Operation Ibiki Nookie

**Not sure why all the warnings didn't show up...but they are Anal, AU/AR, Bond, Humil, Language, M/M, Moresome, Oral, Rim, SoloM, Spank, Tort, Voy, WIP, Yaoi. If you DON'T like, please read no further. If you DO like...please enjoy!!

Chapter Two: Revenge of the Hangover

Genma woke to the two desk jockeys curled up on either side of him with a satisfied grin plastered on each of their faces. Genma brought an arm up to cover his face from the light that was filtering through his blinds. What the, he started to think, but images of the wild sex that the three had shared the previous night floated in his consciousness, allowing a sly smile to cross his own face. The smile faded rapidly when he remembered Gai. Oh fuck no, Genma silently pleaded to himself. Wiggling out from between the two bodies, he tried to sit himself up on his elbow to look around his room, hoping that a certain pair of green spandex was not thrown over a piece of his bedroom furniture. A huge sigh of relief left him when he spotted the hulk passed out, and still in his green attire, on the floor at the foot of the bed.
“Thank Tenjou!” he whispered to himself. Kotetsu stirred at the small sound, grinding his morning wood into the outer side Genma’s thigh. He looked down at the nin’s single white bandage that ran across his face and over his nose. His usually wild mane of hair was glued to his face from sweat and bed-head. Genma smiled, debating whether he had time for a quickie. Before he could conclude his thought, the other nin awoke on his other side, clearly with the same intention as his companion. The two were rubbing their hard flesh against Genma, and all reason left his thought.
“Screw a quickie, get your ass over here, you.” He pulled Izumo to straddle his lap. A groan left the man as he felt Genma’s cock harden under him. Genma reached a hand under the nin’s ass and probe his fingers in to determine if he was loose enough not to do damage. Kotetsu watched as his friend writhed in pleasure from the other’s touch.
“Oh man, I can still fill my cum in your hot ass.” Genma groaned. With strong arms, he lifted Izumo up to impale him on his cock, taking in the sweet heat that was Izumo. Arching his back, Izumo called out Genma’s name, nearing his release already.
“I don’t think so. Where’s my fun?” Kotetsu pouted as he crawled on top of Genma to grab Izumo’s purple rod in his wet mouth. Izumo grabbed Kotetsu’s shoulders to stabilize him self as he rode Genma’s hard cock, angling himself to hit his prostate with every stroke. Genma was lost in his own little pleasure world when he realized poor Kotetsu’s hard on swinging in his face.
“Can’t leave you out of the fun.” He said slyly. Opening his luscious lips, Genma slipped Kotetsu in his mouth, allowing his pleasure to vibrate in his throat. Kotetsu’s head threw back as he cried out in ecstasy. Izumo’s steady rhythm was faltering, becoming rough thrusts and irregular motions. Genma smirked, knowing that both men were ready to spill their loads. A couple more hard thrusts and-, Genma’s thoughts were interrupted.

Gai has awoken from the sounds of moaning and grunts coming from the bed, and had situated himself on the side so as he could watch the erotic threesome pump each other. Looking over, Genma suddenly lost interest, as he saw Gai stroking himself. Izumo began to frown when he no longer had anything to thrust upon, and looked over to see what had caused the lack of dick for him to fuck. His face, too, paled as he suddenly lost motivation to continue. Gai looked over at the three.
“Oh Come Now. Allow Me To Participate In Your Youthful Sport And Comradely Companionship.” His voice bellowed with a strong laughter to follow. Kotetsu, after getting off of Genma, looked down at the clock, found that they were late.
“Oh shit! Izumo, we gotta get down to the gate to open it, or Tsunade’s gonna make us do that thing again.” Izumo thought back to the last time the pervy Hokage made them fuck each other’s brains out in her office because they were late to the mission desk. Would it really be that bad? Izumo thought to himself.
As if he had heard what the other had said, Kotetsu answered, “Yeah, it would be. Hurry up love and get your shit together. After the morning crowd, I’ll take care of ya.” Kotetsu winked as he slapped Izumo’s ass. Genma let a small chuckle out as he watched the flirtatious duo dress and leave, throwing a “sayonara” over their shoulders before running out of his apartment.

