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Chapter 2
Kakashi sweat-dropped while nervously while surveying his normally loudest member of the team. By God did he hate that look on the blond child's face. What, did Sasuke give out enough last night? Kakashi chuckled at his own private joke, gaining the attention of his other two team-mates.
"YOU'RE LATE KAKASHI-SENSEI!!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs, whilst pointing at their still chuckling sensei.
"Sorry, but I had to discover life's mystery on why Donald duck wears a towel when he gets out of the shower while not normally wear pants (1) and then I had to help this poor cat who was crawling around on it's stomach because it had tape on his hea-" Kakashi began.
"LIAR!!" Sakura once again tried her best to burst everyone's eardrums in the immediate ten mile radius.
The team once again fell silent and turned to their abnormally quite team-mate – who was still sitting there chuckling to himself, the cat-like grin still present on the boy's face. The team sweat-dropped.
"Right, well team, we have some missions today," Kakashi began to detail the numerous D-rank missions the had to complete that day, sighing in relief as he finally got his blond team-mate's attention, "We will begin with finding Tora – Mrs. Daimyo's (2) cat, who has gone missing."
The silent 'again' echoed in everyone's mind. Naruto couldn't help the eat shit grin that widened on his face. He clenched his fist as fire burned in his eyes – much like Lee. 'Oh hell yes!! It's time for payback.' Naruto thought. It was going to be even better seeing he was going to get the 'Devil Cat' back twice in a row. He smirked Uchiha-like, causing his team-mates to back up a couple of steps. The little tape on head thing he came across was a classic, causing the 'Devil Cat' to back up crouching low on the ground, as it thought that something was above it. (3) Oh, this was beginning to be a good day. Naruto walked ahead to start the mission, his team-mates warily walking behind him. He had a prank to finalise.
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"Naruto, where have you been? We already started scouting Tora without you," Sakura yelled as her team-mate ran over to them scratching behind his head while hiding something in his back pocket.
"Sorry Sakura, I'm ready now. Let's start!" Naruto replied as he put in his headset.
Sakura wasn't the only one to notice the lack of chan behind her name, Sasuke looking concernedly at his dobe wondering what he was up to.
"Right, let's split. We know that Tora, the cat is here," Kakashi began as he made a cross on a make-do map in the dirt, "So we will have to corner it here," marking another cross with some arrows signifying the team members, "and Sasuke can get in from behind and make a grab for it while we distract it from here. Agreed?"
A chorus of 'Right' replied and the team set off to their positions.
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Sasuke was a little late in getting into position as he was distracted by a small present that he found at his feet. At first he didn't take much notice of it, about to throw it in the trash – it wouldn't be the first time a fangirl decided to give him a gift. He didn't care for nor want any of those gifts. He was just about to reach out and grab it – to throw it in the bin – when he noticed that it was wrapped in bright orange paper – not that neatly either – and had an even brighter orange bow on it. He hesitated, this had Naruto written all over it. Slowly, he pulled away from it and with one last glance, left it sitting all so innocently in the dirt.
"You're not going to get me that easily dobe," Sasuke muttered to himself hurrying off to his position.
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Kiba was wandering around, Akamaru on top his head. His team was suppose to be at the training fields, doing just that – training, however, he was a little tired of the same old mundane. Hence the reason he put his ninja skills to use and snuck off while his team-mates were distracted with their training. Well, he did live with an overbearing mother and sister – in a compound full of nin-dogs, so he had lots of practice surprisingly enough.
He turned the corner and his eyes went straight to an innocently enough present sitting in the dirt. He felt giddy as he danced his way over to the present.
"Who'da thought? A present for me?!!" Kiba let out a gir-manly squeal as he picked up his gift, "Wonder who left it here for me."
He conveniently forgot that he was suppose to be at the training fields training. He lifted the gift up to his ear and rattled it – it didn't make much noise. He curiously opened it a little and gave it a whiff.
He sneezed.
Curiously he opened it fully and looked inside. He narrowed his eyes at the gift.
