Sixty Days
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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Chapter Two: Friends and Broom Closets
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Mija: this chapter should clear up the Naru/Sasu question you had :3 thanks for reviewing!
Midnight Essence and Rasha013 thanks for the reviews :D
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Sixty Days
Chapter Two: Friends and Broom Closets
May 20th, 59 Days Remaining
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It was raining but I wasn’t enjoying it much. I had to work a double shift that night and I wouldn’t be getting any sleep. Well, it’s not like I was getting any anyway because of the deal I made with Fugaku.
“…make him fall in love with you in two months…you don’t want to know what would happen if you fail.”
I shivered at the flashback. Why did all the Uchihas have to have dangerously deep voices? Well except for Sasuke. He’s got a low tenor.
“Deidara. You’ve been spacing out for thirty minutes.” My thoughts brought me back to my partner in crime. Sasori Akasuna was one of the people that I could honestly say was shorter than me.
He also was the type of person that didn’t care if you called him short. He was that apathetic. He had shaggy crimson colored hair and sharp ruby red eyes. Sasori was my age (I’m twenty four) but he looked like a fifteen year old kid. He was wearing a dark green long-sleeved shirt with a pair of khaki slacks.
We were in a small café that I worked at. It was a café/bar so even though I worked there I worked as a bartender during the night. But for some reason the kid who worked the café in the mornings wasn’t going to be there so I had agreed to take over at six am.
“I think I dug my own grave Sasori, hm.” He raised an eyebrow at me and I raised my own. I’d never gotten that much of a reaction out of him before.
“Do continue.” I sighed and ran a hand through my hair. I was wearing a black t-shirt and cargo style pants. My black and white skater shoes were on my feet with socks this time.
“Well, I kinda heard that Itachi was going to be forced to marry the Hyuuga heir and I kinda lost it, yeah.” I saw amusement in his eyes and sighed again dropping my head to my forearms.
“I made a deal with him, yeah. I gotta get Itachi to fall in love with me in two months or I’m screwed.” I my head jerked up when I heard a bark of laughter from my right. It was one of my other friends, Kisame Hoshigaki. He was really tall, around six foot three with a muscular build. He had spiky black hair, dark ebony colored skin, and silver eyes. He was wearing a sleeveless black t-shirt and dark blue jeans.
“You are screwed.” He said as he pushed me over to sit next to me. I glared at him.
“Thanks Kisame, like I didn’t know that already, yeah.” He flashed a toothy grin at me and started to pick at my fries. I snatched them away from him and put them out of his reach.
“Get your own, yeah!” I grumbled as I stuffed one in my mouth.
“We have to agree with Kisame on this one Deidara.” A new voice piped up. It was the ‘good’ Zetsu twin.
“You are completely fucked blondie.” The ‘bad’ one finished the other’s sentence. It was kinda freaky how they would finish each other’s sentences like that. Kaiteki (we call him Kai) was known as the ‘good’ twin while Kimazui (Kima) was the ‘bad’.
They nearly looked the same; both having dark green hair, light golden eyes, and pale skin but Kai wore his hair long and back in a ponytail while Kima’s was wild and dropped into his face a lot.
Kai was wearing the typical style he usually wore which consisted of nice looking sweaters (he was wearing a red one then) and slacks while Kima wore black leather pants and long-sleeved mesh under tank tops.
“Great, all we need is Hidan and Kakuzu and we’d have the whole circus.” I said as I rolled my eyes. Kima perched himself on the other side of the booth seat and turned around nearly hitting me with his thick black leather boots.
He had purposefully tried to him me…the bastard. I glared at him for that. Kai had chosen to sit next to Sasori who merely moved without saying anything.
“Hidan and Kakuzu are working.” Kai said as he crossed his legs and placed his hands on his lap.
“And Itachi’s probly the one person we don’t need here right now right?” Kima said as he stole my basket of fris earning him another glare from me and a pout from Kisame.
“So what am I supposed to do, yeah?” I asked landing my gaze on each person before keeping my eyes on Sasori.
“You are aware that Itachi is straight are you not?” Kai asked and I turned my attention to him. Of course Kai would be the one to politely remind me of that. At least he wasn’t a bastard like his younger twin.
