Tokubetsu

DISCLAIMER: DON’T OWN NARUTO



Chapter Two: Hangovers and Tests



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It was a bright and sunny morning, the birds were chirping, the dew was still on the grass and-



“Ahhhhh!!! I’m going to be late!” A young boy’s voice cut the quiet morning stillness like a butter knife. Causing a Dolphin to wince and wished he never invited his friend over late last night after the seventh or eighth bottle of sake, he really didn’t want to get up this morning.



A blonde haired boy was scrambling to get dressed and he rushed out into the kitchen in hopes he could have some ramen for breakfast, and with his pants on and his shirt in his hands he jerked to a stop at the sight of the kitchen. His two ‘sisters’ were sitting there quietly as bacon and eggs were cooking, Hina-Imo was reading and Ichi-Ane was twirling two kunai on one hand while she was waiting for the bacon to get done.



“You turned off my clock didn’t you?” Naruto asked, as they both looked up at him. The gave them grins, the ones the screamed ‘ha-ha I got you!’ Naruto was really regretting teaching them that smile. Naruto pulled his t-shirt over his head and sat at their tiny kitchen table. Ten minutes alter breakfast was served and they were all eating quietly.



The tiny apartment that Naruto and Ichigo started renting together four years ago got even tinier when Hinata showed up in the middle of the night, saying that she had no clan name. That weekend was the hardest they all had to face with Hinata near a breakdown and Ichigo being blood thirsty enough to kill the whole clan, Naruto had to be the adult for once in his life, if only for an hour or two, and he called Ruka-Chi. Within three days, Hinata had a new clan name, Zaraki, and Naruto hyphenated his name with the clan, he just couldn’t give up Uzumaki. Naruto did up the breakfast dishes while Hinata made lunch for them; it was an easy trade off, as long as Naruto didn’t cook. When he cooked they had ramen. Ichigo was taking a shower, because Hinata took one earlier and Naruto took one last night.



By the time Ichigo was done and dressed, lunch was done, the dishes were done and they were going to be almost an hour early. After checking several times, Naruto and Hinata swear that Ichigo had OCD, the locks on the windows and doors, their weapon pack, packs in Ichigo’s case, on their lunch, they were finally ready to leave. People were just now starting to set up shop, and get ready for their day, while the three Zaraki’s raced on the rooftops towards the Academy building. They decided to enter the classroom by window, and gave Ruka-Chi a scare, causing him to bump his head on his desk and swear loudly. The Zaraki siblings stood there and giggled, it was hard that they could get a reaction from him, and it was rarer still to get swear words from him.



After getting a dirty look from Ruka-Chi they walked to their usual seats in the back of the classroom to wait for their Jonnin Sensei. Sasugay and Dog-Breath were the first to arrive ten minutes after them, and they sat in the front row and ignored the pranksters in the back. Sai and Nami came in five minutes after Sasugay and while taking their seats, Ino and Sakura came in, bickering as usual and ignoring the dirty looks by Nami, started talking louder.



Hinata got a bright idea, and after a glance to the side showed Naruto sleeping and Ichigo twirling her kunai, again. She gentle eased out a few senbons, she took careful aim and fired them off rapid fire towards Pinky. She could stand Ino, it was Sakura she couldn’t stand, and with barely contained glee she saw the senbon’s shred her ‘perfect’ hair, all without her noticing a thing. Hinata wanted to continue but she was out of the large senbons. Hinata felt a hand press against hers, and she opened her hand and several large senbons wear pressed into her palm.



So, for the next half an hour Hinata amused her self by destroying Sakura’s hair, with the help of Ichigo when she ran out of senbon’s. Hinata careful to aim the needles to go out the window and into the trunk of the tree. Ten minutes before their Jonnin Sensei’s were supposed to be there everyone came trickling in, and quietly laughing at Sakura, who kept getting redder in the face, until she exploded.



“Just what is so funny? Do I have something on my face! Something in my hair? What!”