Dried leaves.(4)
"Who in their right mind would give dried leaves to a person?" Kiba asked Akumaru, who was sitting in his usual spot on his head. Akumaru took a sniff at the leaves and sneezed.
"Whatever, a gift is a gift," he concluded and stuffed the gift into his back pocket.
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"Sasuke in position," Sasuke's voice sounded from the team's headset.
"Alright, Team 7 in position. Everyone remember the plan... Naruto?" Kakashi's voice replied.
"Yeah yeah, I get it. We don't have to go through it again," the blond said.
"Shut up Naruto before it gets away from us again... Ok, Tora is ready. Let's begin the advance," Sakura's voice snapped in.
The team slowly advanced while Sasuke stayed hidden in his position behind the 'Devil Cat'. The team stopped suddenly, afraid to even breathe as the cat lifted his head into the air and sniffed delicately. They all watched as the cat's eyes glazed over some and it swayed unsteadily out of its crouched position.
'Yes, it's working,' Naruto thought, silently thanking Suko-baachan that gave him the plant. However he like the rest of his team was surprised as Tora suddenly shot out from the bush and ran – albeit unsteadily in a zig-zagging motion – to the left – and not behind as expected.
'What the hell?!'
A rather girly scream echoed through the forest, shortly followed by barks and yowling, as Tora went not to the confused looking Uchiha that came out of hiding to see what was going on, but towards an unsuspecting Kiba, who was currently trying to get the cat out of his pants while his dog-nin attacked his legs.
He screamed once more as Akumaru accidentally bit him on his ass.
"Oh shit," Naruto whispered, as his team started attacking Kiba to get their mission – the cat, "There goes Plan A."
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TBC
(1) I normally think strange things like this, and I know I'm not the only one.
(2) Thanks to those who let me know their names. I know she is the Fire Daimyo's wife (now), so I just called her Mrs. Daimyo.
(3) This is true. If you place some sticky tape on top a cat's head, it will continue to crouch down, backing up thinking something is above them. It's very funny and does NOT hurt them in anyway. I do NOT condone animal cruelty.
(4) It's catnip.
"YOU'RE LATE KAKASHI-SENSEI!!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs, whilst pointing at their still chuckling sensei.
"Sorry, but I had to discover life's mystery on why Donald duck wears a towel when he gets out of the shower while not normally wear pants (1) and then I had to help this poor cat who was crawling around on it's stomach because it had tape on his hea-" Kakashi began.
"LIAR!!" Sakura once again tried her best to burst everyone's eardrums in the immediate ten mile radius.
The team once again fell silent and turned to their abnormally quite team-mate – who was still sitting there chuckling to himself, the cat-like grin still present on the boy's face. The team sweat-dropped.
"Right, well team, we have some missions today," Kakashi began to detail the numerous D-rank missions the had to complete that day, sighing in relief as he finally got his blond team-mate's attention, "We will begin with finding Tora – Mrs. Daimyo's (2) cat, who has gone missing."
The silent 'again' echoed in everyone's mind. Naruto couldn't help the eat shit grin that widened on his face. He clenched his fist as fire burned in his eyes – much like Lee. 'Oh hell yes!! It's time for payback.' Naruto thought. It was going to be even better seeing he was going to get the 'Devil Cat' back twice in a row. He smirked Uchiha-like, causing his team-mates to back up a couple of steps. The little tape on head thing he came across was a classic, causing the 'Devil Cat' to back up crouching low on the ground, as it thought that something was above it. (3) Oh, this was beginning to be a good day. Naruto walked ahead to start the mission, his team-mates warily walking behind him. He had a prank to finalise.
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"Naruto, where have you been? We already started scouting Tora without you," Sakura yelled as her team-mate ran over to them scratching behind his head while hiding something in his back pocket.
"Sorry Sakura, I'm ready now. Let's start!" Naruto replied as he put in his headset.
Sakura wasn't the only one to notice the lack of chan behind her name, Sasuke looking concernedly at his dobe wondering what he was up to.
