okay.” They lapsed into silence, but Naruto broke it,
“Teme…”
“Hn.”
“Thanks. For everything.” He said and let a small smile play on his lips.
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Thank you for reading R&R PLEASE =]
Naruto says: Excuses, excuses, just tell them you’ve been trying to catch me and Sasuke at it. *Mischievous Giggle*
Sasuke Says: Naruto, I think you’re gonna regret saying that.
(Background: Yuki chasing Naruto and Naruto laughing maniacally.)
Sasuke says: *Yawns* Well she does want the story to go on. Hope you like.. Blah Blah Bye.
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“Sakura hurry up, we got some rich ass customer coming in today. I want you to put on your Ueshima Kimono, light make-up and have your hair up nicely… actually I’ll get Hinata in to do it for you, so don’t worry about the make-up. She’ll do that too.” Naruto leant against the outside of her door patiently waiting a reply.
His reply was a smack to the head and a lecturing of ‘Naruto you do not call them Rich Ass customers, they are guests here in Konoha’s Pleasure Garden.’ As he was leaving to call Hinata he vaguely heard her mutter ‘Don’t know what Tsunade was thinking leaving him in charge here.’ He thought to himself, ‘I couldn’t agree with you more.’
He found Hinata in her room also getting ready for a customer. ‘Looks like there’s more then just one rich bastard coming in today, hope the girls will be okay.’ He gave a quick prayer and waltzed into Hinata’s room.
“Ahh, Naruto you startled me.”
“Sorry Hina-chan. I was hoping that maybe, you could go by Sakura’s room and help her with her hair and make-up.”
“Sure Naru. Can you give me a few minutes please?”
“No problem.” She went into her bathroom and came out later wearing a famous designer brand kimono, looking outstanding in the floral soft yellow design.
“What is going on here? Is the president coming and I don’t know?” Naruto asked.
“No but my cousin did promise to bring some customers did he not? So I’m guessing that’s who they are.” She replied as she softly blow waved her hair.
“Oh great, more bastards to deal with… Isn’t Neji enough? This is getting ridiculous. Where have all those old geezer, B.O smelling guys gone?” At Hinata’s shocked face he said, “Ahh I mean the normal men gone?”
“You mean men like you?”
“Ahh, like me…” ‘I used to be such a decent man, it’s all his fault, Bastard!’ Sakura’s shout for Hinata from down the hall cut his thoughts short.
“Alright Hinata-chan you should get going, the ‘normal’ men,” he emphasized normal, “Should be here soon and you and Sakura both aren’t done yet. I’ll go check on Ino and TenTen. Now come on, chop chop.”
‘This is not how I wanted it to turn out. I don’t belong here, yet I don’t know what I would do away from here.’ He sighed as he walked towards the entrance hall.
“Wow… that was a big sigh, something on your mind Naruto-kun?” Eyes wide, Naruto turned round to be faced with him…
Neji POV.
We were all standing, chatting and waiting for the host to make an appearance, when we saw Naruto. ‘He looks drained, and who’s that person? … Oh well none of my business.’ I was turning around slowly to look at Sasuke when I heard the man speak,
“Wow… that was a big sigh, something on your mind Naruto-kun?” I saw Naruto’s eyes go wide with shock, fear and something else I couldn’t put my finger on.
Then there was screaming but I couldn’t hear any of it. All I could see were Naruto’s eyes going wide and the tears forming, the scene kept replaying in my mind. Naruto the man who was going to kick me out last time. The one who has kept my cousin safe and out of harms way for so very long. The one who punched me for disrespecting Hinata, tearing and scared right in front of me.
I thought I heard someone screaming my name but I just couldn’t get that scene out of my mind.
Sasuke POV.
They were all chatting among themselves, but I couldn’t help but notice the man walking down the stairs. Blonde shoulder-length hair caressing his face, eyes as blue as the sky the day after a storm, small button nose and full pouting pale pink lips. He was beautiful, wearing a silk white kimono with cherry blossoms crawling up to his thigh and a light green obi decorated in tree branches and birds.
And when I turned slightly, I saw that I wasn’t the only one admiring him. There was another man, but his face was covered with his hoodie. But then I heard him speak,
“Wow… that was a big sigh, something on your mind Naruto-kun.” All I saw was blue eyes widening in shock fear and memories… and I knew right then that this man named Naruto was haunted and whatever was haunting him was the cause of the stranger addressing him. I also knew I was going to do something about it. Because I think that I might have fallen in love at first site, as cliché as that may sound.
Normal POV.
“You, what are you doing here? I thought I told you I didn’t want you here. LEAVE NOW!” Naruto screamed at the stranger.
“Temper, temper. It’s no good to be getting angry more pimples that way Naruto-kun, then how are you going to attract the customers?” unnoticed to Naruto the guests had already arrived and were now an audience. The girls were also there, as they heard Naruto screaming and rushed down to see what the problem was.
“BASTARD WHY WON’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? Can’t you see I don’t want to remember? Just leave me alone… Please, please.”
Sobs began to wrack through Naruto’s body until his body was surrounded by warmth. He thought he heard someone quietly whisper soothingly into his ear before he fainted from stress.
Sasuke POV.
I didn’t even realise my feet moving until I realised I was standing behind Naruto as he cried. I slowly whispered words of comfort into his ears as I shot the Uchiha glare at the man I saw in front of me, he looked shocked for a minute but a sly smirk came to his voice and he said,
“An Uchiha, huh? I’m assuming you’re Sasuke, since last I heard Itachi-kun was in Paris holding a meeting.” He looked up and I could see golden eyes staring at me and I thought they would have been beautiful if that evil malicious look hadn’t been present in them.
“You haven’t seen the last of me Uchiha I will be back for Naruto-kun and he’ll learn not to defy his masters. When he wakes up just tell him it’s going to punishment for the last 17 years.” And before I could even answer he had turned his back walked away. I looked down at the haunted face of the man in my arms and tightened my arms around him and thought to myself,
‘No matter what happens, I’ll protect him from that man and help him.’
--Time Skip--
Normal POV.
Slowly Sasuke saw that Naruto was waking up. He was sitting on the couch in the corner of Naruto’s pale orange room, as he had been for the last 2 hours and a half.
Naruto was yawning to get the tears out of his eyes, when he turned and saw Sasuke he began to panic.
“Dobe, it’s okay. I’m here with Neji.”
“TEME! What did you just call me? Arghh! Another Neji, like one bastard wasn’t enough to deal with. I get ice princess here as well. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?” And in that split second he began to remember why he was asleep in the first place and the warmth he felt just before he passed out. Looking at Sasuke realization came crashing down on him. Sasuke was the one whispering into his ears and he was the one that brought him to his room and the blushing began. Reality’s a whore ain’t it? Well obviously when you run a brothel.
“D..did you carry me up here?”
“Dobe does it look like anyone else carried your fat load up here?” And the one-sided screaming match began, with Naruto screaming anything that came to mind and Sasuke Hn-ning everything.
What seemed like hours later Naruto gave up and asked the one question that had been bugging him since he woke up…
“Did he say anything?”
“Did who say anything?”
“Him.”
“Him?” Smirk.
“HIM GOD DAMN IT! You know who I’m talking about. Just please.. tell me.”
Sasuke couldn’t help the twitch of his lips…
“Nothing you need to be worried about.”
“Okay.” They lapsed into silence, but Naruto broke it,
“Teme…”
“Hn.”
“Thanks. For everything.” He said and let a small smile play on his lips.
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Thank you for reading R&R PLEASE =]