Akatsuki Maddness

Again with card games, Itachi snapping for reasons unknown so nothing new there, and wacky censored boxes and the two so called hardasses of Akatsuki have teddy bears....who knew? All and more. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *laughing*
Itachi: *grinning*
Zetsu: *looks at Deidara* Iunno...
Tobi: :'(
Hoshiko: *smirk*

Hidan: *laughing*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *tackles Tobi* Gees, you're a fast little f--ker aren't you?
Deidara: *sits up and winces as he sits down*
Sasori: :D

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: What's up Kisame?
Zetsu: *grins* You alright there Dei-chan?
Tobi: *is tackled* Tobi needs to be when he's running from Senpai :(
Hoshiko: *tackles* *the rest is censored*

Hidan: XD
Kisame: Nothing, I think I ate my cake too fast.
Kitsune: I suppose you do, especially with those bombs chasing you ne? ^^ *hugs* I wasn't making fun of you though Tobi.
Deidara: ..........Iie un........*rubs lower back*
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: Oh dear.
Zetsu: Heh.
Tobi: TT__TT
Hoshiko: ::Censored::

Hidan: *smirk*
Kisame: I just need a moment to let it digest a little more. I'll be fine.
Kitsune: I mean it. I can teach you how to play hanafuda seriously, the whole masturbation thing........I think you should work that out yourself.
Deidara: T_T Hidan's a asshole un.
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: Cool.
Zetsu: But you love it... *slaps self* shut up Zetsu...
Tobi: Cool ^^
Hoshiko: ::Censored::

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *nervous grin*
Kitsune: *sits up* Hai, wanna learn?
Deidara: *mumbles* Maybe if he was a little gentler.
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: What?
Zetsu: ...okay...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ::censored::

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Nothing, my stomach just felt really weird for a second there.
Kitsune: *pulls deck of cards out of robes, shuffles and gives some to Tobi, herself and lays some on the ground before putting the pile down* Okay now this is how you do it....*for reasons of being lazy lets say he's being taught how to play ne?*
Deidara: *hands over mouth* I didn't just say that out loud did I un? O.O
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: ...Kisame are you hiding something from me? *glare*
Zetsu: Yeah you did...
Tobi: Oh I see! ^^
Hoshiko: ::censored::

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *shiftyeyes* Like what Itachi-kun?
Kitsune: Hai, now it's your turn. ^^
Deidara: *covers face* Oh kami....un...
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: *eats*
Itachi: Anything. *deeper glare*
Zetsu: *pats Deidara*
Tobi: *makes his move*
Hoshiko: ::censored::

Hidan: *drinks tea*
Kisame: *sweatdrop* L...Like what though?
Kitsune: Ooh, nice move. *makes own move*
Deidara: *sniffle*
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: *drinks(
Itachi: Everything Kisame. Everything. *looking like he's about to kill*
Zetsu: *hugs Deidara*
Tobi: ^^ *plays another go*
Hoshiko: ::censored::

Hidan: *drinks green tea*
Kisame: *holding up hands* I...ii..iie, iie....
Kitsune: ^^ *plays another*
Deidara: :3 *is hugged*
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: *watches Itachi*
Itachi: There is something you're not telling me. Shall I use my Sharingan on you?
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3 *has another go*
Hoshiko: ::censored*

Hidan: *watches and drinks*
Kisame: *shakes head wildly* Iie, iie.
Kitsune: *gaps* Oh wow, look Tobi. *points at his cards* You go the whole set of hills that's about six points. Way to go! ^^
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: ::censored::

Kakuzu: *watches*
Itachi: *glare* Tell me
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Woo!
Hoshiko: ::censored::

Hidan: *same*
Kisame: *shifting backwards* Nothing I swear, my stomach is just a little upset that's all.
Kitsune: ^^ *places cards out again while marking score down on notepad* Okay you won that round so you start again.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: ::censored and loving it::

Kakuzu: This is getting interesting.
Itachi: *crawls forward* Kisame.
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Yay! *places a card down*
Hoshiko: ::censored xDDDDDD::

Hidan: Hai. *drinks*
Kisame: *still moving backwards* If...if it's anything it's Kit's fault!
Kitsune: *playing her hand* Woo, InoShikaCho. Five points. *marks score.* You're turn.
Deidara: This is going to get messy isn't it un?
Sasori: ::yay for being censored!::