"Right, let's split. We know that Tora, the cat is here," Kakashi began as he made a cross on a make-do map in the dirt, "So we will have to corner it here," marking another cross with some arrows signifying the team members, "and Sasuke can get in from behind and make a grab for it while we distract it from here. Agreed?"
A chorus of 'Right' replied and the team set off to their positions.
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Sasuke was a little late in getting into position as he was distracted by a small present that he found at his feet. At first he didn't take much notice of it, about to throw it in the trash – it wouldn't be the first time a fangirl decided to give him a gift. He didn't care for nor want any of those gifts. He was just about to reach out and grab it – to throw it in the bin – when he noticed that it was wrapped in bright orange paper – not that neatly either – and had an even brighter orange bow on it. He hesitated, this had Naruto written all over it. Slowly, he pulled away from it and with one last glance, left it sitting all so innocently in the dirt.
"You're not going to get me that easily dobe," Sasuke muttered to himself hurrying off to his position.
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Kiba was wandering around, Akamaru on top his head. His team was suppose to be at the training fields, doing just that – training, however, he was a little tired of the same old mundane. Hence the reason he put his ninja skills to use and snuck off while his team-mates were distracted with their training. Well, he did live with an overbearing mother and sister – in a compound full of nin-dogs, so he had lots of practice surprisingly enough.
He turned the corner and his eyes went straight to an innocently enough present sitting in the dirt. He felt giddy as he danced his way over to the present.
"Who'da thought? A present for me?!!" Kiba let out a gir-manly squeal as he picked up his gift, "Wonder who left it here for me."
He conveniently forgot that he was suppose to be at the training fields training. He lifted the gift up to his ear and rattled it – it didn't make much noise. He curiously opened it a little and gave it a whiff.
He sneezed.
Curiously he opened it fully and looked inside. He narrowed his eyes at the gift.
Dried leaves.(4)
"Who in their right mind would give dried leaves to a person?" Kiba asked Akumaru, who was sitting in his usual spot on his head. Akumaru took a sniff at the leaves and sneezed.
"Whatever, a gift is a gift," he concluded and stuffed the gift into his back pocket.
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"Sasuke in position," Sasuke's voice sounded from the team's headset.
"Alright, Team 7 in position. Everyone remember the plan... Naruto?" Kakashi's voice replied.
"Yeah yeah, I get it. We don't have to go through it again," the blond said.
"Shut up Naruto before it gets away from us again... Ok, Tora is ready. Let's begin the advance," Sakura's voice snapped in.
The team slowly advanced while Sasuke stayed hidden in his position behind the 'Devil Cat'. The team stopped suddenly, afraid to even breathe as the cat lifted his head into the air and sniffed delicately. They all watched as the cat's eyes glazed over some and it swayed unsteadily out of its crouched position.
'Yes, it's working,' Naruto thought, silently thanking Suko-baachan that gave him the plant. However he like the rest of his team was surprised as Tora suddenly shot out from the bush and ran – albeit unsteadily in a zig-zagging motion – to the left – and not behind as expected.
'What the hell?!'
A rather girly scream echoed through the forest, shortly followed by barks and yowling, as Tora went not to the confused looking Uchiha that came out of hiding to see what was going on, but towards an unsuspecting Kiba, who was currently trying to get the cat out of his pants while his dog-nin attacked his legs.
He screamed once more as Akumaru accidentally bit him on his ass.
"Oh shit," Naruto whispered, as his team started attacking Kiba to get their mission – the cat, "There goes Plan A."
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TBC
(1) I normally think strange things like this, and I know I'm not the only one.
(2) Thanks to those who let me know their names. I know she is the Fire Daimyo's wife (now), so I just called her Mrs. Daimyo.
(3) This is true. If you place some sticky tape on top a cat's head, it will continue to crouch down, backing up thinking something is above them. It's very funny and does NOT hurt them in anyway. I do NOT condone animal cruelty.
(4) It's catnip.