Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke late the next morning to Kakuzu licking his stomach. He watched for a bit before he spoke. "Are you trying to molest me or get the chocolate off me still?"

Kakuzu nodded, "I'm trying to get the chocolate off of you still."

Hidan mumbled before rolling onto his stomach. "You woke me up. I still need sleep." he said tiredly, "Go eat the syrup left over."

Kakuzu wrapped his arms around Hidan and went back to kiss Hidan's neck.

"What are you doing?" Hidan asked, rolling back onto his back, "Seriously?"

Kakuzu nipped at Hidan's lower lip and smirked, "Are you still really that tired Hidan?"

"Yes I am. I died for a bit you know." Hidan said, rubbing Kakuzu's back, "So you are all rested now or something?"

"Yes, I know, and I have to say I'm quite proud of myself. I did say that I was going to kill you one day," Kakuzu sighed happily and laid down beside Hidan instead of straddling him. "Yes, I'm all rested."

"Why are you proud of killing me?" Hidan growled, rolling over and snuggling with Kakuzu, "How is that possible? I'm younger then you." Hidan stretched again, "I need to pee."

"Because I killed you through sex," Kakuzu said, smirking a bit more, "How many people can say that?" He looked at Hidan. "Okay, then go, you don't need to tell me that."

"Humph. Whatever." Hidan said, standing up, going to the bathroom and taking a shower, "Make me breakfast." Hidan entered the room to find Kakuzu masturbating. "Are you a teenager again or something?"

Kakuzu glared at Hidan and panted, "Make your own breakfast."

"Fine I will. Are you still feeling like a slut or something?" Hidan asked, "Do you really want sex right now?"

Kakuzu shook his head and released himself. "Yes, I want oral sex, down on your knees."

Hidan smirked. "Alright." he said, "Stand up."

Kakuzu smirked as well, standing up.

Hidan roughly shoved Kakuzu to the window, using the drapes to tie up his hands. "Horny heathen. You want it so bad?" he slowly slunk to his knees, squeezing the base of Kakuzu's member before softly licking the head, teasing his husband.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan when he was tied up, struggling against the bonds. He finally gave up when Hidan licked the head of his member and he bucked up his hips, trying to get more of himself into Hidan's mouth.

Hidan pulled away when Kakuzu bucked his hips. "No. If you do that I will stop. I'm in control now. Be a good seme." he said, going back to lick Kakuzu again, slowly sucking on the head of Kakuzu's penis, "I have a treat for you. Do you want it?"

Kakuzu growled when Hidan told him he would stop and once again began to struggle. a bit. He settled down when Hidan took in the head of his member. "I want it."

Hidan fished a small bullet vibrator and tied it under the head of Kakuzu's member. It had a small cord attached to it that led to a control. "Sorry. It only has one setting. Really, really strong." he said, turning it on and standing up to kiss Kakuzu's chest.

Kakuzu moaned when the felt the vibrator on the head of his member. "Your mouth... Ahhh. I... Ahhh. I want that too," he said, looking down at Hidan with pleading eyes.

Hidan smiled cruelly. "You are getting my mouth, but its on your chest." he said, attacking a nipple with his tongue.

Kakuzu began to buck his hips into nothing.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu's lips roughly. "How does it feel to be over powered by me Kakuzu?" he asked softly, untying Kakuzu and making his sit down before tying him back up, "You want more?"

Kakuzu groaned into the kiss. "Very… Kinky," He said, continuing to arch his hips. "God yes, give me more."

Hidan straddled Kakuzu's hips, lowering himself so Kakuzu penetrated his heat. He began to lift his hips up and down. "Fill me up with your cum, Kakuzu, I want it."

Kakuzu groaned and squirmed, trying to get his hands free while trying to keep up with Hidan's hips.

"You want to touch me don't you Kakuzu-kun?" Hidan asked, his hips moving faster, "But you can't. Be good." Hidan pulled away and got another little toy, a cock ring that vibrated. It however was meant to pleasure his clit. He slipped it on and twisted it, turning it on. "Having fun Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, inserting Kakuzu back inside himself, the cock ring pleasuring him to no end as he moved his hips again.

Kakuzu nodded helplessly when Hidan asked if he wanted to touch him. He struggled more against his bonds and grunted a bit, panting heavily now. "Un...Untie me Hidan." He shook his head when Hidan asked him if he was having fun. "Hands..."

Hidan smiled. "You have to beg me. I'll stop if you free yourself." he said, his hips slamming down on Kakuzu's, "Be a good seme."

Kakuzu growled and looked away from Hidan. "How can I be a good seme if my uke is overpowering me?"

"Now come on. After this you can do what ever you want to me." Hidan said, pouting, "Be a good boy and beg me to untie you. Just let me have my fun all right? You're close to coming aren't you?"

Kakuzu glared up at Hidan intensely. "There is one thing you can never get me to do, and that's beg."

Hidan sighed. "Alright. I'll leave you here then. Oh, you can't break free of those drapes. I made it so." he turned of the control and pulled away from Kakuzu, leaving him there, "Tell me when your ready."

Kakuzu groaned when Hidan left, beginning to thrust his hips into the air uncomfortably. He was not going to beg though. He'd stay here until the end of their honeymoon if he had to.

