Welcome to Konoha Academy
I'M NOT A DOBE
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Warning: Future class=SpellE>Yaoi, overprotective Minato, SasuNaru,
nice Orochimaru, and an alive
Obito
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School
hyper blond who believes himself to love boobs. But
suddenly he’s thrown into a school full of males, and most are class=SpellE>are gay or bi. Can he survive there or can Minato, class=SpellE>Naruto’s father, do anything to protect his only son from
the perverted, sly and powerful also an Uchiha?
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Chapter 2: I’M NOT class=GramE>A DOBE
On his first day entering
he was expecting to meet a lot of male students. But on the journey from the
office to the High School Dorm, he had just met a few of them. He frowned then
asked Sarutobi, whom he had followed in behind, “Why
are there just a few students in here?”
Sarutobi lit his favorite pipe in
his right hand as he replied, “They must be going to the center of town, since
they usually go to the town library to do their homework, or maybe going to
play. Some of them like to sleep or just lock themselves in their room on these
days.”
“Oh,” was all Naruto could say.
He felt nervous about his first day entering school. He was
experiencing a different feeling than his first time stepping in this school.
Those students who entered this school now had achieved their goal and become
successful men. Many of those students are geniuses and talented. He wondered
why he was chosen, since he was sure he didn’t have such incredible skills to
be proud of.
He was brought out from his own musings as he realized they
had already entered a room like the school’s office, but more exquisite and complete
with everything needed. The wall was done in tasteful white and black. Right in
the middle of the room itself, there was a huge brown-colored desk that was put
near a table where a computer, fax, phone and printer were placed. A lot of
books and document cases were also placed neatly on bookcases, which were
lining the wall alongside the door. A few potted plants were put in the right
corner of the room. A lot of paperwork was scattered around the desk while a
young male furiously typed on his laptop, sitting on the blue-colored leather
swivel chair behind the desk.
The young male was dressed in a formal business outfit. A
navy blue Armani jacket was rumpled as occasionally he would stray from his
place, his black tie he was wearing was in a bad knot, and one button at the
top of his white shirt was unbuttoned. Black eyes focused on his laptop; class=SpellE>Naruto recognized the male before him. Before class=SpellE>Sarutobi could utter his name, he was cut off as the blond
cried out in joy, “OBITO-NII!!!!”
It was then the male stopped writing, lifting his head to
look at the blond who’d called him before. Black eyes widened in recognition;
he then stood up and ran straight to the blonde as he crushed class=SpellE>Naruto to him, giving a loving hug to him. class=SpellE>Sarutobi’s eyes never left them as his old and worn dark
eyes watched them curiously.
“Naruto, why did you take so long?
I have been waiting for you since your dad called me.” Obito
roughly ruffled the untamable mop of blond hair, making it messier.
“Mou, why did he tell you first? I
wanted to tell you myself,” Naruto pouted. class=SpellE>Obito just chuckled, ruffling the blond hair more. It was
then they heard a cough from Sarutobi. class=SpellE>Obito gave a sheepish grin, rubbing the back of his neck as
he said, “I’m sorry, Sarutobi-sama.”
Sarutobi just smiled, “class=GramE>It’s okay. Now give him a warm welcome, since he will live
in here right now. Make him comfortable in here so he won’t miss his dad. And
because you’re the one he knew here, I thought it better that you give him a
show tomorrow about this school.”
Obito saluted to the old man,
“Right, Sir.” Sarutobi just chuckled then left them
alone to have a private chat. As Obito made sure class=SpellE>Sarutobi left the room, and he was sure no one heard them,
he gave a mischievous grin at the blonde. “Now Naru-chan,
I believe you must tell me how you came to be here and met Sarutobi-sama
since your fiasco of a father never tells me anything?”
Naruto gulped as he saw the dark
look on Obito’s face.
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In his own dorm, Naruto laid
lazily on the bed, not too caring about the mess around his room, not bothering
changes his previous clothes. He was undisturbed by the smell of sweat and
dirt, also the smell of car on his clothes. He let himself be caught on the
clean and fresh smell of the room, and also the soft and warm touch of his bed.
But he decided to change his clothes reluctantly since he
was sure his own father would haunt him if he didn’t act like an adult. Sighing
as he undressed and put on his ridiculous pajamas, he threw his clothes on the
floor then collapsed onto the bed.
He was obviously tired, very tired. Today he’d told many
stories to Obito. Like how their lives were in class=SpellE>Hattoji. When his father and he struggled
for life ever since the death of his mother. Or how occasionally class=SpellE>Tsunade-baba and Ero class=SpellE>Sennin—the title Jiraiya got
after he always told them that he met and was taught by a Sage—helped them to
recover from the past.
