Ridding Me of You
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
29
Views:
5,920
Reviews:
80
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 23: Chasing What is Mine – Part 2
Author’s Notes:
You wont’ find an explanation of the previous chapter in this one. I have it all done in chapter 24, however, so no fear.
Can someone please tell me where my muse is!!!
Ahem. On to the story…
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto.
Chapter 23: Chasing What is Mine – Part 2
Naruto took off with everyone else the second Kakashi fired the signal to start. He placed distance between him and his two teammates, but still kept them in his sights before pursuing his Sakura.
“You don’t know what that whistle is for Sakura-chan!” Naruto called out.
“I think I have an idea, Naruto-neko!” Sakura shouted back.
Naruto tripped on his own two feet and scrambled to regain his balance.
“I am not a cat!” he retorted.
“Don’t worry about it,” Sakura yelled in a reassuring voice. “It’s actually quite cute! Useful too!”
Question marks popped right out of Naruto’s head before he became suspicious at Sakura’s confusing statement.
“What are you doing to do, Sakura-chan?” He asked worriedly.
“Nan de mo nai!”
Naruto doubts doubled despite the conviction of Sakura’s answer. There’s a little too much “Don’t worry” in it that made him fidget even more and made him quicken his pace.
“Quit being an eyesore!” Sasuke snarled, suddenly appearing from above him. Naruto dodged several lethal looking banana leaves the teme chucked at him.
“What did I do now?!” Naruto asked incredulously.
“Get dressed moron!” Sasuke snapped.
“What do you care?!” Naruto fired back, frowning immediately when his ears caught the female voice that joined his retort. His head swiveled at the moving figure of Sakura. Since she was turned towards him and Sasuke, he saw quite clearly her appalled expression. It’s as though she wanted to double back and retract his words.
“Uh…” The words fumbled inside Sakura’s mouth, “Uh… I…” Naruto watched her gesturing in the air wildly and this made her blunder even the more obvious.
“If you want him so much to be naked, keep him in your bedroom, “Sasuke sarcastically intoned. “I really don’t understand why you still need this ph-“
“Aargh! Zip it! Zip it!” Hysteria made Sakura’s voice high pitched. She suddenly dropped next to a tree with a massive truck. To Naruto’s amazement, her hand swiped cleanly across the tree’s width and it went down like timber.
“Sugoi, Sakura-chan!” He crowed.
“I am not done yet!” She declared and the tree started to lift up. From his vantage point, Naruto got a view of Sakura at the end of the no less than fifteen-foot of lumber, appearing like an ant with a huge morsel on its head.
“Shine, Sasuke-kun! Shine!”
Naruto’s eyes widened when Sakura’s weapon came bearing down on him. He realized just now that with Sasuke just a couple of feet behind him, this is exactly where Sakura would aim.
“Run for your lives!” Naruto hollered. “Get away from Sasuke! He is the target!”
“Oi! Give me back my item first!” Sasuke demanded.
“Are you kidding me? I don’t know what voodoo you are working on but this lock of hair is going to be given back to its owner.” Naruto gave the teme a haughty and, at the same time, reprimanding look to which Sasuke responded with an angry glare. The only thing that broke their eye contact was the tree that Sakura tried to flatten Sasuke with but once again failed.
“You stay right where you are Sasuke-kun so I can smack you good!”
“Help me get Hinata’s hair back and I’ll give you back this picture!” Sasuke bartered.
“So this is Hinata’s hair!” Naruto said announcing his discovery without paying heed to Sasuke’s attempt to bargain with Sakura in order to solicit her help. He felt confident that she would not take it.
“Ok! No tricks!” Sakura unexpectedly agreed, much to Naruto’s disbelieving ears.
“Stop him from getting anywhere near Hinata!”
“Then give me back my photo!”
“Yogatta!”
“Hey,” Naruto belted out, flailing his arms in the hopes that this would break the verbal agreement that just happened. “This is unfair!”
“Gomen ne, Naruto!”