Kakuzu: *watches*
Itachi: *growls and tackles Kisame* TELL ME NOW >:C
Zetsu: O__O *watches Itachi*
Tobi: Woo! ^^ *plays go*
Hoshiko: ::censored is where it is at, will be back soon though::

Hidan: *watching*
Kisame: *is tackled* EEEKK!! It's nothing it's nothing!! *struggling*
Kitsune: *plays go*
Deidara: Hehe...*snuggles into Zetsu protectively*
Sasori: ::Hai XDD::

Kakuzu: *watch*
Itachi: *strangling* TELL ME NOW >:C
Zetsu: *pats Deidara*
Tobi: ^^ *plays go*
Hoshiko: ::censored back in a sec!::

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *choking* Stop! Stop! ><
Kitsune: *plays go and looks over at group* Oi, Itachi leave him alone you know killing your partner is forbidden.
Deidara: Puuurrr ^^
Sasori: ::the number you have called is censored, if you are under 18 please hang up and don't call again.::

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: NOT UNTIL HE TELLS ME >:C
Zetsu: I wouldn't anger him Kit-chan, spesh when he's like this.
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ::xD::

Hidan: *drinks tea*
Kisame: *still choking* I don't know......GAK!!.......I don't know!
Kitsune: Yeesh. *looks at cards* Wow, Tobi you got all the sakura flowers too. 10 points. ^^
Deidara: :3
Sasori: ::ingaged signal::

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: YOU DO KNOW!
Zetsu: *hides behind Kit*
Tobi: Yay! *places card down*
Hoshiko: And we're back in the room. *puts clothes on* Come on Sasori! *yawns and streches* Let's go see the others.

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *squeals* I don't I don't I swear!! ><
Kitsune: *has her turn* Ooh, I got all the roses. Hey Zetsu-koi.
Deidara: *was taken with Zetsu* ^^
Sasori: *stretches, then dresses* Hai, why not.

Kakuzu: *watches*
Itachi: I know you're lying. *takes out a teddy bear* Tell or Mr. Snuggles gets it Kisame.
Zetsu: Kon-nichiwa!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ^^ *takes Sasori's hand and walks outside* Wow, what did we miss? Never mind actually...
Zetsu: And where were you?
Hoshiko: ...No where...

Hidan: *tea and watches*
Kisame: But Itachi Mr. Snuggles is your teddy bear. *simpson rip off*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *huggles Kit around the waist*
Sasori: *smirks*

Kakuzu: *watching*
Itachi: Oh yeah... *pulls out another one* Well then how about Mr. Huggles?!
Zetsu: Huggles and Snuggles? You two are sad...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *grins*
Zetsu: So... what were you two doing?
Hoshiko: Err... not anything as bad as Deidara and Hidan *grin*

Hidan: *growls*
Kisame: Not Mr. Huggles!
Kitsune: Phhfft....HAHAHAHA!! Snuggles?! Huggles?! You two are ment to be badass?! HAHAHAHA!!
Deidara: *sigh*
Sasori: *hits the ground in a fit of laughter from both the teddies and the Hidan Dei comment*

Kakuzu: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Itachi: *doom* Don't make me Sharingan your ass.
Zetsu: *rolling about laughing*
Tobi: *giggling*
Hoshiko: *joins Sasori* xDDDDD

Hidan: *snerk*
Kisame: *gloom* They're laughing at us....
Kitsune: *bashing fist on the ground while laughing her ass off* XDD
Deidara: *giggle*
Sasori: *almost hyperventilating*

Kakuzu: Hahahahahaha the lame thing is they have matching names and look the same xDDDDDDD
Itachi: *gets up and walks off*
Zetsu: *choking*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Ahhhh! Sex then laughing is not a good combo! xD

Hidan: ........*bursts out laughing*
Kisame: *sweatdrops* I'm never gonna live this down.
Kitsune: *can't breath* XDD
Deidara: HAHAHAHAHA!! *falls onto his side holding his ribs*
Sasori: H....h....Hai! *continues laughing*

Kakuzu: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Itachi: *walks in to the pond*
Zetsu: I-Itachi's gonna drown HAHAHA!
Tobi: *giggling*
Hoshiko: *dying of laughter*

Hidan: *laughing*
Kisame: *shame* Itachi-kun, don't do that......again.
Kitsune: *gasping with laughter*
Deidara: >< *still on te floor laughing*
Sasori: *I think he might have died of laughter*

Kakuzu: *laughing still*
Itachi: *bubbles*
Zetsu: x'D
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *still giggleing* Sasori-san! Hahahah... don't die! ahahaaa!