Ino chuckled, she had been aware what was going on for several minutes and decided to let it continue, that would show her for bragging about having Sasuke-kun.



“Well, something isn’t in your hair, but it is your hair.” Ino said with a straight face while holding back laughter. Sakura pulled out a handheld mirror, and when she saw her hair she screamed bloody murder, and woke up Naruto who pulled a kunai out of his poach at the first syllable, and promptly fell off his chair laughing at Sakura. Everyone glared at Naruto to see what was funny then at Sakura and tried to hold back their laughs, some of them failed.



“God, I heard it all the way outside, what’s the problem?” A deep smoky voice said from the doorway, and everyone except Sakura looked up, she was too busy staring at herself. He was taller then Iruka-Sensei and had a brown beard and he was smoking indoors! There was a pretty lady with him that had red eyes and black curly hair.



“Ah, Sarutobi-San, Yuhi-San. You’re here to pick your Gennin teams?” Iruka said as he rubbed circles on the sides of his forehead, he really should’ve stopped at the eighth bottle of sake.



“Yes, I’m here for my team. Choji put the chips down and come with me and Ino wake up Shika, we will be waiting out front.” Asuma said as he gave a small wave to the class and he was gone. Ino pushed Shikamaru off his chair and told him that Asuma-Sensei was waiting, when he complained. And with a muttered ‘Troublesome’ he was gone.



“Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, Roto Nami. Come with me, please.” Yuhi-Sensei said and then only six were left. Well, almost. Not ten minutes later the chalkboard exploded and a trench coat wearing Night Lady (1) was standing in the dust.



“Hello! My name is Mitarashi Anko and I’m here for this class’s demons! So, please step foreword and prepared to meet your maker!” The Night Lady-Mitarashi-Sensei said. Naruto, Ichigo and Hinata sweat dropped, this couldn’t be their teacher? Could it? Slowly, all three stood up and walked to the front of the class; all three were watching her warily, like you would an Asylum escapee.



“Are you three the demons I will be sending to their maker?” Mitarashi-sensei said, as she looked them over, she already knew that they were the ones she needed.



“Depends on whether or not you are not you’re a Lady of the Night or a Seal Master? But, I will bet on the former, if I was a betting woman.” Ichigo said to their new Sensei.



“Mitarashi Anko, twenty-four years of age. Five foot, several inches tall and a little over one hundred pounds. Partaker of Hebi Ninjutsu and Kaiton, a Tokubetsu Jonnin in the latest of books and a former student of one of the three Sannin.” Hinata said.



“She looks like a pervert to me, maybe we should ask Ruka-Chi to send us back to the Academy if this is what they’re sending as a Sensei. Come on, lets go Ichi-Ane, Hina-Imo, I want to eat some ramen while we wait for our real Sensei.” Naruto didn’t mind this Sensei, but he wanted to see if she kept her cool like Ruka-Chi did, unlike his other teachers.



“Very clever brats. But I’m not that easy to get rid of me that easily. I’m going to meet you at training ground five, so be there soon! Shunshin No Jutsu!” When the cloud of smoke was gone, so was the three Gennin standing there.



After Sakura gave a loud scream about her hair, Iruka’s head throbbed and he wished he never got out of or he had a drink on him. He then spent the next twenty minutes or so calming Sakura down, offered her a pair of scissors to fix her hair, but she kept wailing, so he put her in the hall and walked back to his desk and collapsed, and then he heard an explosion from the training grounds, and all he could was groan. He should never have let Anko be their Jonnin Sensei, he was pretty sure he could have found one less insane or crazy?



Yeah. Right.



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It took them almost five minutes to get there, and they were promptly attacked from an unknown point in the trees, and they took cover as fast as they could, but not with out Naruto taking a kunai to the back of his shoulder. They huddled behind a fallen tree. Naruto pulled the Kunai from his shoulder, while Hinata scanned the trees using Byakugan, and Ichigo moved her hand from her regular kit to her ‘personal’ one, that contained both poison and her chakra filled weapons.