"Oh come on Kakuzu. All you have to say is 'please untie my hands.', it's not that hard is it?" Hidan said, watching Kakuzu try to get some stimulation.

Kakuzu nodded, 'I do not succumb to begging, ever." His hips began to lurch a bit more and he groaned, finally just giving up and using a few threads to pleasure himself.

"Okay. Then ask." Hidan growled, forming some hand signs and paralyzing Kakuzu so he couldn't pleasure him self, "I'm sorry. But this is my fun."

Kakuzu's glared only intensified when Hidan paralyzed him. This was taking domination to a whole other level, and he wasn't going to stand for it. He bit down on his tongue as he clenched his jaw and a bit of blood began to run down his chin and chest because of the angle he was in. The slight sensation of the blood caused tingling sensations to wrack his body, turning him o even more.

"Why won't you just ask? I want to make you cum." Hidan said, on the verge of tears.

Kakuzu would've said that he was too stubborn to say it, but that would hurt his pride. He closed his eyes and tried to arch his hips.

Hidan started crying. "You're so mean. I want to have some fun and you ruin it. Why won't you just do what I ask?"

Kakuzu stared at Hidan hopelessly when he started crying, not even able to comfort him because he was tied up and paralyzed. He sighed in defeat. "Please untie me," He grumbled, looking off in contempt to the side.

Hidan sniffed and released Kakuzu from the jutsu and his binds. "Get yourself off. I'm done with you!" he went back over to the futon and laid on it, still crying.

Kakuzu went over to Hidan and pulled him into his arms, shushing him quietly and rubbing his back soothingly.

"I hate you. You ruin everything. I want to be in control just once and you have to be fucking stubborn." Hidan said, halfheartedly pushing Kakuzu away, "You’re a jerk."

Kakuzu sighed and pulled Hidan closer, resting his head on top of Hidan's. "I love you too," he mutter sarcastically.

"You just want me to finish you off. Forget it. You'll have to rape me first." Hidan snapped, "Say you're sorry."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "All you think about is sex, but that doesn't mean all I think about is sex Hidan, I'm actually trying to comfort you. . . I'm sorry."

Hidan mumbled and roughly removed his toys from Kakuzu. "Bastard." he said, spreading his legs and looking at Kakuzu with a pout. A signal that said; "Have fun using me. Now fuck me."

Kakuzu shook his head. "No Hidan, I'm not going to have sex with you, you don't want it and neither do I."

"Who said I don't want it? I'm asking you to." Hidan snapped, spreading his legs wider, "Now come on."

Kakuzu sighed and thrust into Hidan, savoring the tightness of Hidan's heat.

Hidan yelped as Kakuzu thrust inside him. "Now just stay there and hold me. Go slow, you can stop when you come." he said, playing with his breasts.

Kakuzu took Hidan into his arms and began to move slowly, oh so very, very slowly in and out of Hidan.

Hidan held Kakuzu tightly. "Kakuzu. I'm going to contact Jashin after our honeymoon. I'm going to get his permission for me to get pregnant. Would you like that?"

He nodded and stroked Hidan's cheek. "I would love that."

Hidan kissed Kakuzu gently. "Put my legs on your shoulders, I'll get more stimulation if you do."

Kakuzu lifted Hidan's legs up to his shoulders and began to pick up his pace slowly.

Hidan began to pant softy, the pleasure slowly building inside of his belly. "Would you still have sex with me if I was fat with a baby?" he asked.

Kakuzu nodded, "Of course I would. You could be the fattest person alive and I'd still have sex with you."

"That I don't believe." Hidan said, laughing, "Does this feel good?"

Kakuzu looked to the side, "Okay, so not the fattest, but pregnant with a baby I could handle." He smiled down at Hidan and leaned into kiss his lover. "Yes. It feels very good."

Hidan leaned into the kiss. "Hmm, Jashin may require the baby to become a Jashinist." he said, gasping softly, "Mmm, faster. Harder please."

Kakuzu deepened the kiss. "I could deal with that. I just don't want the kid to be preaching to me about Jashinism all the time." He picked up his pace, but felt the pleasure overwhelm him and came a bit early.

"Ah... Already Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, petting Kakuzu's face, "Was it really that good?" He chuckled, feeling Kakuzu's cum fill him up, "Don't worry. They won't preach to you. That's my job."

Kakuzu looked ashamedly to the side. "It just that when you cried, it was a bit of a turn on because you normally cry when you have a good orgasm and my brain just thinks of crying as a turn on now....." He sighed and pulled out of Hidan, lying beside him. "Good. I'm not afraid to hit children."

"Will you finger me until I come?" Hidan asked, rubbing his clit, "Hit the girls and you die. Got it?"

Kakuzu slipped two fingers into Hidan and rolled his eyes, "I won't hit the girls. I certainly hope you don't end up having a girl though... I do want a son that I can train."

"You can train girls. Don't be sexist." Hidan said, squirming, "Finger me roughly, 'kay Kuzu-koi?"

"I was raised sexist," Kakuzu grumbled, beginning to move his fingers roughly inside of Hidan.

"Y-you better get out of it then. Women are just as good as -aha- m-men." Hidan choked out, his hips bouncing from the force Kakuzu was using, "Oh! So good. More... I want more!"

"At sex? Yes. At combat? No." Kakuzu said, picking up his pace with his fingers, inserting two more in the process and using his other hand to rub Hidan's clit.

