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I Saw Sensei Kissing Santa Claus
Christmas Challenge I Saw Sensei Kissing Santa Claus
Title: Christmas Challenge 2 of 12 I Saw Sensei Kissing Santa Claus
Summary: Santa, Elves, and... nin-kin?
Authors: Kiterie and Fuyu no Akegata
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto or any of it's characters, if we got paid to do this we'd quit our jobs and do nothing but... and there'd be more smut. :P
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Iruka bit down on the need to yell at Kakashi, reminding himself that killing 'Santa' in front of thirty pre-genin was probably not the wisest thing to do. "Class... I need to speak to Santa for a second. If you're all very good while I'm gone I think I have some candycanes hidden somewhere you can have as a treat," he said smiling at the class for a moment before shoving 'Santa' back through the door.
"What are you doing here and where the hell is Ebisu?" Iruka ground out through clenched teeth.
Kakashi backed up as Iruka advanced. "Now, Iruka, before you jump to conclusions... this wasn't my idea. You have to know this wasn't my idea, right?" Kakashi pulled at the red fabric, looking pitifully at his lover. "And barring unforeseen compilcations, Ebisu will be out of the hospital in a few days, Shizune promised."
"What did you do to Ebisu?" Iruka growled, closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose as though he had a headache, which he did. He wondered what he could possibly have done that was so horrible that he deserved this.
Kakashi shifted on his feet, looking distinctly uncomfortable. "It wasn't exactly that I did something..." He was stalling for time, now, knowing Iruka wouldn't like his answer.
Iruka glowered, knowing his lover well enough to know the delay for what it was. "If you didn't do anything then why is Ebisu in the hospital and why the hell are 'you' here. Tsunade-sama wouldn't have done this if you weren't the cause of Ebisu being in the hospital."
"He got caught in a trap." Kakashi's gaze was glued to his heavy black boots, and the beard almost hid his embarrassed blush. Almost.
But not quite.
It took a second for the words to really register, Iruka blinked, a slight blush crept over his cheeks at the realization that this was most assuredly Karam getting back at him. Sighing, he shook his head at his lover. "Explain." His tone wasn't as harsh as it had been before but he was incredibly irritated and it showed.
"Er, well... you know I haven't been back to the apartment for a few days..." He paused, daring a quick gaze at his still angry lover, admiring the blush that tinted the chuunin's cheeks.
"Yeah because Gai keeps leaving you really obnoxious gifts..." Iruka hadn't forgotten the turkey that they'd woken up to find wandering around. Or the 'power' cookies that he'd tried to persuade Kakashi to at least 'try' by taking a bite of one. Whatever was in those should not be consumed by anyone other than Gai or possibly Lee. He thought maybe it might be curry.
Kakashi looked mournfully at Iruka. "I wouldn't call them obnoxious, just... poorly thought out. Or lacking somewhat in between the planning and the execution stage." Kakashi shuddered in memory. "That's not the point, though. I... um... changed the traps on my apartment. That way if he got past them, we'd at least get some entertainment value out of it all." Kakashi's one-eyed gaze shifted again, refusing to meet Iruka's.
"Changed them to what?" Iruka asked, snickered softly. Most wouldn't have realized what a bad influence he was.
"Well, I sort of added some dye... bright pink to be precise." Kakashi's face relaxed a little, obviously imagining Gai's skin stained a lovely tint of fuschia that would clash horribly with the green spandex. "But Gai wasn't the one who got caught."
Iruka managed to muffle the laughter threatening to escape at the prospect of Gai turned pink. "Let me guess you used dye made from shellfish?" It didn't take a genius to make the connection and he already knew his friend was allergic so that explained the hospital.
Kakashi nodded, still obviously embarrassed at the blunder, unintentional though it was.
"You shouldn't have gone with the cheap stuff, there are far better options and ones that are hypoallergenic and won't land you in a Santa suit. You also should have keyed it to trip only to Gai's chakra signature," he said smirking and shaking he head. "And I would have added glitter myself."
