Akatsuki Maddness

Booya! Exploding fudge! >.< Hehehe, I'm sorry I've been eating straight serbert.... Anyway enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *drink* Why can't our lives be simple?
Itachi: *drinks and nods*
Zetsu: *I love that song xD*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *:p*

Hidan: How much more simple as killing for a living can you get?
Kisame: ......
Kitsune: *yeah it's a cool one isn't it?*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *go fish, got any fives?*

Kakuzu: Well... you have the whole drama with the Akatsuki. There's you and Deidara having sex, Zetsu and Kitsune having sex, Hoshiko and Sasori having sex, Kitsune having sex with everyone, Tobi being completely stupid and not even knowing what an erection is... there's the time we all got drunk and started doing weird shit and everything like that... and I could go on and on but I'm not going to.
Itachi: *explodes*
Zetsu: *the dance is ace*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *DAMN YOU!!!!*

Hidan: *drinks* You done now? Feel better? If you want sex just ask Kit-chan she might be into bondage, and I wouldn't let Zetsu hear you call his mate a slut. *drinks*
Kisame: .........Dude........
Kitsune: *I haven't done that dance in ages, it's so much fun though.*
Deidara: So um........wanna go get some soda and chocolate fudge un? *points over at candy stand*
Sasori: *Hehe, is that a no?*

Kakuzu: I don't want sex! I swear everything I say to you goes in to one ear and out the other.
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *^^*
Tobi: Yay! ^^
Hoshiko: **grumbles and hads over fives**

Hidan: Iie, I just usually ignore you. So what you want to quit that Akatsuki or something? Seriously this is about as simple as it gets dude.
Kisame: Itachi? Are you alright? It's not like you to suddenly explode like that.
Kitsune: *^^*
Deidara: *takes Tobi's hand and heads over to the stand* ^^
Sasori: *^^ arigato. Got any threes?*

Kakuzu: If I did that I'd get f*cked over by those guys *thumbs Kisame and Itachi* plus, I can't leave you alone. Who will put you all back together?
Itachi: Kakuzu just shouted a load of crap in my ear...
Zetsu: *Heh*
Tobi: I want that one! *points*
Hoshiko: *GO FISH!!!*

Hidan: Point and double point.
Kisame: Oh.......I think he drank the sake too fast, or this stuff is actually metho. *eyes sake*
Kitsune: *......*
Deidara: I'll have one of those too un. Man, business must be booming since we turned up un.
Sasori: *damnit*

Kakuzu: *drinks Sake*
Itachi: *pushes Sake away*
Zetsu: *let's go back soon*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *:3*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *sniffs sake but has yet to drink it* Nope, it's just normal sake.
Kitsune: *I'm done see, I'm making shadow puppets on the side of Zetsu's leaves*
Deidara: ^^ Hmm, good un.
Sasori: *:3*

Kakuzu: *drinks*
Itachi: I'll just have a Cola thanks.
Zetsu: *dresses and pushes curtains back*
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *also dressed and pushes curtains back*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: Hai, I'll have a cola too.
Kitsune: *dresses and goes over to Dei and Tobi* Ooh, fudge.
Deidara: Oh, you're finished un? *eats*
Sasori: *also dressed and stretches*

Kakuzu: *drink*
Itachi: ^^ *drinks*
Zetsu: Hai... hey Sasori and Hoshiko finished at the same time O__o
Tobi: Fudge! *niddles*
Hoshiko: *yawns*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: Hm, cola. *drinks*
Kitsune: Hai, I noticed that too. *shrugs and holds out some fudge* Want some?
Deidara: :3 Un. *hm, fudgy.*
Sasori: *scratches his head*

Kakuzu: *stops drinking* Enough Sake, I don't want to get drunk.
Itachi: *drinking Cola*
Zetsu: Oooh fudge *eats*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *smile* wanna get fudge?

Hidan: ..........*drinks*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *licks fingers* Hmm, nummy.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori:Ooh chocolate, hai.

Kakuzu: *drums fingers on table*
Itachi: Oooh I want some Dango...
Zetsu: *eating fudge*
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: ^^ *goes and orders some fudge* hey guys!

Hidan: *stops drinking*
Kisame: Hm, dango sounds good.
Kitsune: Hey Hosh. *eating*
Deidara: *feeds some fudge to his hand* Konnichiwa Hosh-chan un.
Sasori: .......Dei, what are you doing with that fudge?
Deidara: *smirk* You'll see un.