"K-Konan is a good fighter." Hidan said, clinging to the futon sheets, "Ah! Fuck yes~! I'm coming... Ah~!" Hidan squealed loudly, his juices squirting a few inches into the air.

Kakuzu watched as Hidan' juices squirted into the air. "I never thought you'd be a squirter actually."

Hidan panted. "A-a what? What's that?"

Kakuzu shook his head waved his hand absentmindedly at Hidan. "Oh nothing… Just... Nothing."

"Tell me." Hidan said, grabbing Kakuzu's head, "What is it? Is it a good thing?"

Kakuzu looked away again. "Just a term for when a woman's juices actually squirt. Doesn't happen a lot unless you get everything right."

"Well then isn't that good thing for your pride?" Hidan asked, "It felt really good to me."

Kakuzu nodded and laid next to Hidan, nuzzling against his cheek. "I love you."

"I love you too." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's nose, "Will you do that to me again some time? Why did you think I wouldn't do that? Squirt I mean."

Kakuzu smiled when Hidan kissed his nose. "Sure… I'll do it again some time. And I don't know… I just didn't think you would." He paused and looked around. "Do you think… You can go contact Jashin about the whole pregnancy thing now?"

"Not now. After. It takes a long time. We'll waste our honeymoon time." Hidan said, pouting.

Kakuzu sighed, but soon recovered, "So you were saying something about breakfast earlier?"

"Yeah. I said make me breakfast." Hidan said, smiling.

Kakuzu bit the tip of Hidan's nose playfully. "Do you still want breakfast?"

"Yes I do. I'm hungry." Hidan said childishly, licking Kakuzu's cheek, "Feed me please."

Kakuzu picked up Hidan and carried him to the kitchen. "What do you want?"

"I want rice and sautéed strawberries." Hidan said, hugging Kakuzu tightly.

Kakuzu placed Hidan on a stool and began to make his lover break fast.

Hidan smiled and watched Kakuzu shake his ass a bit, knowing the man didn't even know he was doing it. "Want to role-play later? I know just the thing we could do."

Kakuzu finished cooking Hidan's food and brought it over to him. "Sure. What do you want to role-play?"

Hidan started eating his food, humming. "Well, I was thinking I could dress up in this sheer dress I brought and then you could tie me to one of the boulders on the lake shore and you could be the water god coming for his sacrifice. But you think up a better way to use me." he said, "How does that sound?"

Kakuzu listened intently, "Yes, that sounds fun." He scratched at the back of his head. "I wonder how the girls are doing... "

"I'm sure they're doing fine. Tobi likes them, if Konan ever met them she'd like them." Hidan smiled and held a spoon full of his breakfast out to Kakuzu, "Want to try this?"

"But what if Zetsu tries to eat them?" Kakuzu asked, rejecting the spoonful of food.

"He won't. He knows what will happen if he does." Hidan said, pouting when Kakuzu refused the food.

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan. "I'm just not hungry, I had more than a feast yesterday."

Hidan continued to eat, finishing his food. "What do you want to do next?"

Kakuzu looked over to Hidan. "Not have sex for a while?"

"Alright, but what do you want to do now?" Hidan asked again.

"Cuddle," Kakuzu said, heading back to the bedroom.

Hidan stood up and followed Kakuzu, laying down on the futon. "Come here hot stuff." he said playfully.

Kakuzu winked then rolled his eyes at Hidan when he called him hot stuff. He crawled next to Hidan and took him into his arms.

"You are so sexy, you know?" Hidan said, smiling, "You turn me on so bad."

Kakuzu smiled back at Hidan. "I'm glad to know I turn someone on."

"How bad do I turn you on Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, "Answer separately for when I'm a woman and for when I'm a man. One to ten scale."

"When you're a woman, about an eight, when you're a man, about a seven point five," Kakuzu said, hoping he didn't make Hidan mad.

"What? So you do like my female body more. Turn me back." Hidan said, pouting.

Kakuzu sighed and turned Hidan back into a man, pulling the masculine body close to him.

"I missed my penis." Hidan said, smiling, "Now you better start liking me more." He began to kiss Kakuzu's neck, licking the skin from time to time.

Kakuzu raised a brow. "If Jashin does let you get pregnant, how is this going to work? I mean, will you always be female or male and pregnant?"

"I will be female only for the pregnancy. Nine months right?" Hidan asked, pouting, "I am never going to be a woman forever. I'm only having one kid for you."

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair and nodded, "Ah, one kid's enough too. I just want something that we can say we made together. Biologically of course, I don't want some crappy arts and craft thing that we made together."

"Hmm. A baby made of popsicle sticks." Hidan said, laughing, "I want sex."

Kakuzu groaned and rolled over, burying his face into the futon. "No, I've had enough sex for the past hour, I can’t keep going like this, I'll die of too much sex."

"Want to take a plasma pill then?" Hidan asked, "You can't die, only I am weak enough to die from to much sex."

Kakuzu shook his head, "I just want a nice break from sex."

"How long of a break?" Hidan asked.

"I don't know Hidan... Forever?"

"If it's forever then I'm going to leave you." Hidan said, pouting, "Forever isn't fare."

Kakuzu huffed, "Are you only with me because of the sex?"

"No. But I like it and sex is important in a relationship." Hidan snapped.

"It isn't that important because many couples go years without having sex."

