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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
5
Views:
1,091
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own any Naruto characters, or make money off this rambling fun. This is written strictly for amusement purposes. Neither me or the ones this ficlet(s) are dedicated to own anything of this. K?
Chapter 2
This came out of the utterly random moment, that I couldn't pass up writing. This is a set of ficlets, very short, and no smut. My appologies. But please read anyways.
I will repeat. Neither I nor the people this set is dedicated to, actually own any of these characters in reality. We make no money. We only get perverse enjoyment from this. Hope you enjoy as well.
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This scene is dedicated to Blackwidina, and is set in timeline of her awesome story 'Bitch Nights'.
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Scene 2
Sakura groaned as she stripped from the messy hospital staff clothing and shrugged back into her usual outfit. It had been a long, hard day and she was grateful for the evening to come, relaxing with 'her boys'. She just needed to stop by home, grab the necessary tubs of ice cream, and head over to Sai's.
She had just found the half- full tub of ice cream lurking in the back of her freezer when she noticed a scroll sitting on the ledge outisde her kitchen window. She was pretty sure it hadn't been there a few minutes before. After a quick check for traps she opened it, reading through the contents quickly. A smirk formed and a vaguely evil glint lit up her eyes. She grabbed the ice cream and dashed out, needing to get over and see Sai before her other teammates got there.
The ink artist was thankfully alone when she slipped into his apartment, and she shoved the scroll into his hands as she put the ice cream with several other tubs in his freezer. Sai made a light sound, his version of a chuckle, and rolled the scroll up. Sakura followed him into his art room, where he rummaged around for several minutes before coming up with several tubes with a bright logo on them. A faint pink blush rose on his cheeks as he handed them to Sakura- who gaped, then grinned.
"Edible body paints. I won't ask where, or why, but these are coming in handy." She leaned in and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. They hid the paints and chatted quietly until Kakashi and Naruto showed up- the official beginning of their night.
*****
Hours later, exhausted and finally relaxed, Sakura watched over Kakashi and Naruto snoring beside her on the futon. Well, Naruto was snoring; Kakashi was mumbling in his sleep. She ran her hands through his hair and he calmed, silent. A silently applied jutsu dragged both sleeping men into a nearly drugged like sleep, ensuring they wouldn't wake for the ensuing activity. Sai appeared at her shoulder with the little tubes of paint, and a wide assortment of brushes. Soon, kanji and katakana characters flowed over the chests of her two teammates, while she applied little artistic decorations around the writing. She had to admire the patience and concentration Sai held for his work, to make each brush stroke so precise with the thick paint. It was impressive. He made a couple last lines with his brush, glanced at the scroll he had tucked next to him, and nodded. "Finished," he whispered.
She helped him put away the tubes of paint, noting where he hid them, and helped wash the brushes. Then, while Sai got comfortable back on the futon she carefully applied a sealing jutsu to the art, ensuring it wouldn't smear or smudge in any way until she took the seal off. And then she was raiding Sai, knocking him out and gathering one last round of tools.
Nearly an hour later found her finished with her own project, comparing her work to Sai's. It wasn't quite the same, but still legible. She smiled tiredly, put away the paint and brush, and applied the same seal to her fresh painting. She collapsed akwardly next to her boys and joined them in the realms of sleep.
*****
A loud screech woke all the bed's inhabitants. Naruto had scrambled from the bed, staring at his stomach in a mix of horror and surprise. Black, red and cream melded around the black seal on his stomach. He couldn't read the writing from this angle, but little wiggly lines merged and danced with the seal lines and through the writing. Kakashi was propped up in bed but not fully out from under the sheet, studying the design on Naruto's stomach carefully. Sai and Sakura just chuckled.
"Hey. It's fine. We painted you and Kakashi up last night. And then I did Sai." Sakura smirked as a range of emotions and reactions crossed over the three males' faces. Immediately the sheet was ripped away and the men stared at each other, eyes growing big at the designs scribbled in colored paint. The writing had been done in black, but the extra lines, and a squiggly flower on Sai's sternum were in a range of color- blue, red, and green, mostly. Kakashi had little bird-like markings on his chest, Sai had the flower, and Naruto's was just expertly woven into his seal for Kyuubi. The latter turned big blue eyes on her.
"Sakura?? Since I can't read upside down, what does all this mean? And what is it??"
She smirked. Only Sai and herreally knew what was written on the boys. She released the seals on all three bodies immediately, sliding over to trace her tongue over a wiggly line on the tanned stomach. "This," she said between laps, "is edible body paint. All of it is." Multiple groans sounded at the announcement, and she took advantage of the moment to steal one more lick and back away.
"It marks all three of you as belonging to one Authoress Blackwidina, and that the bearer of the design may only play with anyone else wearing the same inscription."
With those words safely out of her mouth, she fled, waiting for them to sink into the lust addled minds of two of her teammates.
A frustrated, muted scream disrupted the neighborhood, waking all those within hearing range. The day went downhill for all residents, though, as sounds of lust, love, and fucking carried out the forgotten open windows.