“Yeah, he won’t touch you with a ten foot pole blondie.” Kima piped in from behind me. I turned my head and glared at him.
“I know that, yeah! Which leads back to my question, what am I supposed to do??” I asked threading both my hands through my hair.
“Technically the question was ‘What am I supposed to do, yeah?’ oofff.” the statement made by Kima was quickly accompanied by an elbow to his solar plexus from yours truly.
“I’m being serious here, yeah!” I growled out glaring at Kima.
“We get that. Well you could dress up as a girl-” Kisame started scratching his chin. I flinched.
“Hell no. Besides, I’m supposed to make him fall in love with me, not some girl I come up with.” I hated being mistaken for a girl, HEY I’m a guy HELLO! So that idea was completely out the window.
“Be yourself?” Kai suggested. I sighed and sent a pointed look at him.
“Itachi is straight, yeah. Which we’ve already established.” I sent a pointed look at Kima before he could say anything then continued.
“I have to get him to like me romantically. He already likes me as a friend.”
“Which we’ve already established.” Kima mocked. Oh I so hated that bastard…
“Well, actually I think I have an idea.” The 'black' Zetsu twin said suddenly. I turned my attention to him.
“He’s straight right? So, getting him physically attracted to you is going to be a problem. It’s not impossible though, all you have to do is start out small and work your way up.” I sent him a pointed look for him to elaborate, and elaborate he did.
“Here’s the plan.” Kima said with a wicked smirk.
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“Sasuke.”
“Yes dobe?”
“Why are you sitting on my lap?” the younger Uchiha blinked for a moment before glaring at Naruto. It was dark and cramped when only minutes before they were walking down the hall arguing with each other.
“Because someone decided it was funny to shove both of us in a broom closet, that’s why usuratonkachi.” Sasuke said with a hint of annoyance in his voice.
“Oh. Um can you move? …Oh okay don’t move. Shit.” Naruto hissed out.
“That better be your cell phone Uzumaki.” Sasuke growled out biting his bottom lip. Really, now wasn’t the time to get an erection even if the dobe smelled really good.
“Um…my cell phone is in my bag teme.” Naruto replied glad it was dark in there because he knew for a fact that Sasuke could feel his half hard erection through his pants. The pale boy squirmed way too much.
“Oh.” And really what could Sasuke say to that. Naruto moved and Sasuke hissed.
“Don’t moveusuratonkachi!” the Uchiha hissed out.
“Sasuke? Are you hard?” Naruto asked shocked. He felt a pang of something go straight down to his groin.
“No!” he denied he felt a warm hand on his outer thigh and jumped.
“Why so jumpy Sa-suke?” the blond purred out causing the brunette’s throat to seize up.
“I can take care of that if you want.” Sasuke’s mind went blank as he felt Naruto’s hand on his…and he cried out when something that felt like a broomstick hit his head.
“What the fuck was that?” the Uchiha growled out.
“A broom teme…I think.” Sasuke was a little relieved that Naruto sounded as put out as he felt.
“Can you open the door from here?” Naruto asked and felt Sasuke shift and saw the door swing open causing Sasuke to fall backwards with an undignified squawk.
“Did it work?” Sasuke glared daggers at the pink haired woman standing above him. She was wearing a red tank top and a pair of white three quarters shorts that went down to passed her knees. Naruto glared at her as well.
“I think something happened, Naruto looks so flushed.” The long haired blond dressed out in a purple sleeveless shirt and matching miniskirt next to her said with a wicked grin on her face.
“Haruno…Yamanaka…you’re both dead.” The two girls took off down the hall before Sasuke could get up and make good on this threat.
Naruto stood and dusted his faded blue jeans off before walking up to Sasuke. He stuck his hand out for the Uchiha to take it and the brunette did glaring off in the direction the girls took off in.
“Let’s give them a good head start.” The blond said with a wicked grin on his face. Sasuke glanced over to Naruto as he dusted off his black jeans and straightened his black button up shirt.
“Enough?” he asked with a smirk.
“Yeah.” And the two ran in the direction the girls had taken. Payback was a bitch…or rather an idiot and a bastard.