"I mean it Kakuzu. I can live with sex four times a week, any less then that and I'm going to buy a sex chair." Hidan snapped, scooting away from Kakuzu.

"Four times a week I can handle. Four times a day I can not. You need a toy that you can use when I don't want sex..." Kakuzu said, "Let's go sex toy shopping."

"I want you thou. Y-O-U. Are you getting bored with me?" Hidan asked.

"I'm not getting bored with you, I'm just getting old I can't handle four sex sessions a day," Kakuzu groaned. "I just want to cuddle, sleep."

"You know what? Maybe I am only with you for the sex." Hidan said, sounding miserable, "I'm going to the lake." Hidan got up and left.

Kakuzu sighed and rolled over, covering his face with the crook of his arm.

Hidan waded into the water, going into the middle of the lake and letting himself sink.

Kakuzu got out of bed and went to go take a shower.

Hidan floated in the depths, not wanting to boil to death at the bottom of the lake. He curled up in the fetal position, his lungs burning from lack of air.

Kakuzu went out to the lake after taking a shower. He panicked when he didn't see Hidan out there. "HIDAN!" He called out. "HIDAN!" He called louder.

Hidan felt Kakuzu's chakra and started to flail in the water. He still never learned how to swim under the water. Shit. All he could do now was flare up his chakra to show Kakuzu where he was. He did so.

Kakuzu dived into the water and followed Hidan's chakra to wear he was. He picked up his body from the water and began to head back to shore. once they were there and glared at Hidan. "Hidan! Stop trying to kill yourself. Stop running away from me! You don't know how worried you make me! you damn nearly gave me five heart attacks!"

"I wasn't trying to kill myself. I wanted to think. If I wanted to die I wouldn't have flared my chakra when you came here." Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu shook his head. "What ever. Stop scaring me like that! I don't know what I would do with out you. I love you too damn much."

"I wasn't killing myself. God." Hidan said again, glaring at Kakuzu, "I did some thinking, and I don't think we fit together. But with some effort we can make it work."

Kakuzu sighed and sat down in the sand. "We don't fit together? So… does that mean you're breaking--" He stopped when Hidan said with effort they could make it work. "Okay."

"I am not breaking up with you. We're married for fuck sake." Hidan said, rolling his eyes, "That would break your heart if I left, right?"

Kakuzu nodded his head slowly, "Yes, it would."

Hidan hugged Kakuzu tightly. "I'm never going to hurt you that way. Got that?"

Kakuzu hugged Hidan back, tighter than ever. "Yes, I do."

"K-Kakuzu... I can't breath..." Hidan choked out, his face turning red, "I-I mean it."

Kakuzu let him go and looked to the side. "Eh, sorry."

"I thought I told you I don't need to breath to stay conscious." Hidan said slyly, smirking.

Kakuzu cuffed him over the head. "Brat."

"I'm your brat. And you love me for it." Hidan said happily, Tackling Kakuzu to the ground, "I love you."

"That's right. I love you so much for it," Kakuzu said, smiling softly.

"Want to swim for a bit?" Hidan asked, licking and sucking on Kakuzu's chest.

"Not really, I still want to cuddle," Kakuzu said, yawning.

Hidan stuck his tongue out at Kakuzu. "Lets cuddle in the shallow water then."

Kakuzu sighed, "Fine. I just took a shower though."

"And this is just warm water. You don't need a shower." Hidan said, crawling into the shallow water on his hands and knees, showing off his ass.

Kakuzu followed after Hidan and nuzzled up against him. "Still want to have sex?"

"Yes I do. But I want to do that role-play thing I talked about." Hidan said, turning to look at Kakuzu.

"Can we do it later today, when the sun is setting?" Kakuzu asked.

"Fine what ever." Hidan said, "You got my hopes up."

Kakuzu sighed, "I'm sorry"

Hidan dug his hand into the mud and scooped up a bit, throwing it at Kakuzu. He burst out laughing at Kakuzu's muddy face. "Okay, I forgive you."

Kakuzu stared blankly at Hidan, wiping the mud off his face. "Oh that's it. You're dead." He tackled Hidan into the mud and kissed him softly. Pulling way, he took the two hand-fulls of mud he was digging up and threw them in Hidan's face.

Hidan wiped of his face and rushed behind Kakuzu, tackling him again. With a loud spat Kakuzu's face was now in the mud. Hidan rolled of Kakuzu quickly so he wouldn't get hurt, but poured even more mud onto his back and hair. "Mud is good for the skin you know."

Kakuzu grumbled when he was tackled into the mud, laying there for a few minutes before turning his head and spitting out mud. "Then give me a massage wench."

Hidan shoved his foot in Kakuzu's face, pushing it. "Don't call me a wench you sexist bastard." Hidan said, "You don't need a massage, just let it cover you. Ah, I got sand in me foreskin."

Kakuzu spat when Hidan shoved his foot into his face. "Ugh, that's disgusting. I don't know where your feet have been." He scoffed, "Have fun getting that out. I hope it get lodged in your urethra."

"No you don't. Then I'd be bitchy until it comes out. I was playing with you." Hidan snapped, wading into deeper water to clean himself.

Kakuzu watched Hidan walked off. "I was just kidding." He stood up and followed Hidan out into the water, grabbing Hidan's member gently. "Let me help you."

