Shinobi Caroling
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,420
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means I do not own it and have gained nothing for writing this. I did not write the songs referenced in this fic and again, have received nothing but personal enjoyment from writing this.
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
It looked like the party was about to wind down after Naruto and Neji disappeared from the little lodge’s main room, but that wouldn’t have been very festive. There arouse a great clatter from one of the other bedrooms and a pale bottomed streak sped ‘round the tree, jumping and laughing and jiggling merrily! A blushing brown blur followed in tow, calling and crying “Kakashi! NO!”
The copy-nin just grinned at his chagrined lover and hopped about bowlegged and bare from waist down. “Damn-it Kakashi! Stop!”
Again, Kakashi grinned and began to sing at the top of his lungs as he danced bare-assed. “Jingle Balls!”
“Jingle Balls! Jingle all the way!”
Iruka made a lunge for his intoxicated lover, but missed. “Damn-it! See if I ever buy you another toy again!”
That’s when Genma noticed, dangling between Kakashi’s very pale legs, were two strands of silver bells. The red silk cord led up from those bells to Kakashi’s proudly ringed and caged cock and balls. Genma lost it. He doubled over in Raidou’s lap laughing hysterically. Who knew Iruka was a closet perv (although, Gen had ALWAYS suspected it)...
Once he was able to get himself under control, Gen let his pure tenor voice loose starting up a rather rousing version of Silver Bells.
Iruka almost throttled him. The only thing that saved the smart-assed senbon master was a very drunk, very pale, and now completely naked, jiggling, jingling, but still masked blur darting out the front door.
“Oh HELL! He’s loose!” Iruka cried as he stumbled out the door to try and catch Kakashi before he revealed far too much of himself to the rest of the village.
No one else could breathe for a while after that, they were all laughing too hard.
`fin`
It looked like the party was about to wind down after Naruto and Neji disappeared from the little lodge’s main room, but that wouldn’t have been very festive. There arouse a great clatter from one of the other bedrooms and a pale bottomed streak sped ‘round the tree, jumping and laughing and jiggling merrily! A blushing brown blur followed in tow, calling and crying “Kakashi! NO!”
The copy-nin just grinned at his chagrined lover and hopped about bowlegged and bare from waist down. “Damn-it Kakashi! Stop!”
Again, Kakashi grinned and began to sing at the top of his lungs as he danced bare-assed. “Jingle Balls!”
“Jingle Balls! Jingle all the way!”
Iruka made a lunge for his intoxicated lover, but missed. “Damn-it! See if I ever buy you another toy again!”
That’s when Genma noticed, dangling between Kakashi’s very pale legs, were two strands of silver bells. The red silk cord led up from those bells to Kakashi’s proudly ringed and caged cock and balls. Genma lost it. He doubled over in Raidou’s lap laughing hysterically. Who knew Iruka was a closet perv (although, Gen had ALWAYS suspected it)...
Once he was able to get himself under control, Gen let his pure tenor voice loose starting up a rather rousing version of Silver Bells.
Iruka almost throttled him. The only thing that saved the smart-assed senbon master was a very drunk, very pale, and now completely naked, jiggling, jingling, but still masked blur darting out the front door.
“Oh HELL! He’s loose!” Iruka cried as he stumbled out the door to try and catch Kakashi before he revealed far too much of himself to the rest of the village.
No one else could breathe for a while after that, they were all laughing too hard.
`fin`