Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke, feeling ill. He snuggled closer to Kakuzu and kissed his lips softly. "Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu woke up a little when Hidan kissed his lips. "Hm?"

"Hi." Hidan said, smiling, "How did you sleep?"

"I slept wonderfully," Kakuzu smiled up at him. "Did you ever contact Jashin, my love?"

"No. Not yet." Hidan said, rubbing his eye, "I'll do it today if you want." Hidan put on a strained smile, no longer sure if he wanted to have a child with Kakuzu now.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's cheek. "I'm still so sorry Hidan. So sorry."

"I know. I want to go home now." Hidan said softly, scratching his chest, "What?"

Kakuzu picked up Hidan and began to the door. Then putting him on the floor and picking up Seiun and Acheron. "C'mon, let's go home."

"Kakuzu, are you stupid or something? I'm a woman." Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu blinked and looked at Hidan. "I'm so used to it, I didn't even notice." He paused. "Why?"

"I didn't do it, and I'm sure you didn't either." Hidan looked up at his husband, "Take a guess who did it."

Kakuzu raised a brow. "Uh... Deidara?"

"No. Come on. He was in my dream last night now that I think about it."

"You dream of Deidara?!"

"It wasn't Deidara." Hidan said, "Come on."

Kakuzu began to think. "...Jashin?"

"Yes." Hidan said, "And do you know what that means?"

Kakuzu shook his head.

Hidan stared at Kakuzu slack-jawed. "What were we just talking about?!

It finally clicked in Kakuzu's head. "You're pregnant?!"

"No!" Hidan said, holding his head, "It means I can get pregnant! We only have today however. If we fail then I'll have to do that meditation thing."

Kakuzu nodded, "Sorry I'm tired." He bit his lip and shifted the girls. "I'm sure Tobi wouldn't mind watching the girls for the day so we can try for this baby."

"I'll be on top then." Hidan said, trembling, "Oh... I'm nervous."

"We'll try several different positions," Kakuzu said. "Don't be nervous."

"You're tired. I'll ride you okay?" Hidan said, still trembling, "It's hard not to be, Kakuzu."

Kakuzu began to ran back to the base, girls at hand. "I'm not that tired."

"You just said you were!" Hidan said, holding his breasts down so they wouldn't bounce.

"Well, this was a bit of a wake up call," Kakuzu licked his lips. "Oh your C cups are going to become D cups. How delightful."

"Pervert." Hidan snapped as they arrived at the base, Kakuzu setting the girls in front of Tobi before running off with him, "Tobi! Watch the girls!"

"What, you'll be great with D cups," Kakuzu grumbled, walking into the bedroom and stripping naked.

"H-hey! Take it slow Kakuzu." Hidan said as Kakuzu began undressing him as well, "I can take off my own clothes!" Hidan pulled off his underwear, the only thing Kakuzu had not gotten to yet.

Kakuzu sighed, "I'm sorry, I'm just so excited. I want this to work. Will he tell you if you did get pregnant?"

"He said I'm pregnant if I wake up as a woman tomorrow." Hidan said, covering his body sheepishly.

Kakuzu bit his lip, walking up to Hidan and uncovering his body. "You're beautiful."

"I'm nervous, Kakuzu." Hidan said again, pulling the man's head to his chest, "No, I'm scared."

Kakuzu began to softly kiss Hidan's breasts. "Don't be scared. I love you."

"I know you do but still. Will the baby come out right if I do get pregnant?" Hidan asked biting his lip as soft tingles of pleasure waved through his body.

"The baby will come out perfect, just like you ," Kakuzu murmured, taking Hidan's nipple into his mouth and sucking gently.

Hidan leaned over Kakuzu's head and held him gently. "I love you." he said softly, gasping in pleasure, "Hmm, suck harder."

Kakuzu began to suck harder and grabbed Hidan’s hand, leading it to his member.

Hidan began to cry. He was so scared. "Kakuzu... I'm sorry." he choked out, covering himself again, "I can't... I'm not ready. I can't do this."

Kakuzu sighed and took Hidan into his arms, rocking him slowly. He led him to the bed and continued to rock him slowly. "Shhh. Shh. It's okay, we don't have to. We can wait. We can wait as long as you want.”

"Oh Kakuzu... I know how bad you want this, but I can't." Hidan said sadly, kissing Kakuzu's lips tenderly, "Please, don't stop touching me."

"Hidan, if I keep touching you, I'm going to end up having sex with you," Kakuzu bit his lip. "Is there anything… I can do… To convince you?"

"No. There isn't." Hidan fished in the side table drawer and pulled out a condom, "Will you keep touching me now? You can have sex with me if you wear this. I can ask Jashin any day Kakuzu. Alright?"

Kakuzu scowled at the condom. "I don't wear condoms, they're uncomfortable and they don't fit most of the time."

"These are newer and not the kind you grew up with." Hidan said, "You can see through them. I tried one on and it still felt great... This is another packet of them, but they will fit you. I'm sure of it. I'll put it on with my mouth."

Kakuzu scoffed, "You make it sound like I'm old. Like I grew up with cat intestines for condoms." he sighed and shifted slightly. "Hidan... I really don't want to use a condom."

Hidan sighed. "Will you fuck my ass then?" he asked, pouting.

Kakuzu thought about how the cum could leak from Hidan's ass to his heat, which could possibly make him pregnant and nodded. "I'd love to."

Hidan smiled and began to pump Kakuzu's member, kissing his chest softly. "I'm sorry."

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair. "It's fine, we'll have a kid in good time."

Hidan nodded. "Touch me to please?" he pleaded, pumping Kakuzu faster.

Kakuzu slipped a finger into Hidan's heat and kissed him

Hidan squirmed. "Come on. Touch me better then that. You're mean." Hidan added the last part playfully, "Pwease?"

Kakuzu raised an eyebrow when Hidan said 'pwease'. He began to play with Hidan's clit.

Hidan smiled softly, giggling. "Mmm~ Harder Kakuzu~!" he commanded, massaging Kakuzu's member.

Kakuzu licked up Hidan's neck and smiled, He began to rub Hidan's clit harder and moaned.

Hidan sighed contently and then rolled onto his stomach. "Okay Kakuzu. I'm ready for you."

Kakuzu nodded and thrust into Hidan's ass.

Hidan moaned and got onto his knees. "Play with my clit as you thrust." Hidan said, looking at Kakuzu over his shoulder.

Kakuzu nodded and used one hand to steady himself and the other to play with Hidan's clit as he began to thrust faster and harder.

Hidan groaned, smiling stupidly. "Ah! Yes~ Kakuzu! You're so good!" Hidan panted out, licking his lips hungrily, "Ah~ Harder! Pound into me harder. Feels so good."

Kakuzu got an ego boost when Hidan told him he was good and began to thrust into Hidan harder, his fingers rubbing harder as well. "God, you're so tight."

