Attack of the land of Earth

TWO

One Week Ago:

Shikamaru stood at rest as he looked at the full white hair of the Sixth Hokage, as the Sixth sat at total rest at his table, his book in hand as he extended his feet comfortably on top his desk.

“I am sure he will be here soon… you know how he is… training till the last minute is everything to him,” the Sixth said.

“This is such a bother,” Shikamaru said as he placed both his hands up over his head. “I don’t mean to complain Master Kakashi, I mean I actually respect the guy more than I let on, but do you really think this mission will require someone of his status?” Shikamaru asked.

“I understand what you’re asking Shikamaru… I do, but besides having his strength… this mission will also require his unlimited stamina… and besides considering that Sakura in already deep under cover on this mission, he is her best counterpart.” Kakashi said.

“Well…,” Shikamaru said as he paused. “Considering I don’t know the whole extent of this mission yet, I’ll have to take your word on it Master Kakashi,” Shikamaru said just as the door to the office opened.

Slowly the legendary Senin walked in through the doorway in his full battle dress, his long spiky blond hair hanging lightly over his shoulders and down his long white and fire flamed overcoat, as a small orange toad sat on top of his head.

“Hey Shikamaru… Kakashi…” Naruto said as he stood next to Shikamaru. “Sorry I am a little late… we were developing a new technique,“ Naruto said as he rolled his eyes towards the top of his head as if pointing to the toad on resting on atop his spiky blond head.

“Not a problem,” the Sixth said as he bent one of the corners down on the book he was reading. Standing up, Kakashi walked to the front of his desk before leaning on it and looking sharply at the two young men standing in front of him.

“Naruto… I know you know that Sakura has been away the past few months on a mission… I am now going to tell you what she is doing as well as tell you that you will be joining her very shortly.” Kakashi said.

“For the last several months Sakura as well as Tamari…” Kakashi said as Shikamaru suddenly gave a great look of surprise. “Tamari?” Shikamaru asked. “Yes as I said Tamari,” He said as he paused, “ and Sakura have been enrolled at a university located deep in the village in the land of earth.” Kakashi said as he paused.
“The Kage there contacted me several months ago, concerned for youths of his village.” Kakashi said as he moved a hand over his chin. “The Kage has found evidence which point to something very disturbing.” Kakashi said as he paused, walking between the two young men. “It seems that several of the male students at the University of the Earth have been found naked, beaten, or worse, without any memory of ever having enrolled in at the University.”

“As a result of this, the Kage sent in a few of his younger male ninja undercover as regular ninja students to try and find out what may have happened to these male students, sadly one of them was found a few weeks later with his memory totally erased from the time that he enrolled at the university, the other, even more unfortunate, was found naked and dead in the woods just behind the main female dorms” Kakashi said as he walked back toward the two of them again resting against his table.

“Just before his death, the Ninja had reported that he had found a group of young women that were trying… he believed… to control men’s mind with the use of sexual stimulation, however before he could prove this belief he went missing, until found as I have just told you.” Kakashi paused.

“Hearing this the Eath Kage, requested assistance from us as he doesn’t believe he has the resources to stop whatever is going on in his lands, thus, I sent in both Tamari from the sand village and Sakura from the leaf, as national exchange students, so as not to cause suspicion when they enrolled under their real names a little over two months ago… the Kage of the earth village is aware of them and has done the best he can to continue to conceal their true motives for being at the university.”

“Last week, they were both approached by what they believe is the group of girls who are the cause for the current situation, however, as an act of initiation into the group, they must both find one new guy on campus and prove their ability to manipulate the ‘true lustful nature’ of all men by the end of this month.” Kakashi said as he quoted them word for word. “That’s where the two of you come in.” He said as he walked up to Shikamaru.

“Shikamaru… I have chosen you for two reasons. One, you are the greatest in this village in thought out strategy, this ability will help us in figuring out what this group of women may truly be up to. Secondly, and really most important,” Kakashi said as he gently placed his hand on the young man’s shoulders, “Despite your best efforts to hide it, I know that you and Tamari have had sexual relations now for almost a year, thus, as it seems that it will be required, I will not be asking either Tamari or you to do something that you would not have normally been doing already.” Kakashi said.

“Way to go Shikamaru!” Naruto chimed in.

“As for you Naruto,” I have chosen you for a number of reasons, first off I know that last year while you were away from the village training that Master Jiriaya had you learn the ways female sexual manipulation and gratification.” Kakashi said, as naruto suddenly looked away and down to the flooring. “I also know.” Kakashi paused, as Naturo’s face suddenly shot up, totally dreading what Kakashi was going to say next.

“I also know,” Kakashi paused again as he stood between the two men, “I also know that Tamari from the sand was the first women who got a taste of this training from you.” He said as Shikamaru’s eyes suddenly widened in shock.

“What the fuck!” Skikamaru said as he suddenly put his hands up ready to hit Naruto where he stood, even though he knew he wouldn’t be able to last more than a few seconds against the Senin if he got serious.

“Calm down Shikamaru.” The Hokage said. “It was long before you and Tamari got serious in your relationship, though you may have been dating at that time and besides… it was something that she wanted to do to help Naruto become a better leader.”

“Sorry Shikamaru” Naruto said as he paused, “If you want to I will let you hit me and not fight back at all.” He said to him. “That will have to wait for much later,” Kakashi broke in, you two have the mission to think of first, don’t forget that.

“Moving on then,” Kakashi said, “the Second reason I chose you is because you are one of only a head full of people ever in the leaf village, to be able to fully fight off mind control jitsu. You did it with me several years ago… again with Itiachi, and through your intense training you have finally been able to completely fight off this ability, thus considering you will be fighting off mind control ninja, I believe that this ability will needed.” Kakashi said.

“Lastly, And this is probably something that is most important… I know that you and Sakura have been in a relationship since shortly after you took out pain, thus, as with Tamara I will not be asking her to do something she has not already been doing for quite some time, and; If the need comes, I also know you will be able to perform with others as the need arises.” He said.

"Also the two of you should always presume that you are being watched, even when in the privacy of your own dorms or when you are alone with your.... lovers, thus try to remember all the catch words."

“Shikamaru... though Naruto out ranks you, you will be the lead in this Mission. Naruto, I expect you to listen to Shikamaru’s guidance, but, I also believe that you work best on your own, so try to keep his words in mind when you decide not to listen to him…” Kakashi said, as Shikamaru slapped his plan against the top of his forehead." “This is going to be such a bother,” he said.