Kakuzu: Dango it is... *orders a whole tray of Dango*
Itachi: *eats Dango*
Zetsu: Ooh is it gonna explode?
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *nubbles on fudge*

Hidan: *takes dango*
Kisame: Dango. :3
Kitsune: Exploding fudge? O_O Sweet!
Deidara: *feeding some more fudge into hand* ^^ Hehe.
Sasori: This ought to be interesting.

Kakuzu: *eating*
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: *waits* ^^
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *sits down*

Hidan: *num num dango*
Kisame: :3
Kitsune: *can't wait* ><
Deidara: *puts fudge on table grows big in the shape of a raccoon* Hehe. *scratches back of head* We should get the others out here un.
Sasori: Oi, you lot come see this.
Kitsune: That's cool, you're not going to tell them about it being exploding fudge Sasori?
Sasori: Nope. *grin*

Kakuzu: Sasori's calling us...
Itachi: B-but... Dango!
Zetsu: *evil snicker*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *watch*

Hidan: Lets go see what it is. *walks out* What do you.....holy cow, is that a fudge raccoon?
Kisame: Take some with you then.
Kitsune: *whisper* Dei, this is solid fudge.
Deidara: ^^ Hai un.
Sasori: *snerk*

Kakuzu: *follows*
Itachi: *walks out eating Dango* What?
Zetsu: ><
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Hn.

Hidan: ??
Kisame: What's that?
Kitsune: *giggling* Three.......two.....one! ><
Deidara: Katsu un!
::next scene is basically a nukeclear blast resulting in chocolate fudge EVERYWHERE and on everyone.::
Sasori: *bursts out laughing as he picks himself up off the ground covering in fudge*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...my dango... you bastard...
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: Ooooh! *starts licking chocolate off himself*
Hoshiko: *sitting under an umebrella*

Hidan: .... *licks hand* Not bad...
Kisame: ^^" Lucky you left some inside the bar ne?
Kitsune: *licks Dei* Hmm, tasty. ^^
Deidara: XD
Sasori: *wipes chocolate out of eyes*

Kakuzu: *starts to nible on fingers*
Itachi: *eats the Dango anyway*
Zetsu: *starts to groom himself*
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: *grins and starts to lick the chocolate off Sasori's face*

Hidan: ......
Kisame: *lick* ^^
Kitsune: :3 *still 'grooming' Dei*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *smirks then give quick pass* Ooh, yummy. XD

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *grooms*
Zetsu: *same*
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: *purs*

Hidan: ....*looks at Kakuzu*
Kisame: *groom*
Kitsune: *licks Dei's cheek while grooming* ^^ Hm, bombers taste so yummy.
Deidara: *laughs* Cute un.
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Might as well *starts to groom*
Itachi: *grooming*
Zetsu: *same*
Tobi: *yosh!*
Hoshiko: *huggles*

Hidan: *points* I thought you would have asked those chicks over there to do it for you.
::group of Kakuzu fangirls::
Kisame: *groom*
Kitsune: *grooming*
Deidara: *being groomed* ^^
Sasori: *wiggles* Hehe, now we're fudgy together. ^^

Kakuzu: And I thought you'd get Deidara to lick it off... *walks over to Fan girls* Hey ladies, wanna help me get clean?
::Kakuzu is glomped by the fangirls, big dustball::
Itachi: *finished*
Zetsu: I feel ill now... damn why do I have to be so huge?
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Aww no! *glomp*

Hidan: .......That's a idea.......
Kisame: *trying to reach a spot on his back* Damn.......it.....
Kitsune: *sticks tongue in Dei's ear making him squeal* ^^ You're such a girl.
Deidara: *wiping ears* >< Nooo, not the ears that feels sooo gross un.
Hidan: Oi, a little help?
Kit and Dei: *look up at Hidan* I don't know....*Kit pulls Hidan down* Grooming line! XD
Sasori: *is glomped* ^^

Kakuzu: *is busy getting groomed*
Itachi: Want some help?
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *starts grooming Sasori and herself*

Hidan: *is being groomed by Dei*
Kisame: ........Hai arigato Itachi-kun.
Kitsune: *is grooming Dei.* Zetsu-koi, could you give me a hand onegai?
Deidara: *is grooming Hidan* XP
Sasori: *so is that what they call it these days? XD*

Kakuzu: *is enjoying the attention*
Itachi: *starts grooming Kisame*
Zetsu: Sure *begins to groom Kit*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *grin* Shush you and get cleaning.