"Yes, clearly I should have asked the master prankster, himself." Kakashi sighed. "No one else other than Naruto has ever tried, though, and he isn't back yet. I see what I did wrong. Anyway, Tsunade made me fill in for Ebisu. Luckily Aoba stopped by my apartment to borrow a... a training manual, and he found Ebisu and got him to the hospital in time. He'll be as good as new once the pink wears off... and the hives go down." Kakashi couldn't help the tiny smirk that shifted his beard to one side, as much as he felt sorry for the secretly perverted tutor.
Leaning forward Iruka yanked on the beard and planted a kiss on his boyfriend's lips. "Good that will give you just enough time to figure out a way to make it up to him. And me, because he makes a really damn good Santa." He yanked the book from Kakashi's pocket and stepped back. "No porn; 'Santa' doesn't read Icha Icha."
"Santa sounds like a boring guy... no fun at all." Kakashi pouted. "And it isn't porn... it's a 'training manual,'" Kakashi smiled, his visible eye twinkling, his cheeks like roses, the droll little mouth drawn up behind his snow-white beard.
Iruka snickered and tucked the book away out of sight. "Yeah on how to write really bad porn."
Kakashi deliberately stuck out his tongue. "If I put you on the naughty list, does that mean I can spank you, Sen-seiiiii?" The crescent-shaped eye was near hidden beneath the fur trim of the Santa hat as he teased the teacher.
"I'm already on there but if you're good..." Iruka said winking.
Kakashi blushed very visibly above the beard, but there was a definite spring in his steps as he turned, looking back over his shoulder. "What are you waiting for? I think we have some children to entertain, Iruka."
Iruka chuckled and followed 'Santa' back into the classroom.
Kakashi couldn't stop the twitch in his eye. It was so... green.
And even tighter than the normal spandex jumpsuit.
But the bells... the bells. Kakashi shuddered.
There was far too much green in the room. Two smiling... youthful persons wearing the color... and two long-suffering somewhat unhappy persons wearing it, as well. The Hyuuga looked especially irritated, managing to radiate an anti-social aura near as perfect as Sasuke's.
"Tell me you didn't?" Iruka asked from beside him.
"Don't you dare suggest I had anything to do with... that..." Kakashi shuddered again.
The chunin laughed and shook his head. "He is your rival."
"Exactly. Do you really think I'd let him know Tsunade forced me to be Santa for the Academy Christmas party?" Kakashi's tone showed just what he thought about his leader's sense of fairness right now.
"Probably not," Iruka laughed, both still staring at the strange sight. The teacher Gai was talking to was shooting them a strange look that suggested she considered this intentional on their part, some form of punishment for an unknown crime.
"Apparently they think it's your fault, Iruka." Kakashi gestured to Lee, and the teacher standing next to him who was currently throwing dirty looks in the sensei's direction.
Iruka scoffed, crossing his arms as they watched the kids run around. "That's because she thinks I'm out to get her for calling in sick and leaving me with 60 mini-nin's for 3 days. Let her think it, maybe next time she won't call in sick over a bad perm."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow, but otherwise left the comment alone. "Those two look to be more sympathetic souls." Neji and Tenten stood next to the punch bowl with another two teachers, a small herd of children surrounding them. The jounin could clearly see the Hyuuga's tic as a very sticky young girl reached up to touch long, dark hair.
"Oh poor Neji.... that blue frosting is going to clash horribly with his outfit," Iruka snickered.
"You are a truly evil, uncaring man, Iruka." Even a coordinating green frosting wouldn't improve matters for the young man. "I suppose I can do my part to save him and the girl." Kakashi walked behind the stage and came out a moment later.
Eight unhappy looking ninken slowly followed him out, each bedecked in small bells and harness, antlers affixed on their head. Kurenai's team came next, and Akamaru, similarly decorated, but with a glowing red nose, as well.
Iruka stared, transfixed for a moment before doubling over in a fit of laughter. Several of the other teachers echoed his amusement, especially when the kids squealed and ran to tackle the poor nin-kin turned reindeer. Frosting covered fingers that had been far too close to decorating long black hair, ended up tugging on two brown ears instead.
Kakashi led the children to a quiet corner with his summons. Kiba settled the rowdiest children, earning him undying respect from the canines, while Shino directed a swarm of small firefly-like insects to light the Christmas tree. Hinata was left to help Kakashi pass out presents from the large pack. In minutes, each child had a gift and a candy cane from Santa's deep pockets.
