Bullseye

You know,Kakashi-san,jealousy is a sign that you don't trust people.If you're only interested sexually in my brother,then you can forget that though.If you plan to have a serious relationship with him,then I suggest you trust him and learn to give him up.That way you may receive his heart in return.But if you hurt him,at the risk of my life I will kill you,and rest assured,I can do that even to the famous Hatake Kakashi of the Thousand Techniques... was what she said.Kakashi ran those words through his mind the thousandth time.Of course he wasn't interested only sexually,reason why he was standing in the tree in front of Iruka's class,with his chackra hidden,observing the man.Not stalking,just observing,trying to get to know a person from afar,see from the other side of the window.

Trust him and learn to give him up,those were the words.He knew tons of things about trust,but what she meant by giving him up,Kakashi had no clue whatsoever.He was trying to win him,her condition was learn to give him up.He was supposed to be a genius,dammit,yet had no clue what she meant.
"Yo.What brings you here,Sasuke?"

"Take a shot on guessing..."

The lesson was over and the students left enthusiastically.Iruka was cleaning the blackboard when the blond jonin entered.

"Naruto?"

"No,I'm here to see the sensei...Speaking of which,I knew you were perverted,Kakashi,but I never imagined you as a stalker..."

"You look more convincing than me,Sasuke.Not that it's any of my business,but Naruto has the chance of getting skinned by your fanclub and you by his,however small.Keep in mind Hinata is in it..."

"And why is that a problem?"

"Women with big breasts are usually a problem.Well,as big as hers,the Hokage's and Kira's.Women like that hide tons of chackra and power in them,and I learned that the hard way..."

"Speaking of which,aren't you a bit suicidal to go for Iruka-sensei?Not that it's any of my business..."

"I'm afraid she will also be your problem..."

"Do enlighten me,why?"

"Kira is Iruka's sister,correct?"

"Yes,and?"

"Iruka's most dear person,aside his sister,well,before we knew he had a sister was..."

"Naruto.And you think she's gonna do something about me and Naruto?Now what makes you say that?"

"I was threatened to get serious by her.She actually promised me that she has the willingness and strength to kill,at the cost of her life.She seems willing to get rid of everything that hurts Iruka,and seeing Naruto hurt will hurt Iruka...I've had a small clash wit Kira and Shin a few years ago and they proved their strength."

"What's Sakura's brother have to do with this?"

"Remember yesterday?"

"They're together.And?"

"He's willing to go through hell and back for her..."

"Oh...That sucks.So instead of getting Naruto's ass like I was hoping,I'll have to choose between all of Naruto or nothing?"

"That's pretty much it...Sucks,doesn't it?"

As Sasuke nodded,small needles traced their forms on the tree they were leaning against.They looked at eachother,then down,since a sound came from there.

"You know,observing can often be mistaken for stalking..." Kira said to them,then left.Sasuke vanished into a puff of smoke,but Kakashi remained and continued debating on the pros and cons.

The pros were: Iruka did look great,brown hair and black eyes,and the caramel skin to go with,not to mention,thanks be to Kira,he managed to get a few good looks at Iruka with his hair down,Iruka without his shirt and a full view of his clothed ass,none of which disappointed Kakashi.Another pro was he was an interesting man,they shared quite a few hobbies,he knew how to animate a conversation,he'd have the honor of eating his cooking once and it was pretty good.

The cons summed up the the fact that he was gonna get killed by Kira if he did things wrong.She did seem willing to help him,however.That much was certain.What was also certain was that he needed a drink.He vanished in a puff of smoke and re-appeared in one of the bars he usually drinks.Much to his surprise,they had hired a singer and a violin player.They were quite talented,the girl had a childish voice but her song went straight to the heart.The violin also helped.But those two weren't the ones he wanted to see at the moment.

"Kakashi-san,you seem troubled...Whatever brings wrinkles to the inch of your face?" Kira said in her childish,fake voice.

"You know,I've been bothered by what you said.I guess I'm not used to death threats and being read that easily..."

"Which part,exactly?I know you're not that big of a dimwit to not understand everything..."

"The part about learning to give him up..."

"Since it's way easier said than done,it comes from an old proverb which says: 'If you love something,let it go.If it comes back it's yours for eternity,if it doesn't,it was never yours...'.Right before I left the village,the Sandaime Hokage told me and Ruka this proverb,because I hesitated to leave Ruka.I do love Ruka and would do anything for him,so I decided I had to leave him,so that I could return to him and him to me.In case Ruka isn't interested in you and desires someone else,you have to be prepared to give him up and moreover,be by his side when he needs support in his relationship and so on.Things I would do.It's not certain I'm gonna live for long.DO you understand what I said now,Kakashi?"

"So in case you die and I get rejected,I have to take your place.You are one twisted woman..." he said that sarcastically,he made the sentence as a joke.He understood she wanted him to love Iruka,not just like him.

"Just don't think of the worst scenario,get on my good side and I might help you with that.Just be prepared to go through hell..."