“Get the dobe!”
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Sasuke would not, would not, WOULD NOT, have Naruto within five mile radius of Hinata. The dobe his bare-chested, pantless and when Hinata sees him, she’d either oogle, salivate or faint right into his arms. If this despicable moment happens, he could not guarantee that there won’t be spilling of Naruto’s blood.
Because there would be.
Lots of it.
“Don’t let him out of the forest! He should not even reach the outskirst of town!” Sasuke boomed, wanting to reassure himself that Sakura really and clearly understood this.
“For the last time, I know!” Sakura answered, exasperated. “You don’t need to repeat it four million times!”
“Well, we have not caught him yet, have we?” Sasuke snapped.
“Follow my plan then!” Sakura shot back. The irritated tone of her voice grated on his nerves that Sasuke could only so much not to break his molars grinding his teeth together.
“I don’t know why you don’t want to do it!” Sakura said. “It’s genius, I tell you!” She added haughtily.
Sasuke rolled his eyes the same time he heard Naruto scoff.
“The ramen booby trap is not going to work this time!” The dobe announced confidently.
Sakura stuck her tongue out at Naruto. “It nearly worked the first time, didn’t it?”
Sasuke threw his hands up. “How the hell is it going to work this time, I honestly don’t know.”
“Quit your muttering and get the fire started!” Sakura demanded. “This ramen ought to be hot and scrumptious!
Sasuke’s eye twitched. He wished right then to have something that can make Sakura disappear and likewise cork Naruto’s mouth to stifle his guffaws.
“Snork!” Naruto slapped his knee in hilarity before waiving goodbye. “Good luck teme!”
Still being her bossy self, Sakura exclaimed to him as if he was her henchman, “Quick! He is getting away!”
Sasuke crossed his arms and looked at Sakura defiantly. “First of all, I am not your dog. Second of all, if we are going with your moronic plan we have to make it effective.”
“It’s not moronic and you just don’t have a plan.” Sakura pointed out.
Convincing himself that Sakura’s presence is actually valuable in order to easily capture Naruto, Sasuke tuned out all thoughts of burning her to a crisp. He ran a hand over his face and took a deep cleansing “I-am-calm-as-the-deep-waters-of-the-sea” breath.
“We are going to lure Naruto with the two things he can’t resist the most.”
Sakura held one finger up. “We have ramen. What’s the other one?”
Lips quirked to one side, Sasuke asked, “Who do you think?”
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Naruto felt that Sasuke is chasing him to a corner. The teme covered every direction that he tried to veer to so he would not end up on the path that Sasuke wanted him to be on.
Unfortunately, Naruto is not having much success. There are either bombs, bowels of ramen or Sakura lying in wait for him whenever he changes off course.
His stomach grumbled. The smell of ramen is just about everywhere. It is confusing him, making him forget what his strategy was.
“Katon!”
Naruto somersaulted in the air and then kicked off the tree that suddenly came to his view. Sasuke sent off one of his fireballs again and Naruto dodged it before attempting to soar upwards only to meet an army of kunais bearing down on him.
“Kuso!” Naruto fled from them, sprinting to a clearing he caught sight of.
Only to realize that this was a very, very bad move.
“Your turn, Sakura!” Sasuke shouted.
The scent of ramen here is stronger. Naruto had not seen Sakura yet, but he prepared himself to one of her debilitating attacks. He was posed to defend, trying to sense her presence.
“Naruto.”
He snapped his head to face the direction he heard Sakura’s voice and he immediately wished he hadn’t. He went completely still, mouth opening at the kunoichi before him.
Her body glistening from the droplets of water that clung on her skin, Sakura stood there invitingly. Naruto couldn’t help but rove his eyes to her less than appropriate attire, not even noticing the ramen that she held as a weapon on her hand.
Primal instinct, hormones, and adrenaline taking over, Naruto declared, “Mine!”
And charged.