“So, where is she?” Naruto said as he slapped on a quick dry bandage.



“She’s near north-west of our positions, and she’s strong, high mid-level chakra. Ichigo?”



“Is she immune to poisons?” Ichigo said, as they got ready to move.



“To most yes, but I’m not sure about your poisons though.” Hinata waved her hand at Ichigo as ran in between trees, and Shuriken traps.



“Well, how about we do a one-two right hook? Will that work?” Naruto said as he flipped backwards and behind a tree.



“Well, possibly. But it was to be fast, very fast.” Hinata said as Ichigo dodged an Explosion tag, but jumped through the smoke unharmed.



“When we get there on the count of two we’ll go, alright?” Naruto and Hinata nodded as they speed up, as they got closer to the enemy.



“Three, one!” Naruto created several Kage Bunshin no Jutsu while Hinata put on a Henge no Jutsu blend in, and Ichigo used Kakuremino No Jutsu in the bushes to clear up a shot with her poisoned senbons. Naruto engaged the enemy in a close combat and every time the enemy got away Hinata was there to Gentle Fist them back towards Naruto. The enemy stood to a stop in mid-fight, and one of the Naruto clones poked at it, it stayed still. Hinata stopped using the Byakugan when Ichigo came out of the bushes, they ignored Naruto as he whooped for joy, and this was easy. Too easy.



Both Hinata and Naruto froze as long green snakes bound them and the enemy Nin disappeared. Ichigo couldn’t do anything, for the enemy Nin was hugging her with a kunai to her throat.



“Kuso! Bunshin! How the hell did you fool Hina-Imo like that!” Naruto shouted to the enemy, their new sensei, Mitarashi Anko. She smiled and licked Ichigo’s check, smiling when she felt the girl shiver, good it’s about time someone taught these three some manners.



“I’m slightly impressed that all of you got this far, but you really shouldn’t have talked about your plan out loud, you forgot that I’m a Hebi summoner, I had this place crawling with them before I even left to pick you all up.” Anko smirked at them, then it fell when she felt a kunai bury in her back, right where her heart was, and then another one where the back of her head was.



“No, you didn’t.” The third girl said, Ichigo, as her clone spoofed away, and all three swung back to back to watch from all angles.



“ That was a little too close, Ichi-Ane. Couldn’t you have done something sooner?”



“Yes, but I was waiting for the right moment to act, baka.”



“I couldn’t see her! How couldn’t I see it was a Bunshin?”



A dark chuckle rolled over them from the forest, and they went into high alert. The bush’s rustled as hundreds of snakes came from them, and they tensed they were good, but not that good.



“Very clever, little ones, but it wasn’t good enough to stop me, well too bad, so sad. Attack!” Their Sensei said and the snakes swarmed them and they were able to stop them for several minutes before succumbing to the poison bites. As they laid there, trying to fight the poison, Anko Shunshined to give them the antidote, but to her horror they started to transform into her old Sensei, Orochimaru.



“Kuku kuku…. How’s my old student, Anko-Chan?”



“No! No, your not here! You can’t be!” Anko said as she tried to summon her chakra, but it was blocked by something, and she looked down and saw a bite mark on her wrist. How did she miss that?



“Oh, it’s very possible. You can’t escape from me; I will make you use that lovely mark of mine. Kukuku.” Her old sensei’s voice hit her ears amidst her panic, and she stopped. It sounded off, as if it was strained. Her former sensei sounded many things, but strained? Never. So, that meant… A Genjutsu!



Anko’s hands were free and she grabbed her left wrist and broke it, a finger would have done just as good, but she wasn’t sure if the pain would be enough. She held back the scream as her wrist broke and she woke up.



Well, she tried to hold it back, she gave a slight whimper and did two quick Justus, Shunshin and Kage Bunshin No Jutsu and throwed a smoke bomb, and she hide in the trees tops. She watched as her Bunshin engaged Hinata and Naruto into a Taijutsu fight and scanned the nearby foliage for her third Gennin, the little bitch. She was so going to pay her back for that little Genjutsu off hers.



