Do's and Don'ts

A/N: Well heres the next chapter. Thank you to all you lovely people that reviewed



Kyra, if your reading- I apologise for the switches between first and third person. When I wrote this I initally wrote it in first person in Sasuke's POV, then I decided to change it xD It annoy's me too when I find sentences still written in first. Thanks for pointing out I missed some. As soon as this chapters up I'll go back and change it.



Once again thanks for reviewing!



Warnings: Language, some mild M/F- sorry Yaoi lovers D: and character bashing.



On with the story!



Chapter 2- Don't hide in the Hokage's closet.



Sasuke pressed his eye to the gap in the closet door as the bedroom door swung open silently and a slight breeze crept into the room. Whoever this person was they were brave, and extremely stupid. Who’d just walk right into the Hokage’s room as if they owned the place?



“Naru-chan…” A sweet feminine voice called out.



Oh no. Not her. Please not her Sasuke’s mind screamed.



Sakura crept into the room balancing a tray full of food on one of her arms. Her pink hair fanned out behind her she quietly walked towards Naruto’s bed and placed the tray on the bedside table. What was she doing here at this time of the day? And Naru-chan? What was that some new pet name or something? Sasuke couldn’t understand the kind look in her teal eyes. When had she stopped hating the dobe?



She looked the same as she always did. Face smeared with make-up, her hair kept off of her giant forehead with her headband and her top was identical to that of the old team seven days. The only differences Sasuke could see was she seamed to have gained a new skirt and had been taking steroids- her arms were huge! He was glad that he’d never been on the end of one of her punches as a kid.



“Naru-chan…” She said with a small sigh, she began to lean down towards him a hand outstretched. A small popping sound resounded around the room, smoke swam out around Sakura blocking his view of her (not that he minded that much), she let out a high pitched squeal of…delight?…fear? Sasuke couldn’t be sure with all the smoke. With any luck Naruto had stabbed her with a kunai.



The smoke lazily began to clear revealing a very happy looking Sakura in the arms of a enthusiastically grinning Naruto. What the hell was going on!? She didn’t even have a scratch on her. Sasuke couldn’t help thinking that it was a shame.



“Morning Sakura-chan!”



“Good morning Naru-chan!” She replied, whilst nuzzling her head into his shoulder, her hands lingering on his bare chest.



Sasuke’s stomach clenched, what was she doing? Typical flirting slut. Had she run out of other men to play with in The Hidden Leaf, so had Naruto finally got his turn huh? He wasn’t jealous of the close contact-No, not at all. Just worried for the welfare of a friend. His only friend.



Sasuke tried to halt the squirming in his chest and the mild anger brewing up in him. He didn’t hate Sakura, she was kind and loyal, he was like a sister. Yeah, a sister. A fucking annoying sister. Who was he kidding? He couldn’t get past the past really, the constant flirting and throwing herself at him had driven him mad. He couldn’t help but dislike her now. Sakura’s voice cut through his thoughts of hatred and he refocused on the situation at hand.



“I brought you breakfast. Kiba told me that you had to work late last night, so I wanted to treat you.” A small smile came to her lips and a faint blush coloured her cheeks. Naruto shot a nervous look at the closet-ah, so he’d got someone to cover for him whilst he went out drinking with him aye? But why lie to Sakura? He returned his eyes to hers and said with a nervous-looking smile and averted eyes

“Ah, thanks a lot Sakura! But you really didn’t have to do this for me! I don’t mind making my own breakfast. Unless of course you wanted a treat in return.” A mischievous smile played around his lips whilst he wiggled his eyebrows sugestively. Was he flirting? When had he learn how to do that? He was surprisingly good at it. He even got Sasuke’s heart pounding a little.



Sakura giggled as Naruto’s lips gently pressed onto hers. She wrapped her arms around his neck, pushing him into a deeper, more passionate kiss. Sasuke merely imagined wrapping his arms around her neck and chocking the life out of her. Desperate slut.



Naruto slowly broke the kiss, red covering his cheeks. Sakura smiled up to him, a gleam in her teal eyes.



She pushed at Naruto’s chest until he was lying down on the bed and straddled him. Her fat figure blocked the view of his face, so Sasuke couldn’t see if he was alarmed or enjoying himself. But knowing Naruto it was the latter. Why did that make his chest hurt?



She began fiddling with the string keeping Naruto’s trousers up. The only change in Sasuke’s outwards appearance was a slight widening of the eyes, however calm Sasuke looked on the outside his insides were going insane Oh God, please don’t let them have sex whilst I’m here, please. I know I’ve done a lot of bad things but surely even I don’t deserve this.