Hidan: *laughing*
Kisame: *runs after Itachi* Iie! Don't drown! *dives in*
Kitsune: Haha! He just tried to kill you! Haha! ><
Deidara: *gasp* >< *gasp* Hahahaha!!
Sasori: *ventilator*

Kakuzu: *pounding the ground with fists*
Itachi: *bubbles*
Zetsu: x'D
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *mouth to mouth with Sasori but still laughing*

Hidan: *crying with laughter*
Kisame: *trying to pull Itachi back to the surface*
Kitsune: *hicupped laughter*
Deidara: *pretty much the same as Kit*
Sasori: *concious but still laughing*

Kakuzu: *still laughing*
Itachi: Oh the humiliation...
Zetsu: x'D
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Yay hahaha... you're... hahahahaha... alive... *faints*

Hidan: *shakes head chuckling*
Kisame: That doesn't mean you have to kill yourself.
Kitsune: *is in too much pain to continue laughing*
Deidara: *is trying to breath*
Sasori: Hai....hahaha....but now.....hahaha....you're un....hahaha....unconcious...

Kakuzu: Ah...
Itachi: *hugs Mr. Snuggles*
Zetsu: *collapses*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *fainted*

Hidan: *has calmed down*
Kisame: *sweatdrop*
Kitsune: *looks up and spots Itachi* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD It hurts....hurts.....
Deidara: *still laying on the ground*
Sasori: *is laying with his head on Hosh's stomach* Too funny.

Kakuzu: *resting*
Itachi: You know... Kit was awfully cute as a baby...
Zetsu: Wha?
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *fainted*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: Er....
Kitsune: *gasping for breath* I.....*gasp*......know I was....
Deidara: *still laying on ground*
Sasori: *still laying on Hosh*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: I have pictures... wanna see? Oooh there's one where she's nakie and it's so cute ^^
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *fainted*

Hidan: *drinks some tea and smirks*
Kisame: You took that one out of my wallet.
Kitsune: *to exsausted to move* How'd you get some of my baby photos Itachi?
Deidara: *is half asleep from over laughter*
Sasori: Hehe....Show us.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: No I didn't. You still have it you pervert.
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *stops breathing*

Hidan: *snerk*
Kisame: Oh.......oops....
Kitsune: *giggle* You just incriminated yourself Kisame-kun. *too weak to do anything about it*
Deidara: Oh, no un. Hosh-chan isn't breathing un. *crawls over to her*
Sasori: And what kind of photo might that be Kisame?
Kisame: None of your business.
Deidara: *tapping Hosh's cheek* Un?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Hahaha
Zetsu: Sasori... I think your girlfriend is dead...
Tobi: Hoshiko-chan? *pokes*
Hoshiko: *not moving or breating*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *grin*
Kitsune: *can't move, too sore*
Deidara: *starts hand to move* ^^
Sasori: .........Dude......Dei-chan, that's just wrong.
Deidara: But affective un.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *watches Deidara*
Zetsu: ...I don't think that'll work...
Tobi: :(
Hoshiko: *chokes on Deidara's hand mouth tongues*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *semi comatosed*
Deidara: Oops un. *smacks hand* Bad un. No tongue when you're trying to save someone's life un.
Sasori: I'll do it. *mouth to mouth*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Is it actually possible to die laughing?
Tobi: *shrugs*
Hoshiko: *not moving*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *dead at the moment will revive soon*
Deidara: I don't think so Zetsu un.
Sasori: *still doing mouth to mouth....minus tongue*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Um... did Kit just die too?
Tobi: Why is everyone dieing?!
Hoshiko: *twitches a little*

Hidan: *pokes Kit wit end of scyth*
Kisame: Dude, is she isn't dead she'll kill your ass.
Hidan: Promises, promises. *keeps poking*
Kitsune: *raises head* I'm not literally dead you jerk now stop it.
Hidan: .........*poke, poke, poke*
Kitsune: GAH!! That's it! *dives onto Hidan, smoke pile beatup*
Kisame: Told ya.
Deidara: *sweatdrop*
Sasori: She moved......I must be doing something right then. *keeps mouth to mouthing*