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Mija: this chapter should clear up the Naru/Sasu question you had :3 thanks for reviewing!
Midnight Essence and Rasha013 thanks for the reviews :D
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Sixty Days
Chapter Two: Friends and Broom Closets
May 20th, 59 Days Remaining
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It was raining but I wasn’t enjoying it much. I had to work a double shift that night and I wouldn’t be getting any sleep. Well, it’s not like I was getting any anyway because of the deal I made with Fugaku.
“…make him fall in love with you in two months…you don’t want to know what would happen if you fail.”
I shivered at the flashback. Why did all the Uchihas have to have dangerously deep voices? Well except for Sasuke. He’s got a low tenor.
“Deidara. You’ve been spacing out for thirty minutes.” My thoughts brought me back to my partner in crime. Sasori Akasuna was one of the people that I could honestly say was shorter than me.
He also was the type of person that didn’t care if you called him short. He was that apathetic. He had shaggy crimson colored hair and sharp ruby red eyes. Sasori was my age (I’m twenty four) but he looked like a fifteen year old kid. He was wearing a dark green long-sleeved shirt with a pair of khaki slacks.
We were in a small café that I worked at. It was a café/bar so even though I worked there I worked as a bartender during the night. But for some reason the kid who worked the café in the mornings wasn’t going to be there so I had agreed to take over at six am.
“I think I dug my own grave Sasori, hm.” He raised an eyebrow at me and I raised my own. I’d never gotten that much of a reaction out of him before.
“Do continue.” I sighed and ran a hand through my hair. I was wearing a black t-shirt and cargo style pants. My black and white skater shoes were on my feet with socks this time.
“Well, I kinda heard that Itachi was going to be forced to marry the Hyuuga heir and I kinda lost it, yeah.” I saw amusement in his eyes and sighed again dropping my head to my forearms.
“I made a deal with him, yeah. I gotta get Itachi to fall in love with me in two months or I’m screwed.” I my head jerked up when I heard a bark of laughter from my right. It was one of my other friends, Kisame Hoshigaki. He was really tall, around six foot three with a muscular build. He had spiky black hair, dark ebony colored skin, and silver eyes. He was wearing a sleeveless black t-shirt and dark blue jeans.
“You are screwed.” He said as he pushed me over to sit next to me. I glared at him.
“Thanks Kisame, like I didn’t know that already, yeah.” He flashed a toothy grin at me and started to pick at my fries. I snatched them away from him and put them out of his reach.
“Get your own, yeah!” I grumbled as I stuffed one in my mouth.
“We have to agree with Kisame on this one Deidara.” A new voice piped up. It was the ‘good’ Zetsu twin.
“You are completely fucked blondie.” The ‘bad’ one finished the other’s sentence. It was kinda freaky how they would finish each other’s sentences like that. Kaiteki (we call him Kai) was known as the ‘good’ twin while Kimazui (Kima) was the ‘bad’.
They nearly looked the same; both having dark green hair, light golden eyes, and pale skin but Kai wore his hair long and back in a ponytail while Kima’s was wild and dropped into his face a lot.
Kai was wearing the typical style he usually wore which consisted of nice looking sweaters (he was wearing a red one then) and slacks while Kima wore black leather pants and long-sleeved mesh under tank tops.
“Great, all we need is Hidan and Kakuzu and we’d have the whole circus.” I said as I rolled my eyes. Kima perched himself on the other side of the booth seat and turned around nearly hitting me with his thick black leather boots.
He had purposefully tried to him me…the bastard. I glared at him for that. Kai had chosen to sit next to Sasori who merely moved without saying anything.
“Hidan and Kakuzu are working.” Kai said as he crossed his legs and placed his hands on his lap.
“And Itachi’s probly the one person we don’t need here right now right?” Kima said as he stole my basket of fris earning him another glare from me and a pout from Kisame.
“So what am I supposed to do, yeah?” I asked landing my gaze on each person before keeping my eyes on Sasori.
“You are aware that Itachi is straight are you not?” Kai asked and I turned my attention to him. Of course Kai would be the one to politely remind me of that. At least he wasn’t a bastard like his younger twin.