Hidan smiled. "I-I'm always tight Kakuzu." he said, sweat poring down his forehead, "It's because I heal. You could stick a watermelon in me and I'll still feel good" Hidan laughed at what he said. "Oh~! Rub me harder. It feels really good."

Kakuzu began to rub Hidan's clit harder; ignoring what Hidan said for fear it would mess up his concentration.

Hidan moaned, his top half laying down on the bed. “Yah! Kakuzu~ I'm coming... Coming~!" Hidan moaned loudly as he came, his muscles clenching around Kakuzu's member.

Kakuzu came soon after Hidan, making sure the tip of his member was barely in Hidan so the semen would have more of a chance to leak out. He made sure to pull out slowly, to drag out as much cum as he could, hoping it would leak to Hidan's heat.

Hidan sighed contently. "Thank you Kakuzu for not making me get pregnant." he said, laying down fully, unaware of Kakuzu's intentions, "I love you."

Kakuzu nuzzled against Hidan's cheek. "You're welcome, I know you don't want it." Inside he was chuckling evilly to himself, "I love you too."

"Hmm. Why did you do all that? Almost pulling out when you came I mean." Hidan asked, rolling over and rubbing his heat to get rid of an itch, "Did it add extra stimulation or something?"

"I was at the wrong end of a thrust because I lost my concentration," Kakuzu grumbled, pretending to sound mad about it. He smirked when Hidan rubbed his heat, meaning that the semen would spread and his sperm would be more likely to get to Hidan's egg.

"Poor Kakuzu." Hidan said, hugging his lover tightly.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan into his arms. "No more talking during sex though, ruins my concentration."

Hidan nodded. "Alright. I love you so much."

Kakuzu kissed his cheek. "I love you too."

"What time is it? At midnight I'll be a man again." Hidan said, yawning.

Kakuzu looked over that the clock. "Uh, five in the afternoon."

"I'm going to use some of the spermicide on those condom just in case, alright?" Hidan got some condoms out, opening a packet.

Kakuzu bit his lip and looked off to the side sadly, "Yeah. Fine. Whatever. I don't care."

Hidan froze. "Were you... Trying to get me pregnant Kakuzu?" he asked, beginning to tremble.

Kakuzu sighed. "Yes... " He braced himself emotionally for when Hidan left him alone for the rest of his life. "I ... I'm not sorry either." He took a deep breath, closing his eyes tightly. "Just, if you're going to leave me, don't yell and make the girls upset."

Hidan was trembling uncontrollably. "How... How could you do that? I'm not ready... Kakuzu I trusted you....." his breathing quickened until he was hyperventilating, "I-I-I..... T-t-trusted y-you."

Kakuzu rolled over and pulled Hidan into his arms. "Shhhh," He hushed, trying to get Hidan to calm himself. "I know, I'm a horrible person." He looked down. "I shouldn't have done that." He continued to try to calm Hidan down from the hyperventilation.

Hidan pushed Kakuzu away. "It's over. We're done. I'm going to ask Pein to get you and me a new partner. I never want to see you again." Hidan stood and stumbled around the room, getting dress and walking out the door. He stumbled down the hall for a few steps before collapsing, not getting back up.

Kakuzu rolled so his face was in the pillow. Stupid, stupid, selfish, stupid. He stood up and chased after Hidan, meeting up with him after he collapsed. "Hidan, I know you don't want to be with me," he began slowly, "But I want you to know that I love you and I will always love you. If you ever think you can forgive me, I will always take you back. Even if I end up falling in love with someone else. There's no one I could love more than you."

Hidan remained still, a soft cry growing in his throat. It soon became a terrible scream.

Konan rushed down the hall. "What did you do to him?" she snapped at Kakuzu, shoving him away to help Hidan, "Get out of here! Out! Right now Kakuzu!" She helped Hidan up and rushed him to the sick bay.

Kakuzu left when Konan told him to, only staying because of the girls.

It was the next day that Pein, not Konan went to see Kakuzu. "I have good news and bad news." he said coldly.

Kakuzu looked up from his calculations and money to see Pein. "Hm?"

"I see you moved on with your life quite well." Pein said, adjusting one of his piercing, "I have good and bad news."

"Actually, no, I dying on the inside and keeping a strong front on the out side," Kakuzu blinked and reached for a bottle of pills and took two of them. "And. There goes the pain, no more dying on the inside. So what is this news?"

"Good news, Hidan isn't pregnant. He became a man again accordingly." Pein said, "Bad news, he is unresponsive and won't eat. I don't even think he fell asleep last night. This is why I don't like relationships in this organization."

Kakuzu nodded, "Not my problem anymore," he took two more pills. "Hidan broke it off with me. He could starve for all I care. All I need now is money and my girls."

"You will need a new partner as well." Pein said, "We will be turning Hidan in for the money on his head, which is a large amount. I'm not sure what his village will do to him then, but it won't be pretty, I'm sure of it. Here is that wedding ring, sell it to if you want. Do you not want to say good bye to him?"

"I don't want a new partner. Partners are useless, cause useless feelings. Make me take these," Kakuzu rattled the bottle of Prozac. "Sure, I'll say good bye to the bastard."

"Do not forget Kakuzu." Pein said, "It was you who did this. Don't blame Hidan. And you will be getting a new partner. My orders." With that Pein left.

"It was his fault. He got my hopes up. He ruins everything. Everything," Kakuzu said, eyes seeming to go sad for a moment before going back to being stoic and headed toward the hospital wing. "Hello Hidan. Or should I say goodbye?"

Hidan did not respond, he merely laid there, staring at nothing.

"It's sad isn't it Kakuzu-kun?" Tobi said, sliding into the room, his demeanor completely different from what it normally was, "Don't you wish he could forget all the pain he is in?"

Kakuzu shook slightly. "I didn't do this. I don't do this..." He nodded eagerly at Tobi. "I want him to forget it all."

"You did do this Kakuzu." Tobi said, "This is all your fault. You betrayed him." Tobi removed his mask, setting it on the counter, "For your age Kakuzu-kun, you are very immature. Perhaps that it why you lost to the First." Tobi looked at Kakuzu, his sharingan gleaming. "I can make him forget."

Kakuzu hissed when Tobi brought up his past. His eyes narrowed contemptuously. "I was young then, Marada, there is no need to bring up my past." He stared at him. "Make Hidan forget. Make him forget ever being with me. It's better for him."

"I can't make Hidan forget how much he loved you. I am not that cruel." Marada said, walking over to Hidan and petting his head, "If I could make him forget his love would you want him to forget your girls? If he forgets his love for you he will forget them. He will be a threat to them no doubt. What do you want?"

Kakuzu inhaled deeply. "I just want him to forget the time we spent together as a couple. I will keep my girls safe. I just want Hidan to be happy again. And he's happier with out me and my selfish needs." He let out the breath and looked over at Hidan, brushing a piece of hair out of his eyes. "Make him better."

