Last Chance

A/N: 150 reviews!!! Yay, I love you all!
Just a note on some reviews: Soap. I've never had a problem with soap and it works well in a pinch. It's way better than water. Water is a hella bad lube. I wouldn't force the boys to do something that I know didn't work, except the fantasy stuff. SneakyFox, please read the end note.

Warnings: YAOI
HetSex (kind of)
You have been warned.

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Sakura smiled as she made her way down the halls of the Hokage’s mansion. Naruto had been Hokage for a week now and he was always so busy. She had only been able to see him on their usual lunch date and he still had yet to propose. This morning she had a great idea; if she came over early, she would be able to see him before he stared work. Great for some alone time, she thought with a smirk. As she was about to round the corner to his private apartments, she heard Naruto’s voice call out.

“Wait.”

Sakura stopped and peeked around the corner, who could be here this early? Sakura’s eyes about bugged out of her head as she took in the sight before her. Naruto was leaning half way out the door, his chest bare, and holding onto someone in the hallway. Sakura’s face turned red as she watched HER boyfriend’s hands holding tightly onto the ANBU’s ass, pressing their lower halves together tightly. She tried to get a look at the other person’s face but it was blocked perfectly by a red mask, she could only see wisps of black hair. Even though the mask blocked the view, she could tell the pair was kissing by their movement and the way the ANBU was gripping Naruto’s back.

Sakura pulled her head back and leaned heavily against the wall. Naruto was cheating on her! Why had he chased her for so long, only to cheat on her when he finally had her? She wiped a tear as it slid down her face. She would never have thought Naruto capable of this! She turned and ran out of the mansion.

Everything had seemed so perfect this morning. She was finally in love with someone who was in love with her, and she had been sure a marriage proposal was on the way. Then some faceless person had to come to steal her love. Sakura stopped running and clenched her hands into fists. Who exactly had stolen her love? She was going to find out, and then the bitch was going to pay. She turned with a roar to punch a near by tree, it split in half. Sakura smirked as she wiped the tears from her face. No one was going to steal her man; she was going to get him back.

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Sakura had been tailing the Hokage for about a week, which had not been an easy task but thankfully she had been trained by the previous Hokage. Naruto spent most of his time dealing with village issues in his office. Sakura made sure to take him out everyday for lunch. He was occasionally visited by friends, Sasuke most notably, as they would end up yelling at each other.

The visits that disturbed her most were from the red-masked ANBU. She had learned he was the Captain of ANBU and his name was Chiinu. Their day meetings were mostly all business but she could see the way the Hokage leered at the man. She almost gave herself up the first time she figured it out; her Naruto was leering at a man! She also knew about their late visits. She had snuck into the apartment one night after she saw Chiinu enter. As she made her way into the apartment, she could hear the unmistakable sounds of sex coming from the bedroom. She had left quickly that night, unable to hear anymore.

Sakura glared at Chiinu’s back as he talked with the Hokage, her genjustu were superb. Something was so familiar about this man, but she just couldn’t pinpoint it. It was almost as if her mind wouldn’t let her. She frowned and focused back on their conversation. Naruto was sending Chiinu and his team on a mission that could last up to two weeks. Sakura wanted to clap for joy; this would be her chance. She would have Naruto, and no Chiinu, for two weeks. She would come back for lunch, she thought as she left the area.

“Hokage-sama?” Chiinu inquired, as Naruto trailed off to look out the window.

“Oh, I’m sorry Chiinu. What was that?” Naruto smiled sheepishly as he turned back to the Captain.

“You’ve seemed distracted this week,” Sasuke said as he removed his mask, looking concerned.

The blonde looked around then leaned across the desk to whisper, “I think the council is spying on me.”

Sasuke looked around, he hadn’t felt anything but he didn’t want to admit that. Naruto had gotten good at sensing things thanks to Kyuubi but… Why hadn’t he felt Naruto using Kyuubi’s chakara? In fact, he couldn’t remember the last time he felt the fox’s chakara. Even when Naruto’s eyes had changed or his fangs had shown, he hadn’t felt a difference in the chakara surrounding the Hokage. He stared inquiringly at the blonde.