Hidan: ^^ *is groomed*
Kisame: Arigato. *is groomed*
Kitsune: *is grooming and getting groomed* Arigato Zetsu-koi.
Deidara: *ditto*
Sasori: Hai, hai. On it. *starts grooming Hosh*

Kakuzu: *lalala*
Itachi: *yeah*
Zetsu: *Dodododod*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *grooming*

Hidan: *tralalala*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: You smell like a chocolate covered slaughterhouse un. *grooming*
Hidan: No different to how you smell when you're on a close rang bombing raid.
Deidara: ^^ True un.
Sasori: *grooming*

Kakuzu: *comes back all sparkley and clean* Hey guys.
Itachi: Wow Kakuzu... *continues grooming*
Zetsu: *groom groom groom groom, I want you in my room... xD*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *grooming*

Hidan: Gees, those fangirls are something aren't they? *groomed*
Kisame: Hai.....*groomed too*
Kitsune: *Hahaha! Projecting is he? XD*
Deidara: Are you all clean Tobi un? *groomed, grooming*
Sasori: *snuggles Hosh's neck* ^^ *grooming*

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: Meh *still grooming*
Zetsu: *Heheh*
Tobi: I think so...
Hoshiko: *purs and grooms*

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: .....*sitting happily*
Kitsune: Puuurr. :3
Deidara: Let me see un. *looks* You missed a piece here un. *points to hair*
Sasori: *is nibbling on Hosh's shoulder while grooming*

Kakuzu: Yeah those fangirls do a good job *smirk*
Itachi: Done.
Zetsu: Done.
Tobi: Oh... wanna get it off for me?
Hoshiko: *purs louder and grooms*

Hidan: *is done*
Kisame: ^^ Great work Itachi.
Kitsune: *Dei's long hair takes time*
Deidara: Hai, come here un. *grooms Tobi's hair*
Sasori: Hmm, chocolate Hosh-chan. XP *keeps grooming*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Arigato.
Zetsu: *is taking time on Kitsune's hair*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: :3 *grooming*

Hidan: ......*stares thoughtfully at Kakuzu*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Puurr. *still doing Dei's hair*
Deidara: ^^ *is grooming Tobi's hair*
Sasori: *grooming*

Kakuzu: ...what?
Itachi: *goes to get Dango*
Zetsu: *is done on Kit's hair*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Nearly done Sasori-san *groom*

Hidan: You got groped didn't you?
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: *tilts head back* Arigato Zetsu-koi.
Deidara: *is petting Tobi's head* You have really soft hair Tobi, what do you use to wash it with un?
Sasori: Hai, ditto.

Kakuzu: I wouldn't call it groping...
Itachi: *eats Dango*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Herbal Essences...
Hoshiko: This was fun though ^^ *is done*

Hidan: O.O ..........What did they do then?
Kisame: *ditto*
Kitsune: *kiss* ^^ *almost finished Dei's hair*
Deidara: Ooh, I use that stuff too un. *sniffs Tobi's hair* Is that.......orange un?
Sasori: Defiently, as much as I hate to admit it Dei-chan is quiet the artist. *is also done*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ^W^
Zetsu: *steps back and admirs his work*
Tobi: Hai! ^^
Hoshiko: Hai *snuggle*

Hidan: ................Oh.
Kisame: ^v^
Kitsune: Okay, finished DeiDei. ^^
Deidara: Smells nice un.
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: :3
Zetsu: *sits down and begins to eat chocolate off the ground*
Tobi: Arigato!
Hoshiko: purrrrrrrrr.

Hidan: ......I'm not sure if I should bow to you or be horrified by the images I'm seeing in my mind.
Kisame: So good. ^^
Kitsune: .....*watches Zetsu*
Deidara: ^^ I should get some orange, I've been using wild berries un.
Sasori: *huggy squeeze*

Kakuzu: ...don't think about it.
Itachi: Dangooo
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Ooh I like that one.
Hoshiko: Hehehe.

Hidan: *twitch* .........Okay. *impales self with scyth* Gah!..........I'm good now.
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: .....*watches still*
Deidara: Hai, Kit uses a pomegranate one un. Makes her hair smell really nice un.
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: *stares at Kitsune with a cute puppy dog face*
Tobi: Cool ^^
Hoshiko: I feel like watching Zombie movies...