Hidan gasped loudly, grabbing Kakuzu's hands. " I want that role-play." he said, wincing as he pulled back his foreskin, "Ow. Feels more like jagged pieces of glass to me."

Kakuzu brushed off the head of Hidan's member and then pulled it back over the head of Hidan's member. "You'll need to get it out of the foreskin yourself because my fingers are too large."

"I know that." Hidan said, pulling his foreskin back yet again, wiping off the inner part of the membrane, "There. But now I'm horny."

Kakuzu shook his head. "I don't know... I think I have mud lodged in my urethra."

"Then go pee." Hidan said, smirking before he turned around and grabbed Kakuzu's member, "Would you prefer this or a nice, tight, pussy to bring you off?"

Kakuzu leaned in and smashed their lips together. "I think I'd rather fuck a nice tight ass."

"I want that role-play Kakuzu." Hidan said after pulling away briefly.

"You'll get your role-play Hidan." Kakuzu replied, smirking at him. "Because right now the water god needs his sacrifice..."

"Tie me to a bolder and them come mysteriously out of the steam." Hidan said stubbornly.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "Really Hidan? Really?"

"That's how the romance novels say it." Hidan said. "Now tie me to the bolder."

Kakuzu stared at Hidan. "Are you serious?"

"You said it sounded fun earlier." Hidan said sadly, "And yeah. My mom read them to me."

"But from a romance novel? That's so... Cliché… Cheesy. Unromantic," Kakuzu said, kissing him.

"Not the fantasy, the 'appears mysteriously’ part." Hidan said blushing.

Kakuzu kissed up his neck. "Fine. But I still think it's somewhat stupid we can't just start here."

"It adds to it. Now you need to act the part to you know." Hidan said, "Now tie me up Kakuzu-koi. Please."

Kakuzu sighed, "At least get me hard first. I'm going to need motivation for this."

"Alright." Hidan said, grabbing Kakuzu's member again and pumping him teasingly, licking Kakuzu's chest, "Tell me when you're hard enough."

Kakuzu rested his head against Hidan's, slowly becoming hard.

Hidan softly kissed Kakuzu's forehead. "You're perfect."

Kakuzu smiled and grabbed Hidan's wrist. "Okay... "

Hidan pulled away and walked to the closest boulder. "Alright, tie me up Kakuzu."

Kakuzu grumbled and tied Hidan up.

"Now don't do that. You can do what ever you want to me." Hidan said, struggling, "Good. It's nice and sturdy. Ready Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu nodded, heading off to the water.

Hidan smiled as Kakuzu disappeared into the steam. "I love you." he whispered.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and prepared before walking out, looking at Hidan with lustful eyes. "Well, well, well, what do we have here?"

"Your sacrifice." Hidan said, scowling, "They didn't want to spare any young women so they sent me instead." He squirmed under Kakuzu's gaze. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Kakuzu nodded slightly and dropped to a knee, running a finger under Hidan's chin. "They sent a good one, that's for sure."

Hidan flinched away from Kakuzu's touch. "Aren't you going to devourer me for my youth like you do everyone else?" he asked.

Kakuzu smirked slightly. "Obviously they've never told you what I do before."

"What do you do? That's what the elders say you do." Hidan said, "Do you suck out my youth instead? Leave me here as an old man?"

"The elders, they are fools, you shouldn't listen to them," Kakuzu chuckled sadistically, "No, I have my way with you."

"Have your way with me?" Hidan echoed before looking down at Kakuzu erect member, "You mean you..." Hidan began to struggle. "No! Don't touch me!"

Kakuzu smirked and pinned Hidan down easily. "I'm going to touch you anyway I want to."

Hidan looked at Kakuzu with fake terror. "No please. What about the other people you've gotten?" he asked, trembling, "Can't you have sex with them?"

Kakuzu pushed Hidan against the rock. "I've killed them all.

"How have you killed them?" Hidan asked, beginning to cry crocodile tears, "Please don't kill me. I don't want to die."

"You will find out how I've killed them soon, my dear," Kakuzu said, wavering a bit as Hidan started crying, even though he knew it was fake, he still hated seeing Hidan crying.

"Please. I don't want to die." Hidan said again, his tears stopping when he realized it was upsetting Kakuzu, "Please don't rape me."

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's cheek. "Everyone has to die, I'm just bringing you the grace of death sooner." He smirked. "Who said it was going to rape? Why don't you enjoy your last moments on earth?"

Hidan sobbed, his eyes gleaming playfully. "Just... Just get it over with." he said sadly, struggling again.

Kakuzu leaned in and kissed Hidan violently, thrusting into Hidan's tight hole.

Hidan pushed against Kakuzu's chest, turning his head to the side. "No... It hurts." he said weakly, making it look like he wasn't enjoying it when he really was, "You won't get any satisfaction by making me come."

Kakuzu grunted and began to move faster. "Yes, but I'll get satisfaction be making myself come."

Hidan began to blush. "Please stop... It feels weird. I'll give you anything if you just stop. Anything if you don't -Aha!" Hidan arched his back as Kakuzu roughly hit his prostate, "Please!"

Kakuzu licked up Hidan's neck. "You know you like it. Just let the pleasure take over your body," He began to aim for Hidan's prostate.