Looking over at the taijutsu master on his bed, Genma frowned, trying to think how he would get the beast out of his apartment without a breakdown. Genma had heard horror stories from his friends about how a hung-over Gai would cry if he didn’t feel excepted. How am I going to let the big fellow down? He thought.

~*~*~

Iruka woke to Kakashi spooning him from behind. Grabbing his temples, Iruka cursed himself for drinking so much. A memory of the pale nin hanging over him and removing his mask surfaced, and a smile grew, spanning from ear to ear. I finally saw him, Iruka thought. His happy thoughts dissipated when he rolled over to see a naked Kakashi, spare for his mask. Iruka pouted, debating with himself whether it was a reality or a fantasy. Concluding that his drunken mind had made things up, he figured the jounin hadn’t shown him yet, so why would he have last night? Sighing lightly, Iruka curled up into Kakashi’s chest, allowing the steady heartbeat to slowly take him back to sleep. The silver haired man wrapped his arms tighter around Iruka, holding his warmth against his chest. Kakashi opened a lazy eye to look at his bedside clock. Closing his eye, he laughed inwardly as he thought about Naruto’s training with Tenzou. It was well past noon, and the two were still cuddling together. Iruka had the day off from teaching at the academy, but would have to do mission desk duty later in the evening. Kakashi never understood how the man pulled off two jobs and remained sane. Maybe that’s why he so kinky in bed? Kakashi pondered the notion, and then remembered his disappointment of the previous night. He pried the tried man away from his chest, looking down into the sleepy, deep brown eyes.
“Hn? What’s wrong Kakashi?” Iruka tried not to let his fears show as he asked.
“Oh, hm, nothing really.” Kakashi started. Iruka wasn’t sure where he was going with this, so he motioned his hand to allow Kakashi to continue.
“Well, it’s just, you kindda left me high and dry last night. Literally.” The displeasure obvious in his statement.
“I did no such thing! As I recalled, you pounded me into the mattress, and it was amazing!” Iruka concluded with a smile.
“Uh huh. And how’s your ass there ‘Ruka?” the jounin asked, waiting for the sweet answer he was looking for.
“Why its, uh,” Iruka rubbed his rump, not feeling a twinge of pain. “Hmm.” He gave a sheepish grin.
“You were saying?” Kakashi pressed for an answer.
“Oh my. Well. I’m just going to have to fix my little mistake, now won’t I?” Iruka said seductively. Kakashi groaned as Iruka wrapped his hand around Kakashi’s member and tugged slightly.
“As if there wasn’t anything else in this world I would love to do more, you my love, have to get cleaned up and presentable for the mission desk, while I have to rescue Tenzou.” Kakashi said. A glint crossed Iruka’s eyes as he lowered his mouth and let his tongue sweep over the swollen head in his hands.
“Gah! Iruka, kami! Seriously thought, we have to get going.” Kakashi cursed to himself for not allowing the man to continue. Oh how he loved the feeling of Iruka’s wet depth on his cock, but Tenzou and Naruto needed him. Grunting as he rolled out of bed, he hobbled over to the bathroom doorway and stopped to look over his shoulders.