The jolly elf-clad Gai came up to Santa. "Such a Youthful interpretation of Santa, my Rival. You are truly filled with the Burning Spirit of Christmastime..."
"Did you say something, Gai?" Kakashi asked, looking at a scroll of names marked Naughty and Nice. Jiraiya's name was most prominent at the top of the Naughty column. "So Hip and Modern, as always, but can you be Traditional? I Challenge you... to a noble contest of Christmas carols."
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Gai's voice wasn't unpleasant, but Kakashi kept up a running critique.
Tsunade slipped in mid-way through the first verse, stopping next to Iruka. "Looks like the brat didn't do so badly, after all."
Gai continued singing as Kakashi mumbled his opinions.
Iruka slid up beside him and poked him in the shoulder. "Santa should keep his comments to himself unless he thinks he can do better..." he remarked, leaving the baiting obvious and smirking and shoving the other lightly. "Kids, do you want to hear 'Santa' sing?"
Kakashi raised a single eyebrow, then got a decidedly naughty glint in his eye, smiling directly at the chuunin.
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa "elves", with lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello, to girls who show,
Their reindeer-rumps so sweet!
Oh, ho! Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you -
Kisses, from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer -
"Oh my Scotty, beam me up
A naughty Christmas, this year!"
Iruka's eyes widened and he stared, surprised Kakashi would actually dare to do it. He didn't even notice Tsunade until she leaned over to say something. "He could probably have sung any carol you asked. Minato taught him. I'm betting Ji-Ji corrupted everything Min-chan showed him, though."
Shaking his head, Iruka very subtly reached out and pinched Kakashi's arm and gave him a 'behave or else' look. Tsunade laughed from beside him before leaving to see if she could get some punch to spike.
"I saw sensei kissing santa claus, underneath the mistle toe last night... He didn't see me sneak down the stairs to have a peek..." Hanabi sang cheerfully from where she stood behind Iruka and 'Santa' until they turned around, then she smiled innocently and went to get another cookie.
Title: Christmas Challenge 2 of 12 I Saw Sensei Kissing Santa Claus
Summary: Santa, Elves, and... nin-kin?
Authors: Kiterie and Fuyu no Akegata
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto or any of it's characters, if we got paid to do this we'd quit our jobs and do nothing but... and there'd be more smut. :P
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Iruka bit down on the need to yell at Kakashi, reminding himself that killing 'Santa' in front of thirty pre-genin was probably not the wisest thing to do. "Class... I need to speak to Santa for a second. If you're all very good while I'm gone I think I have some candycanes hidden somewhere you can have as a treat," he said smiling at the class for a moment before shoving 'Santa' back through the door.
"What are you doing here and where the hell is Ebisu?" Iruka ground out through clenched teeth.
Kakashi backed up as Iruka advanced. "Now, Iruka, before you jump to conclusions... this wasn't my idea. You have to know this wasn't my idea, right?" Kakashi pulled at the red fabric, looking pitifully at his lover. "And barring unforeseen compilcations, Ebisu will be out of the hospital in a few days, Shizune promised."
"What did you do to Ebisu?" Iruka growled, closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose as though he had a headache, which he did. He wondered what he could possibly have done that was so horrible that he deserved this.
Kakashi shifted on his feet, looking distinctly uncomfortable. "It wasn't exactly that I did something..." He was stalling for time, now, knowing Iruka wouldn't like his answer.
Iruka glowered, knowing his lover well enough to know the delay for what it was. "If you didn't do anything then why is Ebisu in the hospital and why the hell are 'you' here. Tsunade-sama wouldn't have done this if you weren't the cause of Ebisu being in the hospital."
"He got caught in a trap." Kakashi's gaze was glued to his heavy black boots, and the beard almost hid his embarrassed blush. Almost.
But not quite.
It took a second for the words to really register, Iruka blinked, a slight blush crept over his cheeks at the realization that this was most assuredly Karam getting back at him. Sighing, he shook his head at his lover. "Explain." His tone wasn't as harsh as it had been before but he was incredibly irritated and it showed.