“Why would the council be spying on you?”

Naruto giggled. “They might be questioning their decision of making me Hokage. I kind of bullied them a little during the meeting.”

“You what?” the ANBU asked in disbelief. Everyone knew the council members out numbered the Hokage and often tried to bend him or her to their will.

“They still voted and everything, I just kind of scarred some of them first,” Naruto mumbled the last part.

“How did you do that?” Sasuke asked, intrigued. Naruto smiled in reply and flashed his eyes to red then back to blue. Sasuke wanted to smirk, Naruto had basically told the council to kiss his ass liked he’d advised. “You shouldn’t be flaunting Kyuubi like that dobe. You know how much the council has hated him.”

Naruto smiled smugly, “But Homura announced to the whole village, they no longer had to fear my power.”

“Kyuubi’s power,” Sasuke corrected with narrowed eyes.

Naruto’s smile faulted for a second, only to grow wider. “Of course, I meant Kyuubi’s power.”

“Naruto, are you sure your okay? Maybe you should have Tsunade-sama give you an exam,” he said, eyeing the Hokage warily.

“Aww, what a concerned little wife. Do you think I can tell the council I can’t marry because I can’t handle more than one wife? That and I think that bigamy is illegal,” Naruto pondered with a serious expression.

“Naruto,” Sasuke growled, warningly.

“Okay, okay, honey. I’ll go see the doctor,” he said with a sigh. Sasuke clasped and unclasped his hands trying not to strangle the blonde. “Remember baby, right now you’re Chiinu, Captain of ANBU. Sasuke might have yelling matches when he comes in to see the Hokage, but Chiinu would never do that,” he said smiling wickedly.

“Sometimes I hate you,” Sasuke hissed as he glared at the man.

Naruto’s smile grew wider, “Hai, hai, but still, you always love me. Now be a good little wife and fetch the doctor so I can get my check-up. Then get your team ready. I want you in Suna by tomorrow. Take someone diplomatic to deal with the Kazekage; I know you two don’t get along. Hiroshi might be a good choice, I’ve taken him before.”

Sasuke didn’t reply. He slowly replaced his mask and bowed before leaving the room to find Tsunade. Naruto was going to pay for this when he came back. First the wife comment, then two weeks with the two people he despised most. Oh yeah, Naruto was going to pay.

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Naruto had returned to his paperwork when Tsunade came in. “Your Captain tells me he’s concerned about your unusual behavior Gaki-sama.”

Naruto glared at the title but rounded the desk and removed his robe. After folding it he sat on the desk so Tsunade could begin her examination. “It’s just that time. I guess I was acting a bit aggressive, not a ‘Naruto’ thing,” he sighed and removed his mesh shirt as Tsunade indicated.

Tsunade frowned as he tossed the shirt on to his robe. “You don’t wear a vest under your robe?”

Naruto smirked, “I’m practically indestructible, plus the mansion is heavily guarded. Why should I make myself uncomfortable?”

“That overconfidence is going to get you in serious trouble someday,” she warned while bending to check his seal. After a few minutes she looked up, “It’s complete isn’t it?”

“Yes.”

“Are you going to tell Sakura and Sasuke? Maybe they wouldn’t be so concerned over your… mood swings,” she said stepping back and indicating he could put his shirt back on.

“I don’t think so,” he said shaking his head. “It was hard enough telling them, and then the whole village, I had a monster in my body. I wouldn’t look forward to their reaction that I am the monster.”

“Naruto. They’re your closest people, your girlfriend and your best friend. And you’re still Naruto, just a bit wiser. About a thousand years wiser. Who else can claim that?” she tried with a smile. Tsunade sighed as Naruto quietly put back on his robe and moved back to his chair. “Fine. Just remember. No breeding till next week,” she said wagging her finger and heading to the door.

“Baa-chan!” Naruto said standing up, his face red.

“Yeah, I know you’re not married yet. But I know how young men are. One week, then you can go back to having fun with your girlfriend,” she said as she closed the door behind her.