“But if you are that adamant on finishing what you started,” his voice trailed as he left the bedroom. That oughta hook him, Kakashi thought. No sooner had he started the shower, Iruka walked in, swinging his hips coyly. God does he know how hot he is when he does that? Kakashi’s groined strained at the thought. He stepped into the shower, allowing Iruka to follow. As the warm water sprayed on his back, Kakashi watched the man pull out his ponytail, allowing the hair to sweep down, framing his tanned face. Kakashi reached a hand out to brush a finger over the scar on the man’s nose. Iruka kneeled down in front of Kakashi, grabbing hold of the pulsating flesh in front of him.
“Nggh!” Kakashi grunted. Iruka smiled as he took the cock deep in his mouth, making sure to look up at Kakashi with a grin. Kakashi allowed his hands to roam in the chuunin’s hair, placing a little pressure on the back of his head. Iruka took in the whole length, allowing his throat to spasm momentarily around Kakashi’s swollen cock.
“Oh Kami-sama!” Kakashi cried loudly. Iruka allowed the hot member to slip from his mouth, hearing a saddened Kakashi pout. Iruka brought his lips to kiss the inner lengths of Kakashi’s thighs, stopping before this scrotum. Parting his lips, Iruka took in one solid ball and began sucking gently, earning a new set of mews from the jounin. After satisfying one, he moved onto the next, rolling his tongue around it. Kakashi’s cock started to leak precum, knowing he was working up to his climax. Iruka grinned as he moved up to the base of his cock, applying a little bit of pressure.
“Not yet.” Iruka said softly as one of his hands came up to free his tongue. His wet muscle darted into his mouth quickly to rewet itself and leave a moist trail up the underside of the pulsing vein. Kakashi continued to moan, the sensation of being denied his release was becoming too much. Iruka licked around the underside of his sensitive head, watching, as it became impossibly harder, a nice purple color developing. Iruka allowed himself to lap up the few dribbles of liquid that has escaped the sensitive slit. Placing a kiss on top of his head, Iruka looked up.
“How are you feeling?” he asked coyly.
“Less talking, more,” Kakashi shot Iruka’s words from the previous night back at him but was cut off. Laughing, Iruka placed the impatient cock in his mouth, and removed his hand, granting Kakashi his need. Kakashi wrapped his fingers to fists in Iruka’s loose hair and trusted into his mouth, once, twice, and then he released his sperm into the awaiting mouth.
“Nggh, gah! Ahh!” Kakashi moaned as Iruka managed to swallow most of it, with only a little dribbling from the corners of his soft lips. Iruka stood to see the man panting, and a giant grin despite a wet mask in the way. Kakashi saw Iruka looking at his lips. He pulled down his mask and captured the shock man in a kiss, tasting himself within the cavity his tongue was exploring. Iruka molded into the man’s form, simply melting from the sensation that was Kakashi’s kiss. Iruka, feeling the need to breath, broke the kiss and stared into the handsome man’s face, memorizing every inch.
“Kami, you’re beautiful.” He spoke in barely and audible whisper. Kakashi answered in a laugh.
“That’s what you said last night.” Iruka gave a look of lust as he realized what he had dismissed as fantasy earlier, was indeed true.
“I love you.” Iruka told the silver haired man as his arms clamped around the taller nins neck.
“And I love what you do to me.” Kakashi replied with a smirk.