"I believe I just told you I can't make him forget that." Marada said, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

Kakuzu sighed, "Just make him forget whatever you can make him forget." He almost added 'old hag' at the end, but bit his tongue.

Marada roughly grabbed Hidan's chin, staring at him in the eyes. Hidan exhaled and his eyes closed. "It is done. Wake him up when you're ready." Marada placed his mask back on and left, skipping merrily.

Kakuzu walked out the door and called out to Marada to stop him. "Hey, Tobi, I never did ask… But do the girls behave for you? Do you enjoy their company?"

"Oh yes. Tobi loves them! They are so well behaved!" 'Tobi' said before running down the hall.

Kakuzu smirked and shook his head before turning back to the bed and looking at Hidan nervously. "I wish I could forget... "

Hidan remained silent and still. He would not wake up until Kakuzu called his name.

Kakuzu sat next to Hidan on the bed and began to softly stroke his lover's hair. "Hidan...?"

Hidan's eyes snapped open. "Hm? How did we get here? Did I pass out after we had sex?" he asked quietly, "Oh how sweet of you to be here waiting for me. Give me a kiss?"

Kakuzu ignored Hidan's questions ad just leaned in and gave him a soft, gentle kiss. "I love you."

Hidan smiled into the kiss, leaning into it. "I'm hungry. Where’s my ring? My wedding one?"

Kakuzu smiled down at Hidan, stroking his hair. "You lost it. You and me can go get a new one today."

"It's in our room isn't it? I had it on when we got back. I want that one, even if it is cheap." Hidan said sadly.

Kakuzu sighed, "Maybe it fell somewhere, I'll help you find it."

Hidan smiled happily. "Alright, Now fucking feed me. Lets go out to eat. We'll take the girls with us."

Kakuzu raised a brow, "Okay, we'll go out to eat. Why is that ring important to you anyways? I mean… We can get a new one. I'm just wondering..."

"It's the ring that shows I'm yours. I like it. It's pretty too." Hidan said, looking at his empty ring finger, "I'm horny."

Kakuzu smiled and kissed Hidan's forehead then rolled his eyes. "When aren't you horny?"

"I'm horny because I am." Hidan said, pouting, "I could jump you right now and have my way. But that would never work."

Kakuzu scoffed, "Exactly, because I would stop you."

"I'm still really horny." Hidan said, reaching down to massage his groin.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "Then pleasure yourself. I don't think I can even get it up anymore to pleasure you."

"Jerk me off then?" Hidan asked, his eyes getting big and watery.

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, "Fine, fine." His hands slipped into Hidan's pants and he grabbed the thick flesh, unzipping his lover's fly to let it out.

Hidan shifted to get more comfortable moaning softly. "Ha~ your hands are cold. I like it."

Kakuzu looked down at Hidan's member. "Did you get bigger?" He hand began to pump Hidan's length slowly.

"Huh? bigger? How is that possible?" Hidan asked, looking down at himself as well, "It doesn't look bigger."

Kakuzu shrugged, "I just haven't seen it in a while. Must be imagining things," He squeezed Hidan's member playfully before pumping it faster.

"Haah! That's not good. I need to be myself m-more often." Hidan said, gasping softly, "H-harder. Massage the head."

Kakuzu leaned down and took the head of Hidan's member into his mouth and sucked lightly on it.

Hidan jumped. "Oh! That- that was unexpected." Hidan groaned loudly and hunkered over, holding Kakuzu's head, "Ah~! Kakuzu~ I love you."

Kakuzu held his head there and began to move Hidan's hips, signaling that he could fuck his mouth if he wanted to.

"Why are you letting me do this?" Hidan asked, grasping Kakuzu's head and moving it gently, "You must hate t- Ah... Suck harder. Harder please..."

Kakuzu couldn't answer Hidan's question because he had Hidan's member in his mouth, but he was doing it because he still felt horrible for what he did that Hidan couldn't remember. He began to suck harder and hum to increase the pleasure

Hidan tilted his head back, gasping heavily. "Kaku...Yes~ like that. J-just like that." Hidan gasped and shoved Kakuzu's head down, his body trembling as he came, his semen squirting into Kakuzu's mouth, "I'm s-sorry..."

Kakuzu swallowed all of the semen and licked his lips. "It's fine, my love." He nuzzled Hidan’s stomach before moving up and placing a kiss on Hidan's lips.

Hidan met Kakuzu's kiss, licking them softly. "I love you. I can't recall anytime you've made me unhappy. Lets go eat now okay?"

Kakuzu bit his bottom lips. "I promise to never make you unhappy ever."

Hidan smiled, placing his member back in his pants. "Lets go eat Kakuzu." he said, hopping out of the bed.

Kakuzu nodded and picked Hidan up bridal style, carrying him out the door and to their bedroom, taking the ring off the desk and placing it back on Hidan's finger.

"Lost my ass. You knew where it was." Hidan said, "Did you just want to get me a better one?"

Kakuzu nodded. "Because nothing is too good for you."

"I want you to get a ring Kakuzu. Please? It will mean a lot to me." Hidan pouted cutely.

Kakuzu sighed and nodded slowly, "Fine, I'll get a ring."

"And try to like it okay?" Hidan nuzzled Kakuzu's neck, "I love you more then anything."

Kakuzu scowled slightly, "But... Men wedding rings are so... Ugly."

"We'll find one that looks great, alright?" Hidan smiled softly, "I think silver will look best on you. What do you thing?"

Kakuzu kissed Hidan, "Fine, fine, find the one that will look the best."

"Lets go then! We'll eat later." Hidan said, dragging Kakuzu out of the room, "Where did you get this one? Lets go there."

Kakuzu grunted and followed Hidan out of the room. "At a stall in the market place."

"Alright then. lets go there." Hidan wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's chest, "What do you think will get me ready to be pregnant?"

Kakuzu wrapped his arm around Hidan's waist, smiling down at him. "I don't know... Maybe spending some time with the girls to help you get ready for motherhood?"

"I guess so." Hidan said, trotting out the front door, "Lets go Kakuzu~!"

"I also know of a course you could take as well, a motherhood one," Kakuzu said, tugging Hidan to the stall. "Here's where I got your ring."

"Huh? What’s that?" Hidan asked, kneeling over the display, "How about this one? It's two dragons eating a green rhinestone. It's made of cheap silver."

"Ah, never mind," Kakuzu said, keeling next to Hidan. "Not much of a wedding ring though..."

"Well do you see one you like?" Hidan asked, kissing Kakuzu's cheek.

Kakuzu pointed to a cheap, sliver wedding band. "That's not too bad."

"It does look nice." Hidan said, "That one however has a green gemstone in it and it's almost the same price. You want that one instead?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "No fancy things."

"It's not fancy. It's just a band with on gem in it. It's this one." Hidan said, pointing to the ring.

Kakuzu sighed and looked up at the vender, "We'll take that one."