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Sakura panicked and lost all common sense when Naruto came after her like a ranging bull. She threw the bowl of ramen she was holding in the air and would have bolted if Naruto has not locked his arms around her waist. He pressed her body against him and he sprinted to kami-knows-where.
Escape should have been first and foremost in her mind. The idea though just won’t stick. Images of a boxer wearing Naruto, rose-petal strewn bed and the combination of both are karate-kicking all other thoughts out that Sakura found herself having difficulty concentrating on her purpose.
“Can you not wear something like this in public?”
Sakura turned her nose up at the sour tone of Naruto’s voice.
“You’re just catty because we nearly caught you!”
Naruto did a double take, but then this reaction suddenly transformed into gleeful wonder.
“You still have MY whistle. Hand it over! I caught you!”
Naruto turned her from side to side, lifted her up and down, searching.
“You are making me dizzy!” She cried, holding on his neck tightly.
“Where is it?!” Naruto zeroed his eyes on hers. “If you don’t…”
“If I don’t…?” Sakura taunted. With Naruto’s arms cradling her like a bay, she took the liberty of crossing her arms. Her whole appearance dared him to complete his sentence.
Naruto’s face scrunched up. “I haven’t thought that far ahead yet.” Brows knotted together, he scowled down at her. “Give it up!”
“Yada!” she replied stubbornly. The narrowing of his blue yes gave her a hint of his rising ire.
“It can’t be helped. We would have to do this the hard way,” he said grimly.
Sakura rolled her eyes. His threat did not impress her.
“What are you going to do?” She asked coolly.
“Don’t be so confident,” Naruto warned, his face darkening, with what appeared to be an evil intent.
Sakura though remained flippant. Worrying over this seemed to her the most ridiculous thing. She gave Naruto a shrug, face showing an open expression of curiosity.
“Ok,” she said simply.
Naruto smiled, slowly, methodically. “How do you feel about body cavity search, Sakura-chan?”
The P.S.
There is still something here that I need to add... will be doing revisions in the future… next chapter will provide explanation to Part 1 of “Chasing What is Mine”
Te gusta?
Devuelvere a trabajar! (is this right?)
You wont’ find an explanation of the previous chapter in this one. I have it all done in chapter 24, however, so no fear.
Can someone please tell me where my muse is!!!
Ahem. On to the story…
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto.
Chapter 23: Chasing What is Mine – Part 2
Naruto took off with everyone else the second Kakashi fired the signal to start. He placed distance between him and his two teammates, but still kept them in his sights before pursuing his Sakura.
“You don’t know what that whistle is for Sakura-chan!” Naruto called out.
“I think I have an idea, Naruto-neko!” Sakura shouted back.
Naruto tripped on his own two feet and scrambled to regain his balance.
“I am not a cat!” he retorted.
“Don’t worry about it,” Sakura yelled in a reassuring voice. “It’s actually quite cute! Useful too!”
Question marks popped right out of Naruto’s head before he became suspicious at Sakura’s confusing statement.
“What are you doing to do, Sakura-chan?” He asked worriedly.
“Nan de mo nai!”
Naruto doubts doubled despite the conviction of Sakura’s answer. There’s a little too much “Don’t worry” in it that made him fidget even more and made him quicken his pace.
“Quit being an eyesore!” Sasuke snarled, suddenly appearing from above him. Naruto dodged several lethal looking banana leaves the teme chucked at him.
“What did I do now?!” Naruto asked incredulously.
“Get dressed moron!” Sasuke snapped.
“What do you care?!” Naruto fired back, frowning immediately when his ears caught the female voice that joined his retort. His head swiveled at the moving figure of Sakura. Since she was turned towards him and Sasuke, he saw quite clearly her appalled expression. It’s as though she wanted to double back and retract his words.
“Uh…” The words fumbled inside Sakura’s mouth, “Uh… I…” Naruto watched her gesturing in the air wildly and this made her blunder even the more obvious.