As quickly spotted the Gennin and picked her up, the gagged her when she was about ready to scream. Anko deposited her under the tree she was spying under, and continued to watch the fight. Hinata was slowing down in exhaustion and an Anko Bunshin was quick to pick her up, and tie her next to her teammate. All that remained was Naruto and he was starting to tire. Anko decided she had seen enough.



“Alright, that’s enough Brat. Surrender now, or I will kill your team-mates.” Anko said as she dispelled her Bunshin and jumped down.



“Yeah, right. How do I know that you’re not lying?” Naruto asked a warily, he didn’t want to keep fighting, he was tired and he had a feeling that the Bunshin of Mitarashi-Sensei could go all day.



Anko smirked as her Bunshins brought out the to gagged and bound Gennin; they were trying to set her on fire with their eyes. Naruto sighed and he dropped his weapons, allowing himself to be bound as well. Anko dispelled all the Bunshin and de-gagged the other two Gennin.



“Well, well, well. Looks like I have captured you and after several days of torture, and I would have gotten any and all information you had possessed, I would have killed you. All three of you lasted barely half an hour, and with me barely trying. Tut, tut, tut.” Anko said with a sneer.



“Yeah? So what, we almost had you with the Genjutsu, and you really should work on that, you know? It can’t be very good to your reputation as to be as weak to fall for that.” Ichigo said, or Bitch, as Anko was calling her right now. Anko just gave her a small smile, that should have sent shivers down all of their backs and wet their pants, and all they did was look at her as if saying, ‘Is that the best you can do?’ little Brats, Anko thought fondly.



“True, true. And that’s the only reason why I’m allowing all of you to pass my test at all.” Anko laugh as their jaws dropped.



“We passed?” Naruto asked, and Bitch nodded, she seemed too tried to say or do anything at all.



“This was a test?” Hinata asked, as she got comfortable on the ground, she had a feeling that they would be there awhile yet.



“Yes, I wanted to see all of your skills in combat. To determine where I can start training all of you skill wise. “ Anko said as she sat on the ground, she had just enough time to explain things. “Out of the three of you Naruto is best at Ninjutsu, but weak against Taijutsu for the sheer reason you has no training. Hinata is the best at Taijutsu, but is very weak at both Ninjutsu and Weapons, because she is both built and trained at an early age to be a strictly Taijutsu user. And finally we have the little Bitch AKA Ichigo, you’re the best at Weapons and Genjutsu, which is a surprise since they rarely ever work together.”



Anko paused there she could that Ichigo was running low on chakra and Hinata wasn’t far behind her, she must have been using the Byakugan now stop since they hit the first wave of traps. And Naruto looked like in an hour he could go again. She hated to cut this short, but she needed to set up a training plan and visit the hospital to see about her wrist.



“Well, I wont keep all of you much longer, but we do have some things to do before I can let all of you go.” Anko dug around in her waist poach and pulled out some solder pills and popped them into her Gennins open mouths. “Here, this are chakra boasters, this should keep all of you awake for the next hour or so. Now, where to start?”



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A/N: So, how was my first fight seen? Good? Bad? Send a review of CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIM, NOT FLAMERS. And take a look at my profile for pairings in Tokubetsu. So, Review, Review, Review



Translations:

Byakugan: Hyuga bloodline

Taijutsu: Fighting styles

Genjutsu: Illionary

Ninjutsu: Ninja arts

Shunshin No Jutsu: Transportation Jutsu

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Shadow Clone Jutsu

Bunshin No Jutsu: Clone Jutsu

Henge no Jutsu: Glamor/Illsion Jutsu

Kakuremino No Jutsu: Invisibility Jutsu

Imo: Little Sister

Ane: Big Sister

Otooto: Little brother

Ani: Big brother

Sensei: Teacher/Doctor

Chi-Chi: Father

Kuso: Shit/fuck/damn