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Akatsuki Maddness

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 23
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Waffles and Hotwiring.

Okay, I have no idea. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: Waffles with Ice cream and strawberries please.
Itachi: *eating waffles*
Zetsu: Nah I'm good...
Tobi: *crawls out of bush looking pale*
Hoshiko: Hehe, that's so cool *points at TV*

Hidan: *eats*
Kisame: *ditto*
Kitsune: Cool, I don't think I need another two dozen murder charges on my permanent record........I'm already wanted for minor genocide with Hosh. *tilts head and sighs happily* Those were great parties.
Deidara: *is sitting beside the lake*
Sasori: You have to admit compared to other zombie movies they take quiet big chunks outta their victims in this one. *impressed*

Kakuzu: *nummies*
Itachi: *same*
Zetsu: You two are so evil...
Tobi: *crawls beside Deidara*
Hoshiko: Hai.

Hidan: *ditto*
Kisame: *same*
Kitsune: ^^ I know, great isn't it? And just think, that's only the shit you know about.
Deidara: You alright now un?
Sasori: ^^ *hugs* You're so comfy to watch horror movies with.

Kakuzu: *eating*
Itachi: *Yeah... this stuff is good*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Hai... you?
Hoshiko: *grin* I know.

Hidan: *same*
Kisame: *yeah, could be they're scared of us though*
Kitsune: ....Nani?
Deidara: I've been through worse un.
Sasori: Modest aren't we? ^^

Kakuzu: *yeah*
Itachi: *hehe*
Zetsu: Nothing.
Tobi: Same...
Hoshiko: Same goes to you :p*poke*

Hidan: *orders drink*
Kisame: *numnumnum*
Kitsune: *hugs* Wuv you. ^.^
Deidara: Hai, like my bombs for starters un.
Sasori: True, true.

Kakuzu: *eating*
Itachi: *same*
Zetsu: Heh...
Tobi: *shudders*
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *^^*
Kitsune: *tracing patterns on Zetsu's chest*
Deidara: Hehe. ^^
Sasori: *continues watching movie, rubbing Hosh's back*

Kakuzu: *finished* Done...
Itachi: Same...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Ergh...
Hoshiko: *purring*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: You going to eat that Hidan?
Hidan: *pushes plat over to Kisame*
Kisame: Arigato.
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: ??
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *burps*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Bombs...
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: *finishes his drink*
Kisame: *pats stomach* That was good.
Kitsune: :3 *lick*
Deidara: ^^ Hehehe.
Sasori: *watches movie*

Kakuzu: Filled a hole ^^
Itachi: I swear you could eat a whale in one day...
Kakuzu: Hey...
Zetsu: :)
Tobi: Heh...
Hoshiko: *same*

Hidan: *smirk*
Kisame: Waa.....I'm a growing shark.
Kitsune: *grin*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *ditto*

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: Hah.
Zetsu: :]
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *yeah*

Hidan: *laughs*
Kisame: ><
Kitsune: XD
Deidara: XP
Sasori: *Deidara copy cat*

Kakuzu: *laughing a bit*
Itachi: Heh...
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *what?*

Hidan: Hehe.
Kisame: ......
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: *coughs*
Sasori: *Deidara says yeah instead of un in one of the translations*

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: Soo...
Zetsu: Um...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *I know that! everyone says yeah silly*

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Moving on.....
Kitsune: Yeah?
Deidara: *coughing fit*
Sasori: *I was joking, darn onna. XP no offence ment*

Kakuzu: I'm off to go play some pool...
Itachi: I'm going off to kill something...
Zetsu: Bored...
Tobi: Senpai?
Hoshiko: *I know :3*

Hidan: Yeah?
Kisame: I come with you Itachi.
Kitsune: *nods* Hai, whatcha wanna do?
Deidara: *cough* Swollowed *cough* Bug *cough* Un. *cough*
Sasori: *huggles* ^^

Kakuzu: Hai... wanna come?
Itachi: ^^ *wonders off to kill something*
Zetsu: *shrugs*
Tobi: Oh... that's not good *pats Deidara on the back*
Hoshiko: *snuggle*

Hidan: Sure.
Kisame: ^^ *follows*
Kitsune: ......*is trying to think of something*
Deidara: *cough hack, you know the song*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: *wonders off to play pool*
Itachi: *is looking for something to kill*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *laugh* Haha, she got eaten xP

Hidan: *follows*
Kisame: *ditto*
Kitsune: ...
Deidara: *coughs up bug* Oh ick un.
Sasori: Haha, those guys so suck.