Kakuzu: *side steps away* You asked for it...
Itachi: *sweat drop*
Zetsu: Ugh...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *wakes up* Mmpphpgghh? *can't talk properly because of the mouth to mouth*

Hidan: *is being severly beaten please leave a message*
Kisame: O.O *watching*
Kitsune: *is in the middle of beating Hidan up don't leave a message*
Deidara: Un. *= dude in Dei's vocab*
Kisame: *nods*
Sasori: *takes mouth away* Oh yay, you're the first life I've saved in years.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *sits up* I must be really special then :p

Hidan: *arm flies out of the dust cloud* AAAHHH!! MY ARM!!
Kisame: .......
Kitsune: *manic laughter, somehow got hold of his scyth*
Deidara: ......
Sasori: Hai, welcome back. Though there's just no way I'm giving Hidan mouth to mouth if he needs it.

Kakuzu: *sigh* Another arm to fix...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: ^^ *smooch*

Hidan: *still screaming as a leg bounces out*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: MWAHAHAHAHA!! *beatup*
Deidara: Oh dear un.
Sasori: :3 *smooch back*

Kakuzu: And a leg...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: *another arm and shoulder* AARRGGHH!!
Kisame: Is his screams of agony only making me feel ill?
Kitsune: *slicing and dicing please take a ticket and get in line*
Deidara: ....
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: I'm used to it.
Itachi: I feel like I have worms in my stomach...
Zetsu: *hand over mouth* I don't feel too good.
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Heh... poor Hidan.

Hidan: *still screaming*
Kisame: *gulp* Ugh....
Kitsune: *still killing*
Deidara: Nah, I'm pretty good actually un. I'm surprised though Zetsu-kun, you eat people afterall un.
Sasori: Great stress relief though.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: But they don't scream...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Hai ^^

Hidan: *suddenly went oddly quiet*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *stops, scyth in one hand Hidan's head in the other blood everywhere*
Hidan: *his head* Feel better now?
Kitsune: Yup ^^
Deidara: They've never screamed, not even once un?
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Thanks Kit... now I have to put him together again...
Itachi: Using Hidan's decapitated head... this could become a good prank...
Zetsu: Well... mnot as bad as Hidan...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Hn... I feel like pie...
Zetsu: How can you eat when you see that?!
Hoshiko: *eats pie* Oh I enjoy that kinda thing ^^
Itachi: You're mad.
Hoshiko: Arigato!
Itach and Zetsu: *sweat drop*

Kitsune: *bloody* Oi, anyone want a little head! ^^ Hehe...
Hidan: You're a sick bitch you know that?
Kitsune: *licks Hidan's cheek* So I've noticed. Ooh, pie. Hosh, what flavour pie is that?
Kisame: *walks off holding stomach* I'm going to be sick.
Deidara: *chuckles*
Sasori: Pie?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *runs off and throws up*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *shifty eyes* Raspberry...

Hidan: *sigh*
Kisame: So nasty....
Kitsune: ....Can I have a piece, kudasai?
Deidara: *looking at Hidan's head that Kit's holding* Hehe...
Hidan: I'll bite you Rock-bitch.
Sasori: *puppy dog look* Pie.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *follows Kisame*
Zetsu: *doesn't come back*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Sasori-saaaan you know I can't resist your cute wittle face! *gives a slice of pie to Sasori and Kitsune*

Hidan: ......sharies?
Kisame: *still walking both hands over his stomach*
Kitsune: Arigato Hosh-chwan. *looks down at Hidan's head in her lap* You don't have a stomach if you haven't noticed.
Deidara: Want me to give you a hand with Hidan, Kakuzu-kun un?
Sasori: :3 Arigato koibito. *kiss on cheek*

Kakuzu: Iie, I can manage *goes to retrive pieces of Hidan*
Itachi: *still following*
Zetsu: *has not come back*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: ..... *handed to Kakuzu*
Kisame: *still walking*
Kitsune: *finished pie, gone to find Zetsu*
Deidara: You sure un? *twiddles fingers*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Hai... *starts to put Hidan back together*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *gone*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *eats Pie*

Hidan: ......
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *found Zetsu* Are you alright?
Deidara: *sits down to watch*
Sasori: *eating pie with Hosh*

Kakuzu: *sewing*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: No...
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: ^^ *eats*

Hidan: *being sewed*
Kisame: *walking*
Kitsune: Is it my fault?
Deidara: *watching*
Sasori: :3 Nummies.