Hidan: ^.< *still impaled*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Aw, so kawaii. *glomps* I wuv my cannibal plant-man. :3
Deidara: Hai un.
Sasori: I think Zetsu likes those types of movies too.

Kakuzu: better?
Itachi: *eats dango*
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Name a film you really like... and not Chucky 'cause I'm sick of watching that film.

Hidan: .....Pain......eases all.....
Kisame: *eating*
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Hm.........Land of the Dead, funny and gorey.

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: Hmm...
Zetsu: *huggle glomp*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Come on! Let's go watch it.

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *pats stomach* I have cravings......damnit......
Kitsune: *squee* ^^
Deidara: ^^ ....
Sasori: Okay!

Kakuzu: :3
Itachi: I'm having cravings for waffles...
Zetsu: Zetsu is hungry...
Tobi: So um...
Hoshiko: ^^ *walks off*

Hidan: *pulls out scyth* ^.<
Kisame: .......Hmm, waffles. Let's get some waffles Itachi.
Kitsune: *sits in Zetsu's lap* Well what do you want to eat? Maybe I can find it around here somewhere.
Deidara: ....un?
Sasori: *follows*

Kakuzu: You're weird... *walks off*
Itachi: Okay... *walks off*
Zetsu: Babies.
Tobi: *looks at Zetsu*
Hoshiko: ^^ *puts on the movie*

Hidan: And what you're not?
Kisame: Yay! *follows*
Kitsune: *sweatdrop* Okay I saw a hospital around here somewhere, as a sidenote if I ever have a baby you're not allowed to eat it Zetsu. *walks off towards hospital*
Deidara: *also looks at Zetsu*
Sasori: ^^ *gets comfy*

Kakuzu: Nope.
Itachi: Waffles!
Zetsu: Damnit...
Tobi: *stares at Zetsu*
Hoshiko: *sits on Sasori*

Hidan: Yeah right.
Kisame: ^^ Waffles!
::yelling is heard from the hospital, the sound of a couple of jutsus and people dying::
Kitsune: *walking back over to Zetsu carrying some babies* Gees, I ask nicely and they freak out and call security. Here you go koibito! ^^
Deidara: *ditto*
Sasori: *is sat on* ^^

Kakuzu: Sure...
Itachi: *goe to a waffle stand* waffel with syrup please.
Zetsu: Yay!
Tobi: *looks like he's going to be sick*
Hoshiko: <3

Hidan: ......
Kisame: Ditto!
Kitsune: *holds up baby* Now don't bite me okay. *feeds baby to Zetsu*
Deidara: *gulp* How can you do that un? *holds stomach*
Sasori: ^^~<3

Kakuzu: Huh...
Itachi: *eats*
Zetsu: *eats*
Tobi: *runs over to a bush and throws up*
Hoshiko: Aww you're so cute. *watches movie*

Hidan: Nothing.
Kisame: *eats*
Kitsune: *holds out another baby* ^^ Easy, I think pleasent thoughts.
Deidara: *looks over at Tobi* ......Oh kami.......I think I'm going to be sick too un. *gulps* No......wait, nope I'm good un. *suddenly runs off to throw up*
Kitsune: Gees they're acting like they've never seen you eat babies before. *hand on hip*
Sasori: ^^ I know.

Kakuzu: What ever...
Itachi: Waffles are so good.
Zetsu: *eating*
Tobi: *still throwing up*
Hoshiko: *looks and Sasori and folds arms with eyebrows raised*

Hidan: ......
Kisame: *makes happy noises while eating*
Kitsune: *shrugs* ^^
Deidara: *yup same*
Sasori: Modest ain't I? You're cuter though. *hugs*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *same*
Zetsu: *eating babies*
Tobi: *still in bush*
Hoshiko: Heh... ^^

Hidan: ....Wanna go get some waffles? I hear Itachi mention them before.
Kisame: *^^*
Kitsune: *keeps feeding Zetsu*
Deidara: *still in bushes*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Sure.
Itachi: *eating*
Zetsu: *licks fingers clean*
Tobi: Ergh...
Hoshiko: Hehe.

Hidan: *walks off to waffles*
Kisame: *ditto*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *is cleaning self up*
Sasori: *snuggle*

Kakuzu: *follows*
Itachi: *same*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *cleaning up*
Hoshiko: ^^ *snuggles*

Hidan: Waffles and syrup thanks. *sits*
Kisame: *same*
Kitsune: Want more or are you good now?
Deidara: *cleaned up*
Sasori: ^^