Akatsuki: A documentary.
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,075
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto and am not making money in the writing of this fiction.
Hidan.
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Akatsuki: A documentary.
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Hidan.
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What the shit?!
Who the fuck are you?!
I’m Hidan, you fucking piece of shit! What the fucking hell do you want?!
A documentary? You’re doing a documentary on Akatsuki? How fucking lame. You dumb piece of shit. Fine whatever, just get it over with.
Yeah, I fucking swear heaps, what the fuck’s your point? Yeah, hah. Look scared, fucker, I’ll do you in!
I worship Jashin, he’s the fucking bomb. Nah, Pein’s good and all that, but fuck me, Jashin just give you such a fucking rush, ya know? Ooooh, it’s makin’ me shudder and crap.
I can’t fucking tell you what the Akatsuki is about, you fucking moron! Fuck!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM ANYWAY? I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER RETARD PARTNER, AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT FUCK?! AAAGHH! WHO THE FUCK SENT YOU, FUCKER?!
It was Kakuzu, wasn’t it. That fucker!
ALSO, for your fucking information, you fucking fag! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT FUCKING GUY FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE! FUCKING SHIT!
Why the fuck did you interrupt me, anyway? I was having fucking fun here!
What do you mean what was I doing?! I was in the middle of a fucking ritual, you fuck-tard!
No, I will not show you!
Show you around this place? No fucking way, I’m not getting my fucking head ripped off by Zetsu or some shit!
Oh, haven’t met him yet? He should be in the basement or some shit. How the fuck would I know. Just follow the signs that say ‘FUCKING CANNIBAL AHEAD, PLEASE FUCKING GARNISH YOURSELF ‘CAUSE THAT FUCKER CAN’T BE BOTHERED FUCKING DOING IT ON HIS FUCKING OWN’. The bastard.
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Well, fuck the hell off! I’m trying to do shit here.
…Fucker.
Akatsuki: A documentary.
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Hidan.
--
What the shit?!
Who the fuck are you?!
I’m Hidan, you fucking piece of shit! What the fucking hell do you want?!
A documentary? You’re doing a documentary on Akatsuki? How fucking lame. You dumb piece of shit. Fine whatever, just get it over with.
Yeah, I fucking swear heaps, what the fuck’s your point? Yeah, hah. Look scared, fucker, I’ll do you in!
I worship Jashin, he’s the fucking bomb. Nah, Pein’s good and all that, but fuck me, Jashin just give you such a fucking rush, ya know? Ooooh, it’s makin’ me shudder and crap.
I can’t fucking tell you what the Akatsuki is about, you fucking moron! Fuck!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM ANYWAY? I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER RETARD PARTNER, AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT FUCK?! AAAGHH! WHO THE FUCK SENT YOU, FUCKER?!
It was Kakuzu, wasn’t it. That fucker!
ALSO, for your fucking information, you fucking fag! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT FUCKING GUY FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE! FUCKING SHIT!
Why the fuck did you interrupt me, anyway? I was having fucking fun here!
What do you mean what was I doing?! I was in the middle of a fucking ritual, you fuck-tard!
No, I will not show you!
Show you around this place? No fucking way, I’m not getting my fucking head ripped off by Zetsu or some shit!
Oh, haven’t met him yet? He should be in the basement or some shit. How the fuck would I know. Just follow the signs that say ‘FUCKING CANNIBAL AHEAD, PLEASE FUCKING GARNISH YOURSELF ‘CAUSE THAT FUCKER CAN’T BE BOTHERED FUCKING DOING IT ON HIS FUCKING OWN’. The bastard.
…
Well, fuck the hell off! I’m trying to do shit here.
…Fucker.