Inside on the Outside

I don’t own Naruto any of it’s characters nor do I profit from my fics

It was 8:00 and Anko and Kakashi were standing at Kurenai’s door holding onion dip and a bag of chips. Anko knocked and Asuma let them both in.

“Hey! You feeling better?” Asuma asked Kakashi as they walked inside.

“Asuma….you have no idea.” Kakashi said.

“Hey girls! I brought onion dip.” Anko said greeting Kurenai and Shizune. Anko hugged Kurenai...she was still slightly pissed at Shizune for the office incident.

“Thanks for the dip, I figured the last thin on your mind today would be making dip for tonight.” Kurenai winked at Anko. Anko smirked.

“I fixed this naked. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘100% natural’. Anko winked back as she opened a bottle of beer. Kurenai laughed at her while Shizune blushed.

“What Shizune, you can fuck in my office but you can’t eat my nude onion dip?” Anko asked Shizune. Sometimes Shizune was horribly intimidated by Anko and she had every reason to be. Anko took Kakashi a beer and made her way to greet Hayate, Gai and Iruka.

“Hey, you will never believe this! Hokage Tsunade is on her way over here to party with us!” Iruka said.
“Are you serious? I love it!” Anko said delighted. It did make sense, Tsunade loved to drink and she loved cards and that was exactly what was happening that night.

Anko sat nearly on top of Kakashi on Anko’s couch beside Kurenai and Asuma as well. Everyone had a beer at this point and the party had officially started. All they needed was Tsunade and the crowd would be complete. They all talked for a while mainly about Kakashi’s recent hospital stay and events that had been occurring around the academy. Three more beers later Kurenai it was decided it was time for the group of friends to tell all.

“Alright, we’re going to play the game where you have to ask the ultra personal questions.” Kurenai declared. “So, I’ll go first, you all know the rules.” Kurenai said. The rules were simple ( but then again, the rules weren’t very complex and the game was really just a way to talk about sex): everyone had to ask the person across from them a question that was entirely sexual in nature and anything went, anything could be asked however, it had to be something you didn’t already know about whomever was being asked. Hayate was across from Kurenai.

“Alright, Hayate, when did you lose your virginity?” she asked taking another drink of beer.

“When I was 18.” He answered.

“Okay, I actually didn’t know that about you and I don’t think any of us knew that. You’re turn.” Kurenai said.

“Okay, Kurenai why the hell did it take you and Asuma so long to get together?”

“That question doesn’t work!” Gai insisted.

“Oh yes it does, we all want to know!” Hayate said. Everyone else agreed that they wanted to know the answer to that too badly to let it pass by.

“Because, I was afraid things would be weird if me, a new jounin, just up and decided that she was interested in one of the more established jounins, it was a professional call really.” Kurenai answered.

“Ha! Professional my ass! Tell them the real reason, go ahead tell them that you were screwing him and you didn’t want it to come out that you were getting laud as a new jounin!” Anko said in her gradually increasing drunken state. This of course, caused quite a commotion. Kurenai and Asuma turned a lovely shade of scarlet.

“God! I forgot thaht you’re my honest friend who let’s all the dirty laundry come to the surface!” Kurenai said. “Okay, yeah…actually Anko’s right. We were sleeping together for a while but we didn’t want to declare anything before we were certain what we wanted and we just shut up about it for a long time.” Kurenai said.

“Alright I’ll live with that answer.” Hayate said. “Okay, Gai you’re up.” Gai was across from Asuma.

“ Asuma…what’s Kurenai’s bra size?” this question brought a lot of laughter.

“What the fuck kind of question is that?” Kurenai asked through her laughter.

“She’s a 38 C, Gai.” Asuma answered not completely certain why Gai asked what he did, perhaps because of all the jounins he was probably the one who didn’t handle any sort of sexual talk well, so he tried to ask something that didn’t involve sexual positions or climaxes.

“Alright, Gai when was your first kiss?” Asuma had to take it easy on Gai.

“It was when I was 21.” Gai answered blushing knowing everyone else around him had had their first kiss much earlier than that. It was at this point there was a knock on the door and Tsunade had arrived with Ton Ton. She let Ton Ton down and he stayed close by her side. Everyone greeted her with a very drunken hello.

“Geez, Kurenai, you wasted no time getting them drunk. Let’s start on me.” Tsunade said following Kurenai into the kitchen to get a beer. Kurenai explained the game to Tsunade and they both returned to Kurenai’s living room where Tsunade sat across from Kakashi. Shizune was next.

“Anko, where’s the riskiest place you’ve ever had sex?” Shizune asked. Anko thought a moment as she drank the rest of her beer, only to have Iruka hand her another.

“Probably in the back of that strip club down town. It was after I won amateur night.” Anko said proudly. Kakashi kissed her for this. “Now, Shizune…which do you prefer 69 or sex with bondage?” Anko knew this question would send nervous chills throughout Shizune.

“Uuuhhhh….69.” She answered quickly. This game continued until it was time for Kakashi and Tsunade to face off.

“Kakashi, how many times a week do you and Anko have sex?” Tsunade asked. Kakashi laughed.

“Hmm…7-9.” He answered. This was no surprise to anyone.

“Tsunade, when I was 11 and you were a jounin I was in the academy and I heard…some sounds coming from inside one of the offices one day. Now, I was quite naïve when I was 11, but I have to know was that you and Dan?” Tsunade laughed like crazy.

“Oh Kakashi! Kakashi! Yes….it was.” This once again caused quite a commotion among the friends. Seven beers later a pretty drunk group of friends decided it was time for a game of cards. Tsunade was determined to clean up at the card game that night.

“Who’s up for strip poker later?” Iruka asked of course he was only half joking.

“Count me in.” Anko said enthusiastically.

“Hey are you and Kurenai going to make out tonight like you did at Genma’s New Year’s Eve party?” Hayate wondered.

“I don’t know it depends on how drunk we are tonight.” Anko answered. Tsunade dealt the cards and the poker game had begun. It was nice spending time outside of a work setting with a very drunk and very candid Tsunade. Ton Ton was asleep in Kurenai’s living room. It was nice for everyone to have the evening with Kurenai and Asuma.

Were they the typical academy jounins tonight? No way. Their students had no idea how they acted when they got together, but without each other, how would the stress of everyday academy duties and mission ever be relieved. They were thankful for each other and no one took this for granted.