Hidan smiled as Kakuzu paid, snatching the ring and placing it on Kakuzu's finger. "It looks great on you." he said kissing Kakuzu's knuckles.

Kakuzu smiled and kissed the top of Hidan's head. "Let's go get the girls and go out to eat."

Hidan smiled. "Alright. Lets go get them. Now we can just flash the rings and people will back off." Hidan said smiling.

Kakuzu kissed Hidan's cheek. "Wear something nice and be a female, I'm taking us out to some extravagant place. "Once again, he was trying to make up for what Hidan could not remember.

"Kakuzu why are you being so nice? You never do things like this." Hidan said, pouting, "Is it the second of April?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "I just feel like being nice... " He sighed. "No, it's not the second of April."

"Shoot. Then I'm not twenty-three." Hidan said, jumping up on Kakuzu and kissing him savagely.

Kakuzu pushed Hidan off. "Not in public Hidan..." He frowned. "You're so young. I feel like a pedophile."

"Yes in public. Are you ashamed of me?" Hidan asked, "Well you’re not. I was legal at fifteen."

Kakuzu shook his head quickly, "I could never be ashamed of you... I love you..." He rolled his eyes, "And I was in my eighties then. I'm a pedophile."

"Well then let me kiss you like that." Hidan said, pouting, "You would have had sex with me if I was fourteen."

Kakuzu pulled him into a soft kiss. "I would not of. You would've been so small, it would've been painful."

"I would have loved it. I became a Jashinist when I was twelve." Hidan said, "And me being small would not have stopped you.”

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "I wouldn't have slept with you when you were fourteen Hidan, because I am not a pedophile. Nev-- Okay I have been, but I'm not now."

"You've had sex with a minor?" Hidan asked, smirking, "How old?"

"Ten," Kakuzu grunted, "And I was... thirty-three I think."

"So you never would have had sex with me when I was fourteen? I don't believe you. I was hot then too." Hidan said, "Did that ten year old give you a good time?"

"You're always hot Hidan. And I didn’t know you back then. Maybe I would've," Kakuzu nodded, "He was quite skilled. Had a nice, tight ass. I couldn't even fit in all the way."

"Want to try out my kid ass some time?" Hidan asked, grabbing Kakuzu's ass, "Mine would be better. He had sex before, I would have been a virgin and unused."

Kakuzu yelped when Hidan grabbed his ass and smirked. "I'd love to try out your kid ass." He licked his lips thinking about it. "Mmm. But this kid... Oh he could do wonders with his tongue."

"I can too." Hidan said, pouting, "You know his name? I'm going to kill him if he's still alive." He smirked playfully.

Kakuzu smacked Hidan's ass lightly. "Mm, that you can... " He shook his head, "He was a child prostitute."

"So? You saying he's dead? Let me guess, herpes, HIV, maybe syphilis?" Hidan yelped happily.

"No, I didn't know his name... He was a good whore... Went to him three times," Kakuzu mused happily. "But you're so much better."

"I better be." Hidan huffed, "No one is better then me."

Kakuzu looked down at the lump that had now taken form in his pants. "Hidan, we'll go to eat after, I'm extremely horny right now."

"Oh really? Lets go to a love hotel then." Hidan said, pulling Kakuzu over to a run down looking building, on the inside however it was very nice, "Cheapest room right?"

Kakuzu's hand secretly slipped to his groin. "Yes, but the base isn't far... "

"I'm still horny however." Hidan said, paying for the room and leading Kakuzu up the stares, "So you want my kid ass?"

Kakuzu nodded. "Oh god, I want it so bad."

Hidan nodded and entered the room, going into the bathroom. "This will take a bit. A lot of hand signs you know, wait on the bed and don't get undressed yet." he said, closing the bathroom door.

Kakuzu waited anxiously and slowly slid himself out of his pants, grabbing the heavy flesh and pumping it slowly.

"Well you could have waited you know." Hidan said, his voice high pitched because of his now child body, “You like?”

Kakuzu stared. “You look wonderful.”

Hidan walked over to Kakuzu, his hips swaying. "Oh good. Glad you like it." Hidan said. "So what first?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu leaned in and kissed Hidan's soft youthful lips.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back hungrily, his arms wrapping around Kakuzu's neck. “Sorry, I don’t think I can deep throat you. My mouth is too small now.”

Kakuzu licked up Hidan's neck. "It’s fine."

Hidan slid down to lick at Kakuzu's member, "I love your meat."

Kakuzu's fingers twined into Hidan's hair. "I love you..."

"I love you too." Hidan said, licking the head of his lover's member before sucking the underside of it, "Will you give me oral Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu looked at the small body pleasuring him. "I'd love to give you oral."

Hidan smiled cutely, giving Kakuzu a few more good licks before crawling onto the bed and laying on the many pillows, blushing.

Kakuzu looked over at the tiny hot body on the pillows, moaning softly. "You turn me on so badly." He leaned down and licked at the head of Hidan's member before taking the entirety of the now small organ into his mouth.

Hidan squealed loudly. "Ah! Feels so good. It feels better then it normally does." he gasped, squirming. He cried out and pushed Kakuzu away. "Lay down, I'll ride you."

Kakuzu grinned when Hidan squealed. It sounded so perfect. He laid down on his back and looked at Hidan expectantly.

"Unlike him, you’re going in all the way." Hidan said, pressing Kakuzu's member to his entrance. He began to slide sown, moaning loudly. "So thick, ah~ I love it!" Blood trickled down Kakuzu's member as Hidan went past the half way point. "How does this feel Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu moaned when he began to enter Hidan. He was so tight, it felt amazing. "It... Feels... Amazing. How does it feel for you?"

"To me it feels like heaven. Ha... All... Almost there. Ah-ah... Ah!" Hidan went down all the way, the sensation so strong he instantly came, his small member visibly pulsating, "So good... M-move Kakuzu..... Move me....."

Kakuzu groaned when Hidan came, his tight hole becoming even tighter. "Oh... Hidan." He moaned, grabbing onto Hidan's small hips and moving him.

"It's never a boring day with you Kakuzu." Hidan said, his cheeks a rosy red, "Ah... This is so good... You are the best... Harder..."

He flipped over so he was on top of Hidan, thrusting harder and faster than he ever could with Hidan riding him.

Hidan mewed softly, wrapping his arms as best he could around Kakuzu. "Ah! Kakuzu~! Coming~! More I want more. I love you…"

Kakuzu pressed his face into the top of Hidan's head. He tried to pick up his speed before coming, but ended up just coming deep inside of Hidan's body. "I love you too." He kept himself inside Hidan, and rolled over to his lover was laying on his chest. "We've got to do this more often... "

Hidan laid limply in Kakuzu's chest, panting. "So you can't have sex with me when I'm a woman or myself, but you will when I’m a kid? Jerk." Hidan said, pouting.

Kakuzu frowned, "You can't say you didn't like this... You being a kid. It took pleasure to... Unreachable limits." He stroked Hidan's hair. "I love you when you take any form."

