Marital Life with a Vampire

Thank you, eternity-chan, for beta'ing this.(twice, heh)


And yes, I realise that despite the title, there is technically no blowjob performed. Humor me, I love tacky titles.


A Blowjob well done!

Despite being a vampire of great powers, Naruto knew that Gaara sucked mightily at everything based on mind control. Regardless of the fact that the Queen of his clan, Haruno Sakura (or ‘Mom’ as she wanted to be called), was a specialist in mental manipulation who had thoroughly tried to form him in that art, the redhead never got the hand of it.

This was probably due to the fact that to control someone’s head, one has to understand at least a bit how the human mind works, and in that regard, it can be said that Gaara had about as much empathy as your average dead sea urchin.

Still, Naruto privately thought that it took one very fucked up mind to be able to fuck up someone else’s. Having one conversation with the Uchiha brothers, the best mind controllers of Gaara’s clan, was totally proving his point. And it was not as if the blond minded that deficiency. In his book, having a husband with supernatural strength and the ability to levitate was so much more useful around the house. Gaara could easily reach high placed objects and quickly pop open pickle jars, which was more helping than a husband that could brainwash you into believing that you don’t really have a migraine.

Naruto smiled and moaned when Gaara’s teeth nipped at the sensitive spot under his ear. Of course it was not as if the redhead had to resume to such tactics. When Naruto saw him like that, clad only in his leather pants, muscles of his chest flexing under that pure and white skin of his, his red hair messier than ever… it took all the blonde’s willpower not to jump him on sight.

Maybe that was why Gaara never got to develop mind control: what was the point in sweating over a difficult technique when one heated look from those pale blue orbs was enough to freeze the prey down? When one hunted in nightclubs, Playboy Tactics usually were more than sufficient.

Gaara let go of his ear and turned back to his mouth, kissing him deeply, and the blond felt the tiny rush of excitement as he tasted blood on his lover’s breath. It was wrong and he really should ask for Gaara to brush his teeth afterwards, but feeling the blood of his last prey reminded him that the man between his thighs had the power to snap him in two, if he so wish.

And some small, dark and well-hidden part of Naruto found that incredibly arousing.

The redhead’s mouth began to journey lower, nipping and sucking and licking and generally turning his lover in putty. Aroused, happy putty.

“Ga –AH-raa!” he gasped, when sharp teeth scratch lightly at one sensitive nipple, before giving it a soothing lick with the broad side of his tongue.

The tongue hardened itself into a teasing tip that flicked over the muscles of his abdomen. Naruto anchored one hand in the blood red hair and let the other grip tightly the bed sheets, his lover’s mouth was killing him, going lower and lower, and his hands had stopped massaging his thighs in favour of pulling his orange boxers down….

“GUUUAAAH!! Gaara! NonononoNO!”

The blond hurriedly scurried away from his sneaky lover, tugging his pants up. The vampire sat on his heels, a slightly annoyed look on his face.

“What now?” he growled.

“What? WHAT?! I told you over and over, NO BLOWJOB!!”

Gaara crossed his arms, the slightly annoyed expression melting into an adorable pout.

“But I want to give you head.”

Naruto closed his eyes, needing his whole concentration to resist that siren’s call.

“Gaara, I love you” he pointed at the redhead’s mouth “but there’s no way in hell I’m putting my dick in that razors nest of yours.”

The Vampire self-consciously swept his tongue across his teeth. They were indeed very sharp, as the job requires. “I’ll be careful.” He promised.

His blonde lover shook his head and tugged at his bottom lip. “ ‘u an’t eess me wee out huteen ee!”

Gaara blinked.

Naruto sighed and released his lip. “You can’t kiss me without cutting me!” He gestured to his chest, littered with nicks, and tugged his mouth once more to show the place where a small graze was visible. His lover looked slightly remorseful.

“I can take a little roughing up” Naruto hastily soothed him. He pointed to his crotch. “But not here!”

Gaara frowned. “I was not really trying to hold back then… I will now.”

Naruto snorted. Gaara, holding back in bed? “Nope. Too risky.”

The redhead deflated, and turned his gaze away. “You don’t trust me, then?”

Naruto froze. Damn vampire issues. He SO didn’t want to provoke another brooding and self-doubting session. It was not healthy for Gaara, and it was not healthy for the blonde either, since it usually meant sleeping on the couch. But it was really unfair for Gaara to be so orally fixed for a vampire… even if there was some logic to it, it was as painful to witness as a cuddly hedgehog.

“Love,” Naruto began tentatively, “I know you wouldn’t hurt me intentionally but…” the vampire gave him a hurt look and his husband back-pedaled at once. “Okay. Six months without a gash, and I’ll let you.”

“Four months.” Gaara countered.

“Deal!” he automatically offered his hand to seal the agreement, but Gaara seized it and sent him tumbling onto his chest.

“How about we seal it with a kiss?” He purred.

Naruto happily obliged, glad to see him back to his usual mood. Gaara soon began to move his mouth back to where it was earlier. Naruto made a half-moan, half-whine when his lover began to kiss the pleasure trail on his lower abdomen.

“Gaara…” he panted. Shit. Warning tones where harder to make when aroused.

“Relax,” the other breathed. “I won’t take your underwear off.”

Whatever comeback the blond had ready was cut short when the vampire pressed his face to his crotch. He gasped when his lover began to rub against his arousal, because he had to admit, not only the friction was heavenly, but the sight of the red head in his lap was damn hot.