"Er, well... you know I haven't been back to the apartment for a few days..." He paused, daring a quick gaze at his still angry lover, admiring the blush that tinted the chuunin's cheeks.
"Yeah because Gai keeps leaving you really obnoxious gifts..." Iruka hadn't forgotten the turkey that they'd woken up to find wandering around. Or the 'power' cookies that he'd tried to persuade Kakashi to at least 'try' by taking a bite of one. Whatever was in those should not be consumed by anyone other than Gai or possibly Lee. He thought maybe it might be curry.
Kakashi looked mournfully at Iruka. "I wouldn't call them obnoxious, just... poorly thought out. Or lacking somewhat in between the planning and the execution stage." Kakashi shuddered in memory. "That's not the point, though. I... um... changed the traps on my apartment. That way if he got past them, we'd at least get some entertainment value out of it all." Kakashi's one-eyed gaze shifted again, refusing to meet Iruka's.
"Changed them to what?" Iruka asked, snickered softly. Most wouldn't have realized what a bad influence he was.
"Well, I sort of added some dye... bright pink to be precise." Kakashi's face relaxed a little, obviously imagining Gai's skin stained a lovely tint of fuschia that would clash horribly with the green spandex. "But Gai wasn't the one who got caught."
Iruka managed to muffle the laughter threatening to escape at the prospect of Gai turned pink. "Let me guess you used dye made from shellfish?" It didn't take a genius to make the connection and he already knew his friend was allergic so that explained the hospital.
Kakashi nodded, still obviously embarrassed at the blunder, unintentional though it was.
"You shouldn't have gone with the cheap stuff, there are far better options and ones that are hypoallergenic and won't land you in a Santa suit. You also should have keyed it to trip only to Gai's chakra signature," he said smirking and shaking he head. "And I would have added glitter myself."
"Yes, clearly I should have asked the master prankster, himself." Kakashi sighed. "No one else other than Naruto has ever tried, though, and he isn't back yet. I see what I did wrong. Anyway, Tsunade made me fill in for Ebisu. Luckily Aoba stopped by my apartment to borrow a... a training manual, and he found Ebisu and got him to the hospital in time. He'll be as good as new once the pink wears off... and the hives go down." Kakashi couldn't help the tiny smirk that shifted his beard to one side, as much as he felt sorry for the secretly perverted tutor.
Leaning forward Iruka yanked on the beard and planted a kiss on his boyfriend's lips. "Good that will give you just enough time to figure out a way to make it up to him. And me, because he makes a really damn good Santa." He yanked the book from Kakashi's pocket and stepped back. "No porn; 'Santa' doesn't read Icha Icha."
"Santa sounds like a boring guy... no fun at all." Kakashi pouted. "And it isn't porn... it's a 'training manual,'" Kakashi smiled, his visible eye twinkling, his cheeks like roses, the droll little mouth drawn up behind his snow-white beard.
Iruka snickered and tucked the book away out of sight. "Yeah on how to write really bad porn."
Kakashi deliberately stuck out his tongue. "If I put you on the naughty list, does that mean I can spank you, Sen-seiiiii?" The crescent-shaped eye was near hidden beneath the fur trim of the Santa hat as he teased the teacher.
"I'm already on there but if you're good..." Iruka said winking.
Kakashi blushed very visibly above the beard, but there was a definite spring in his steps as he turned, looking back over his shoulder. "What are you waiting for? I think we have some children to entertain, Iruka."
Iruka chuckled and followed 'Santa' back into the classroom.
Kakashi couldn't stop the twitch in his eye. It was so... green.
And even tighter than the normal spandex jumpsuit.
But the bells... the bells. Kakashi shuddered.
There was far too much green in the room. Two smiling... youthful persons wearing the color... and two long-suffering somewhat unhappy persons wearing it, as well. The Hyuuga looked especially irritated, managing to radiate an anti-social aura near as perfect as Sasuke's.
"Tell me you didn't?" Iruka asked from beside him.
"Don't you dare suggest I had anything to do with... that..." Kakashi shuddered again.
The chunin laughed and shook his head. "He is your rival."