Suddenly a few students came to the office, which made class=SpellE>Naruto cut off his stories. The three males walked toward
them. One of them on the right had unruly black hair, red long tattoos painted
over both of his cheeks, black eyes that looked happy, and Naruto
must say his face looked wild. The male in the middle, he must he say, looked
bored, black eyes never took notice to all around him, and he always yawned,
not bothering to cover his mouth. His black hair was tied like a pineapple on
his head. The last one had long messy brown hair so he wore a red bandana to
not let his hair become more messy. Black eyes were
covered by his eyelids as he walked while eating his own snack that he held in
his hand. While two of them were thin and muscled, the one who was eating his
snack is big and fat.
“Hey Obito-sensei!!!!” the
tattooed man waved as he approached them, and the others followed. Their black
eyes settled on Naruto, watching him curiously.
“Hey Kiba, I’d like to introduce
my sensei’s son, his name is Naruto, class=SpellE>Naruto Uzumaki. He’s still a new
student here. Just came this afternoon.” Obito nudged
Naruto to the tattooed male, whose name is class=SpellE>Kiba. “And this is Kiba, class=SpellE>Kiba Inuzuka, the lover of
animals, especially dogs; call him dog breath.” Kiba’s
eyebrow twitched in annoyance as he heard the insult from Obito’s
mouth.
“Oh, and there, the lazy man who always looks class=GramE>sleepy, is Shikamaru Nara. And class=GramE>the one…” class=SpellE>Obito paused before he continued. “The one who’s eating a
snack is Chouji Akamichi.”
Then Obito leaned over to class=SpellE>Naruto’s ear whispering, “Don’t ever call class=SpellE>Chouji fat. He will be so angry. Last time he was insulted
by the nickname of fat, one of the yakiniku restaurants was destroyed and
almost unfixable. I’m warning you, don’t insult him with the fat word no matter
what, understand?”
Naruto gave Obito
a wide-eyed look of surprise before Obito’s serious
expression transformed into a cheerful look as he announced, “By the way, they
will be your classmates tomorrow.”
Kiba grinned and thrust his hand
into Naruto’s, Naruto
couldn’t help but also grin as he answered by shaking the hand with his own
before he gave him a friendly smile, “Hey blondie,
nice to meet ya.”
“Nice to meet ya
too.”
It was after that fateful night when Kiba
and the others dragged him, or rather Kiba dragged
all of them except Obito-niichan since he’d had to
finish his paperwork, if not he would be killed by someone else. He made good
friends with several people, and obviously now he has a new partner in doing
ridiculous and invisible pranks, namely Kiba.
He couldn’t wait for tomorrow. He will have so many friends
tomorrow. Closing his eyelids and letting darkness claim him brought him to a
peaceful sleep.
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Sasuke looked bored, very bored.
He found there’s nothing exciting today. He dragged his feet lazily through the
corridor of school to his own class. He wore the usual standard uniform of
pants nicely hugged his legs, white linen shirt buttoned neatly, and red blazer
plus black silk tie matched perfectly on him.
Today he took a Japanese class from his cousin, class=SpellE>Obito Uchiha. Obito
was his favorite and most annoying cousin. He was the nicest and the most
understanding cousin, but he’s annoying in the fact that the man couldn’t shut
up and has a loud voice. It was then he heard a familiar loud booming voice calling
him and the sound of hurried steps, which each time echoed louder. class=GramE>“SASUKE!!!!”
He groaned, irritated as he was aware his long-time friend, class=SpellE>Suigetsu, approached him. Even though they’re friends from
junior high school, he still found it irritated him when Suigetsu
opened his mouth since the silver-haired man couldn’t stop talking and being so
loud it hurt his ears.
Suigetsu grinned, showing his
razor-sharp teeth. Beside him there’s Juugo, looking
quiet and impassive as always. It was then Suigetsu
opened his too big mouth, “Hey Sasuke, did you know
we have a new student today…”
Sasuke just walked away, ignoring
the silver-haired man who couldn’t stop chattering about the newcomer as they
strolled to their history class which was just a few steps more. He gave a
helpless sigh as he was forced to hear Suigetsu’s
rambling.
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Sasuke sighed again for the nth
time. Looks like Obito’s late again. He peeked out from
the book he was still reading, certain that his cousin was not here yet. Beside
him, Suigetsu chanted cheerfully along with class=SpellE>Kiba, another loud-mouthed one. Juugo
and Shino, in their back seats as always, have a silent conversation between
just them, understanding as their eyes watched their lover talk to each other.
It was then abruptly the door opened and startled everyone
in the class. Obito walked toward to the teacher’s
desk in the corner, followed by a blond who wore the
next full of whispers. He also could see Kiba waving
to the blond as the next moment the blond also waved back. The raven vaguely
heard Suigetsu ask Kiba,
“Hey, is that a new guy here?”
“Yeah, his name is Naruto class=SpellE>Uzumaki.”
“Looks like he’s a fun guy.”
“Yep,” Kiba chirped.style='mso-spacerun:yes'>
One dark eyebrow rose. Naruto was
a weird name for the blond, but he could say he couldn’t deny that the blond
was beautiful, too beautiful for any word he could decipher. A mop of gold hair
stuck in every direction perfectly framed his face. Blue eyes, deep like the
sea and beautiful and clear like the sky, seemed to draw everyone inside them.
