The Art of Belly Dancing

Kiki-chan: Oh wow, it seems a lot of people liked the first chapter. *grins* I am so happy because all the reviews I got for just the first chapter made me feel so good. Especially since I hadn’t counted on twelve reviews for just the first chapter (it took me a couple of chapters to get ten in Tadaima). So, I decided to get this next chapter for you guys because you’re so awesome (and well, Chibi Sango’s cookie kind of helped).
Note: There will be other pairings, I just haven’t decided them yet >.<
Enjoy!

“Roll Those Hips”

Sasuke fumed in mortified silence. The peons he had deemed worthy enough to be called his friends were clearly demons in disguise. He watched as even the great and famed Hyuuga Neji threw his head back and laughed freely. Students passing by were startled from the louder than normal volume the long haired boy was exuding. Next to him, Sai, in another cut off tank top, was giggling evilly behind his sketchbook while Ino, the only blonde currently sitting at their table, squealed in absolute fangirl delight.

“Oh, oh my God,” Neji gasped, trying get a handle on the hysterical laughter. “That is just so-”

“Shut up.”

“Sasuke-chan,” Ino called in a sing song voice as she sidled up to the red faced boy. “Will you wear the long sparkly skirts and the cut off tops?”

This made Neji laugh even harder and Sasuke watched as the boy doubled over. Tears were streaming down his face.

“Shut. Up.”

“Maybe,” Sai interjected with one of his creepy smiles, “Sasuke-kun can borrow some of my shirts to the class.”

Neji promptly slid off of his chair and disappeared underneath the table in a whirl of raven hair. Those who passed by backed away slowly from the quartet. Loud laughter floated up to taunt Sasuke and cries of, “Oh Kami, it hurts,” only made him angrier.

Once again, Sasuke was sure his mother was The Spawn of Satan out to ruin his life. He’d found out early this morning when he’d walked into the Food Hall at the University of Konoha that his friends already knew about the classes the poor Uchiha was forced to take. The fact that as soon as they had spotted him and started giggling like the little bastards they were had played a major part in figuring it out.

When Neji had finally manage to get a hold of himself to tell Sasuke how they knew, Sasuke’s face had drained of all blood (the second time in as many days). Apparently, his kind and loving mother had called his demented cousin, Sai, and asked if perhaps he would like to join Sasuke-chan and herself in taking belly dance classes. Sai had refused politely of course before hanging up to call Ino who immediately put Hyuuga on three way.

Sasuke pushed down the urge to shoot himself.

“Mou,” Sai commented, “It’s sad that such a young, virile man such as yourself must resort to such desperate measures in order to get laid.”

“That’s it. I don’t care what mom says, you’re going to die tonight and it’s going to be painful,” Sasuke promised, his glare setting off a fresh round of giggles.

“What’s so funny,” a quiet voice asked.

The four friends looked up to find Neji’s stoic boyfriend, Gaara, standing expressionless behind the long haired boy.

“Neji,” Sasuke warned as Gaara took the seat in between the two.

“S-Sasuke has to take belly dancing classes.” The tail end of the statement ended in hysterical laughter.

Sasuke growled and shot up from his chair. Neji, still laughing, got up and fled, leaving the cafeteria altogether.

“It’s okay, Sasuke-kun,” Sai called after the two, “Just roll those hips and you’ll be fine.”

Sasuke only snarled a few choice words back in his direction and disappeared after his long time friend.

Gaara, who had no idea what was happening, watched the his boyfriend and his boyfriend’s best friend vanish from sight before turning back to the table. The blonde girl had her arms wrapped around herself and with dazed eyes, she mumbled something about ‘hot man sex’ to herself. Slightly freaked out, he turned his head to face the smiling pale boy who giggled slightly.

“Can I draw your penis?”


“Please, Shika. I only need the first page!”

“Naruto, get off of me.”

“Please? How can you say no to this handsome face?”

“By exhaling air, my vocal cords vibrate and by shaping my mouth as I speak, the necessary sounds are produced.”

“Oh my God, you know it gets me hot when you talk dirty.”

The Nara Genius blinked. “Naruto. Get off.”

The blonde in question huffed and rolled off of his friend. Both boys were in the lazy boy’s dorm room, where Naruto had attempted to take advantage of the Nara’s half asleep mind to no avail. Even subconsciously, Shikamaru knew how to say no to the blonde’s stupidity.

“Well, if you aren’t going to let me copy, hurry up and get ready. We’ve got to find Kiba before he gets arrested for humping some unsuspecting girl’s leg.”

The young genius simply rolled his eyes and dragged himself out of bed without any sort of grace whatsoever to grab his clothes and wander over to the bathroom. Ten minutes later, he was dragging himself out of the bathroom fully dressed and found Naruto in the living room area sprawled on his couch. Shikamaru snorted and pulled on his shoes.

“You done yet,” the blonde called.

“Obviously,” the brunette answered back.

You're so mean to me,” Naruto whined.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes as he locked the door. Today was going to be a long day.


Neji had managed to double back and make it back onto the path leading to the Food Hall. “Sasuke, I’m sorry!”

The giggle that escaped him said otherwise.

“You and my mother, I swear. Demon spawn!”

“Mou, Sas-uke-chan,” Neji said, putting a bench between them. “Maybe it won’t be that bad.” Sasuke took a breath to calm himself at that. “After all, you’ve always been extra flexible. You’re mom is right. This will help you get laid.”

The tormented Uchiha saw red and chased the other laughing boy again. Neji, eyes squinted from laughter, didn’t see the tan brunette walking in front of him and crashed into the boy. Sasuke slowed to a stop a few feet behind them and looked up to find Kiba. Great, as if his day couldn’t have gotten worse.

“Inuzuka.” Next to the mutt was a , er, large boy eating a bag of chips. “Chouji-san.”

“Uchiha.”

“Hi, Sasuke-san!”

Neji rolled his eyes as he watched the two boys glare at each other.

“Kiiii-baaa!”

Everyone turned to stare at the blonde who was running in front of Shikamaru, arms flailing.

“Baka!”

“Mutt!”

This time, both Neji and Sasuke rolled their eyes.

“We have somewhere to be,” the Hyuuga interjected just as the other two boys caught up.

“Leaving so soon?” The blonde asked, grinning.

“Unlike you, idiot, other students actually try to get to class on time to do this thing called learning,” Sasuke retorted.

“Listen, teme,” the blonde snapped, but the raven was already walking away. Neji gave a shrug in apology and ran to catch up to his friend.

“Meh, leave them be. He'll always have that stick up his ass,” Kiba said. “But listen, I was in the courtyard and this girl was passing out pamphlets about some class held at the gym later and all these hot girls were getting one. I figure we don’t have to take the class, but if we get there for a workout a little before it ends, we’ll be getting major ass tonight.”

“What class?” Naruto asked excitedly as they walked on the path.

“A belly dance class.”

As Sasuke walked beside Neji to their first class, he inexplicably shivered.


Kiki-chan: I’m not entirely sure about this chapter. I mean, I like it, but it feels stilted to me. So please, please, review and tell me what you think.
Also, just because I already know this is going to happen, I know all your favorite stoic guys are somewhat OOC, but that’s to be expected considering that this is AU (and Sasuk’s crazy ass family is alive).
But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed it and the next one should be out soon (because I am on Thanksgiving break =D). Look forward to the first class!
Ja ne!