Kakuzu: *sewing still*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Maybe...
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: You know... I was browsing on the Internet last night and aparently the top two favourite pairings with you are DeidaraxSasori and SakuraxSasori... there was also a lovely picture of SasorixGaara...

Hidan: ....
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: *bursts out crying* Gomen nasai!
Deidara: O.O *looks up at Hosh slowly*
Sasori: *chokes on his pie* That......bit..ch.....never.....in a.....million.......years...

Kakuzu: Done.
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: :S *hugs Kitsune*
Tobi: *chuckles*
Hoshiko: Sorry Sasori-san! I thought you should know. *looks down at Deidara* You know, you're a little slut with the Fan fictions Deidei-chan. DeidaraxIno... DeidaraxZetsu DeidaraxTobi... DeidaraxItachixKisame...

Hidan: ....
Kisame: *still walking*
Kitsune: *sobbing into Zetsu's chest*
Deidara: *pales* You're......kidding un?
Sasori: *giving himself the hymlick*
Random Fangirl: You like totally forgot DeidaraxHidan, DeidaraxLeader, DeidaraxAkatsuki.
Deidara: *glares at fangirl and sets a swarm of clay bird onto her* Katsu-un. *goes back to looking shocked*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *pats*
Tobi: TobixDeidara- ew...
Hoshiko: *hymlics Sasori and kisses his cheek* Just winding you up Sasori-san!

Hidan: .......
Kisame: *stops walking*
Kitsune: *sobbing* I...I'm sorry.....Z...Zetsu-kun.....I...I don't......know what's wrong with me.....
Deidara: I like you Tobi but not that much un.
Sasori: Arigato. Though.......The HidanxDeidara isn't that surprising really. Considering. *grin*
Deidara: *glare* Shut up un.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *looks worried* Errr... Iie there's nothing wrong with you...
Tobi: Good.
Hoshiko: *purs* My favourite pairing is SasorixHoshiko...

Hidan: .......You done yet?
Kisame: *just standing there*
Kitsune: *hiccup sobbing* B..but my.....my emotions....are all over the place....I just tore H...Hidan apart and now I'm crying like a little BITCH!! *starts crying again*
Deidara: Friends not.....other things un.
Sasori: *grin* Ooh, I like that pairing too.

Kakuzu: I was done a while ago... you just seem to enjoy sitting on my lap.
Itachi: *same*
Zetsu: Don't cry Kitsune-chan! *smooch*
Tobi: Okay... cool.
Hoshiko: *purs*

Hidan: *looks at self* Oh....you could have mentioned that.
Kisame: ....Yep, gonna be sick. *runs over to bushes and throws up*
Kitsune: T_T *pounce, kisses* *amrs and legs around Zetsu*
Deidara: Hai un.
Sasori: ^^ ~<3

Kakuzu: Off now.
Itachi: Ew... *waits*
Zetsu: ^^' *hugs Kit back*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ~chu

Hidan: Aw, but you're comphy. *gets off*
Kisame: *still being sick*
Kitsune: *snog*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: And you're gay!
Itachi: *waits*
Zetsu: *is snogging Kitsune... again*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *huggles Sasori*

Hidan: That hurt dude.
Kisame: *finished, goes to water*
Kitsune: *flips Zetsu onto the gound......well, you know....^^*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *huggles, kisses*

Kakuzu: Well it's true...
Itachi: *follows and offers Kisame a mint*
Zetsu: O__O
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Hehe ^^

Hidan: I perfer the term bisexual personally.
Kisame: Arigato. *takes mint*
Kitsune: *He loves it and you know it XD*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: ~chu

Kakuzu: Alright alright... half gay.
Itachi: You're welcome.
Zetsu: *SHHH*
Tobi: I'm bored.
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: ....Good enough.
Kisame: *still looks ill*
Kitsune: *Hehehe.*
Deidara: O.o Who knew Kit and Zetsu were voyers un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Haha... you're half gay.
Itachi: *covers Kisame's eyes* Kitsune and Zetsu are at it again...
Zetsu: *yeah*
Tobi: Ew...
Hoshiko: *to Kitsune and Zetsu* GET AN EFFING ROOM YOU PERVERTS!