Hidan cried out. If Kakuzu kept doing it like that he would cum in no time. "Why... Do you do this to people?" he asked, gasping, "Oh god... Please..."

Kakuzu began to force Hidan's back against the rock, "I do it because I can, because no on else going to stop me."

"Why do you do it? It hurts people." Hidan cried out as he felt his back scrap against the rough stone, "Oh... I can't stand it."

"But it feels good for me, and that's all that matters," Kakuzu shoved a few threads in Hidan's skin.

"One day the village will hire a ninja to kill you." Hidan said quickly before moaning, “No… I don’t want to like it! Stop please!”

Kakuzu laughed, "Like any one could kill me." He said, sneering, “No one can withstand my cock boy. In the end they all cum.” He positioned his hips and thrust quickly, ramming into Hidan's prostate.

“N-n-no~! Stop! Ha-ah~! F-f-feels so… Good~.” Hidan sobbed, groaning in disappointment as Kakuzu slowed down, “No! Go fast I-…” He looked up at Kakuzu sneering face.

“You see? You can’t deny you hate this now.” Kakuzu chuckled, “Gods know how to make anyone cum.”

Hidan looked to the side. "Untie my h-hands. I want to touch you." His back arched off the rock.

Kakuzu looked down suspiciously at Hidan. "Fine... " He untied Hidan’s hands.

Hidan’s hands lifted to stroke Kakuzu's chest. "Can I know the name of the god that has taken my purity?" he asked, hissing in pleasure.

Kakuzu leaned in and kissed Hidan. "My name is Kakuzu." He began to pump Hidan's member. "And I think I'll let you live. Now cum like the whore you are."

Hidan gasped as Kakuzu began to touch him. "I feel strange... Ah... I'm going to loose it. Feels so good. Cumming… cumming… Cumming~!" He screamed as he came, his cum splattering on Kakuzu's chest. He went limp after wards, panting.

Kakuzu came soon after Hidan did, panting and falling on top of Hidan's chest, "I can't… I can't have sex anymore... "

Hidan nodded, holding his husband close. "Alright. You rest now Kakuzu." he said softly, petting his hair, "I love you."

Kakuzu passed out on Hidan's chest.

Hidan carried Kakuzu back to bed, laying him down on the futon. He took one of Kakuzu's books and began to read it. It was about some crazy old guy going after a white whale. "How can you read this stuff." Hidan asked the sleeping Kakuzu.

Kakuzu nuzzled into the futon when he was carried back in before passing back out

Hidan finished reading the book several hours later. It had a kind of crummy ending. Jashin would have liked it. He reached for another of Kakuzu's books. "It was the worst of times, it was the best of times? That makes no sense. The shit these foreign people think up."

Kakuzu groaned softly and woke up. "Ugh. My all over hurts..."

"Hello Kakuzu. Why do you read such crap?" Hidan asked, petting his lover’s head, "Would you like something to relieve the pain?"

"What I read isn't crap, it's classic literature and it's wonderful," Kakuzu said, digging through his books and pulling out 'The Art Of War' "You'd like this one." He shook his head.

"Let me read it then." Hidan said, snatching the book away, "I have an idea. Read it to me?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "No, I can't. I can barely open my eyes." His eyes closed again and he passed out once more.

Hidan rolled his eyes. "You need to get new hearts." Hidan said, "That or you need coffee. Hey, Kakuzu wake up. You want coffee?"

Kakuzu stayed asleep.

Hidan rolled his eyes and punched Kakuzu in the gut. "Kakuzu! Wake the fuck up!"

Kakuzu groaned and woke up after Hidan punched him the stomach. He groaned and rolled over. "You're a bastard, I hope you know that."

"Do you want food or coffee? You should eat something you know." Hidan said, "It's not good for you. You should eat three times a day. Even if it's a few crackers and what not."

"Coffee would be nice," Kakuzu said, groaning louder. "I'm so tired."

"You depressed?" Hidan asked, going grabbing the instant coffee and making it in the bathroom, "Okay, here you go Kakuzu."

"I'm not depressed, I'm over worked," Kakuzu grumbled. "Thanks." He took the coffee.

Hidan rolled his eyes. "You passed out, that means it has to do with your heart. You need to get new ones." Hidan said, "Want me to find some temporary ones?"

Kakuzu blinked, "There's no point in your statement. My hearts are fine. But I don't think your head is."

"I know how the body works. You pass out from insufficient blood flow to the brain. Thus it's vascular, and those are the hearts you go from your village elders right? So they are old. So it is most likely a heart problem." Hidan said, "I watch House."

Kakuzu growled. "I'm not getting new hearts. These hearts have meaning. Now shut up Hidan or I'll make you shut up." He glared as he began to think about his past.

"Kakuzu. They'll give out and you will die! At least replace one." Hidan said, "How are you going to shut me up?"

Kakuzu growled and stood up, slamming the door behind him as he left.

Hidan stared wide-eyed at the door. "Kakuzu! Don't get mad at me for caring about you! Kakuzu!" he yelled, standing up and pulling on his robe, "Kakuzu please!"

Kakuzu walked off to the lake and dived in, swimming to the deepest point of it and then floated there.

Hidan glared out the front door. "Why do you want to keep them?! Don't they just hold memories that are painful?!" he screamed, "Why do you want to hold onto that?! Replace all but your own for fucking sake!"

Kakuzu ignored Hidan and began to swim towards the other shore.

