Jutsu Gone Wrong

Daisuke_Uchiha-Hi,everyone! Daisuke_Uchiha here to give you a new fic! And I gotta say that I never really thought about making a fic on Gaara and Sasuke! The thought never really crossed my mind!

Gaara-puts pouty face on- Well,that really does show how much you care about me...

Daisuke_Uchiha-T-That's not it,Gaara-chan! It's just that I've been thinking about writing fics with you and Lee,you and Naruto,you and Kakashi,you and Shikamaru,you and...

Gaara-sighs- Anyway,while Daisuke keeps on counting on for many pairing she's writing with me and other men,I'll say the disclaimer. Daisuke_Uchiha DOES NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! She only owns the story and any ideas that are in it. Though I think she owns the jutsu that is mentioned in this story. Also,THIS STORY HAS YAOI AND LEMON! MEANING IT'S GUY ON GUY EVEYTHING! IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO READ HERE! JUST SHOO! -looks at Daisuke_Uchiha with annoyed look- Oi! Daisuke! I said it!

Daisuke_Uchiha-stops counting- G-Gomen! And arigato,Gaara-chan! Now! ON WITH THE FIC! AWAY! -runs away like an idiot-

Gaara-sighs- This is sad...She forgot to tell you guys about the meanings of the words that are at the end of the chapter. -starts walking after Daisuke_Uchiha- Oh well...

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Chapter 1: Perfect Blunder

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(Gaara's POV)

"Ne,ototou? Why are we here again?"

I looked up at Temari after she asked me her question. I stopped walking and stood in front of the gates that blocked Konoha and me. I stood there for a moment in silence. I really had no reason for coming here. I just wanted to come here by myself,but Temari wouldn't let me come alone. Telling her that I wanted to come for no reason would irritate her and she'd get slightly mad at me. Slightly,but not entirely. She was still frightened of me in a unlike before she said things freely but cautiously.

I told her before that it was ok it speak however she wanted. But,Temari just shook her head and answered no. I didn't want her to feel like she had to tie her words down because of how I acted in the past. I wanted her to speak her mind. To say everything that she wanted to say for a long time. To say anything she wanted to say. I wanted her to be free not only in body,soul,and feelings,but verbally,too. I remember when I told her this she began to cry. Temari then went and embraced me as she sobbed on me. The first free word she wanted to tell me was-

"Ototou! I asked you something!"

Ototou...She said that ever since we were children that she's always wanted to come up to me,embrace me and call me ototou. When Temari told me that I felt very happy. I was happy that at that moment in time she told me that she had always cared for me.

I smiled at Temari. Suddenly,a blush appeared on her face and she looked the other way. I smiled even more at this action. Temari still hasn't gotten used to the fact that I'm smiling now. I only smile around her,Kankuro,and Naruto.

Naruto...

I turned to Temari and had finally came up with something to tell her.

"Nee-chan?" 

Temari turned around quickly at what I called her. This also made her blush deepen. It was after the Chunin Exams that I started calling Temari nee-chan and Kankuro aniki. Both of them blushing as I would call them this. When I asked why they would blush,they'd say:

"I-It's just cute how you say nee-chan and aniki."

Judging by how deep the blush on Temari's face is I'd say she wasn't used to me calling her that,either.

"Yes?" 

"The reason I'm here is because Naruto wanted me to come visit him. He said that he hasn't seen me in a long time so he asked for me to come. I didn't want to disappoint him so..."

"Ah,I see..." Temari walked over to me and patted my head. It felt nice having someone do that to me. It made me happy because no one used to do that. "You wanted to visit your first friend,huh?"

I nodded.

"Well,you could've told me in the first place! I would've brought you here in a heartbeat!"

"S-sorry..." 

Temari ruffled my hair and placed her hand at her side. "No need to be sorry,ototou."

Temari grinned and I couldn't help but smile.

"Now! Let's go see that blond ramen eater!"

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(Naruto's POV)

"Ne! Ne,Kakashi-sensei! Are you for real!"

"Yes,I'm 'for real',Naruto."

I jumped up to what felt like it was ten feet high. When I landed I hugged Kakashi-sensei very tightly.

"N-Naruto! If you don't stop hugging so hard I won't be able to do it!"

I stopped hugging Kakashi-sensei and apologized. I just couldn't contain myself. Whenever I heard that Kakashi-sensei was going to teach Sakura,Sasuke,and me a new jutsu I get really happy! So happy that I'd act like a complete fool...Even thought I already am one. It's just so exciting!

"So,Kakashi-sensei,what's the new jutsu about?"

I turned around and looked at Sakura who beat me to the punch. I looked up at Kakashi-sensei and signaled for me to sit beside Sakura. I did as I was told. Squirming in my spot,Kakashi-sensei began to speak.

"This jutsu is a jutsu that takes time and lots of practice to master. Useless you're a complete genius,like Sasuke,you must work hard to perfect it. Do you all understand me?"

The three of us nodded in unison. Kakashi-sensei's smile was visible through his clothed mask.