"It did, but why do you prefer me as a kid? How can you not have sex with me when I'm not like this?" Hidan asked.

"It's... Just the way I grew up, pedophilia was rampant, mainly men on little boys, it became an interest of mine, something I tried to break a habit of..." Kakuzu looked to the side and yawned.

"So you think a little kid is more attractive then me at my true age?!" Hidan asked, glaring at Kakuzu, "What was the youngest you've slept with?"

“No. Not at all Hidan.” Kakuzu said, “Eight I think.”

With a pop Hidan was himself again. "You better start finding me better looking then some kid." he said, lifting his hips up and bringing them down, "You're never getting my kid ass again."

Kakuzu groaned when Hidan said he was never going to have sex with him as a kid again. "But... Mm--" He was cut off when Hidan started moving his hips. "But the sex is mind-blowing! You came twice!"

"Because I was tight. I prefer being myself. It feels best as myself." Hidan said, ranting, "You're violent when I'm myself I like it. Why don't you like me like this?"

Kakuzu began to move Hidan's hips for him. "I love you like this. I love you as a woman. And I love you completely. You're perfect in every one of your states."

"You better not get dirty thoughts of our kids." Hidan said, smirking, linking his fingers with Kakuzu’s as he lifted himself off of Kakuzu, "I'm joking by the way." He laid down next to Kakuzu, kissing his cheek.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's cheek when he laid beside him. "I know," he said, "And I don't like little girls anyways." He smirked, "I only like you."

"So you wouldn't want me to have the body of a little girl?" Hidan asked, laughing while he crawled on top of Kakuzu again

Kakuzu shook his head. "Mm, no, little girls are nasty. They'll tell on you, much smarter than boys." He looked up at Hidan when he crawled on top of him again.

"I won't tell on you." Hidan said, licking Kakuzu's chest, "You still up for one more round of sex? I'll have my kid ass again if you really want."

Kakuzu shivered when Hidan licked his chest. "One more round with you as a kid would be nice..."

Hidan nodded and turned into a kid again. "Lets make out for a bit first."

Kakuzu nodded and pulled Hidan into a kiss, trailing his tongue over the lips of Hidan.

Hidan hungrily kissed Kakuzu back, rubbing his small member against Kakuzu's stomach. "Ha... Kakuzu... shove you're tongue in my mouth."

Kakuzu did what Hidan told him, easily shoving his tongue far into Hidan's mouth because of it small size.

Hidan sucked on Kakuzu's tongue, biting it softly. "Kakuzu... Am I better then that boy?" he asked, pulling away from the kiss so he could catch his breath.

Kakuzu sighed, "You are so much better, I couldn't even fit all the way inside of him." He looked back towards Hidan's ass. "This time I want to see how your ass looks after we have sex with you being this tight. It must be so torn apart..."

"You are such a sadist." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's cheek tenderly, "We fit together so well." Hidan moaned softly as he continued to rub his member over a particularly heavily stitched area on Kakuzu's stomach.

Kakuzu smirked when Hidan moaned. "Stop dry humping me and get up to those pillows, I want to pleasure you until you can't cum any more. Then I want to pleasure you even more."

Hidan nodded and crawled off Kakuzu, getting on the pillows. "Okay. I'm ready for it."

Kakuzu dipped his head down to Hidan's member, taking it fully into his mouth and sucking violently.

Hidan gasped, grabbing Kakuzu's head. "Kuzu... Not so hard. Y-you'll give me a full penis hicky. It will hurt. Ah!" he laid back on the pillows, squirming wildly.

Kakuzu let up on his sucking and tried to hold down Hidan's body to keep it from squirming. He lifted his head off to talk, "Stop squirming, I'll hurt your cute little penis." He went back to Hidan's member, his hands now running over Hidan's thighs.

"I can't help it. It feels so good." Hidan said, biting his finger. He cried out again, his back arching of the bed. He was almost there, just a little more and he would cum. He squealed as his small member twitched, squirting the equivalent of precum in Kakuzu's mouth when he came.

Kakuzu licked his lips when Hidan came “So little came out. How sad.” He positioned himself at Hidan's entrance. "Did you make yourself extremely tight again?" He looked at the tiny, puckered entrance. "I hope so."

“I’m like twelve. I haven’t hit puberty yet. I was a late bloomer.” Hidan said, holding his legs, looking down and trying to see past his small erection. "Of course I did. Even if I didn't I'd be tight again."

Kakuzu shrugged and thrust into Hidan, trying to get down to the hilt on the first try, but didn't. He rolled over so Hidan was sitting on his member again. "Make me fit."

"The trick is not to stop when you hit resistance." Hidan said, making himself take in all of Kakuzu.

Kakuzu began to move Hidan's hips for him once he was all the way in.

"Ah... Shit you are so big." Hidan said, gasped as Kakuzu began to maneuver his hips, reaching down and touched himself, cupping his genitals carefully.

"Hmm, you’re so tight," Kakuzu said, moving Hidan's small hips faster.

Hidan panted as he bounced up and down on Kakuzu's member, "Feels really good... I want more."

Kakuzu moaned quietly, loving Hidan's tightness. He bit his lower lip roughly. "What else can I do for you to make this better?”

"Hmm... Play with my nipples. I like that." Hidan said, pumping his member softly.

Kakuzu nodded and began to play with Hidan's nipples. "You're going to have to move your own hips then."

Hidan nodded, moving his hips as fast as he could. "Ha! Kakuzu... Tie me to the table over there, with my legs held apart too..." he said, "That's what I really want."

Kakuzu nodded and lifted Hidan's hips off of him. He picked Hidan up and placed him on the table, ass hanging over the edge slightly and then tied him to the table. He thrust back into Hidan, beginning to move his hips as fast and as hard as he could.

Hidan struggled uselessly, moaning. "You're in so deep... Ahha... Fuck~!" he grew tense as another orgasm approached, wailing loudly as his body shook, "Fill me up... cum inside me a lot... I want it!"

Kakuzu leaned in and forced his tongue into Hidan's mouth, continuing to pound into Hidan, not even close to coming. He was determined to fulfill his words of making Hidan cum until he couldn't cum anymore, and to continue after that.

Hidan moaned into Kakuzu's mouth, roughly sucking on Kakuzu's tongue. He clawed on his lover's back as he came again, the last of his ejaculate being sprayed onto Kakuzu's chest.

Kakuzu continued on with his thrusting, even after Hidan came again, his orgasm was approaching soon, and he knew that he couldn't hold back much longer.

Hidan clung to Kakuzu tightly, kissing his cheek. "I love you."

Kakuzu finally came into Hidan’s tiny body. "I love you too."

"You said something about wanting to see the after math?" Hidan asked, petting Kakuzu’s back.

Kakuzu nodded, panting heavily and dropping to his knees to look at Hidan’s ass. "Ugh. It's all torn up. And your thighs are so bruised. It's beautiful..." He looked up at Hidan. "How can you walk all torn up like this?"

