Distress and Coma

“Wake up, Kashi…” Obito’s voice reached my ears as he shook me awake. My eyelids fluttered open and I was greeted with the sight of a very much naked Obito. “What time is it?” I asked sleepily while I rubbed the sleep out of my eye. “It’s already 8 P.M. We’re supposed to meet up with Asuma for drinks. You’re buying, remember?” Obito climbed onto the bed and kissed me. “You look so edible right now…” Obito ran his hands up and down my chest. I could feel myself getting hard already. “No, Obito… We just had sex this afternoon…” I pushed him away and got out of bed, shivering when I felt the cold air hit my naked body. “Aww, c’mon Kashi! You’ve been denying me sex for the past week; you only let me touch you today!” Obito whined petulantly. “I’m just not in the mood, okay?” I grabbed the towel from the cupboard and turned around and, no surprise there, Obito blocked my way. “Kakashi, what’s wrong? Did I do something wrong for you to avoid me like this?” Obito’s coal eyes looked into mine. “No! Just drop it already!” As manly as I appear and act, I was far weaker physically than Obito. He was 6 foot 4 while I was just barely 6 feet. He weighs 170 pounds while I’m just 140 pounds. The dominant one is obviously the bigger one in our relationship. Obito lifted my chin and forced me to look at him. “Kashi, tell me… I really want to know.” Obito kissed me and it left me breathless and foggy minded. “I-I…” I definitely knew that my face was as red as a baboon’s ass and it gave Obito the reaction he wanted. “Don’t look at me with that smug look on your face, Uchiha.” I threatened. Obito smirked and carried me over his shoulder into the bathroom. “P-put me down you overgrown gorilla! Put me down!!!” I smacked his head and scratched his back but it didn’t discourage him, in fact, he picked up his pace. But we both knew that I wanted him to shower me with his love, no pun intended.

Asuma rolled his eyes when his wife of 4 years, Kurenai nagged at him for smoking in the bedroom again. “Suma, you’re making the house smell like tar and poison!” Kurenai groaned and started mumbling to herself. “What did I do to get such a husband?” Kurenai went on dusting the cupboards when she felt Asuma’s prickly beard against her neck. “I’m sorry honey; you know how I am when I’m stressed out.” Asuma wrapped his arms around his wife and kissed her cheek sweetly. “I know… But you shouldn’t continue smoking! We’re having twins and I want them to grow up in a healthy environment with their Mommy and Daddy still alive and not dying from a disease!” Kurenai said passionately as she rubbed her showing belly. Asuma’s mocha eyes soften and he turned his wife around in his arms. “I know, I’m doing the best I can to stop this habit. I’ll tell you what, if I don’t quit smoking in the next 3 months, you can get me treatment for my addiction to cigarettes. If I do quit smoking in the next 3 months, we will keep the kids away from that crazy sister of yours.” Asuma suggested with much hope at the prospect of staying away from Kurenai’s younger sister. Kurenai’s crimson eyes sparkled with mirth and she giggled. “I didn’t know that a manly man like you can get scared of a petite 19 year old.” Kurenai nodded and kissed her husband to seal the deal. Asuma grinned and looked at his watch. “Oh, I gotta go meet up Kakashi and Obito for drinks. I’ll come back later. I love you.” Asuma’s lips met with Kurenai’s in a brief, chaste kiss before he zoomed out the door. “Please come back home safely, Asuma…” Kurenai looked down at her stomach and closed her eyes as her nose took in the familiar scent of nicotine.

Sasuke Uchiha was not a man to fool around with. He liked to get things done early and efficiently, but people just didn’t seem to understand that. “P-please! Just give me one more week! I’ll swear to God I’ll get the money by then!” The man kneeled in front of Sasuke and bowed before him, begging for mercy. “Shut up you little bitch! And don’t beg us for mercy! You know full well that we’re not capable of that!” Juugo growled and he kicked the man in the head. Sasuke watched disinterestedly as his partner continued to stomp on the man’s head, his skull cracking under the massive force. Sasuke tapped the orange haired man’s shoulder. “Juugo, it’s enough. Get rid of the evidence and we’ll go.” The raven haired man folded his arms across his chest. “I hope that Itachi shows up soon.. I need to kill him fast..."