“Now wash up and get going, or you’ll be late.” Iruka said as he stepped from the shower and wrapped a towel around him to hang dangerously low on his hip. A buldge was evident through the material, and Kakashi knew the man’s arousal went without satisfaction. Kakashi groaned as he focused on anything BUT Iruka. He needed to relieve Tenzou, despite the fact that he’d much rather screw the teacher into his mattress and listen to him scream his name, over and over and over and; his mind came to as he realized a sudden tug as his skin stretched. Looking down at his rapidly hardening cock, Kakashi frowned as he turned the water on full cold.
“No more distractions.” He hissed to himself.

~*~*~

Kakashi was on his way to the training grounds when he heard a man shout out, “My Eternal Rival! And How Are You This Fine Afternoon?” Kakashi looked the man over carefully; something was off. Gai was happy, well, happier then normal, which was almost scary in its own right. Kakashi stopped and allowed the spandex clad man to approach him.
“I’m good, thanks for asking. How was your night?” Kakashi asked, but was almost afraid of the answer.
“Hmm.” The green nin scowled. “I Am Sure I Drank Too Much Seeing As How I Don’t Remember A Thing. But I Woke Up In My Clothes, So Nothing Happened.” Gai’s disappointed voice carried in the busy streets. Most civilians learned to keep a good radius away from him to spare their eardrums. Kakashi sighed in relief to know that the three nins he went home with were spared, until he saw Genma in the distance. The poor man was hobbling down the road in obvious discomfort. His single uncovered eye darted back to the man before him.
“I thought you didn’t do anything last night?” Kakashi asked, while raising an eyebrow. Gai turned around and saw what Kakashi was alluding to. A monstrous chuckle rumbled in the man’s chest.
“As I Said Rival, Nothing Happened Last Night. This Morning Was A Different Youthful Mater.” Gai said as he slapped the back of the silver haired mans flack jacket.
“Well, I Must Find My Shining Apprentice. I Promised I’d Spar Him Today. Care To Join The Manly Festivities?” Gai asked in a loud voice. Kakashi shook his masked head as he continued to watch the poor jounin make his way down the street.
“Until Our Next Challenge Then?” Gai said as he took off towards the sparing grounds. Kakashi couldn’t wait another moment, sprinting up to the uncomfortable man.
“What the hell happened to you?” Kakashi asked, allowing his concern to show. Genma looked up into the only eye visible.
“Gai. That’s what happened.” Genma replied weakly. Kakashi rolled his eye.
“I got that from my conversation with him. You didn’t, I mean, you know? ” Genma let his eyes fall downwards, trying not to think about how he would never live this one down.
“Oh sweet Kami, he fucked you, didn’t he?” Kakashi couldn’t contain his giddy laughter.
“Shh, man, I still have some pride.” Genma tried to hush the laughing nin.
“Or better yet, you let him. Didn’t you?” Kakashi added. Genma blushed as Kakashi continued his bursts of laughter.

Feeling bad for Genma, Kakashi helped him over to the nearest tea stall, watching him wince as he tried to sit on the stool. More laughter entered Genma’s ears as he tried desperately not to think about his sore rump.
“C'mon, spill.” Genma shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
“Well last night was amazing.” He started. A young female came and place two steaming glasses in front of the men, before she bowed and walked to her other customers. “As I was saying, those desk jockeys know how to rock a mans’ world.” Kakashi grinned, thinking of the possibilities. Genma took a sip of the hot liquid, willing it to sooth his insides.
“So, this morning?” Kakashi asked encouraging the man to continue. Genma swallowed another sip before placing the cup back on the table.
“So the three of us were having another go, you know, in this really kinky position.” Genma wiggled his eyebrows to let the silver haired man think what he wanted. “When Gai woke and started masturbating to us.” Genma finished in a sour tone. Kakashi cracked out a harsh laughter as Genma pleaded with his hands for the jounin to silence him.
“I can’t wait to tell Iruka.” He said aloud. Genma’s eyes widened.
“No! You gotta keep this to yourself. My ass hurts as it is, I don’t need my pride to take a beating too.” Genma pleaded as he winced, shifting positions again. Kakashi curbed his emotions, and looked back at the sad man.
“So? What happened next?” Kakashi said while inwardly laughing. Genma frowned.
“Needless to say, he killed the mood.” His voice was flat. “So Kotetsu and Izumo had to hurry to get to their post at the gate, and left me to fend for myself.” Genma grabbed his cup and drank the remained while Kakashi waited patiently. “So there he was, on my bed, fondling himself. And then all the stories that you all have told about an over emotional Gai flooded to my mind, and I didn’t feel like dealing with that first thing in the morning. Gai coaxed me over to the bed, and I thought ‘Sure, a little petting, and then send him on his way’. Well, two hours later,” Kakashi tried desperately to stifle his laughter, allowing only small sounds to escape his throat. “So there you have it. Now if you were a true friend, you’d take my gate duty and let me go home to rest.” Genma threw out, hoping the man would take pity on him. Kakashi shook his head.
“No can do. As it is, I’m late for Naruto training.” Kakashi stood and walked off, merging into the crowd. Genma looked down at his glass.
“Shimatta! He stiffed me for the bill!” Genma cursed.