"Eh. I like the pain." Hidan said; watching the bruises disappear and feeling his ass tighten up again, "You can untie me now."

Kakuzu untied Hidan and smirked, "It's disappointing that you heal so quickly." He looked at Hidan longingly.

"I'm still bleeding." Hidan said, turning back into himself, sliding off the table and went into the bathroom to get dressed again.

“I'll just have you from now on. None of that female form or kid form. Unless... Jashin lets you get pregnant, when you're ready of course." Kakuzu yawned and put on his clothes.

"What? No more woman form?" Hidan asked, "You're scaring me, what wrong?"

Kakuzu sighed, "I just want to show you that I can be happy with you as a male and only a male…"

Hidan nodded, coming out of the bathroom. "I'll need my clothes back then. Think you can get Pein to make Konan give them back?"

Kakuzu shook his head quickly. "Me and Pein... Aren't on speaking terms right now."

"Huh? Why?" Hidan asked, pouting, "Was he upset we got married?"

Kakuzu nodded slowly, "Yeah... He was upset that we were married. And I told him off."

"Good for you." Hidan said, doing some stretches, "Now lets pick up the girls and go eat."

Kakuzu smiled and swept Hidan off his feet, dashing back to the base.

Hidan clung to Kakuzu tightly as the wind swept threw his hair. "Where do you want to eat?!" he asked, yelling over the wind.

“Can you be a woman one last time?!” Kakuzu asked, “We’re going to a nice place!”

“Alright!” Hidan replied, feeling down that he wasn’t wanted as a woman any more.

“Hidan…” Kakuzu began, “No you like being a woman?!”

"Some times! It feels nice!" Hidan replied, "Could we to it one a week?"

Kakuzu nodded and leaned his head against Hidan.

Hidan smiled and kissed Kakuzu's chin. He really needed to kill somebody.

Kakuzu stopped and turned Hidan towards him, placing a soft kiss on his lips before deepening it.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back, his tongue skating over the man's teeth. "What brought that on Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu smiled, "Can't I just show you how much I love you?"

"You can. I was just wondering." Hidan said, "Come one. The girls must be hungry."

Kakuzu nodded and started running.

They arrived back and Hidan got the girls, both of them dressed nicely. "Alright, Kakuzu, you have a place in mind?" Hidan asked, dressed in his kimono.

Kakuzu dressed in a formal yakuta and put on the ring that made his stitches disappear. He nodded, "It's in the nicest place of Ame."

"Oh well don't you look dashing. We need to get you girls changed again. You get to wear your Kimonos." Hidan said, leading the girls back to their room. He came back a while later, the girls fussing over their clothes.

"How do we look daddy?" Acheron and Seiun asked.

Kakuzu smiled and his girls and fussed up their hair a little. "You two look beautiful. Just like your momma." He looked up at Hidan and winked. Slowly, he stood and walked over to Hidan and wrapped his arm around his waist. "I love you."

Hidan smiled and grabbed an umbrella handing it to Kakuzu. "It started raining again." he said, taking the girl's hands ant walking to the door, "Come on Kakuzu."

Kakuzu nodded and took the umbrella, opening it over all their heads. "Now girls, no jumping in any puddles."

Hidan led the girls outside, walking carefully on his getta sandals. "Where is this nice place Kakuzu? Is it on one of the higher levels?"

Kakuzu followed behind Hidan, looking at the girls to make sure they didn't see and jump into any puddles. "Yes... I plan on taking you to the nicest place in Ame."

Hidan looked behind him to smile at Kakuzu. "You're so sweet. Today anyway. Stairs or the lift?"

Kakuzu thought for a moment. "The lift."

Hidan nodded and headed in the direction of the lift, humming loudly. "Hope it's working... Ah good it is. Come on Kakuzu."

Kakuzu followed Hidan to the lift and smiled, wrapping his arm around Hidan's waist.

Hidan leaned against Kakuzu. "What level?"

He looked at tit for a moment. "Level eight."

"Shit! That's two levels below where Leader and Konan live." Hidan said, pressing the necessary button, "This is a good place."

Kakuzu smirked, "Nothing is too good for you my love."

Hidan sighed and stepped of the lift, looking around at the area. "Holy... This place is nice. Bet only the rich live here."

Kakuzu shrugged, "I'm sure only the rich do." He pat his wallet and frowned, not wanting to part with his precious money. But, this was for Hidan, and he owed this to his lover.

Hidan smirked. "So where is this place Kakuzu?" he asked, picking up Acheron.

Kakuzu didn't say and thing and just slipped a silk cloth from his yukata and tied it around Hidan's eyes. He smirked and led him to a gorgeous restaurant, fit for gods.

"Hey. No fare." Hidan said, smiling as he was led along, "It this place really that great?"

Once again, Kakuzu didn't say anything and just untied the cloth, letting it fall to the floor.

Hidan covered his mouth in shock. "Oh my... Oh my god... Oh my god!" he breathed deeply, remaining as calm as possible, "Tonight... Is there anything you want tonight? Anything but another kid or me being a kid. What do you want? I'll give it to you."

Kakuzu shook his head. "I just want you to be happy."

"And I want to do something for you." Hidan said, hugging Kakuzu tightly.

"It's fine Hidan, I just feel like you need this," Kakuzu said, walking in and getting a table for four.

Hidan followed Kakuzu in, his eyes wide in awe. "Kakuzu... I can't not give you something back. It wouldn't feel right."

Kakuzu sighed, "Just promise that you'll always be with me, no matter what."

"Kakuzu... Of course I will. You're trying to hard. God I want to go on a mission soon. Maybe then we can bicker again." Hidan shifted now truly weired out, "Kakuzu, fucking act like yourself. This is creepy."

Kakuzu shifted uncomfortably. "I'm just trying to be nice for once!" He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Please don't try to start a fight..."

"I won't start one here, but I will elsewhere. Why aren't you being the greedy, stubborn heathen that I like?" Hidan rested his hand on top of Kakuzu's, "That's the Kakuzu that's attractive to me."

Kakuzu huffed, "You want me to be the greedy heathen you like, then let's go down to the first floor. I didn't want to pay for this place anyway. I think I would’ve rather died then pay for the meals here."

Hidan flashed his teeth in a cocky smile. "Now that's what I like to hear. Sorry, but we're here, we're sitting, and the girls like the fish tank." he said, "And I'm wearing something that comes off easily."

Kakuzu smirked and looked over at Hidan. "And look, there's a bathroom right over there."

"If you promise to stay quiet, I'll give you a good rub with my breasts." Hidan said, smirking.

Kakuzu looked down at the girls and shook his head, "I don't trust the men here, they look older than me. And you know how I get around young boys..."

"I could make a clone to watch them, and what do young boys have to do with anything?" Hidan asked, shifting around so the kimono showed off his cleavage.