"You're a jerk! I care about you and you get pissed off at me!" Hidan yelled, "Fine! Die of heart failure! Leave me all alone!" He stormed back into the hut and began to pack his things.

Kakuzu sighed and swam back to shore. he walked back to the house and grabbed Hidan's wrist, forcing him into a kiss.

Hidan pushed Kakuzu away. "I told you Kakuzu. I told you to be careful, I said we had to work things out." he snapped, freeing his wrist, "I'm going back to the base. You piss me the fuck off. You're just as compulsive as-" Hidan was cut off as Kakuzu slammed him into a wall. "What are you?"

Kakuzu sighed and stroked Hidan's hair when he had him pinned to the wall. "I'm not going to let you leave me. I'm not going to let you." His lips smashed against Hidan's. "We're going back to the base, and we're going to be just as happy as the day we left."

Hidan gave Kakuzu a pouty-glare, his face taking on a look of shock as Kakuzu kissed him. He bit the man’s tongue. "No! I try so hard to love you. Sometimes it doesn't take any effort at all. And that's how it should be. You can't get mad at me every time I worry." Hidan removed the ring, holding it out to Kakuzu, "I'm not leaving you. I just think we should think about us."

Kakuzu frowned and released Hidan, taking the ring from Hidan. "I don't think there should be an us anymore," he said, and with that, he left the room, gathering his things and leaving, heading in the opposite direction of the base.

"This is exactly what I'm talking about!" Hidan screamed, falling on his knees, "You take things to seriously..." He sniffed sadly before packing up his things and going back to the base. "I can't be a single parent. I just can't. I have to give the girls up now."

Kakuzu walked a bit more before running to an inn in Lighting Country.

The woman at the counter looked up. "Hello sir. Can I get you a room?" she asked, smiling.

Kakuzu nodded and placed the money on the counter.

The woman picked up the money and began to count it. "Any particular place you're going?" she asked, shaking her head and flipping the bills back to the first one.

Kakuzu growled, and looked at the woman. "If I'm going anywhere, it's none of your business, bitch."

The woman recoiled, dropping the money. "I'm s-sorry sir. I was only starting a friendly conversation." she said, shivering, "Just a second I-I need to pick this up." She squatted down and after a while stood back up, not bothering to count the money She walked out from behind the counter, her hand resting on her swollen belly and got the key. "H-Here you are sir. Have a nice night." she quickly ran into the back room.

Kakuzu snatched the key from the woman and walked up to his room. "Stupid bitch," he said loud enough for her to hear before finally reaching his room.

There was soon a loud pounding on the door, a man yelling threw it. "Sir I would like you to leave this inn now!"

Kakuzu rubbed his throbbing temples. "Let me guess, you're that dumb broads husband and you're throwing me out because I'm in a bad mood." He growled. "I expect a full refund, or no one is leaving this inn alive."

"I am. I don't appreciate you making my wife have an asthma attack. It can make her go into premature labor. Now get out! Do you have any idea how hard we've been trying to have a child?" the man snapped, "And you can get your money back."

Kakuzu took his things. "Does it look like I care how hard you've been having to have a child?" He walked out of the room and to the desk, waiting for his refund.

The man stomped behind the counter and tossed the money in Kakuzu's face. "I don't know what happened to make you so sour, but act like that and you will never have someone to care about you unconditionally. Now out."

Kakuzu merely scoffed and waited several seconds before leaving, a loud wail could be heard form the back room. "You should go check on your wife." And with that he left and went to search for another inn.

"Ah. Good we found you Kakuzu-san. If you don't come back we'll need to kill you."

Kakuzu sighed and looked at Zetsu. "I need some time away from the base. It's a vacation."

Zetsu scoffed. "It's only a vacation if Leader agrees to it. Otherwise you're leaving." he said, "Did you know Hidan took the girls back to the ghettos? Shh, you weren't supposed to say that. Already did.”

Kakuzu winced when Zetsu said that Hidan took the girls back to the ghettos. "Then just kill me. I don't care anymore."

"You miss under stand us. Hidan went with them. Said he couldn't get rid of them so he decided to help Leader make money by selling himself. Oh now stop that. He could make a lot of money that way. I mean people would love to have a partner that can live threw everything and anything." The white side sputtered, "I said stop that. Kakuzu-san, he's making that up. Hidan never said that. You're no fun."

Kakuzu sighed and looked down at Zetsu. "I'm still not going back. I don't want to be near Hidan anymore. He doesn't want me, there's no use. So you're going to have to kill me."

"That's the opposite of what Hidan said." Zetsu said, "He said you didn't want him anymore. Said that he only told you that you two needed to think about your relationship and that you left him."

"I'll always want Hidan, and I told him that, I can't live without him," Kakuzu fell to his knees. "He gave me back the ring I bought him..." He bit his lip. "Zetsu... Do you remember Hinote? My old partner?"

"Yes I do." Zetsu said, looking down at Kakuzu, "Why?"

"It's like it's happening all over again. Every time I grow close to someone they leave me," Kakuzu started to pound the earth.

"Hidan isn't leaving you." Zetsu said, scowling, "You’re the one who is leaving him. Coward."

"I'm not leaving him, it's obvious that Hidan doesn't want me."