~*~*~

Tenzou laid on the flat of his back, gasping sharply for any little air molecule his lungs could suck in. A spiky blonde haired face popped into his view.
“C'mon Yamato! I gotta get this technique right. Get up you lazy captain!” Naruto said as he tried to pull the shaky man to his feet.
“Naruto, wait.” Tenzou pleaded. “I need to catch my breath.” Naruto frowned and sat down beside the man.
“Kakashi would keep training with me.” Naruto said, trying to jeer the man into continuing. Tenzou frowned at the mention of the jounin’s name. Pulling out his wallet, Tenzou rummaged looking for some money. He pulled out a few bills and waved them in front of Naruto.
“How about you go take a lunch, ano, an energy refilling break?” Tenzou said trying to entice the boy to leave him be. Naruto grabbed the money and began to run to the edge of the clearing.
“Thanks Yamato! I won’t be long!” The orange ninja finally disappeared from his sight. Tenzou fell backwards to look up at the sky, when another familiar face popped into his view.

“Oi.” Kakashi said while looking down at the exhausted man, watching as squinting eyes returned a glare at him. Kakashi looked around the training ground, taking in the number of craters denting the field. With a frown, Kakashi stated, “His kyuubi chakra came out that many times, eh?” Tenzou could do nothing but scowl at the man standing above him.
“Are you here to help me train him, or to just state the obvious?” he asked sharply. Kakashi squatted next to him, reaching back and laid beside him.
“Sorry to have kept you waiting. You look like shit.” Kakashi added.
“You think? The boy has depleted all of my reserve and now my wallet.” Tenzou frowned. Kakashi chuckled to himself. He loved how Tenzou acted when he was cranky; he would dropped his usual good manners and replace it with a quick sharp wit. He even stopped referring to him as senpai. Kakashi moved his arm to place it behind his head, as he got comfortable, while the other hand pulled out the familiar orange book.
“The duo seduced Genma last night.” He stated casually. Tenzou’s anger was fading, finding he couldn’t stay angry at his senpai for long. Tenzou nodded, remembering the sight the previous night of Genma caught with his pants falling down. A snort and giggle erupted from Tenzou, momentarily shocking Kakashi as he lost his place on the page.
“And I suppose you had a good time too, ne senpai?” He asked, finding enough energy to roll over and face the reading nin.
Kakashi allowed a smirk to situate itself on his face before replying, “The night was disappointing, but Iruka made up for it this morning.” Tenzou looked back up at the clouds, feeling that he was the only one who didn’t get any.
“Kuso,” he muttered under his breath as he realized his body betrayed him. Kakashi eyed the buldge that was making its presence known in Tenzou’s pants. Tenzou rolled onto his other side, so that his back now faced Kakashi, hiding his blush.
Nervously, he asked, “Senpai, what are you up to tonight? I’m going to be making my special beef with bell peppers if you’d like to come over.” Kakashi let the book rest on his chest as his hand behind his neck reached out to stroke the side of Tenzou’s arm. But before he could respond to the offer, a familiar high pitched voiced screamed his name, and it was getting closer.
“KAAAKAAASHIIIIIIIIIII!” Naruto screamed across the training field as he ran up to his teacher. Kakashi sat up on his elbows and took in the giant grin that was on the spiky blondes face. Skidding to a halt, Naruto kicked up a dust cloud as he now stood in front of his teachers. Naruto saw the two men were not getting up, so he decided to plop down where he was, continuing to beam his infectious smile.
“Thanks Yamato! Lunch was great! But I didn’t have enough for the eight bowls I ordered. So the old man said I could put it on your tab.” Naruto explained happily. Tenzou groaned as he brought his arm up to cover his eyes. Kakashi chuckled at the almost sobbing man, when he decided it was time he took Naruto away.
“I’ll be over at seven, go rest up.” Kakashi said sympathetically. While turning to the blonde, Kakashi said, “Hey Naruto, why don’t I show you something?” Kakashi stood and placed a hand on the black and orange ninja’s back, effectively dragging him away from the melancholy captain.

TBC

AN: Again un-beta'd sorry. Let me know if you find some mistakes. Oh and Gai fans...I'm sorry :( The Big Green Beast is shot down in this fic for my amusement. Sorry...needed comedic relief and who better then the spandex-clad nin? Yeah >.< Um...so chapter three I think I'm going to split up...and will post the first part shortly :D Post a comment, (preferably a nice one)Sorry >.< Please keep reading!