"Well, perverts around here would be willing to snatch up little girls. Especially two pretty ones like these," Kakuzu said, "They're worse than I am." He yawned, "Plus, I'm tired too."

"Then why bring up the bathroom?" Hidan asked, pouting as the waiter came with the menus, "It puts my hopes up."

"Because I live to displease," Kakuzu smirked and slipped a thread under the table and up Hidan's kimono and into his heat. He took the menu from the waiter, smirking even more.

Hidan jumped, blushing deeply. Now Kakuzu knew he wasn't wearing any panties. "Come and sit down girls and see what you want." he said, squirming a bit.

Kakuzu poked at Hidan's G-Spot, licking his lips and grinning at Hidan. He picked out a dish with Goosefish liver that was reasonably priced and waited for the rest of them to order

Hidan gasped quietly, choosing sirloin steak to eat. It wasn't very expensive so that was good. He squirmed in discomfort as he handed his menu to the girls. Acheron and Seiun found what they wanted and so they waited, Hidan being tortured by the pleasure Kakuzu was giving him.

Kakuzu smiled down at his girls, using the thread to now rip at Hidan’s g-spot. He looked over to Hidan and put a finger to his lips as a sign for Hidan to keep quiet.

Hidan shook his head at Kakuzu, showing him he was not enjoying the new sensation. Tears slowly began to bud in the corners of his eyes.

Kakuzu let up on that and went back to just rubbing at Hidan's g-spot.

Hidan pulled the thread out of his heat. "Ah waiter, we're ready to order!" he said, ushering the young man to their table, "Tell him what you want Kakuzu."

Kakuzu sighed and leaned his head back, brooding silently as he retracted the thread back to his body, making sure that he dug the thread into Hidan's thigh as he took it back. "I'll have the goosefish liver dish," He told the waiter.

Hidan glared at Kakuzu before turning to the waiter. "I'll have the sirloin steak with mashed potatoes. Girls tell him what you want."

"I want cheese pizza." Seiun said smiling. "Grilled cheese with tomato soup." Acheron said.

Kakuzu watched the waiter go with a contemptuous look. "He must make a killing here. These rich old people. Too generous with their money, I say."

"Actually, they must be stingy with the tips." Hidan said, "Love you bastard."

"Actually, most of the time, they're quite generous," Kakuzu said, reaching under the table and setting a hand on Hidan’s thigh, rubbing it slowly. "I love you too."

"Nope." Hidan said, placing his hand on top of Kakuzu's.

Kakuzu smiled and laced his fingers with Hidan's. "How would you know? Do you have a relationship with a rich old man?"

"Yup. Yes I do. It's you." Hidan said, smiling sweetly.

Kakuzu brought their hands to his lips and kissed Hidan's knuckles.

Hidan smiled happily, eating some bread on the table. "Bleh... It's sourdough. Gross." he said, gagging, "Is there French bread?"

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's cheek and looked at the table. "I don’t believe so."

"Damn. I like french bread." Hidan said sadly, "What kind of bread to you like?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "I like any type of bread..." He tugged Hidan's chair closer to him, sighing happily.

Hidan pulled the chair right next to Kakuzu, kissing his cheek. "I don't believe you. What would you prefer."

Kakuzu wrapped and arm around Hidan's thin waist, kissing him quickly. "I don’t know, I'm not a bread coinsurer."

Hidan leaned against Kakuzu and sighed. "I like buttermilk bread the most. It's so good with butter." he said softly, setting his hand on Kakuzu thigh.

Kakuzu nuzzled his cheek against Hidan's hair. "And what's your favorite food Hidan?" He set his free hand on top of Hidan's.

"Spare ribs." Hidan said, smiling, "It's the best."

Kakuzu nodded and kissed up Hidan's neck.

Hidan shivered in delight. "You're the best. You just are so don't ask why."

Kakuzu nodded, "I know, I'm the best at everything."

"Yes you are." Hidan said, smiling "Can we get dango for desert?"

Kakuzu nodded begrudgingly and licked up the side of Hidan's neck

Hidan smiled. "Is my neck tasty?" he asked, shivering.

Kakuzu shrugged, "Taste a little salty."

"Do you like it though?" Hidan asked again, pouting.

"Sure, it's not bad," Kakuzu said, nibbling on it softly.

"Want to eat it?" Hidan asked, laughing softly.

"If I could, I would," Kakuzu murmured, sucking on Hidan's neck now, determined to leave a huge hickey.

"Later then?" Hidan asked, smiling cutely.

"I'd love to," Kakuzu said, looking back to admire his work that disappeared second later.

"Suck on my neck more." Hidan commanded, pouting.

Kakuzu nodded and began to suck on Hidan's neck more. "I hate it that you heal so fast."

"I don't. I'm more fun that way." Hidan said, smirking, "Am I fun?"

"But I can't mark you as mine." Kakuzu nodded, "You're very fun.”

"This wedding ring does that just fine." Hidan said.

Kakuzu shook his head, "It doesn't say I claim you physically, only spiritually. If a man sees a huge hickey on your neck, he'll back off, but if he sees a wedding ring, he won't."

"Then leave a message in stitches." Hidan said, smirking.

"And say what, 'Back off. This belongs to Kakuzu'?" Kakuzu ask, smirking slightly

"Yup. That's what it will say." Hidan said, smiling broadly.

Kakuzu licked up Hidan's neck. "Maybe that's what it will say."

"Maybe you should write; "Kakuzu's fuck toy." Hidan said, smirking.

"But you're so much more to me than that," Kakuzu murmured, nibbling on Hidan's collarbone.

"I am the fuck toy you married." Hidan said again, smiling as Acheron's food came first.

"Mm, no, you're the love of my life that I married," Kakuzu said, resting his head against Hidan's and smiling at Acheron. "Be careful, don't get anything on your pretty kimono."

"That is also a fuck toy." Hidan said, stealing a spoon full of Acheron's soup, "Mmm. This is good."

Kakuzu sighed and gave up, yawning and burying his face into Hidan's neck. "I'm so tired from earlier."

"I'm sure you are. Ah! Here comes your food." Hidan said, smiling.

Kakuzu looked up and smirked. Good, his food. He began to eat as soon as it was put down, almost moaning at the delicious taste.

Hidan smiled watching Kakuzu eat. "You love your liver don't you?" he asked, smiling as Seiun was served next, "Now I must wait for my food."

Kakuzu nodded and offered a piece to Hidan.

"Oh no thank you. The steak is huge." Hidan said, "Need all the room I can get."

Kakuzu nodded and popped the piece of liver in his mouth. "Delicious..."

"I bet it is. Oh! My food!" Hidan said, cheering as his food was set before him, "Oh this looks good."

Kakuzu quickly finished up the rest of his food, because he was extremely hungry from working himself so hard this afternoon to please his lover and himself. He accidentally let out a soft moan as he thought about this afternoon's events.

"What are you thinking of?" Hidan asked Kakuzu as he moaned.

