Shorts

Itachi pov

On the sidelines Deidara huffed rolling his blue eyes as he watched the spectacle his little brother and boyfriends brother made. " Why do those two always have to make a spectacle of themselves? Yea."

Itachi chuckled amused by their antics. "It's just how they are."

"Better question is why do you have to use any word you learn a hundred times." Hidan snapped looking up from where he was drawing symbols to pray to his lord Jashin. Glaring at him, Deidara stuck his tongu. "Shut up Satanist."

"Jashin-Sama is far more powerful then the fictional Satan demands."

"I would have to see it to believe."

"Just wait!"

Sighing fondly Itachi watched the two banter as the rest of the group joined them. Kisame glared at his childish friends as he sat beside Itachi. "I see the two idiots are fighting again."

"I am not an idiot." The two chorused.

"Suuurre you aren't."

Shikamaru pov

Shikamaru grunted as something sharp dug into his side waking him from his nap. Annoyed he opened his eyes and glared at the offender which happened to be the foot of none other then Neji. Looking up he met pale eyes. "Do you mind?"

"In fact I do." Neji huffed withdrawing his foot. "Why is it you sleep all the time yet still get better grades then me?"

This again. Rolling his eyes Shikamaru pushed himself up onto his elbows as he realized Neji wasn't planning to leave. "We are in seventh grade. Why are you so obsessed with getting perfect grades?"

Scowling Neji crossed his arms. " Because how I do in school can affect what collage I go to. Better question is why aren't you?"

"I repeat. We are in the seventh grade." Shikamaru sighed collapsing back on the ground. This conversation was so tiring.

"So! Our grades still Matt-Ah!" Neji yelled as he found himself being pulled down. He yelped as he landed next to Shikamaru on the ground. Huffing he tried to regain his composer. "What do you think you are doing?"

Shikamaru closed his eyes. "Since it seems you aren't leaving any time soon I though you should at least join me for a nap." Tactfully he tacked on. "It does help stimulate the brain."

Neji wanted to protest but paused as he thought over his last words. Grumpily he laid down and moved more comfortably onto his side facing Shikamaru. "This is so unsightly."

" Go to sleep Neji."