Obito and I had just reached our regular club, Xtacy, a minute before Asuma did. "Hey Kakashi! I hope you don't mind but I brought Anko and Tenzou along." Asuma greeted us as another 2 of our co-workers flanking him. "Hey, you little twink, you buying us drinks tonight?" Anko grinned at me and punched my shoulder. "Shut it, you old hag. You got a problem with me buying drinks?" I asked defensively. Anko backed off and put her hands up as a sign of defeat. Tenzou, my junior smiled at me and Obito. "Let's just go and get hammered for Christ's sake.. Kurenai's been nagging my ass for far too long." Asuma complained. Obito let out a loud guffaw of laughter. "Kurenai's been kicking your ass? Man, I feel sorry for you!" Obito wrapped an arm around Asuma's shoulders and chuckled. Asuma glowered at him. "Back off Uchiha. I'm not the only one getting his ass whooped by his woman, right Kakashi?" Asuma shot me a knowing wink. "Shut up Asuma, I ain't a woman!" I shoved the tanned man's shoulder and walked to the bar as they went off in search of a free booth. "What'dya want, boss?" The tiny woman behind the counter asked. "A round of vodka shots, 1 gin and tonic, 2 Negroni Cocktails and a Godfather." I ordered monotonously, having been ordering the drinks regularly twice a week. The bartender got the drinks ready and gave me a tray. I forked out my wallet and handed her the cash. I walked to the booth my friends occupied and set the drinks down. "T-thank you senpai." Tenzou said shyly as he nursed his glass of cocktail in his hand. I waved off the thanks and ruffled his brown hair. "It's okay. You're my cute little junior anyways." I smiled at the cute blush on his face as he tried to cover it up by sipping his drink. "Hey, no flirting Kashi! I'm getting jealous here..." Obito whined fakely as he nuzzled my cheek with his nose. "Quit nuzzling my face, moron. And here's your little sissy drink." I said, faking anger as I handed him the gin and tonic. Obito blushed and scoffed. "Just because gin and tonic is not as hard as vodka, it doesn't make it a sissy drink!" Obito protested. I smirked and grabbed my cup of Godfather. The pleasant burn that warmed my throat was welcomed. Asuma lit a cigarette and sighed. "Oh, how much I love my cigarettes." Asuma's comment drew hearty laughter from all of us. "Wanna go dance?" Obito whispered in my ear. I shrugged and watched as he stood up and offered me his hand. I looked at it wearily and looked at his face. "You know I don't know how to dance..." I complained when Obito decided to pull me to the dancefloor without my permission. "You do know how to dance, you just don't wanna let anyone else see how sexy you are..." Obito teased as he put his hands on my hips. I groaned and leaned my head on his chest. "C'mon, Kashi.. Loosen up." Obito ground his body against mine and I gasped. "Obito! There are people around!" I made a small distance between our bodies and frowned at him. "Kashi, most of them are either drunk off their asses or they don't care, I can even fuck you right here and they wouldn't give a shit." Obito smiled at my blush and he pulled me close. Suddenly, a harsh shriek echoed throughout the club and the couples on the dancefloor stopped dancing. Obito and I exchanged looks before making our way through the crowd. "KPD (Konoha Police Department), make way!" Obito hollered as he flashed his badge and pushed through the crowd. A young girl, possibly in her late teens lay on the floor, foaming at the mouth and spasming. "Call 911! Asuma, Anko, Tenzou get over here!" I called out to them and I kneeled next to the girl. "She OD-ied on something." I said as I recalled the symptoms of drug overdose. Asuma pulled out his cellphone and called the ambulance. I looked at everyone of the club goers around me. "Did anyone give this girl any narcotics? Hurry up and confess it before we haul your asses to the lockup!" I growled. Another girl stepped in front of me sniffling. "I-I'm her friend... We were here with her boyfriend and he.. he started putting stuff in her drink when she went to the toilet and when I caught him he said that she asked him to do it..." The girl cried hard and I sighed. "Where's her boyfriend?" Obito asked as he rolled up his shirt sleeves. "H-He left about 5 minutes ago..." I looked at Anko and Tenzou. "Call for backup, we got a suspect on the run." I said through gritted teeth as I watched helplessly as the girl was struggling to hold on to the thin thread of life. "Paramedics are here." Obito muttered as he sighed and cussed, his night out ruined. I kept my lips pursed and watched the paramedics give her an antidote shot and take some blood from her. "Are you following us?" One of the paramedics asked as he gestured to me and my friends. "I'll follow you guys." Anko volunteered and she left after bidding us goodbye. Tenzou and Asuma had already ordered all the bouncers to block all the exits and they had already started taking down witnesses’ statements. I stood up and walked to Obito. "I'm sorry your night was ruined.." I apologised sincerely and flashed him a small consoling smile. "Nah, it was bound to be ruined anyway with all these crazy kids together in one place." I chuckled and waited with Obito for backup. This was going to be another 24 hour work day for me and Obito by the looks of it.

In case any of you are confused about Kakashi's mask, he doesn't wear one in this story. And The Rookie Nine's ages are about 2 years younger than Kakashi. Yondaime,Minato Namikaze is the mayor of the city of Konoha and Tsunade is the chief of police. Sasuke had already defected from Konoha and is already with Karin, Juugo and Suigetsu. THANKS FOR READING MY CRAPPY STORY!!! ^_^