Monthly

AN: Well, people wanted more chapters. So here ya go.
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“You're mine, dobe.” Sasuke whispered against Naruto's lips.

“I love you, teme.” was Naruto's reply. He rubbed himself against Sasuke and smirked as Sasuke rolled back on top of him. They were ready for round two.




[One Month Later]

Naruto smiled inwardly as he washed the dishes, singing along with the music that bled from his earphones. Sasuke smirked when he walked in, listening to Naruto's slightly high-pitched voice as it echoed off the walls. “Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas! Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas!”

“Glitter now, dobe?” Sasuke murmured, wrapping his arms around Naruto's tanned stomach. His smirked drained off his face when Naruto sprayed him with the hose while rinsing the silverware. Naruto's singing ended in laughter, and he kissed his teme.

“Yes, glitter. I hear it's all the rage, and everyone will want to fuck you if you sparkle.”

“You need to be a vampire, honey.” Sasuke said, wiping the water from his face.

“Cullen isn't a vampire... He's a fucking fairy.” Naruto returned to the dishes.... and to Sasuke's annoyance, his singing. He hated being ignored...... “I am a superstar with a big-big house and a big-big car. I am a superstar and I don't care who you are!”

Sasuke rolled his eyes, forbidding himself from showing any more annoyance than he absolutely had to. Naruto would keep singing until the dishes were squeaking clean. To the point where they could see their reflections in the porcelain.... Gah..

“Naruto...” He whispered, knowing the dobe couldn't hear him. “I have a surprise for you later. After all.. it's a whole new month.” Insert evil smirk here.

Naruto continued doing dishes, though he did in fact here the raven. He was wondering when it was going to happen again, and he almost shivered in anticipation. The ball of sunshine couldn't wait for his little surprise. Maybe he'd actually get to be seme!

…...

…. Fat chance...

He put the last dish on the rack and turned to Sasuke, who was reading the newspaper. He almost chuckled at how middle-aged Sasuke appeared, but held it in with a large grin.

“Sasukeeeeeeeeee!”

“Dobe.”

“TEME!”

“Usuratonkachi.”

“Why you...” Naruto jumped on him, clinging to his boyfriend tightly. Sasuke just pried his fingers off, and pushed him away slightly. “Where are we going today, Sasukun!”

“Beach.”

“The beach..?”

“Yep.” Sasuke's dark eyes flickered up to focus on blue. “Tonight, when everyone leaves. I used my bloodline to get a private time just for us.”

“Sas...”

Naruto was pulled down for a kiss, which he returned greedily. He never wanted Sasuke to leave him ever. He didn't think the raven could produce as much love as he did.

[Five hours later]

“Come on, dobe!” Sasuke said, packing his beach bag. Yeah, the Uchiha has a beach bag. It's filled with all sorts of good stuff. SPF-40 sunblock, sunglasses. The essentials.

Naruto jumped the last couple of steps, already changed into his swim trunks, with just a pale blue wife-beater clinging to his chest. Sasuke rolled his eyes as Naruto grabbed bright orange sandals.

“lets go!”

They poof-ed to the beach, and Naruto smiled happily. Even though he knew his ass would hurt later, he couldn't believe Sasuke was taking him to the beach. The raven hated beaches. They were filled with, as Sasuke told him numerous times, “fangirls who wanted to tear what little clothes he had on off!” Naruto laughed at the memory of the last time he, Sasuke, and Sakura were at the beach. That was a fun day.

Sasuke laid two towels on the sand, grimacing at the grittiness. But he knew it would pay off later.

“Dobe, let's go for a swim while we wait for the sun to set.”

“Kay!!”

They swam for what seemed hours, but was probably only half an hour. Sasuke had gotten splashed by Naruto numerous times, who in return, kept getting dunked.

Sasuke smirked as he saw what was coming, swimming around an oblivious Naruto who was floating and smiling.

Sasuke tapped the water to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb, and Naruto was gripped by a giant squid. He was in no danger of course; Sasuke had friends at the land of Water, where some shinobi had kekkei-genkais where they could change into fish, or talk to them, and make deals. Naruto had no idea about this though, and he let this fact known by screaming bloody murder.

Sasuke grabbed at Naruto's ankles in an attempt to get him into more shallow water, so he could watch what the squid would do to his dobe. He would have to thank Sanosuke later... After all, the squid, Ari, was his pet.

Naruto kept thrashing, but there was nothing he could do. He had left his ninja gear at home, hoping he and Sasuke could have a quiet, nonviolent date. He felt one of the squid's tentacles slide up his leg, into his trunks and squawked indignantly. He was getting molested by a squid!

Sasuke felt amusement, and arousal, as he watched one of the tentacles slip Naruto's bright orange swim trunks down to his knees, revealing his tanned penis. Naruto whimpered slightly; he did NOT like this, and if he found out Sasuke was behind this, the seme would pay dearly.

“Sasuke he—NGHHH!” the blond's pleas for help were cut off as a tentacle wrapped itself around the uke's length. The tentacle started moving itself up and down the shaft, and Naruto unconsciously closed his eyes at the feeling. Ari looked at Sasuke, as though asking for permission to go further. Sasuke just smirked, and allowed the squid to continue.