Naruto sat and shook his head, rubbing a hand over his eyes. No one was going to drop this marriage thing, and they all expected it to be with Sakura. Well, at least no one had showed any suspicion that he wasn’t giving enough attention to the intended fiancé. Baa-chan apparently thought he was sleeping with her, which he hadn’t done since that first time at the creek.

Naruto felt his face grow warm as thought of Sakura’s flush face, with her pink hair spread out on the grass of the bank. Her eyes had drifted shut and her mouth formed a silent o as her body shifted against the grass with every thrust. Her neck and her back arch as… “Oh, my gods! What am I doing?” he yelled quietly to himself. He looked down at his treacherous hand, which had reached down to palm his straining erection through the front of his pants.

‘Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke. I’m in love with Sasuke now! I can’t still be in love with Sakura, can I? Think of Sasuke!’ Sasuke in the shower... Sasuke on his knees… Sasuke tied up… Sasuke on his bed… Naruto groaned as the images flitted though his mind, his hand was now busy running quick circles on the front of his pants. He closed his eyes and the picture of Sasuke on his bed became clearer. Lust filled onyx eyes looked up from Sasuke’s beautiful face; suddenly another shape began to form on the bed. Sasuke and Sakura lay on his bed looking up at him with equally hooded, lust filled gazes. Sasuke and Sakura! Naruto moaned as his fantasy lovers both rose to their knees and moved closer to deposit open-mouthed kisses on his body.

“Hokage-sama.” A knock came from the door. Naruto yelped and jumped to his feet.

“Y…yes?” he stammered. Then looked down at the prominent tent in the front of his pants and sat down quickly to hide it behind his desk.

“Naruto, are you okay?” Sakura asked anxiously as she swiftly entered the office. Her concerned expression only intensified when she noticed his face light up brighter than the red lights of Jiraiya’s favorite part of town.

“Of… Of course, Sakura-chan,” he said with a smile that was just a bit too tight.

Sakura looked unconvinced and moved closer to the man. He couldn’t be… No, she had seen Chiinu leave earlier, and they wouldn’t be so bold as to do something like that in the Hokage’s office. Still. Naruto’s face seemed to turn redder, if that was possible, at her approach. Just to make sure, she rounded to his side of the desk.

Naruto promptly jumped out of his chair as she came closer. He pulled the hat off his head to fiddle with it in front of his body. He gave her a confused look as she glanced under his desk, but dismissed it when she continued to move closer. He had to stifle a moan when her delicate sent filled his nostrils. It was his condition. That was it; it was his condition.

“Naruto, aren’t we going to lunch,” she asked as she reached for his hand.

Naruto stepped back quickly to evade her grasp. “L..Lunch? I… I thought… I thought we could go out for dinner tonight. I’m… I’m really swamped right now,” he said indicating to his desk.

Sakura’s slight frown at his withdraw quickly transformed into a brilliant smile. He was asking her to dinner and he was being shy about it. Maybe he had finally decided to pop the question. Either way she would have a nice evening alone with him. And she would get that proposal, one way or the other, by the end of this week.

“Okay, I’ll get my work done and make sure I’m ready by seven. I’ll see you later,” she said as she reached up and gave him a quick peck on the cheek.

“Y…Yeah. See you tonight.” He tried another shaky smile as he sat down and pick up some papers. ‘Oh, gods,’ he thought as he watched her go out the door. ‘How can I be in love with two people?!’ He waited exactly two minutes after she closed the door then jumped up and ran to rip it open. Hiroshi turned startled toward his Hokage and Naruto yelled as he passed, “I’m going to eat lunch in my apartment.” Naruto raced to his private apartment, jerking open the door and made his way to the safety of a cold shower.
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SneakyFox: YOU'RE IN MY MIND!!!!! Or you're reading my notes, do I know you? Really it's kind of scary but you always know what's going on in this story before anyone else does. Well anyway, thanks for the comments. And don't read my mind so much that you ruin the ending for yourself. ;P

I look forward to reading everyone's reviews so I know you're still with me here! Sorry that the updates are taking longer but we're approaching the end here and I'm trying to tie up all the loose ends. Oh, and someone had requested I make Sakura cry, I hope you're happy meanie. :)

-Tereshi