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Am I who you think about in bed?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto! I make no profit from this fic all characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off belongs to Panic at the disco and fuled by ramen records. I do not know or own Panic at the disco
WARNING: YAOI AND LEMON IN FUTURE CHAPTERS.
XOXOXOXO
12:15 P.M Lunch time:
A bright sunny day the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and Naruto is... scheming?
Everyone's out enjoying their lunch, our favorite dobe and his friends are out on the roof of the school eating there lunch.
"He's being really quiet...I'm kind of worried..." Kiba took his eyes off of Naruto and back to his beloved boyfriend Neji.
Naruto was staring out into the middle of no where with a frown on his face.
"Let's just be thankful that he's not talking." muttered Neji before taking drink of his water.
"It's love!" Lee shouted from the top of his lungs. Everyone then glared at Lee then went back to eating. Lee whimpered "What do I have to do to get some attention around here!" Lee shouted. No one replied Lee frowned and went back to eating his food in silence.
A few moments passed before…
"He just looked at me you guys!" Naruto yelled in a excited tone.
Kiba walked over to where Naruto was standing and stood beside him, Naruto was looking out into the school yard. "Who did?" Naruto pointed out into the direction of the old willow tree that happened to be right in front of where the two boys where standing.. Kiba looked down to the old willow tree and squinted a bit then frowned. "Uchiha?" Kiba asked.
"Yes Uchiha! Who do you think I'm talking about?"
"Why are you making a big deal out of that prick?" Kiba asked.
"Because..." Naruto trailed off.
"Because..?" Kiba asked.
"Because I started talking dirty to him, he ignored me so I grabbed his crotch and he hit me in the stomach… the bastard..."
Neji got up from where he was sitting and walked over to Naruto and Kiba and stared into the direction of the Uchiha. "I'd hit you in the stomach to if you grabbed my crotch."
Naruto looked over to Neji and rolled his eyes. "Sasuke's different though, I can tell he wants me." Naruto then thrusted his hips in the direction of the Uchiha. "He totally wants me." Naruto then brought his fingers down to the front of his jeans. "I can feel it." Naruto said with a smirk.
"Pervert…" Neji muttered and sat back down to his previous position "Sasuke's an ass guys hit on him all the time but he walks away and acts like he's too good for them which he basically is."
Naruto sighed and sat down next to Choji and grabbed one of the slices of pizza in the middle of the group. Kiba sat down next to Naruto and wrapped his arms around his shoulder. "Forget about him Naruto. He's a prick, he's a jerk, he's arrogant he's..."
"Hot!" Shikamaru said with the most enthusiasm then any of his friends have ever herd him use before. Shikamaru quickly blushed and went back to eating. "I-I mean if you're into conceited assholes that are in love with themselves."
Naruto smirked and stared out into the sky. "Well I want him and I'm not going to give up until I get to have my way with him...or…the other way around..."
Choji sighed. "Can't we have one conversation that doesn't end with Naruto having his way with some guy?"
Naruto laughed. "There goes all the interesting conversations we'll ever have…."
Everyone sighed, same old Naruto same old lunch; nothing ever, changes nothing interesting ever happens…
Sasukes POV:
I glanced back up to the direction of where that idiot Naruto and his stupid friends where staring at me. "Dobe..." I muttered quietly.
"Who's a dobe?"
"Holy shit!" I yelled practically jumping. I looked behind me to see Gaara. Gaara smirked and sat down beside me and handed me a cookie. "You want one?" Gaara asked handing the cookie to me.
"No." I said shaking my head.
"So...who's a dobe?" Gaara asked.
"That blonde idiot..." I took a bite of my egg roll, "Naruto, he's up there on the roof with his idiot friends he keeps looking down here and smiling like a moron." I sighed and looked up to the direction of the roof.
What the hell is with this kid? He's staring at me again what the hell is his problem?
I took my eyes off of Naruto and back to Gaara. "What the hell does he want that little..." I trailed off and took another bite of my egg roll.
"He probably wants to fuck you."
My eyes went wide as I began to cough on the food in my mouth. I took a drink of the bottle of lemon-aid beside me and looked at Gaara. "What?"
"Are you that slow?" Gaara asked "Naruto is a whore. He fucked ever guy in our grade." Gaara glanced at me with a suspicious look. "Well almost every guy."
"You can't be serious..." I stared at Gaara "Have you...and him..."
Gaara nodded. "Once..." Gaara paused. "It was Lee's birthday party….You know bushy brows?"
I nodded.
Gaara sighed "Everyone was drinking then Naruto came up to me and..."
"Okay I get it!" I practically yelled, "So he just has sex with anyone he pleases without any apologies or whatever?"
Gaara nodded, "You're his new target I guess, most guys fall into his trap and sleep with him. All he has to do is just has to grab the guys' crotch, talk dirty to him and he has them. They fuck and Naruto is finished with them no sorrys and no apologies." Gaara stared at me and took a drink of his fruit punch.
I chuckled. "Well he grabbed me the other day..."
"Did you guys fuck?" I stared at Gaara in horror; all the years I've known Gaara and he's never had a dirty mouth like he has know.
I shook my head. "No I hit him in the stomach and took off."
Gaara let out a low chuckle. "That must be a first for Naruto. He'll stop at nothing until you finally give up and you let him fuck you…you know that right?"
As on cue the bell rang announcing lunch was over and it was time for us to go back to class. Gaara got up from where he was sitting and brushed himself off, I fallowed suite.
"Yeah well he's not going to get me."
Gaara humphed' and began walking slowly to class, I fallowed closely behind thinking about that blonde idiot and just how stupid he is.