"Oh shut up. He wants you." the white side said, growing angry, "He would have never slept with you if he didn't. He married you for crying out loud. You're just to cold and closed up to let him get close to you. You're pushing him away because you don't want to be betrayed by him like your village did. He had a moment of doubt and you feed it. Now he thinks you don't love him. I'm sure he doesn't. I'm sure your right."

Kakuzu looked away. "I do love him! I love him so much! You're right. I'm scared. I'm so scared. I can't be betrayed again."

"Has he betrayed you yet?" Zetsu asked.

Kakuzu looked away uneasily. "Well, my village didn't betray me right away either."

"That's because you didn't fail at that time. You've been failing Hidan from day one. Well said. Thank you."

Kakuzu winced and turned away from Zetsu.

"You don't love him. Your to greedy to even know what the is." Zetsu said, "Hopefully Hidan can move on with his life and maybe find someone better then you. You know he never will move on. Well we can hope. You're not worth killing. Go do it yourself."

Kakuzu stood up and began to run back to the base.

"That worked better then I thought it would." Zetsu said, melting into the ground.

When Kakuzu got back to the base, he ran into Hidan's room and begged for forgiveness from Hidan."

Tobi sat up. "That’s sweet, but I'm not Hidan." he said, "Hidan is living somewhere else. Didn't Zetsu-san tell you that?"

Kakuzu stared at Tobi and smacked him over the head. "You will never repeat what I said. Now tell me where Hidan's living."

"Ow! Okay. I won't tell because Tobi is a good boy." Tobi said, "I don't know where Hidan is exactly, but he is in the lowest level that Amegakure has."

Kakuzu nodded and ran off to the ghetto of Ame. "Hidan! Hidan!"

There was a high-pitched squealing and a white blur latched to Kakuzu's leg. "Daddy! You came back!" Seiun cheered.

Kakuzu smiled down at Seiun. "Where's Acheron, baby?"

"She's with Momma. I went out to get Momma some water. He wasn't feeling good. He took something." Seiun hugged Kakuzu's leg tighter, "Momma said you were never going to come back."

Kakuzu panicked, "Take me back to where your mother is."

"Kay." Seiun said, taking Kakuzu's hand and leading him deeper into the ghettos, "He's not trying to kill himself Daddy. He said he was the only one we had."

Kakuzu held on tight to Seiun’s hand. "You're a good girl."

"Huh? Why are you saying that?" Seiun asked.

"I figured your momma would've told you bad things to make you hate me," Kakuzu said.

"No. He told us not to hate you for leaving." Seiun said, "Daddy? Carry me? Someone stole my shoes."

"Point out the building then I'll carry you," Kakuzu said.

"That one. The faded blue one." Seiun said.

Kakuzu nodded and picked Seiun up, running towards the building. "Hidan!"

Hidan opened an eye before grabbing another needle and injecting himself with the drug inside of it. "Stupid ears. Trying to hear what’s not there." he said sadly.

Kakuzu ran into the room and grabbed Hidan, hugging him tightly.

Hidan blinked, somewhat dazed. "What? Did I take the right one?" he asked himself, "I'm seeing things now."

Kakuzu kissed Hidan. "You're not seeing things, I'm right here. Here for you. I love you."

"Kakuzu..." Hidan said quietly, the drugs preventing his from registering how happy he now was, "You're here? Why? You don't want me."

Kakuzu kissed all over Hidan's face. "I'll never stop wanting you, I love you so much."

"Why did you leave?" Hidan asked, looking at Kakuzu with unfocused eyes.

"I thought you stopped wanting me when you gave me back the ring," Kakuzu frowned. "Hidan's what's wrong with you?"

"I told you that I wasn't breaking up with you." Hidan said, "I took some opium. To dull the pain of you leaving me."

"Well it still hurt like crazy," Kakuzu said, pulling Hidan closer to him and slipping the ring back onto Hidan's finger.

Hidan looked at the ring, not really seeing it. "Why did you leave me? Really?"

Kakuzu sighed, "You need sleep, we'll talk in the morning when you're in your right mind."

"No. Tell me why you’re afraid." Hidan ordered, "It's already wearing off. Tell me now."

Kakuzu shook his head, "In the morning, you need sleep."

"What I need is for you to tell me!" Hidan snapped, "You said you loved me, but why don't you trust me?"

Kakuzu slapped Hidan. "I said in the morning!"

Hidan squirmed out of Kakuzu grasp and huddled in the furthest corner. "Get away from me. You don't love me. You wouldn't have hit me if you did."

Kakuzu looked down at his hand. "No, no, no. Hidan I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hit you. Please. I'm so sorry." He walked over to Hidan and kneeled beside him, "I'm so sorry. I love you so much." He took a shaky breath. "I'm so scared that you'll leave me and hate me like my village."

Hidan held his cheek, pressing up against the wooden walls. "If you love me, then why do you do those things? I should leave you and hate you, but... I can't." Hidan took a shaky breath, "This is your last chance Kakuzu. You hit me out of anger or walk out and leave a village or any other area where we are staying again I will not take you back. Do you understand? I've given you more chances then you deserve."

Kakuzu nodded slowly and picked Hidan up and took him to a bed, pulling him into his arms. "I love you... I love you more than anything or anyone."

"I want to believe you Kakuzu." Hidan said, falling into a fitful sleep.

Kakuzu fell asleep soon after Hidan.