“Yeah, he won’t touch you with a ten foot pole blondie.” Kima piped in from behind me. I turned my head and glared at him.
“I know that, yeah! Which leads back to my question, what am I supposed to do??” I asked threading both my hands through my hair.
“Technically the question was ‘What am I supposed to do, yeah?’ oofff.” the statement made by Kima was quickly accompanied by an elbow to his solar plexus from yours truly.
“I’m being serious here, yeah!” I growled out glaring at Kima.
“We get that. Well you could dress up as a girl-” Kisame started scratching his chin. I flinched.
“Hell no. Besides, I’m supposed to make him fall in love with me, not some girl I come up with.” I hated being mistaken for a girl, HEY I’m a guy HELLO! So that idea was completely out the window.
“Be yourself?” Kai suggested. I sighed and sent a pointed look at him.
“Itachi is straight, yeah. Which we’ve already established.” I sent a pointed look at Kima before he could say anything then continued.
“I have to get him to like me romantically. He already likes me as a friend.”
“Which we’ve already established.” Kima mocked. Oh I so hated that bastard…
“Well, actually I think I have an idea.” The 'black' Zetsu twin said suddenly. I turned my attention to him.
“He’s straight right? So, getting him physically attracted to you is going to be a problem. It’s not impossible though, all you have to do is start out small and work your way up.” I sent him a pointed look for him to elaborate, and elaborate he did.
“Here’s the plan.” Kima said with a wicked smirk.
~~~
“Sasuke.”
“Yes dobe?”
“Why are you sitting on my lap?” the younger Uchiha blinked for a moment before glaring at Naruto. It was dark and cramped when only minutes before they were walking down the hall arguing with each other.
“Because someone decided it was funny to shove both of us in a broom closet, that’s why usuratonkachi.” Sasuke said with a hint of annoyance in his voice.
“Oh. Um can you move? …Oh okay don’t move. Shit.” Naruto hissed out.
“That better be your cell phone Uzumaki.” Sasuke growled out biting his bottom lip. Really, now wasn’t the time to get an erection even if the dobe smelled really good.
“Um…my cell phone is in my bag teme.” Naruto replied glad it was dark in there because he knew for a fact that Sasuke could feel his half hard erection through his pants. The pale boy squirmed way too much.
“Oh.” And really what could Sasuke say to that. Naruto moved and Sasuke hissed.
“Don’t moveusuratonkachi!” the Uchiha hissed out.
“Sasuke? Are you hard?” Naruto asked shocked. He felt a pang of something go straight down to his groin.
“No!” he denied he felt a warm hand on his outer thigh and jumped.
“Why so jumpy Sa-suke?” the blond purred out causing the brunette’s throat to seize up.
“I can take care of that if you want.” Sasuke’s mind went blank as he felt Naruto’s hand on his…and he cried out when something that felt like a broomstick hit his head.
“What the fuck was that?” the Uchiha growled out.
“A broom teme…I think.” Sasuke was a little relieved that Naruto sounded as put out as he felt.
“Can you open the door from here?” Naruto asked and felt Sasuke shift and saw the door swing open causing Sasuke to fall backwards with an undignified squawk.
“Did it work?” Sasuke glared daggers at the pink haired woman standing above him. She was wearing a red tank top and a pair of white three quarters shorts that went down to passed her knees. Naruto glared at her as well.
“I think something happened, Naruto looks so flushed.” The long haired blond dressed out in a purple sleeveless shirt and matching miniskirt next to her said with a wicked grin on her face.
“Haruno…Yamanaka…you’re both dead.” The two girls took off down the hall before Sasuke could get up and make good on this threat.
Naruto stood and dusted his faded blue jeans off before walking up to Sasuke. He stuck his hand out for the Uchiha to take it and the brunette did glaring off in the direction the girls took off in.
“Let’s give them a good head start.” The blond said with a wicked grin on his face. Sasuke glanced over to Naruto as he dusted off his black jeans and straightened his black button up shirt.
“Enough?” he asked with a smirk.
“Yeah.” And the two ran in the direction the girls had taken. Payback was a bitch…or rather an idiot and a bastard.
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