Bronze skin contrasted with the white linen shirt and red blazer. When he
grinned, he reminded Sasuke of a grin from a fox.
He snapped into attention as Obito’s
ear-splitting voice echoed. “Well guys, you will have a new friend from now on.
His name is Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto, introduce yourself now.”
Obito motioned for class=SpellE>Naruto to step forward in front and begin to introduce
himself. So far from the introduction, Sasuke could
assume that the blond boy Naruto was an obnoxious,
noisy boy like Kiba and class=GramE>Suigetsu, cannot keep his
mouth shut, and a dobe. He wondered how desperate
to recruit more moronic people like the said dobe, class=SpellE>Kiba, Chouji and class=SpellE>Suigetsu. And still the list goes on for those morons…
Involuntarily he muttered to the loudmouth, “class=SpellE>Hn, Dobe.”
Of course it didn’t go unnoticed by Naruto
himself and others. The blond didn’t notice at first, and Obito
groaned in annoyance. But the blond recognized Sasuke’s
mock stare at him, and couldn’t’ help but think it was him who was insulted by
the raven-haired man in front of him. But Naruto
could not just jump to his own conclusion, “Who’re you calling a class=SpellE>dobe, anyway?”
Sasuke frowned at the blond as he
wore a look that said, ‘Are you a moron?’. He spoke
clearly and louder this time, “Of course it’s you whom I’m calling a class=SpellE>dobe. Who’s supposed to be moron enough
here?”
Sasuke smirked gleefully, watching
in fascination at the red expression on tanned cheeks followed by snickers
around while his cousin, Obito, just shook his head;
he already knew of his habit to annoying and bullying people who he thinks are
very good victims to lash his frustration out at, and had fun especially
picking at a new student.
“I’M NARUTO, NOT A DOBE!!!” Naruto
screamed at the top of his lungs.
“Hn, I think that’s too obvious.”
“DON’T CALL ME A DOBE!”
“Dobe.”
“Sasuke…” Obito
warned. Dark eyes gave full promise if he didn’t leave the blond alone.
“Hn.”
Sasuke managed to tear his eyes
from them. In the corner of his eye he caught sight as the blond approached
him. His blue eyes flared and glowed with the intensity of fire. class=SpellE>Sasuke was caught by surprise when Naruto
jumped and landed on his desk—Suigetsu ran out of
nowhere to watch and maybe make a bet with Kiba.
Naruto was now on top of the desk,
sitting on his feet and dirtying the desk. Both of them could see each other
more closely than before, the distance between them enough to make class=SpellE>Sasuke recognize the obviously well-hidden on the blond. He
could see there were barely noticeable scars like whiskers on both his cheeks.
Cerulean eyes glared danger at him. Fury and anger danced around blue eyes like
the waves on the sea. Blond eyebrows twitched slightly as well as the scars.
Sasuke could smell class=SpellE>Naruto’s sweet breath all over his face. The smell and the
looks made him go into a dazed state. He was confused too why he’s also like
this, when obviously he wanted to make this idiot suffer since he was bored.
But the thought and daze abruptly vanished as the said dobe
spoke, “You know you’re a teme. And you’re a prick
bastard with a dick in his throat.”
A black eyebrow twitched at the word Teme
and cursing words from the said dobe. He was a little
impressed and annoyed briefly. No one—except his close friends and family—dared
enough to call him bastard. He countered the said bad word with another
nickname, “Shut up, you usuratonkatchi.”
Blue eyes widened before they settled to a more vicious
glare. He was red and thirsty for Sasuke’s misery,
but Sasuke just smirked in response, enough to give a
fuel of fire on them enough. Then Obito came to
intervene.
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“Okay, stop you guys. No need to fight,” Obito
said seriously enough, knowing they both can be like cats and dogs if angry.
Well except Sasuke; he won’t go to violence, but class=SpellE>Naruto would. Naruto is just the
type who’ll defend his pride and friend even if considered dumb. He went closer
to them to stop them, but then he was tripped up by the table’s leg, almost
falling if not for another desk in front of him. Obito
grabbed the edge of the desk enough to prevent himself from falling.
Unknowingly Obito bumped into Naruto
and managed to push the blond into Sasuke, and…
Obito was stunned as well as other
students at the scene in the class. Obito knew he
will become a punching bag by Naruto, or probably
worse, Sasuke. Kiba gaped
and Suigetsu’s eyes widened beyond impossibility. As
they saw, right in front of their eyes, Naruto, the
new student and Sasuke, the rich and influential
student in Konoha, now were kissing each other, all
caused by Obito.
……………..
TBC
I must say sorry in
the previous chapter, I’m trying to rewrite them all and in the end I have
finally success to edit the story. Well thank you for all of you who review and
I’m sorry for my skill to edit story