________ ~ the end.... for now... ~ ________
A/N: *ducks and runs* another installment. please review!! i beg for reviews! it's written for humour, but if you liked it, tell me! 2/4 done. *sighs* I'm gonna get back to writing now....
I will repeat. Neither I nor the people this set is dedicated to, actually own any of these characters in reality. We make no money. We only get perverse enjoyment from this. Hope you enjoy as well.
________
This scene is dedicated to Blackwidina, and is set in timeline of her awesome story 'Bitch Nights'.
________
Scene 2
Sakura groaned as she stripped from the messy hospital staff clothing and shrugged back into her usual outfit. It had been a long, hard day and she was grateful for the evening to come, relaxing with 'her boys'. She just needed to stop by home, grab the necessary tubs of ice cream, and head over to Sai's.
She had just found the half- full tub of ice cream lurking in the back of her freezer when she noticed a scroll sitting on the ledge outisde her kitchen window. She was pretty sure it hadn't been there a few minutes before. After a quick check for traps she opened it, reading through the contents quickly. A smirk formed and a vaguely evil glint lit up her eyes. She grabbed the ice cream and dashed out, needing to get over and see Sai before her other teammates got there.
The ink artist was thankfully alone when she slipped into his apartment, and she shoved the scroll into his hands as she put the ice cream with several other tubs in his freezer. Sai made a light sound, his version of a chuckle, and rolled the scroll up. Sakura followed him into his art room, where he rummaged around for several minutes before coming up with several tubes with a bright logo on them. A faint pink blush rose on his cheeks as he handed them to Sakura- who gaped, then grinned.
"Edible body paints. I won't ask where, or why, but these are coming in handy." She leaned in and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. They hid the paints and chatted quietly until Kakashi and Naruto showed up- the official beginning of their night.
*****
Hours later, exhausted and finally relaxed, Sakura watched over Kakashi and Naruto snoring beside her on the futon. Well, Naruto was snoring; Kakashi was mumbling in his sleep. She ran her hands through his hair and he calmed, silent. A silently applied jutsu dragged both sleeping men into a nearly drugged like sleep, ensuring they wouldn't wake for the ensuing activity. Sai appeared at her shoulder with the little tubes of paint, and a wide assortment of brushes. Soon, kanji and katakana characters flowed over the chests of her two teammates, while she applied little artistic decorations around the writing. She had to admire the patience and concentration Sai held for his work, to make each brush stroke so precise with the thick paint. It was impressive. He made a couple last lines with his brush, glanced at the scroll he had tucked next to him, and nodded. "Finished," he whispered.
She helped him put away the tubes of paint, noting where he hid them, and helped wash the brushes. Then, while Sai got comfortable back on the futon she carefully applied a sealing jutsu to the art, ensuring it wouldn't smear or smudge in any way until she took the seal off. And then she was raiding Sai, knocking him out and gathering one last round of tools.
Nearly an hour later found her finished with her own project, comparing her work to Sai's. It wasn't quite the same, but still legible. She smiled tiredly, put away the paint and brush, and applied the same seal to her fresh painting. She collapsed akwardly next to her boys and joined them in the realms of sleep.
*****
A loud screech woke all the bed's inhabitants. Naruto had scrambled from the bed, staring at his stomach in a mix of horror and surprise. Black, red and cream melded around the black seal on his stomach. He couldn't read the writing from this angle, but little wiggly lines merged and danced with the seal lines and through the writing. Kakashi was propped up in bed but not fully out from under the sheet, studying the design on Naruto's stomach carefully. Sai and Sakura just chuckled.
"Hey. It's fine. We painted you and Kakashi up last night. And then I did Sai." Sakura smirked as a range of emotions and reactions crossed over the three males' faces. Immediately the sheet was ripped away and the men stared at each other, eyes growing big at the designs scribbled in colored paint. The writing had been done in black, but the extra lines, and a squiggly flower on Sai's sternum were in a range of color- blue, red, and green, mostly. Kakashi had little bird-like markings on his chest, Sai had the flower, and Naruto's was just expertly woven into his seal for Kyuubi. The latter turned big blue eyes on her.
"Sakura?? Since I can't read upside down, what does all this mean? And what is it??"
She smirked. Only Sai and herreally knew what was written on the boys. She released the seals on all three bodies immediately, sliding over to trace her tongue over a wiggly line on the tanned stomach. "This," she said between laps, "is edible body paint. All of it is." Multiple groans sounded at the announcement, and she took advantage of the moment to steal one more lick and back away.
"It marks all three of you as belonging to one Authoress Blackwidina, and that the bearer of the design may only play with anyone else wearing the same inscription."
With those words safely out of her mouth, she fled, waiting for them to sink into the lust addled minds of two of her teammates.
A frustrated, muted scream disrupted the neighborhood, waking all those within hearing range. The day went downhill for all residents, though, as sounds of lust, love, and fucking carried out the forgotten open windows.
________ ~ the end.... for now... ~ ________
A/N: *ducks and runs* another installment. please review!! i beg for reviews! it's written for humour, but if you liked it, tell me! 2/4 done. *sighs* I'm gonna get back to writing now....