"Good. Now,the jutsu is called Kae-no-jutsu. Now,I know you're thinking that it's the same as the Transform jutsu. But I can assure you that it isn't. This jutsu will give the performer the ability to change any object into something else. Genin and chunin are not allowed to learn this because it is too hard for them. So jonin,anbu,and higher ranks know this jutsu."

"Is it that hard?"

Kakashi nodded,"Yes. To learn,no. But to master it,yes."

"Aren't all the jutsus we've learned so far as easy to learn? Then that means this one is the same as the others."

"Not really. It not only takes vast amounts of chakra,but your brain as well. In this jutsu you must,in order to change your enemy into something else,have a clear image of what you want them to be. If you don't,the jutsu will go completely wrong."

I nodded at what Kakashi-sensei said. I was starting to get when I heard a chuckle. I looked over to my left and saw that it was Sasuke. God,that guys boils my blood! I wanted to know what he was laughing about but didn't want to at the same time. If I showed curiosity it would give him a bigger edge on picking fun at me. I looked away and crossed my arms over my chest. I wasn't gonna let Sasuke get to me.

"You know...I think this'll be fun..."

Kakashi-sensei arched a brow. "Oh? And why's that,Sasuke?"

Sasuke leaned forward and looked at me. "Because I can't wait to see Naruto make a fool out of himself."

THAT'S IT!

I jumped up from my spot and pointed a finger at at Sasuke. "I've had enough of you,pretty boy! I'll show you that I can do this jutsu! And you'll be the one who messes up! You'll see,cockatoo!"

I saw Sasuke flinch and then he jumped up. He gave me a death glare that made me jump. Sasuke had his fists balled up and shaking. I looked at his face,it was flushed. It took me a moment to realize what was going on. Then,I grinned.

"Looks like I struck a nerve,eh,cockatoo?"

"Shut up! Quit calling me that!"

"Oooo! This is so funny! Sasuke get angry when someone calls him cockatoo!"

"I said shut up!"

"Make me by mastering the Kae-no-jutsu!"

"Fine! You'll see! I'll shut that mouth you use to eat ramen with!"

I smiled. I had a feeling that today was gonna be a good day...

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(Sasuke's POV)

"Chikusho..." 

I looked over at Kakashi-sensei and saw that he was observing Sakura. Turns out that,like always,she was the first one to complete the jutsu. She was jumping around happy as can be. Once she saw that I was looking at her,she'd wave at me and ask if I saw her. Like always I'd just ignore her and go back to what I was doing. It always bothered me when Sakura would complete a jutsu and try to get my attention with it. I would if she still hasn't gotten the message that I don't and never will like her? And if she hasn't gotten it,then boy is she dense! (A/N: I just had to bad mouth Sakura for a moment. I can't stand that about her!)

I looked back at Sakura and saw that she had a sad face on. Kakashi-sensei was trying his best to comfort her. As Sakura started to cheer up Naruto would come and bring it all down. Seeing as how Naruto has a crush on her...In the end it would always end up with Naruto getting insulted by Sakura or her fist in his face. I sighed as I looked at Naruto laying on the floor with a red spot on his cheek.

I don't know what he sees in her. She's violent,loud,can't control herself. And to top it all off she's 'madly in love' with me. Knowing this makes me feel sorry for Naruto. I don't want Sakura to like me. I'd rather have her like Naruto instead. To tell you the truth,they're meant for each other.

"I-I did it!"

I was snapped out of my thoughts when I heard Naruto. He was jumping up and down like a maniac!

"Do you see? Do you see? I finally did the Kae-no-jutsu!"

"..."

 

HE DID WHAT!

"That's good,Naruto."

"Wow! You actually did it!"

I stood there in my spot with my mouth wide open. Kakashi and Sakura were praising Naruto for his accomplishment. Kakashi was patting Naruto of his head while Sakura patted his back. As all this happened I just watched. Feeling very low...

Naruto beat me to it. Naruto did the jutsu before. Naruto completed it faster than I could. Naruto...is better than me...

A sad expression crawled up on my face. I wasn't feeling cocky anymore,just depressed. I felt sad just looking at how Naruto was getting ahead of me and receiving attention for it. That never happened to me. No one was there to say,'Yay,Sasuke! You did it!' or 'I'm glad you were able to do it!' ...No one's spoken to me like that since my family was killed. I guess it's because I'm so supposed 'genius' that no one really praises me like they do Naruto. Heck,I'm not a genius. I'm not perfect even though everyone thinks I'm am. I'm just your normal ninja trying to learn as much as he can while making mistakes along the way.

Why can't anyone see that?

"Is something wrong,Sasuke?"

I looked up at Kakashi who was suddenly in front of me. I shook my head.

"Are you sure? 'Cause as soon as Naruto said that he did the Kae-no-jutsu you stop right in your tracks."

I gave Kakashi a glare and spun around. I didn't want to look at Kakashi in the face. Because it I did then he;d know I'm lying. I scoffed at him and spoke in my I-don't-give-a-damn tone.

"Please. I was just watching at how stupid that blond bimbo gets so excited over a small thing. There's nothing more to it."