End Ch.2
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off belongs to Panic at the disco and fuled by ramen records. I do not know or own Panic at the disco
WARNING: YAOI AND LEMON IN FUTURE CHAPTERS.
XOXOXOXO
12:15 P.M Lunch time:
A bright sunny day the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and Naruto is... scheming?
Everyone's out enjoying their lunch, our favorite dobe and his friends are out on the roof of the school eating there lunch.
"He's being really quiet...I'm kind of worried..." Kiba took his eyes off of Naruto and back to his beloved boyfriend Neji.
Naruto was staring out into the middle of no where with a frown on his face.
"Let's just be thankful that he's not talking." muttered Neji before taking drink of his water.
"It's love!" Lee shouted from the top of his lungs. Everyone then glared at Lee then went back to eating. Lee whimpered "What do I have to do to get some attention around here!" Lee shouted. No one replied Lee frowned and went back to eating his food in silence.
A few moments passed before…
"He just looked at me you guys!" Naruto yelled in a excited tone.
Kiba walked over to where Naruto was standing and stood beside him, Naruto was looking out into the school yard. "Who did?" Naruto pointed out into the direction of the old willow tree that happened to be right in front of where the two boys where standing.. Kiba looked down to the old willow tree and squinted a bit then frowned. "Uchiha?" Kiba asked.
"Yes Uchiha! Who do you think I'm talking about?"
"Why are you making a big deal out of that prick?" Kiba asked.
"Because..." Naruto trailed off.
"Because..?" Kiba asked.
"Because I started talking dirty to him, he ignored me so I grabbed his crotch and he hit me in the stomach… the bastard..."
Neji got up from where he was sitting and walked over to Naruto and Kiba and stared into the direction of the Uchiha. "I'd hit you in the stomach to if you grabbed my crotch."
Naruto looked over to Neji and rolled his eyes. "Sasuke's different though, I can tell he wants me." Naruto then thrusted his hips in the direction of the Uchiha. "He totally wants me." Naruto then brought his fingers down to the front of his jeans. "I can feel it." Naruto said with a smirk.
"Pervert…" Neji muttered and sat back down to his previous position "Sasuke's an ass guys hit on him all the time but he walks away and acts like he's too good for them which he basically is."
Naruto sighed and sat down next to Choji and grabbed one of the slices of pizza in the middle of the group. Kiba sat down next to Naruto and wrapped his arms around his shoulder. "Forget about him Naruto. He's a prick, he's a jerk, he's arrogant he's..."
"Hot!" Shikamaru said with the most enthusiasm then any of his friends have ever herd him use before. Shikamaru quickly blushed and went back to eating. "I-I mean if you're into conceited assholes that are in love with themselves."
Naruto smirked and stared out into the sky. "Well I want him and I'm not going to give up until I get to have my way with him...or…the other way around..."
Choji sighed. "Can't we have one conversation that doesn't end with Naruto having his way with some guy?"
Naruto laughed. "There goes all the interesting conversations we'll ever have…."
Everyone sighed, same old Naruto same old lunch; nothing ever, changes nothing interesting ever happens…
Sasukes POV:
I glanced back up to the direction of where that idiot Naruto and his stupid friends where staring at me. "Dobe..." I muttered quietly.
"Who's a dobe?"
"Holy shit!" I yelled practically jumping. I looked behind me to see Gaara. Gaara smirked and sat down beside me and handed me a cookie. "You want one?" Gaara asked handing the cookie to me.
"No." I said shaking my head.
"So...who's a dobe?" Gaara asked.
"That blonde idiot..." I took a bite of my egg roll, "Naruto, he's up there on the roof with his idiot friends he keeps looking down here and smiling like a moron." I sighed and looked up to the direction of the roof.
What the hell is with this kid? He's staring at me again what the hell is his problem?
I took my eyes off of Naruto and back to Gaara. "What the hell does he want that little..." I trailed off and took another bite of my egg roll.
"He probably wants to fuck you."
My eyes went wide as I began to cough on the food in my mouth. I took a drink of the bottle of lemon-aid beside me and looked at Gaara. "What?"
"Are you that slow?" Gaara asked "Naruto is a whore. He fucked ever guy in our grade." Gaara glanced at me with a suspicious look. "Well almost every guy."
"You can't be serious..." I stared at Gaara "Have you...and him..."
Gaara nodded. "Once..." Gaara paused. "It was Lee's birthday party….You know bushy brows?"
I nodded.
Gaara sighed "Everyone was drinking then Naruto came up to me and..."
"Okay I get it!" I practically yelled, "So he just has sex with anyone he pleases without any apologies or whatever?"
Gaara nodded, "You're his new target I guess, most guys fall into his trap and sleep with him. All he has to do is just has to grab the guys' crotch, talk dirty to him and he has them. They fuck and Naruto is finished with them no sorrys and no apologies." Gaara stared at me and took a drink of his fruit punch.
I chuckled. "Well he grabbed me the other day..."
"Did you guys fuck?" I stared at Gaara in horror; all the years I've known Gaara and he's never had a dirty mouth like he has know.
I shook my head. "No I hit him in the stomach and took off."
Gaara let out a low chuckle. "That must be a first for Naruto. He'll stop at nothing until you finally give up and you let him fuck you…you know that right?"
As on cue the bell rang announcing lunch was over and it was time for us to go back to class. Gaara got up from where he was sitting and brushed himself off, I fallowed suite.
"Yeah well he's not going to get me."
Gaara humphed' and began walking slowly to class, I fallowed closely behind thinking about that blonde idiot and just how stupid he is.
End Ch.2