"Exactly. Do you really think I'd let him know Tsunade forced me to be Santa for the Academy Christmas party?" Kakashi's tone showed just what he thought about his leader's sense of fairness right now.
"Probably not," Iruka laughed, both still staring at the strange sight. The teacher Gai was talking to was shooting them a strange look that suggested she considered this intentional on their part, some form of punishment for an unknown crime.
"Apparently they think it's your fault, Iruka." Kakashi gestured to Lee, and the teacher standing next to him who was currently throwing dirty looks in the sensei's direction.
Iruka scoffed, crossing his arms as they watched the kids run around. "That's because she thinks I'm out to get her for calling in sick and leaving me with 60 mini-nin's for 3 days. Let her think it, maybe next time she won't call in sick over a bad perm."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow, but otherwise left the comment alone. "Those two look to be more sympathetic souls." Neji and Tenten stood next to the punch bowl with another two teachers, a small herd of children surrounding them. The jounin could clearly see the Hyuuga's tic as a very sticky young girl reached up to touch long, dark hair.
"Oh poor Neji.... that blue frosting is going to clash horribly with his outfit," Iruka snickered.
"You are a truly evil, uncaring man, Iruka." Even a coordinating green frosting wouldn't improve matters for the young man. "I suppose I can do my part to save him and the girl." Kakashi walked behind the stage and came out a moment later.
Eight unhappy looking ninken slowly followed him out, each bedecked in small bells and harness, antlers affixed on their head. Kurenai's team came next, and Akamaru, similarly decorated, but with a glowing red nose, as well.
Iruka stared, transfixed for a moment before doubling over in a fit of laughter. Several of the other teachers echoed his amusement, especially when the kids squealed and ran to tackle the poor nin-kin turned reindeer. Frosting covered fingers that had been far too close to decorating long black hair, ended up tugging on two brown ears instead.
Kakashi led the children to a quiet corner with his summons. Kiba settled the rowdiest children, earning him undying respect from the canines, while Shino directed a swarm of small firefly-like insects to light the Christmas tree. Hinata was left to help Kakashi pass out presents from the large pack. In minutes, each child had a gift and a candy cane from Santa's deep pockets.
The jolly elf-clad Gai came up to Santa. "Such a Youthful interpretation of Santa, my Rival. You are truly filled with the Burning Spirit of Christmastime..."
"Did you say something, Gai?" Kakashi asked, looking at a scroll of names marked Naughty and Nice. Jiraiya's name was most prominent at the top of the Naughty column. "So Hip and Modern, as always, but can you be Traditional? I Challenge you... to a noble contest of Christmas carols."
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Gai's voice wasn't unpleasant, but Kakashi kept up a running critique.
Tsunade slipped in mid-way through the first verse, stopping next to Iruka. "Looks like the brat didn't do so badly, after all."
Gai continued singing as Kakashi mumbled his opinions.
Iruka slid up beside him and poked him in the shoulder. "Santa should keep his comments to himself unless he thinks he can do better..." he remarked, leaving the baiting obvious and smirking and shoving the other lightly. "Kids, do you want to hear 'Santa' sing?"
Kakashi raised a single eyebrow, then got a decidedly naughty glint in his eye, smiling directly at the chuunin.
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa "elves", with lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello, to girls who show,
Their reindeer-rumps so sweet!
Oh, ho! Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you -
Kisses, from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer -
"Oh my Scotty, beam me up
A naughty Christmas, this year!"
Iruka's eyes widened and he stared, surprised Kakashi would actually dare to do it. He didn't even notice Tsunade until she leaned over to say something. "He could probably have sung any carol you asked. Minato taught him. I'm betting Ji-Ji corrupted everything Min-chan showed him, though."
Shaking his head, Iruka very subtly reached out and pinched Kakashi's arm and gave him a 'behave or else' look. Tsunade laughed from beside him before leaving to see if she could get some punch to spike.
"I saw sensei kissing santa claus, underneath the mistle toe last night... He didn't see me sneak down the stairs to have a peek..." Hanabi sang cheerfully from where she stood behind Iruka and 'Santa' until they turned around, then she smiled innocently and went to get another cookie.