Dunking a tentacle inside the water to moisten it some more, Ari tightened its grip on the golden penis, forcing a loud moan to escape Naruto's blushed lips. When the squid thought he was lubed enough, he allowed the tentacle to tickle Naruto's opening, teasing it.

“Nghh...” Naruto whispered. Sasuke lowered himself in the water, so no one could see the obvious bulge inside his own dark blue shorts.

Ari thrust his tentacle inside Naruto quickly, causing a loud shriek of pain from his play-toy. The squid's mouth opened slightly as if it were either laughing or enjoying the feel.

“M-move..”

The squid looked at Sasuke, who nodded, amused at how much Naruto was enjoying getting fucked by a fish...Ew, now he would smell like fish... Sasuke thought only Sakura and Karin could pull that smell off. [AN: Sorry, Kari/Saku fans!!! I hate them ^^;]

Ari repeated thrusting in Naruto's ass, creating the most delicious noises. The kraken pumped Naruto's penis in time with its thrusts, and Naruto arched, unsure if he wanted to meet the squid's tentacles or move away from them. The squid chose for him though and used another arm to hold Naruto's hands above his head in bondage. Sasuke lowered himself farther in the water as he felt his shorts grow tighter as he watched Naruto moan with half-lidded, lust filled eyes.

Ari pressed one of his arms against Naruto's hard, dusty nipple and created a suction that made Naruto scream and writhe in pleasure. Combined with the suction, the tentacle on his hard—yet very close—cock and inside his ass, Naruto was on cloud nine, and he didn't want it to end. Ever. Even Sasuke couldn't pleasure him as much as he was getting now.... not that Naruto was stupid enough to tell him that...

The squid quickened its pace, and Naruto felt himself tighten before he released, spraying his semen on Ari and into the ocean, though that could be mistaken for foam. He rode his orgasm by pushing himself against the tentacles and collapsed. If it wasn't for Sasuke being there, he'd have fallen in and drown, but drowned happily.

“S-Sasu... w-what was that??” Naruto whispered. The raven smirked and pressed his hand against the squid's head, giving the signal to go away. The squid blinked its beady eyes then moved away, but not until tracing Naruto's hole with a tentacle for its own amusement.

Sasuke lifted his dobe into his arms and took him to the beach. He laid the exhausted blond onto his hideously orange towel and covered him with his own body. “Dobe.”

Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's pale neck and kissed him softly. “Not now, teme..”

“Dobe.” Sasuke warned. Naruto opened his bright blue eyes and cringed as he saw Sasuke's angry, lust-filled charcoals. “You've made something occur, and now you get to make it disappear.”

Naruto moaned softly as Sasuke thrust his hips against Naruto's flaccid penis. His length hardened quickly, and Sasuke smirked evilly as he trailed his hand down Naruto's skin. He loved the gold tint, almost as much as he loved the dobe himself.

“Sasuke...” Naruto mumbled. The raven bent down and kissed the blond's shoulder, trailing his lips up to Naruto's mouth and brushing against them. Naruto's eyes closed slightly before thrusting his hips against his teme's. Better get this done; he can sleep afterward.

Sasuke slipped off his own shorts and placed his penis against Naruto's entrance. The blond squirmed slightly before nodding, and the raven forced himself all the way inside. Naruto moaned; he didn't feel any pain since he was just fucked by a squid.

Sasuke gasped as Naruto's heat engulfed him, almost pushing him over the edge. But hell no, he was not going to be known as “quick to cum.” Naruto would never let him live it down!

He pulled Naruto's knees over his shoulders and pulled out, thrusting back into Naruto with a force he wasn't even sure he had. Naruto arched his back, moaning, and Sasuke took his nipple into his mouth.

“S-Sasuk-- Mmnnhh.”

Sasuke continued his assault on the boy's nipple, before licking Naruto's earlobe, which he knew would make the boy crazy with lust. And it did. Naruto flipped them to where Sasuke was on his back, and rode Sasuke hard and fast.

Sasuke smirked and thrust into Naruto's heat at a tempo that was different from Naruto's and all it did was increase the pleasure they were having. Their moans escaped their throats and echoed against the sand dunes.

Naruto closed his eyes as he saw stars. Sasuke had finally hit his prostate. Now if he could only angle his body so it would hit there all the time.

“Y-yes!” Naruto moaned loudly as Sasuke angled the uke for him. They're movements got erratic as they both felt their climax reaching. Sasuke reached up and pumped Naruto's penis at the same speed as their love-making. Naruto threw his head back with a loud moan and came against Sasuke's pale chest.

“Ahh!” the blond moved faster, riding out his orgasm, as Sasuke felt Naruto's walls tighten. It was enough to send him over the edge, and soon, Naruto was filled with Sasuke's semen. They moaned in sync and rode out the rest of their orgasms.

Naruto collapsed against Sasuke's chest, panting heavily. He felt so weak, so tired. Sasuke apparently did too, because the second his blond collapsed, he fell asleep, still inside Naruto's ass. Naruto smiled softly, gave Sasuke a quick kiss, and fell asleep.

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AN: Sorry, this sucks so much DX I couldn't think of much for it, and I got bored..