"This afternoon," Kakuzu said a bit dreamily.

"Ah. Yes that was nice." Hidan said, "And it's never happening again."

"What about on our anniversaries?" Kakuzu asked, pushing his plate away.

"Maybe." Hidan said, eating his steak slowly, "They cooked it perfectly. My god....."

Kakuzu stole a piece of steak from Hidan. "Mm, you're right. It's worth the money."

"Jerk." Hidan said, flirting with Kakuzu, "My food."

Kakuzu cuffed Hidan over the head lightly. "I'm paying for it though."

Hidan coughed on his food. "Now it's all mine." he said, smiling cutely.

Kakuzu scowled, "Pig."

"Yup. I sure am." Hidan said, smiling proudly as he ate.

Kakuzu poked Hidan's side. "But you're my pig, you got that?"

"Yup. I'm your pig." Hidan said, "I'm ready."

Kakuzu raised a brow, "Ready for what?"

"I'm ready to give you a baby." Hidan said, smiling.

Kakuzu kissed Hidan's cheek. "Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure?"

"Yeah. I'm sure." Hidan said, turning around so the kiss was on his lips.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's cheek. "I love you..." He smiled over at his girls. "Do you two want a little brother or sister?"

Hidan smiled as the girls nodded vigorously. "I want a boy. I'll ask Jashin to make sure it becomes one."

Kakuzu tensed. "A boy...? But he'll look like you..."

"No. Albinism is recessive. He'll look like you." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's cheek, "Why are you worrying about that?"

Kakuzu sighed, "Remember... Our talk this afternoon. About how I get...?"

"We'll get out of that habit. We'll send you to shock therapy." Hidan said, pouting.

"Shock therapy… That sounds painful" Kakuzu shuddered slightly. "Okay... Let's have a boy. A beautiful baby boy... Our son..." He smiled a little bit.

"Touch him inappropriately and you’re dead." Hidan hissed, elbowing Kakuzu in the gut.

"I know, I know, I'll control myself," Kakuzu sighed, "Hopefully." He looked over at Hidan and ran a hand through Hidan's hair. "Can you contact Jashin soon?"

"Yeah, I can. I'll do it now. You have to carry me home however." Hidan said, closing his eyes and chanting silently.

Kakuzu nodded and motioned silently to the waiter, and getting the bill, not as bothered as he should’ve been at the price. He was too happy right now. He paid and picked Hidan up bridal style carefully, as to not break his concentration. He motioned for the girls to follow him as he walked out the door.

"What's momma doing daddy?" Seiun asked, watching Hidan chant.

"Your mother is contacting his god, Jashin to ask if he can have a son," Kakuzu said, walking to their bedroom and putting Hidan down on the bed. He walked out and went to where the girls were. "So, what do you two want to do? I think it's late... Do you want me read you a bedtime story to put you to sleep?"

"Yes please daddy!" Acheron and Seiun said in unison.

Kakuzu helped them get out of the kimonos and into their pajamas and put them into bed. "Is there any book that Tobi reads you that you want me to read you?"

"No, he makes things up." Seiun said, "He's so funny."

Kakuzu nodded sadly and sighed. "Girls, I'm sorry I've been so busy with your mother and I can't spend a lot of time with you." He leaned over and kissed both their foreheads. "I'm not very imaginative, but I think I can remember one fairytale that my mother used to tell me when I was young..." And then, he began to tell Seiun and Acheron The Story of Princess Haze.

After about half way though the story Seiun and Acheron fell asleep, they snuggled closer to each other and began sucking their thumbs.

Kakuzu smiled and tucked them in more, kissing both of their foreheads and turning out the light before heading back to his and Hidan's bedroom to check up on Hidan.

"Hi Kakuzu-kun." Hidan said, splade over the bed, "You ready?"

Kakuzu nodded, "I'm guessing he said yes?" He began to kiss up Hidan's neck. "I love you."

"He did say yes. I've been getting myself ready. You just cum inside me alright?" Hidan asked, holding Kakuzu tightly.

Kakuzu stripped himself of his yukata easily, moving back to Hidan to trail his tongue up his lover's neck. He pulled back for a moment and look over Hidan's body for a second. "Roll over I want to mark you..."

Hidan nodded and rolled over on his stomach. "What are you going to write?" he asked softly.

Kakuzu shrugged, "I think just 'property of Kakuzu'." He began to stitch into Hidan's shoulder blade in fine cursive. "What's he say about giving us a son?"

"He said he'd give us one and then take away your sinful urges to fuck little boys." Hidan said, hissing as Kakuzu stitched his skin.

"He's harsh," Kakuzu said, trailing his tongue over the small droplets of blood that formed. "Did he say it like that?"

"Not like that. But that is my translation. Now get hard." Hidan commanded.

Kakuzu trailed his member down Hidan's spine, "I already am." He flipped Hidan over so he was facing upwards and placed his tip at Hidan's entrance. "Are you sure you want this?"

"Yes. I'm sure." Hidan said, biting his finger nervously, "I want your kid."

Kakuzu slipped into Hidan's heat, sheathing himself to the hilt. He took Hidan's hand away from his mouth and kissed his knuckles, "I'm glad you want my kid."

"Start moving." Hidan commanded, tightening his muscles around Kakuzu's member.

Kakuzu began to move quickly, gripping Hidan's hips tightly, trying to get into Hidan as deep as he could.

Hidan squeezed his eyes shut, panting softly as Kakuzu moved inside him. "I love you Kakuzu." he said quietly, his breasts bouncing from Kakuzu's movements.

Kakuzu moved one hand down to play with Hidan's clit and latched onto one of Hidan’s breasts with his mouth.

Hidan gasped loudly, grabbing Kakuzu's head. "Kakuzu... I love you." He moaned and arched his back in pleasure.

Kakuzu lifted up his head form Hidan's breast and placed soft kiss on Hidan's lips. "I love you too." He began to rub Hidan's clit harder.

"Ah! Kakuzu~!" Hidan screamed loudly, clinging to Kakuzu tightly, "Harder... Go deeper and harder please~!"

Kakuzu began to pound harder into his lover and groaned.

"Kakuzu... Come in side me..... Deep inside me, fill me up." Hidan gasped, digging his nails in Kakuzu's skin, "Don't worry about me coming, just cum inside me."

Kakuzu nodded and continued to thrust into Hidan for a few more minutes before coming deep inside his lover. Panting heavily, he fell to Hidan's chest before pulling out and laying next to Hidan.

"I hope this works." Hidan said, hugging himself.

Kakuzu nodded and held Hidan tight to himself.

Hidan clung tightly to Kakuzu, kissing his chest. "We'll know tomorrow."

Kakuzu nodded and again, brushing a hand over Hidan's eyelids. "Sleep." He closed his eyes and yawned, taking his own advice and falling asleep.

Hidan nodded and snuggled deeper into the bed, falling asleep not long after.