Convictions

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-san. I own nothing and I make nothing from writing this. Also, Facebook doesn't belong to me. I make no profit from mentioning the site in this story.

 

Summary: Naruto logs into his Facebook.

 

Pairing: SasuNaru

 

Rating: PG

 

Warnings: Yaoi, AU. Don’t like, don’t read.

 

A/N: This is ‘Convictions’, the third vignette I’ve made. If there’s anyone out there with a Naruto request (extremely detailed, mind you), this would be the time.



P.S. Oh Facebook, how I love thee.

 

Here’s number twenty-one.







Request







The minute he logged onto his Facebook, he knew something was amiss. He didn't know what yet, but something was terribly wrong.



Naruto bit his lip as he went through his notifications, commenting on the ones he found interesting and ignoring the miscellaneous crap. He had been tagged in a few pictures, and had been invited to a few events.



But that didn't even matter to him. What really caught his attention was the message in his inbox. He almost had to do a double-take. He could've sworn the message was from Sasuke, when the bastard didn't even have a Facebook.



"...the fuck?" Naruto whispered, clicking on his friend's name and staring wide-eyed at the picture that looked back at him.



Holy fucking shit, Uchiha Sasuke had a Facebook!



Naruto grinned as he went back to his inbox and accepted the friend's request that Sasuke had sent him. Once he was sure it went through, he clicked on Sasuke's profile and left a message on his wall.



Ur so lame bastard! I thought you didnt like facebook!  He had posted the very first comment.



Naruto cackled to himself as he posted a new status on his page, telling his friends that his anti-social best friend had a profile now. He was still laughing when another message showed up in the inbox, another request from the bastard.



Naruto gaped at the screen for a second, unable to comprehend what it was trying tell him. Wordlessly, he reached for his cell on the desk next to him, dialed Sasuke's number, and put the phone against his ear.



After three rings, Sasuke picked up.



"What, dobe?" The raven sighed into the mouthpiece. There was the clacking of keys on Sasuke's end as Naruto opened and closed his mouth like a fish.



"Are you serious?" The blonde squeaked, not knowing what else to say. Well, he knew what he wanted to say, but he wasn't sure what Sasuke wanted him to say. The Uchiha was a finicky bastard.



"Just click yes, usuratonkachi." Sasuke barked out, and Naruto was sure the bastard was rolling his eyes.



After a second, Sasuke hung up and Naruto was left staring at the message.



Naruto dropped his phone into his lap and quickly clicked yes, blushing bright red as the next message popped up.



You are now Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend.