And Now For Something Completely Different

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Leaning over, Neji placed a deep hungry kiss on Naruto’s mouth, grinning into the kiss when Naruto stiffened in shock. “That’s not what we want. He doesn’t want to lose you, he loves you and I have wanted you but we did not know how to approach you.” Growling, Naruto yanked Neji in this time, dominating the kiss.

Shikamaru felt his jaw drop. He’d known seeing Naruto with Neji would be hot but he hadn’t expected it to be so passionate. He watched, his cock hardening as Naruto fisted his hands in Neji’s long, brown hair. Blue eyes found brown and he moved down biting the Hyuuga’s pale flesh, sucking and marking the other’s neck.

 

“Is this what you wanted Shika?” Naruto pushed the older boy away from him and rounded the table lifting his lover up so they were face to face before laying him out over the dinner table. Plates and bowls, some still full of food, hitting the floor breaking and clattering before the blond took control of a kiss with his partner. “You’re mine. Why would you do that to me?” Naruto whispered, there was pain in his voice.

 

Grinding up, Shikamaru returned the kiss and swallowed at the heartbreaking question. ‘because he’s hot’ didn’t seem to be the right answer. Shikamaru had cheated and there was no right answer to explain why he’d done what he’d done. Neji made him stupid and Shikamaru liked that. Neji made him reckless and he loved that. “I’m sorry. I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want to leave you.” Shikamaru swore.

 

“Then what do you want?” Naruto whispered, searching Shikamaru’s face. The Nara was everything to him. Why else would he let this go on so long already knowing the two shinobi were betraying him on a most basic level?

 

Shikamaru pushed fingers through the thick blond spikes. “I want us to be a little more accepting of alternative life styles?” The ponytailed Nara looked up at his boyfriend hopefully.

 

Naruto snorted as he began divesting Shika of his clothing. “And you decided on Neji for this alternative? Sasuke’s back you know…” He trailed off as his lids lowered to half mast, seeing Shikamaru Nara naked always seemed to distract him completely.

 

Chuckling, the strategist looked over Naruto’s shoulder at the stripping Hyuuga prodigy. “Told you he’d want the Uchiha too. You owe me a blow job.” Neji snorted and leaned over Naruto, kissing between his shoulder blades. “You two are so hot together.” Shikamaru swallowed when Naruto turned his head for a kiss from Neji.

 

“You doubted we would be?” The long haired man shook his head.

 

“I figured there was a 43% chance we would get thrown out on our asses after a good beating.” Shikamaru snapped then groaned as Naruto’s hand moved to his throbbing cock. “Too much talking.” He swallowed, writhing a bit. “Naruto, Naruto yes, come on please. Stop teasing.”

 

“I think I’ll do whatever I damned well please at this point Shikamaru.” He smiled when the Nara whined low in his throat. Naruto tightened his hand and grinned, “You know he likes a little pain right?”

 

“No, that I had not yet discovered. In truth Naruto, our sex was decidedly rushed, usually.” Neji admitted. “We tried to hold out but I admit it was rarely successful.” Naruto glanced at his boyfriend before turning to Neji.

 

“You’re not forgiven, either of you but I’m not really in the mood to talk about this right now.” He pushed another kiss against Neji’s lips in an effort to get across his ‘shut the fuck up’ message. Behind him Shikamaru sat up stark naked, long arms wrapping around Naruto to help undress Neji while his lips and tongue traced kissing patters over Naruto’s shoulders.

 

“You should get a tattoo, Naru.” Shikamaru muttered making Naruto roll his eyes. He then allowed the two ninja to strip him of his own clothing. Naruto was hard, his thick cock reaching toward his belly, he gasped as Neji’s smooth fingers caressed the taut skin over it. Neji’s touch was decidedly different from Shikamaru’s. Neji’s hands were softer and better cared for, his fingers were thicker. Just having a different hand touching him was making Naruto’s blood boil.

 

 

“Can we move this to the bedroom? It’s not that I don’t love steamy kitchen sex as much as the next guy but since it’s our first time with three of us, the bed might be more comfortable and that’s where the lube lives.” Shikamaru pushed his hips forward trying to get Naruto to move only to have the blond press his perfectly curved ass back against Shika’s hard length. “Fuck… fuck, bedroom Naruto.”

 

The lazy nin shoved Naruto into Neji before grabbing their wrists and hauling them to the master bedroom where he and Naruto shared a large king sized bed. He fished the lubricant out and shuddered when he turned only to be trapped between the two well muscled bodies of his lovers. This was supposed to allow them to get better associated with one another. It seemed, however, that they had other plans.

 

Neji fished the lube from the bed where it had been dropped as Naruto lifted Shikamaru to straddle his thighs. Wetting his own fingers then Naruto’s, both men pressed a finger into the thin willing body of the Nara male. Shikamaru clenched and started rocking, harsh pants escaped his lips as two more fingers pressed into his body. Now he had two fingers from both of his lovers pumping into his body. One plunging forward as the other’s fingers retreated. His entire focus was narrowed down to his grasping and gripping hole. He felt so full, so unbearably full but still so empty. “Oh fuck me… please Naruto… Neji I need… I need more.” Naruto was busy on Shikamaru’s chest lapping at one of his dusky brown nipples, teasing the nub into a hardened peak.