I waited for a while to see what Kakashi would do. After I heard nothing I turned around and looked at him. He was still standing there with a worried look in his eyes. Suddenly when I blinked I felt Kakashi's hand on my head. I looked up at him and he just smiled.

"It's ok,Sasuke. No one's perfect. If you're having trouble doing the jutsu then don't be afraid to ask for my help. You can also ask Sakura and Naruto to help you out. Just remember,it takes time."

I blushed at what Kakashi told me. I felt very embarrassed,but not because of what he said. But because he had patted my head. A chuckle came from Kakashi. I'm guessing it was because of my reaction. Kakashi lifted his hand off my head,which caused me to whimper at the loss of comfort I just had. He then pushed me off in Naruto and Sakura's direction.

Sakura was the first to notice me coming.

"Ah! Sasuke-kun! What brings you over here?"

I looked down at my feet and spoke to Sakura. All the while I was trying to ignore Naruto as he had on this chessey grin.

"Um...I'm...I'm having trouble doing the Kae-no-jutsu. And I was wondering..." I placed my hand on the back of my neck and rubbed it. "If you and Naruto could help me out..."

After I finished asking for help,Naruto burst out laughing.

"Oh! Wow! This is gold! Pure gold! Sasuke can't do the jutsu!"

"Naruto! Stop making fun of Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto slapped his knee and laughed even harder. "W-Why? This is just so funny! Sasuke usually does every jutsu he comes across perfectly! Now,he can't do this jutsu! And he's always telling me how I can't do anything and here it is! I did it,he can't!" Naruto stopped laughing and looked dead into my eyes. "Karma's a bitch,ain't it?"

I stood there shocked at what I just heard. It just kept playing over and over in my head.

"NA-RU-TO! Why'd you say that!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Because he's always,ALWAYS looking down on me! He's always saying shit about me,to me,or anyone in front of my fucking face! And I hate it! I've had enough of it! So now that Sasuke is in the same situation that I was in,I'm gonna take advantage of it! I'm gonna put him down for once in his life! I'm gonna make him feel like shit even if it is for this one moment in time! I'm gonna make him feel lower than dirt! Just like he did to me! And-"

"I'm not perfect!"

Naruto closed his mouth and looked at me. Sakura did the same as Naruto. Both shocked at the tone in my voice.

"I'm not fucking perfect! I'm just like you! I make mistakes,too! Just because I'm from the Uchiha clan doesn't mean that everything I do is perfect! I'm struggling to be a good ninja! Sure,having the Uchiha name makes me highly respected and known throughout the four corners of the world,but that doesn't mean you can just assume I'm perfect! I'm just a fucking average ninja trying to get through this! I'm just trying to learn! And I'm just trying for once in my life to swallow my pride and ask you guys for help! But guess what? I can't even do that 'cause I'm just too 'perfect' to do that!" I balled my fists up while trying to keep them at my sides. "You know what...Screw you guys."

"S-Sasuke-kun!"

"I don't need your help to do this stupid jutsu! I can do it on my own!"

I took a few steps away from Naruto and Sakura. When I came to a stop I began doing the hand signs that Kakashi taught us for the Kae-no-jutsu.

"Inu,Ousu-buta,Tora,Ryu,Hebi!" I closed my eyes and tried to get an image in my head,but couldn't. I was just too angry. I finally lost all concentration when I heard a familiar voice speak.

"Ohayo,Naruto!"

I turned around to see who it was. As a result,I ended up hitting the person with the Kae-no-jutsu. A puff a smoke covered the person. I couldn't see them,but all I heard was Naruto yell out a name.

"GAARA!"

Fuck...

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Daisuke_Uchiha-Well,that turned out better then how it was in my head.

Gaara- looks at Daisuke Uchiha with a death glare in his eyes- You made Sasuke hit me with the jutsu?

Daisuke_Uchiha- laughs nervously- It's a part of the fic! If I didn't make Sasuke do that then there'd be no fic!

Gaara- True...But now I'm starting to wonder about something?

Daisuke_Uchiha- What?

Gaara- What did Sasuke change me into? I mean,the jutsu is called the Kae-no-jutsu. So-

Daisuke_Uchiha- WAIT A SECOND! I have to tell the readers what the japanese words mean! Jeez!

Gaara- I'll save you the trouble.

Daisuke_Uchiha- Damn...

Gaara- looks at reader- This are the japanese words and here is a list of what they mean:

1.ototou- little brother

2.nee-chan- sister

3.aniki- big or older brother

4.Kae-no-jutsu- this jutsu is the jutsu that Daisuke made up. The Kae means change and this jutsu changes your enemy into whatever you want them to be during battle.

7.Chikusho- damn

8-12.Inu,Ousu-buta,Tora,Ryu,Hebi- these are the names of the hand signs that are used in the Kae-no-jutsu. Inu means dog,Ousu-buta means boar,Tora means tiger,Ryu means dragon,and Hebi means snake.

Now,let's get back to... -turns around and sees that Daisuke is gone- Why that little...She ran away! I'll get her! -starts to run- Don't forget to leave reviews!