“If you want him so much to be naked, keep him in your bedroom, “Sasuke sarcastically intoned. “I really don’t understand why you still need this ph-“
“Aargh! Zip it! Zip it!” Hysteria made Sakura’s voice high pitched. She suddenly dropped next to a tree with a massive truck. To Naruto’s amazement, her hand swiped cleanly across the tree’s width and it went down like timber.
“Sugoi, Sakura-chan!” He crowed.
“I am not done yet!” She declared and the tree started to lift up. From his vantage point, Naruto got a view of Sakura at the end of the no less than fifteen-foot of lumber, appearing like an ant with a huge morsel on its head.
“Shine, Sasuke-kun! Shine!”
Naruto’s eyes widened when Sakura’s weapon came bearing down on him. He realized just now that with Sasuke just a couple of feet behind him, this is exactly where Sakura would aim.
“Run for your lives!” Naruto hollered. “Get away from Sasuke! He is the target!”
“Oi! Give me back my item first!” Sasuke demanded.
“Are you kidding me? I don’t know what voodoo you are working on but this lock of hair is going to be given back to its owner.” Naruto gave the teme a haughty and, at the same time, reprimanding look to which Sasuke responded with an angry glare. The only thing that broke their eye contact was the tree that Sakura tried to flatten Sasuke with but once again failed.
“You stay right where you are Sasuke-kun so I can smack you good!”
“Help me get Hinata’s hair back and I’ll give you back this picture!” Sasuke bartered.
“So this is Hinata’s hair!” Naruto said announcing his discovery without paying heed to Sasuke’s attempt to bargain with Sakura in order to solicit her help. He felt confident that she would not take it.
“Ok! No tricks!” Sakura unexpectedly agreed, much to Naruto’s disbelieving ears.
“Stop him from getting anywhere near Hinata!”
“Then give me back my photo!”
“Yogatta!”
“Hey,” Naruto belted out, flailing his arms in the hopes that this would break the verbal agreement that just happened. “This is unfair!”
“Gomen ne, Naruto!”
“Get the dobe!”
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Sasuke would not, would not, WOULD NOT, have Naruto within five mile radius of Hinata. The dobe his bare-chested, pantless and when Hinata sees him, she’d either oogle, salivate or faint right into his arms. If this despicable moment happens, he could not guarantee that there won’t be spilling of Naruto’s blood.
Because there would be.
Lots of it.
“Don’t let him out of the forest! He should not even reach the outskirst of town!” Sasuke boomed, wanting to reassure himself that Sakura really and clearly understood this.
“For the last time, I know!” Sakura answered, exasperated. “You don’t need to repeat it four million times!”
“Well, we have not caught him yet, have we?” Sasuke snapped.
“Follow my plan then!” Sakura shot back. The irritated tone of her voice grated on his nerves that Sasuke could only so much not to break his molars grinding his teeth together.
“I don’t know why you don’t want to do it!” Sakura said. “It’s genius, I tell you!” She added haughtily.
Sasuke rolled his eyes the same time he heard Naruto scoff.
“The ramen booby trap is not going to work this time!” The dobe announced confidently.
Sakura stuck her tongue out at Naruto. “It nearly worked the first time, didn’t it?”
Sasuke threw his hands up. “How the hell is it going to work this time, I honestly don’t know.”
“Quit your muttering and get the fire started!” Sakura demanded. “This ramen ought to be hot and scrumptious!
Sasuke’s eye twitched. He wished right then to have something that can make Sakura disappear and likewise cork Naruto’s mouth to stifle his guffaws.
“Snork!” Naruto slapped his knee in hilarity before waiving goodbye. “Good luck teme!”
Still being her bossy self, Sakura exclaimed to him as if he was her henchman, “Quick! He is getting away!”
Sasuke crossed his arms and looked at Sakura defiantly. “First of all, I am not your dog. Second of all, if we are going with your moronic plan we have to make it effective.”
“It’s not moronic and you just don’t have a plan.” Sakura pointed out.
