Break Up Saga

Warnings: KibaIno cheat and Gaara gets even. Viloence agaisnt persobaly property, and strong language. I think that's everything. ^^

“And He Don‘t Know”

Gaara sat in front of his computer, reading over what he had written of his story so far, a chocolate, chocolate chip cookie in hand when his phone rang. Pushing off the desk he rolled himself across his hard wood floor to the phone, quickly picking it up.

“Subaku,” he spoke into the phone.

“It’s me Neji.”

“Yeah,” Gaara replied feeling trepidation flood him.

There was a long pause and a sigh before Neji spoke next, “it’s Kiba. He’s here at the bar with Ino.”

Gaara’s features turned into a frown his eyes growing angry, “as in together?”

“Yeah, they’re all over each other.”

“I see,” he answered the man. “Thank you for the trouble.”

“No problem.”

Gaara placed the phone back on the charger and stood up, his black sleep pants sagging down low on his hips, and walked towards his bedroom. Slamming open his closet door he rummaged through his closet, not for his clothes not yet, and started to pull out the clothing that belonged to his lover. Tossing them over his head onto the bed he went to the drawers and did the same, including the things Kiba had given him.

“Cheat on me will you,” he growled to himself.

Grabbing the bed sheets, a gift from his truly, he wrapped the articles of clothing up in them tying a knot at the top before tossing it out the bedroom door. Once again opening up his closet door he grabbed out a pair of black jeans and his black leather knee length coat placing them on his bed. Opening a drawer he pulled out a dark green muscle shirt and tugged it on before wiggling out of his pants leaving them on the ground to pull on his black pants over his dark blue boxer briefs.

Looking into the mirror he quickly added dark black eye liner around his eyes just so he felt more dangerous, and grabbed a pair of sock and black leather gloves (a gift from Sai) from the top drawer. Walking determinedly towards his front door he dragged the package full of clothing behind him stopping to put on his socks and a pair of black work boots tying them on tightly. Grabbing the keys from the bowl he exited the house slamming the door behind him before walking to his convertible dropping the blankets into the back seat making his way towards the drivers side.

Sliding into the forest green convertible he slid the key into the ignition and turned on his car. Peeling out of his gravel drive way so pissed that he didn’t really care about his paint job currently, he made his way towards the bar Neji worked at, ready to fuck someone up.

“Nobody cheats on me, not without repercussions, not even hot shot Kiba Inuzuka.” He Said to the road in front of him sourly.

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He sat and watched from a dark corner as Kiba leaned over Ino to help her shoot pool. The blond giggled, thanked him while dragging her hand down the front of his chest before grabbing a bottle of some fruity drink he couldn’t make out from where he was. The two were completely oblivious to his scrutinizing as he picked of his shot of whiskey throwing it back quickly and slamming the glass back down on the rounded tale.

Kiba had gotten to cocky, had underestimated Gaara’s bitch mode, and had blatantly decided to rub his cheating in the redhead’s face. Naruto came to sit next to him and sighed.

“You just gonna sit there all night and glare daggers?”

“No, I’m sitting here until he goes to leave, which should be soon judging by the way they’re dancing.”

“You gonna beat the fuck out of him?”

“Don’t need to, I did something worse.” Gaara smirked and glanced sideways at his blond friend.

“The hell did you do?”

Gaara watched the two for a few moments before answering, “nothing much but he won’t be leaving the same way he came.”

Naruto choked on his beer, “you didn’t…”

“Oh but I did.”

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His car came to an abrupt halt on the farthest side of the bar from Kiba’s black Dodge tuck newest model out there with expensive modifications. Pulling the black gloves onto his hand he flexed his fingers before popping his trunk and getting gout of his car, his face set and ready to go. Lifting the trunk he pulled out the sledge hammer and bleach bottles dropping them to the ground. Shutting his trunk he picked up the sledge hammer and made his way towards the truck.

Stopping at back end of the truck he tapped the tail gate before pulling out his keys to drag it against the truck side scratching up the paint with girly swirls and a few words liker cheater, and up yours written into it. Pocketing his keys he lifted the sledge hammer and brought it down on the headlights, and dented up the front bumper, before giving the other side of the truck the same treatment as the first.

A smirk firmly in place he pulled out a switch blade (completely illegal but it paid to have friends in high places), crouched down to the tire and dragged it through the rubbed flattening the rear right tire. Moving quietly he made quick work of all four tires, before trying a door to find it unlocked.

“Idiot.”

The bar door opened and out came two men one with a pineapple shaped hair do in wranglers and a t-shirt, the other wearing a hoody, sunglasses, and a pair of ripped up jeans. The stopped and stared at him, and the sorry state of the truck surprised looks on their faces.

“What the hell are you looking at?” Gaara asked his eyes flashing dangerously.

Pineapple hair shook his head, “something far to troublesome to give much more thought to.”

The other man nodded in agreement.

“Then fuck off.” Gaara replied hopping into the truck.

The two walked off towards their own truck before the one with sunglasses stopped and looked over his shoulder.

“Is that really wise to leave that man doing those things to a truck that obviously doesn’t belong to him Shikamaru?”

“Yes Shino it is, whoever decided it was wise to piss off Gaara Subaku deserves whatever that man does to it.” Shikamaru replied hopping into the drivers side.

Shino shut his side closed behind him, “a break up you suppose?”

“Most definitely.”