 

“More? Shika you have four fingers inside. What more could you want?” The blond taunted, his eyes flicking up to find a surprisingly sexy and hungry look on the older man’s face. He’d never really considered Neji before, not as anything more than a good ninja but at that moment with his hair down and mussed, his body flushed and with a light sheen of sweat covering his defined chest, Naruto understood the attraction.

 

“More more, cock! Fuck you little tease, Fuck me.” Shikamaru ordered digging blunt nails into Naruto’s shoulders.

“He is this bossy with you as well?” Neji raised a brow, a little comforted to know that when Shikamaru bottomed he was always a demanding mouthy sort.

 

Nodding, Naruto released the other nipple with a resounding pop, having been sucking until the nub had a deep reddish tint. “Yeah, he’s a seriously bossy bottom and when he tops, he’s worse.” He winced when Shikamaru bit down on his shoulder in retaliation. “OW! Fuck, ok ok… calm down Baby. We’re gonna fuck you.” Naruto said, trying to soothe Shika. Pulling his fingers free, he swallowed and met the pale opal colored eyes. “You mind if I go first?” He didn’t really know threesome etiquette.

 

“Better idea.” Neji whispered, licking his lip. He and Shikamaru had discussed this once when they had started trying to decide how best to convince Naruto to involve Neji in the relationship he already had with Shikamaru. Lifting Shikamaru just a bit, Neji fisted the thick pulsing cock of their Hokage and stroked, lubing it up and holding it at Shikamaru’s entrance.

 

The Nara needed no prodding to slide down and encase the thick rod inside himself.  “Ohh fuck that’s good. So good… hrmmm yeah.” He immediately started bouncing up and down, head thrown back in pleasure. He stilled when he felt Neji’s hands at his hips, lifting him so that just Naruto’s thick cock head was still inside. “Oh KAMI! Ohh nooo…. Fuck that’s too much… oh I’m gonna split open.” His face was hidden in the crook of Naruto’s neck as he felt himself splitting open and shaking apart. Neji and Naruto were now both inside his body half way.

 

“I think you’re hurting him.” Naruto swallowed, Neji could tell from the way his usually bright blue eyes were not black from his blown pupils that Naruto didn’t really mind. That was something he would have to explore later. “Shika, Baby do you need us to stop.”

 

“No… NO! Fuck, you stop now and I’ll strangle you both. Move… someone has to move, ohh full so ahhh…” He trailed off, words getting lost in sensation. He’d wondered what this would feel like, what being so overly full with both of his lovers would be like, if he could handle it and he was. It was getting easier and easier as the pain ebbed away and the pleasure started racing through his veins to his nerve endings.  It took a few minutes but as with their fingers Neji and Naruto found a rhythm they were both satisfied with.

“Fuck you feel so good… I’ve never felt this good… Kami. Neji I can feel you… oh shit Shika don’t clench like that. I’m gonna cum.” Naruto growled as Shikamaru responded with another tight clench.

 

“I’m not going to last long.” The Nara whimpered, now leaning back so his head rested on Neji’s strong shoulder. Neji would thrust in as Naruto pulled out and Shikamaru was left with the sensation of being constantly full. His was now a wriggling, moaning, incoherent body. Shikamaru had officially checked out and that was just how Neji liked him. Reducing the genius to pants and moans turned him on to almost no end.

 

Eyes flashing up to Naruto’s, the Hyuuga swallowed. Naruto Uzumaki had always been a friend to him and since his teen years, had always been sexier then was necessary in his eyes. He’d considered it a given that Naruto’s sun god beauty belonged with the cold beauty of the wayward Uchiha. When he’d found out that Naruto and Shikamaru were in a relationship, he’d been jealous. Had he known either were on the market, he certainly wouldn’t have sat idly by and watched. Thrusting harder into Shikamaru, Neji leaned over and with one hand he pulled Naruto in for a searing kiss. Tongues chasing one another back and forth, their hands moved as one over their thin lover’s body eliciting louder cries from him.

 

Shikamaru felt as if his head were in the clouds and when he turned to look at Neji and Naruto kissing just a breath away from his nose, Shikamaru broke. It was too much, too intense. He couldn’t fight the pleasure that coursed through his body. Clenching tight and arching into it, Shikamaru cried out for both men as he came all over Naruto’s chest and stomach.

 

Dragging himself away for air and to scream from the tight clenching of Shikamaru’s ass around his cock, Naruto shook. Every muscle in his body tensed and he met Neji’s eyes once more before their thrusting became as one, filling and emptying Shikamaru at the same time. It only took three thrusts together before they erupted, filling Shikamaru deep inside with seed. Neji was silent in his pleasure which ripped his voice from him and sent him spiraling into an abyss he only ever found in the throes of passion with Shikamaru. Somehow they’d fallen to their sides on the bed, the genius a quivering mess between him and Naruto. They’d finally slid free after softening and in response, Shikamaru gave a low keening whine and wriggled against them.

 

“Fuck, so empty now.” The words made Naruto laugh and shake his head. Neji just snorted his response. “This means we’re all together now right?”

 

Naruto sighed but kissed Shikamaru’s nose. “It means we can talk about it tomorrow.” Neji relaxed and pulled the cover’s over their bodies. They should get up and clean up but it was obvious none of them had any desire to move.

 

“Talking is a start.” Neji whispered, leaning in to kiss Shikamaru and then after a moment of hesitation he kissed Naruto with the hope of giving the Uzumaki something to consider.

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