Rehabbing the Dobe

I do not, and never will own Naruto
This story is yoai (boy x boy love).

Rehabbing the Dobe

Chapter 2: What do you do when alone with a pervert?

Sasuke could not keep his hands to himself. He just couldn't. That face was so pure, that hair so soft. That butt so firm and smooth.

"Get off me hentai!" Naruto pushed him off; at least he was building his upper body strength.

"Stop being adorably delectable and I'll stop touching you my adorable Naru-chan," Sasuke
gave the small blonde's butt another squeeze.

Naruto jerked out of his grip, "Nani? I'm not a girl!"

"Prove it," Sasuke smirked. He slid his hand around to the front of the boy's jeans, "On second thought... I'll check for myself."

"Eek! S-stop that!" Naruto spun around and was now facing his molester.

"Hey, I'm still not sure Naru-chan."

"I'm 100% hetero male and I don't like you touching my butt or my..." Naruto blushed as he realized how close they were to each other.

"Hn," Uchiha smirked as he leaned in for a small peck, "You even blush like a girl."

"That's it! I'm leaving!" Naruto turned and ran for the door. Sasuke was faster, he barred the way with his body. Naruto was running too fast to stop and crashed into the Teme blocking his way, "Get out of my way, you-you hentai-jerk!"

"No," Naruto tried to push him.

"Yes!"

"Make me?" Naruto formed hand seals and three copies appeared but quickly vanished. Naruto forgot his chakra reserves had been running low. He wobbled and tipped backward. Sasuke caught the boy before he hit the floor. There was guilt and worry in his expression, "Sorry Dobe. I guess I pushed you too far this time. We can hike some other day." Sasuke carried the boy to his new bedroom and laid him down before covering him with blankets. Sasuke pulled a chair up and watched as the boy rested, occasionally he brushed through the blonde locks and caressed the whiskered cheeks, "I love you so much Naruto."

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Naruto stretched as he scooted out of his bed. He looked out the window and saw it was already getting dark. He shrugged. He smelled something good and followed the smell to the dimly lit dining room. It seemed Sasuke had a romantic evening planned for the two of them, but he realized something was amiss. The candles were lit the plates were set but there was no Sasuke.

"Get out of here! I have plans!" Naruto heard Sasuke was trying to get someone to leave.

"I'm here to check and make sure you have not raped Naruto," Naruto lit up when he heard the jovial voice of his sensei. He came running to see Sasuke trying to push the silver haired man out the front door.

"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto smiled as he took the jonin's arm, "Sasuke hasn't raped me yet, but I don't doubt it if he tries. He's such a hentai!"

"So's Kakashi," Sasuke grunted in defense.

"So you admit it! HA!" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at the boy as he hugged the older male's arm. Sasuke suddenly realized the closeness between the two his eyes went from onyx to crimson. In a flash he had snatched Naruto from their sensei and was hugging him tightly and glaring at the man, "Leave Sensei, We're just getting ready to sit down to dinner." Naruto was struggling to get out of the hug much like a cat might struggle to get away from an overly affectionate toddler.

"Hmm, what are we having for dinner," Kakashi hummed out.

"Naruto and I are having chicken stir fry, you are having nothing," Sasuke growled out as Naruto�s arms flailed about. Sasuke tightened his grip and the boy�s face started turning blue.

Kakashi pouted, "How rude my student has turned out. I'm surprised at you."

Naruto finally broke free. Panting due to lack of oxygen, he went to Kakashi's side, "Yeah Teme! He's a guest the least you can do is offer him food. Unless you want to eat alone. I think I'm in the mood for ramen anyway."

"No, you are staying here!" Sasuke demanded.

"Says who?"

"I do," He reached for the boy. Naruto went behind the silver haired scarecrow for protection.

"You have to get past Sensei then," Naruto yelled from behind the man. Kakashi smirked he knew this would be entertaining. He decided to play along.

"Naruto are you frightened of Sasuke? Has he been mistreating you," He said with a syrupy voice of feigned concerned. Naruto giggle quietly, "Yes Sensei, he said he wanted to repopulate his clan with me. I don't even know how that's possible. I think he is illusional."

Sasuke snorted, "Dobe, the word is delusional."

"So you agree, that's good the first step is admitting you have a problem," Kakashi chirped as his one visible eye curved into a crescent, "Since Sasuke is unwell we'll go get some ramen. Then I think we should let Lady Tsunade know Sasuke is unfit to watch over you. You know I think I saw that cute little girl Hinata over at Ichiraku's."

"Huh," now Naruto was lost.

Sasuke's aura became murderous, "Fine, Ka-ka-shi-sensei, would you like to join us for dinner?" He spoke with a murderous smile on his face, through grinding teeth.
Kakashi smiled under his mask, "Why thank-you I think I will."

'What do you do when you're alone with a pervert?' Naruto thought, 'Well you find another-even bigger-pervert to cancel him out.'