Hidan: Shut u....wow. I didn't know Kit could do that. *tilts head to the side*
Kisame: *whimper* I don't need to see that right after being sick.
Kitsune: *ignores everyone and keeps going*
Deidara: Oh my un. *covers Tobi's eyes....er....eye hole*
Sasori: *bursts out laughing*

Kakuzu: *tilts head too* I don't know if I should be disgusted or turned on...
Itachi: *leads Kisame*
Zetsu: *Yeah... feels really bad about this*
Tobi: Who turned out the lights.
Hoshiko: *doom* Oh my... *walks over and draws curtains around Kitsune and Zetsu so no one can see*

Hidan: Aw...
Kisame: *is led away*
Kitsune: *gotta love to pop up curtains ne? ^^*
Deidara: *cautiously lowers hand from Tobi's eye*
Sasori: *giggling wickedly*

Kakuzu: Spoil sport...
Itachi: *stops and lets go*
Zetsu: *^^*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *glare*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: Is it safe now?
Kitsune: *tralalala*
Deidara: You alright Tobi, they didn't traumatise you......again un?
Sasori: *coughs*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Hai.
Zetsu: *dodododo*
Tobi: Iie... I didn't see anything...
Hoshiko: *folds arms*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: Thank kami.
Kitsune: *and Bingo was his name-o.*
Deidara: Good un. I don't need to be waken up from you having nightmares again un.
Sasori: *smiles sweetly*

Kakuzu: ...I'm bored...
Itachi: Hai.
Zetsu: *B-I-N-G-O!*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *frown*

Hidan: I could go cut Tobi or Deidara's arm off for you to stitch back on.
Kisame: ......
Kitsune: *....I'll think of something..*
Deidara: *twitch* We're being plotted against un.
Sasori: Nani koibito?

Kakuzu: No that's lame...
Itachi: ...?
Zetsu: *The farmer wants a wife, the farmers wants a wife. Eee Iii tiddley ii the farmer wants a wife*
Tobi: *twitch* Tobi knows...
Hoshiko: *turns away in a huff*

Hidan: Fine......Wanna go get some sake?
Kisame: Nothing.
Kitsune: *hm, haven't heard that one before.*
Deidara: *shifts closer to Tobi*
Sasori: What have I done?

Kakuzu: k ^^
Itachi: Okay...
Zetsu: *Oh... xD*
Tobi: *hugs Deidara* O___O
Hoshiko: *pout* Nothing...

Hidan: *walks off*
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: *^^*
Deidara: *hugs Tobi back*
Sasori: Lier.

Kakuzu: *follows humming*
Itachi: Sake?
Zetsu: *x3*
Tobi: o___o
Hoshiko: TT__TT Why don't I get erotic sex like that?! It's not fair!

Hidan: *goes to bar and sits down on stool* Sake.
Kisame: Hai, why not.
Kitsune: * '_' *
Deidara: >< Are they still plotting un?
Sasori: A) She's screwing a plant and B ) Why didn't you just say so? *pounce*

Kakuzu: Same.
Itachi: *walks off*
Zetsu: *huh?*
Tobi: I don't think so...
Hoshiko: Squee! *is pounced*
Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *follows*
Kitsune: *just drawing faces with the keys*
Deidara: Phew un. *looks over shoulder* OH MY KAMI UN!! O.O
Sasori: *meow :3*

Kakuzu: *same*
Itachi: Hey Kakuzue, Hidan. Sake please *sits down*
Zetsu: *Oh I see xD*
Tobi: What? *looks* O___O
Hoshiko: *purrrrrrr*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: Konnichiwa! *sits*
Kitsune: *XD*
Deidara: *jawdrop* ...........*looks at Tobi* Don't look un! *covers eyehole*
Sasori: *^^ You love it!*

Kakuzu: Hey *drinks*
Itachi: *drinks*
Zetsu: *:3*
Tobi: I can't see! This time it's okay!
Hoshiko: *obviously!*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *hey macarina! XD*
Deidara: That's good un. *shoves Tobi's head down before quickly pulling curtain on Hosh and Sasori* Defiently safe now un.
Sasori: *duh.*