Then Gaara started to lavish his clothed erection with large strokes of tongue, and Naruto’s hand flew toward his lover’s fine, red hair, as wetness seep through the cloth, the friction both maddening and not nearly enough for his hard member.

The Vampire used one hand to massage his balls, and the blond groaned… a sound that turned abruptly into a whine when Gaara used his teeth.

Naruto hissed quietly. Damn that felt good! Gaara’s sharp teeth were toned down by the thick cotton of his pants, but not enough for the tingle it produced to be real intense, bordering on too much.

“God” he moaned, when Gaara’s wicked mouth moved to the head of his member. With his lover’s saliva and his own fluids, the area was now completely wet, which seemed to enhance the feelings even more.

Gaara was now alternating between using his teeth, his tongue and his hand on the clothed hardness, one hand keeping his lover’s bucking hips on place. Soon Naruto was driven mad with want, but his lover kept pushing his needy hand away, preventing him from stroking himself.

“Gaara! Stop being a tease!”

The vampire gave him a smug smile, and quickly pulled down the orange boxers. Naruto’s erection freed itself with a bounce, meaty and tan flesh straining toward the redhead’s face, who curled one long fingered hand around the hot and leaky member. Naruto closed his eyes and let out a long, drawn-out sigh that ended in a squeak when he suddenly felt something wet and moist slide on his very sensitive head.

Gaara was lapping him, his pink tongue fluttering between his pale lips to reach the tip of his cock, then flickering teasingly down to the plump balls, where it broadened to give large, broad swipes.

Naruto clutched the bed sheets, torn between wanting to watch the very arousing sight of his lover feasting on his cock and close his eyes to better get lost in the onslaught of sensations.

The latter won when Gaara began to fist him, shallow, timid strokes at first which quickly morphed into a rapid pace and send any conscious thoughts away through his ears.

Soon Naruto started to moan continuously, his loins tightening, hips moving of their own accord and mind soaring higher and higher…

Then Gaara. Fucking. Stopped.

He continued to hump the air a couple of times before opening his eyes to watch the red head who had let go of his hardness and was looking at him with an infuriating superior air and the hint of a smirk.

Pale green eyes locked with blues. “Two months.’

The blonde gaped at him. “What? No way!”

The redhead put his elbows on his lover’s knees and rested his chin on his joined hands, making himself comfortable, ready to wait forever until the other caved in.

Naruto whined, recognizing the stubborn, evil glint in the vampire’s eyes. His male pride did not want him to succumb, but the most male parts of his body were screaming that male pride was not going to be much of a help to soothe his aching balls later if he suddenly went coït interruptus.

Gaara probably thought that he was taking too much time to reach a decision. The redhead suddenly leaned forward, lips pursing, and blew gently on the tip of Naruto’s cock.

The ensuing shudders of pleasure that seemed to shoot right to his balls made him simultaneously buck his hips and shout ‘ALRIGHT!’.

Gaara lifted a brow, amused. “Two months, then?”

Naruto nodded vigorously, his cock twitching its approval.

The vampire smirked and reached for the frustrated member, bringing his face close and kissing the tip gently before pumping it at full speed again.

Soon Naruto was skyrocketing toward climax once more, propelled by his husband’s efficient hand, talented tongue and wicked eyes. He should never underestimate Gaara’s ability to fuck him with his eyes alone. It was when their gazes met, just when his husband’s tongue curled around the head of his erection, and the corners of his parted lips lifted a bit in a sardonic and sexy smile, that orgasm finally hit, wrenching an agonizing groan from the blonde.

His hands flew on their own accord to the vampire, one clawing at his arm while he other buried itself in the blood red hair. He gasped; Gaara was milking him gently, slightly rubbing the head of the leaking member against his mouth, his eyes never leaving Naruto’s.

Feeling his all his muscles weakening under the assault of ‘Thoroughly Fucked’ vibes, Naruto let his body slump backward onto the bed. His mind distantly registered his husband licking him clean, and kissing his way back up. Moments later Gaara’s frame was covering his, and he was once again looking at brilliant teal iris.

“Two weeks?” The redhead asked, his innocent tone belied by the mirth dancing in his orbs. That was as playful as Gaara could be.

Naruto sighed, his mind once again transported toward vampires, their telepathic and hypnotic powers, and how those would be completely wasted on Gaara.

Because right now he knew that the redhead had won, and that it would be only two weeks before he would have his first try at oral sex, as the image of his husband’s smoldering gaze, pink tongue and semen covered chin would haunt him till insanity if he did not relent.

And the vampire achieved that not with supernatural powers, but with his very own super-ability to be a walking sex god with eyes that shouted ‘Take Off Your Pants Now!’.

He let one finger trace the ‘Ai’ tattoo before answering.

“Alright.”

Gaara gave him a full kiss on his lips before grinning at him.

A big, *toothy*, happy grin.

Naruto felt his eyes widen and his face blanch, but he –heroically- managed to fight back the shudder, and the frightened whimper.

He was DOOMED.


-Fin-


My first try at True Porn! (I think that ‘The wonders of wanking’ was more romance than porn) it was not easy, I hope you liked it! TELL ME IN A REVIEW! (Because so far, the first chapter felt like my most under-appreciated work! Not even 150 hits! \sob/)

Those one-shots don’t follow a chronological order. Obviously: next one is going to be about their first meeting, and there’s also a dinner with ‘mom’, which takes place before the wedding, but will be posted afterwards. (wedding for which I have absolutely NO idea yet… if you do, send them my way)

Next! Inner Obstacle ch3 or (wo)man of my life! ch4