Convincing himself that Sakura’s presence is actually valuable in order to easily capture Naruto, Sasuke tuned out all thoughts of burning her to a crisp. He ran a hand over his face and took a deep cleansing “I-am-calm-as-the-deep-waters-of-the-sea” breath.
“We are going to lure Naruto with the two things he can’t resist the most.”
Sakura held one finger up. “We have ramen. What’s the other one?”
Lips quirked to one side, Sasuke asked, “Who do you think?”
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Naruto felt that Sasuke is chasing him to a corner. The teme covered every direction that he tried to veer to so he would not end up on the path that Sasuke wanted him to be on.
Unfortunately, Naruto is not having much success. There are either bombs, bowels of ramen or Sakura lying in wait for him whenever he changes off course.
His stomach grumbled. The smell of ramen is just about everywhere. It is confusing him, making him forget what his strategy was.
“Katon!”
Naruto somersaulted in the air and then kicked off the tree that suddenly came to his view. Sasuke sent off one of his fireballs again and Naruto dodged it before attempting to soar upwards only to meet an army of kunais bearing down on him.
“Kuso!” Naruto fled from them, sprinting to a clearing he caught sight of.
Only to realize that this was a very, very bad move.
“Your turn, Sakura!” Sasuke shouted.
The scent of ramen here is stronger. Naruto had not seen Sakura yet, but he prepared himself to one of her debilitating attacks. He was posed to defend, trying to sense her presence.
“Naruto.”
He snapped his head to face the direction he heard Sakura’s voice and he immediately wished he hadn’t. He went completely still, mouth opening at the kunoichi before him.
Her body glistening from the droplets of water that clung on her skin, Sakura stood there invitingly. Naruto couldn’t help but rove his eyes to her less than appropriate attire, not even noticing the ramen that she held as a weapon on her hand.
Primal instinct, hormones, and adrenaline taking over, Naruto declared, “Mine!”
And charged.
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Sakura panicked and lost all common sense when Naruto came after her like a ranging bull. She threw the bowl of ramen she was holding in the air and would have bolted if Naruto has not locked his arms around her waist. He pressed her body against him and he sprinted to kami-knows-where.
Escape should have been first and foremost in her mind. The idea though just won’t stick. Images of a boxer wearing Naruto, rose-petal strewn bed and the combination of both are karate-kicking all other thoughts out that Sakura found herself having difficulty concentrating on her purpose.
“Can you not wear something like this in public?”
Sakura turned her nose up at the sour tone of Naruto’s voice.
“You’re just catty because we nearly caught you!”
Naruto did a double take, but then this reaction suddenly transformed into gleeful wonder.
“You still have MY whistle. Hand it over! I caught you!”
Naruto turned her from side to side, lifted her up and down, searching.
“You are making me dizzy!” She cried, holding on his neck tightly.
“Where is it?!” Naruto zeroed his eyes on hers. “If you don’t…”
“If I don’t…?” Sakura taunted. With Naruto’s arms cradling her like a bay, she took the liberty of crossing her arms. Her whole appearance dared him to complete his sentence.
Naruto’s face scrunched up. “I haven’t thought that far ahead yet.” Brows knotted together, he scowled down at her. “Give it up!”
“Yada!” she replied stubbornly. The narrowing of his blue yes gave her a hint of his rising ire.
“It can’t be helped. We would have to do this the hard way,” he said grimly.
Sakura rolled her eyes. His threat did not impress her.
“What are you going to do?” She asked coolly.
“Don’t be so confident,” Naruto warned, his face darkening, with what appeared to be an evil intent.
Sakura though remained flippant. Worrying over this seemed to her the most ridiculous thing. She gave Naruto a shrug, face showing an open expression of curiosity.
“Ok,” she said simply.
Naruto smiled, slowly, methodically. “How do you feel about body cavity search, Sakura-chan?”
The P.S.
There is still something here that I need to add... will be doing revisions in the future… next chapter will provide explanation to Part 1 of “Chasing What is Mine”
Te gusta?
Devuelvere a trabajar! (is this right?)