“…Ahhh…Naru-chan…I think I’ll take my treat right now…” Was that malice in her voice? Sasuke was sure he saw a murderous gleam in her eyes. He braced himself to disobey Naruto’s orders, to save his friend of course, until Naruto let out a little chuckle.



“Sakura, I’ve told you a thousand times, I’m not sleeping with you till after the wedding. I’m protecting my virtue and yours.” Sakura’s virtue, aye Naruto? Sasuke seriously doubt she’s got any of that left. He let a smirk play on his lips, that is until he re-ran the sentence through his head…did he say…



Wedding?…Wedding?….Naruto’s was going to marry that prostitute? Sasuke’s fists clenched. No. He couldn’t let him. She didn‘t deserve such a kind, powerful and handsome man. Sasuke did a double take- handsome?- where had that some from? He didn’t like the way his thoughts were going and decided it’d be safer to just listen to the conversation and stop all thinking for the time being.



“But that’s months away Narutoooo, and I want you now.” Sakura wined as Naruto gently moved her off of him and laid her down next to him. Months away? Plenty of time to convince Naruto not to enter into the unholy alliance. Sasuke strained his eyes and saw the ring on her finger- Sapphire was it? Defiantly a dark blue. It reminded him of Naruto’s piercing eyes…Stop bad thoughts, bad thoughts!



“Patience is a virtue, love.” He murmured happily into her cheek as he placed another light kiss on her lips. “You’ve waited 19 years, a few more months wont hurt.” Sauske suppressed a humourless chuckle, Her, Waiting. Not likely. He considered bursting out of the closet and telling the dobe what an utter moron he was being, then he remembered the gleam in Naruto‘s eyes after telling him to remain unseen. He decided to wait until the bubblegum bitch had left and have it out with him then. Sasuke would definatly make sure Naruto came to his senses.



She sighed “Your right, Naruto, of course. Your always right.” She beamed up at him, and Sasuke resisted the temptation to rip that head clean off of her pretty little shoulders, not only would it upset Naruto but a display of senseless rage was not very Uchiha.



Something in Naruto’s eyes changed whilst they were looking into hers, but Sasuke couldn’t put my finger on what it was. He kissed her again, more deeply than before. His eyes closed as the kiss deepened, he pulled her chunky body close to his as she ran her fingers down his chest.

Sasuke was glad that he hadn’t had breakfast yet.



Naruto let out a quiet groan and trailed his hand up her back.

“Naruto…” Sakura mumbled into his lips, she gently bit him then continued sucking his face off. With the sound of her voice Naruto’s eyes snapped back open and widened as he looked in the direction of the closet. He swiftly pushed her away, unfortunately for her she rolled over and crashed onto the floor. One woman’s misfortune another mans comedy and Sasuke could defiantly see the funny side. She leapt up and glared at Naruto her face already reddening with anger.



“Err, Sakura I’m so sorry! I just wanted to stop us going to far. Okay?” Naruto begged whilst shuffling along to the edge of the bed. Maybe he’d be smart enough to make a run for it.



Sakura took a deep breath-was she preparing to charge? Then a smile cracked through her layer of make-up. What? Where was the running and the shriek of agony? Sasuke was used to that Sakura from childhood. He couldn’t understand this one however. Why wasn’t she killing him?



“It’s okay Naruto. I know it was an accident. I better go now anyway, I’m meeting Ino to go through the flower arrangements for the wedding.”

“Oh, do you want me to help with anything?”

Sakura chuckled “All I want is for you to be at the ceremony on time.” She folded her arms and shot him a brutal look.

“You have got your tux ready haven’t you?” She snapped. Now that was a tone Sasuke was familiar with. At least she hadn’t completely changed.



He grinned back at her widely “Of course I have.” Sakura’s nasty look instantly dropped from her face and another bright smile replaced it making her almost look pretty. Almost.



“Glad to hear that. Don’t forget you still haven’t picked a best man yet.” With that she brushed her dusty dress off, turned and left the room. Remembering to turn back and blow a kiss back to Naruto who grinned back at her, eyes full of adoration. The gooey way he was looking at her started to make Sasuke feel nauseous again. Not to mention uncomfortable.

“I’ll see you tonight Naruto.” She said as she closed the door behind her.



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This chapter annoyed the hell out of me. I felt I couldn't get Sasuke's personality right.



Sorry to all you Sakura fan's out there! I don't have a problem with her honsetly, it's just she was easier to pick as she has history with both of the boys.



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