With that the two drove off leaving Gaara to it, who was currently carving the name “Shukaku” into the leather seats and simply ripping the fuck out of the upholstery. Finally happy with his job he slid out of the truck and shut the door of the truck grabbing the keys Kiba had stupidly left in the ignition and tossed them out into the field beyond before returning to his own vehicle to grab the blankets, clothes and bottles of bleach.

Tossing the bundle, after dragging it across the parking lot, into the back of the truck he hefted himself up into the back with the bleach. Untying the knots he’d made earlier he allowed all the things to spread out before uncapping the bleach and pouring it over things he’d gathered. Before being satisfied with his destruction he used two and a half bottles of bleach, the other half went into the front of the truck to destroy the nice rugs on the floor.

Walking to the garbage can he dumped the bottles there before pulling out his cell phone from his back pocket. Flipping the sleek phone open he punched in speed dial five and pressed send. Waiting until he heard the other line pick up.

“Uchiha, I just fucked up Kiba’s car for cheating on me. Make sure the charges never go anywhere will you?” He asked before the man could even speak.

“No problem, about time you fucked up his world I had begun to think you’d been domesticated or something.” Gaara could hear the smirk in the man’s voice.

“Domesticated? I take offense to that.” He retorted an amused smirk on his face.

The man chuckled, “you still there at the scene of the crime?”

“Of course.”

He snorted, “You’ll have to tell me all about it later.”

Gaara paused, “over drinks at nine tomorrow sound good?”

“Ibiki’s?”

“See you then.”

With that he hung up and made his way into the bar, highly pleased with himself. Upon entering he spotted the two making out on the dance floor and glared. Walking to the bar he saw Neji, Akamaru laying there behind the bar with him. Neji looked up when he stopped and half sat on a stool.

After walking over Neji asked him what he wanted and Gaara told him five shots of whiskey before he went to a rounded table in the corner. He made sure to get Neji to add his drinks to Kiba’s tab before he left for his seat, no need to pay for celebratory drinks tonight.

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Bringing the smoke up to his lips he took a puff, leaned his head back and blew it out towards the ceiling as relaxed as he was going to get. Gaara eyes shot to the bar when he saw Kiba come up to it and ask for Akamaru and the bill for the night. Beside him Naruto busted into laughter at Kiba’s bug eyed looked at the amount of money “he” had spent for the night but paid it without much comment figuring, as Gaara had assumed, he’d lost track of how many drink he’d bought.

Reaching over Gaara put out his cigarette and stood up exiting the bar before Kiba did so he could watch his reactions to the truck. Walking over to his car he got into it and pulled out, but stopped in the darkness and watched the door. Jade eyes keeping careful watch for the two cheaters to exit and see the mess.

Ino stumbled out of the bar and Kiba caught her before she face planted, the two laughing at their stupidity. Gaara’s gloved fingers drummed on the steering wheel as he waited for them to notice his present for them and his lip split into a grin when Kiba’s eyes landed on his precious truck. The man’s eyes widened, his jaw going slack. Ino’s eyes widened as well but she clung closer to him in fear that the vandals might still be there.

Kiba stumbled over to his “baby” and fell to his knees his hands sliding over the paint finished all scratched out. Ino came over and they both freaked out when they noticed all of his things in the back bleached all to hell. Gaara chose that moment to pull up behind them and stop letting out an appreciative whistle for what he saw.

“Wow, someone must be pretty pissed at you.” He commented.

Kiba tensed before turning around hazel meeting jade under the bar lights. Akamaru whined as his master as if warning the man not to tempt fate.

“You fuckin’ ass hole I spent shit loads of money on this truck!”

Gaara smirked, “I know.”

“Kiba baby…” Ino tried to calm him.

“Maybe you should think before just doing what your dick tell you to.”

Kiba raged a moment his face going red, “you’ll pay for this.”

Gaara opened up his passenger side door and whistled Akamaru quickly jumped up into the car before he leaned back over the large dog and shut the door. Kiba’s gaze grew incredulous as he watched his own dog, that he’d raised from a pup, turn traitor on him.

“I doubt it you stupid fuck.” Gaara stated before turning to the dog and roughly petting his collar.

“How could you Akamaru?” Ino asked.

In reply Akamaru laid down in the front seat his head resting in Gaara’s lap, eyes closed as if he to was done with it all.

“Dog has good taste, can’t say that about his owner though,” Gaara chided giving Ino a disgusted once over.

Gaara put his car in drive and drove off flipping Kiba the bird, as the man threw a fit, over his shoulder. Maybe next time Kiba would think about what could happen before he decided to fuck around on his next lover. Gaara looked down at the dog and smirked ruefully, though he highly doubted the man would. Oh well, tomorrow was going to be a better day and he was going to have drinks with his buddy Sasuke too.

~END~

Author Note: So I’m not sure why but when I heard the song “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood I thought of Gaara and Kiba. Gaara just seems to be the perfect person to do such a thing to someone’s shit, vindictive enough I guess I should say. Kiba strikes me as someone who would be so full of himself to cheat on Gaara and think he’d get away with it unscathed. Sorry Ino, I love her but she was the only one I could think of, besides Sakura(and really people hate her enough), who could pull this off perfectly.

So there you go folks! You have a pairing you want to see break up? Any pairing peeps. M/M F/F M/F. Have a break up type song or song of vengeance from a scorned lover that you want to send my way to help me come up with another break up ficlet? Let me know cuz I want to keep the one shot series going! And I already have like two plunnies floating around for a couple of other songs.

Let me hear from you!!