Shinigami Shuffle

(I'm thinking)

"I'm speaking"

"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"


(Demon / summon / ghost thinking)

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Tsunade shook her head "alright knock it off all of you! Sakura another peep out of you and I will remove your reproductive organs" that shut pinky up cause she wanted to have Sasuke's kids "your mission is to go to Sand and pick up some documents from Gaara"

"yes hokage-sama"

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"alright lets go" said Yamato as they headed to Sand.

"hey, Naruto are there other things you haven't told us?" asked Kakashi

"maybe, could you tell me what I said, my memory is a little fuzzy" said the reaper who was hoping he didn't say he was an undead reaper and Sakura was the real container for the nine tailed fox ... that would be bad ... very very bad.

"you said you hated that orange jumpsuit and only wore it because you had no choice, your gay and you thought Sakura was a guy" said Yamato and Kakashi snickered.

Naruto didn't show it, but he was relieved "wow I got a lot off my chest! Well ... there are a few more things, like ramen, it is good, but more importantly it's cheap and no one tries to poison me at Ichiraku"

"people try to poison you!" screamed a shocked wood user

"yeah" he shrugged, it wasn't a big deal to him since he was a reaper. What can you do to someone who's already dead? ... Not much

Kakashi and Yamato were shocked that Naruto's treatment was so bad. Sai, however, looked indifferent.

Sakura decided to cut into the conversation "quit lying idiot, we're on a mission and shouldn't be talking about unimportant things, like you. Of course, we can talk about Sasuke"

Everyone remained quiet, which made Sakura sulk.

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Three days and a new problem later team 7 made it to Sand. They checked into a hotel and waited for Gaara to finish his meeting.

"hey Naruto, why don't you go see Gaara" said Kakashi

"sure, but why?"

"he likes you more ... and I don't want to take the chance that he might still be mad at me for flirting with Temari … he's very protective of her" whimpered Kakashi as Naruto laughed at him.

(that's because she holds Shukaku and is a friend of Gaara's) "fine I'll get them" snickered the blonde.

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Naruto entered Gaara's office and shut the door "hey Gaara, my team wanted some documents, but that can wait. I wanted to discuss a problem that came up on our way here"

Garra set up a sound proof barrier and gave his general his full attention.

"Sakura snuck off one night while we were traveling here and met a person. That person was Sasuke. Yep, she's betraying the village."

Gaara shrugged "there're always a ninja or two betraying a village. It could go on for months or years before anyone notices"

"your right, and normally I wouldn't be concerned, but Kakashi saw"

"shit"

"my sentiments exactly ... I figure I have about a week or two before I have to start saving the bitch from assassination attempts or execution ... I might need your position as kazekage if things get that bad" says Naruto as he rubs his temples.

Gaara looks Naruto up and down admiring the new outfit Naruto was wearing. Gaara stood up and walked over to his general "this must be stressful for you" he put his hands palms flat against Naruto's chest "would you like me to help relieve some of that stress?" Gaara let his hands slide down Naruto's torso and let them rest on the zipper of the blonde's pants.

Naruto smirked

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"I wonder what's taking Naruto so long. He should've been done by now" said Yamato as he, Sai and Kakashi approached Gaara's office.

Sai said "dickless probably got distracted"

Gaara's secretary wasn't there so they let themselves in.

When they opened the door they heard "Oh oh oh FUCK yes … Harder … AHHH Yes Fuck me" and they saw a flushed, naked Gaara bent over his desk with an equally naked Naruto behind him thrusting his huge cock into the Kazekage.

A shocked Yamato said "ummm Naruto, what are you d-doing?"

Naruto paused mid thrust earning a whimper from Gaara "errrrr … strengthening the bonds between Sand and Leaf"

Gaara groaned "what are you doing? Negotiations aren't done yet AHH!" he screamed as Naruto roughly thrust back into him.

"always so impatient" he chuckled completely ignoring the two jonin and his teammate on the floor. All three had past out because of massive nosebleeds.

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Back at the hotel a few hours later Naruto and his senseis were talking "what's the big deal, Yamato-sensei? I got the documents we needed"

"it's not that, it's just how come you didn't tell us that you were dating Gaara?" asked Yamato

The reaper shrugged "Gaara's the kazekage, so we kept our relationship quiet to avoid any issues"

Yamato nodded understanding the situation.

"does this mean I can't call you dickless anymore?" asked Sai who was still reeling from his first nosebleed.

Naruto chuckled "yeah, but no worries, we'll think of another nickname"

"how about whiskers?" asked Sai

Naruto shrugged "yeah sure go ahead"

The hotel door opened and Sakura walked in. She never noticed Kakashi's and Yamato's suspicious glance and no one noticed the reaper give a 'why me?' look while crying anime tears.

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The team made it back to Konoha without any more problems and were now in Tsunade's office.

"so do you have the documents from Gaara?" the fifth hokage asked

"whiskers has them and he displayed some interesting techniques to get them" said Sai

Tsunade raised an eyebrow at the strange comment (Sai has a new nickname for Naruto and what does he mean by 'technique', I'll have Kakashi and Yamato ... explain why are they blushing? What the hell happened in Sand?)

Saskura snorted "technique? This idiot has no technique"

"yes he does and he has a really big-mmmmf"

Naruto snickered as Kakashi and Yamato clapped their hands over Sai's mouth "that would fall under 'inappropriate conversation topics' category" said Yamato and Sai nodded.

Tsunade rolled her eyes "that's enough! You're dismissed, out now!"

"actually, hokage-sama, Kakashi and I need to talk to you" said Yamato

Tsunade shrugged "fine, you three shoo"

Naruto mentally frowned as he followed Sai and Sakura out (and so it begins. At least tings will get more interesting)