Kakuzu: *starts to play pool*
Itachi: *stamps on a frog* Hahahaha
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Ew...
Hoshiko: *grin*

Hidan: *ditto*
Kisame: Dude......I thought you liked frogs.
Kitsune: .....I've got nothing, how about you?
Deidara: Hai......*gag* Un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *still playing*
Itachi: No...
Zetsu: Same...
Tobi: Have a drink.
Hoshiko: Ew... haha.

Hidan: *ditto*
Kisame: Oh, must have been someone else then.
Kitsune: .....
Deidara: *pulling grossed out face* Think the lake water is safe un?
Sasori: Hm.....Chunky. *laughs* That is so nasty.

Kakuzu: Hah! beat that!
Itachi: Yeah...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Meh...
Hoshiko: *grin*

Hidan: *takes shot, pockets two of his balls*
Kisame: So......you're bloodlust quenched yet?
Kitsune: ....
Deidara: Hn. If I die tell Hidan to ressurect me okay un. *drinks*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: ...Hate... *has another go*
Itachi: ...I don't know...
Zetsu: :p
Tobi: Okay.
Hoshiko: Hahaha.

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: .....Do you still have a resentment for girl scouts?
Kitsune: Wanna go visit Silent Hill? *random*
Deidara: Ew......but not poisonous un.
Sasori: *laughs*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Let's ride...
Zetsu: Sure ^^
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *chuckles*

Hidan: ...
Kisame: *sweatdrop* You mean walk don't you?
Kitsune: Whoop! *links arms with Zetsu and heads off to hotwire a car*
Deidara: Where are Kit and Zetsu going?
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *pots three* Yes...
Itachi: No I mean ride... 8hops in the Akatsukimobile*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Silent Hill...
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Nice.
Kisame: Oh. *follows*
Kitsune: *hotwires car* So anyone else coming with? ^^
Deidara: Wanna go with them un?
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: *runs over a few people*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: No, that places is worse than Hoshiko on a bad day.
Hoshiko: I think someone's talking about me...

Hidan: I bored with this.
Kisame: Ten points! XD
Kitsune: Hai? Iie? Got everything? Been to the bathroom? Cause I ain't stopping five minutes down the street.
Deidara: Scardy cat un.
Sasori: Wanna find out who?

Kakuzu: Yeah...
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: *shrugs*
Tobi: ...Meow...
Hoshiko: Neh...

Hidan: *looks out door* Wanna go with Zetsu and Kit?
Kisame: XD
Kitsune: *watches Itachi fly past* Er....*pulls out map* He better not be going our way, that guy can't drive for shit. *checking map*
Deidara: *laughs* Cute un.
Sasori: Cool. *relaxes*

Kakuzu: Hell no. It's Zetsu and Kit... they're probably going to have sex in Silent Hill agian...
Itachi: Mwahahahaha! 8runs over more*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: Hai ^^

Hidan: I don't think so, remember what happened last time?
Kisame: XD Yeehaa!
Kitsune: Okay if we take the highway, then take this back road....
Deidara: *leans back on his hands*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Actually... I don't.
Itachi: Woo!
Zetsu: *leans over and pokes map* That way.
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Lucky you. *walks outside* Are you two going to have sex?
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Eh? Um, we're not planning on it. *looks back at map* You sure? Didn't we take that way last time?
Deidara: *reclining*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: I'm curious now... what happened?
Itachi: *driving around over old people*
Zetsu: *looks at Hidan* Iie... *back to Kitsune* Hai, and we took the slip road up here.
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Movies over... let's get some waffles.

Hidan: *smirk* I'll tell you if you come along. *gets in*
Kisame: *laughing his ass off*
Kitsune: Oh yeah, got it. *looks at Hidan, shrugs and puts the car into gear* Oi, you coming too Kakuzu?
Deidara: :3
Sasori: With raspberries?

Kakuzu: *sighs and followes*
Itachi: *does a sharp turn*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: Sure! What ever you want on them!

Hidan: *smirks at Kakuzu*
Kisame: *grabs the dashboard* Holy......!
Kitsune: Yosh! *hits the accelerator*
Deidara: *frowns* I want chicken un.
Sasori: Yes! *throws Hosh over his shoulder and heads for the waffle stand*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ^^ *drives off*
Zetsu: Whoo!
Tobi: Let's get chicken then.
Hoshiko: Hehe!

Hidan: *is snoozing*
Kisame: XD
Kitsune: Woo! *breaking the speed limit* *don't ever do that kids*
Deidara: Okay un. *gets up*
Sasori: *gently places Hosh on stool then sits* Waffles!

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: Whhhoooooo!
Tobi: *gets up too*
Hoshiko: Waffles with syrup, icecream and raseberries please.

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Glad I stole a ferrari? XD
Deidara: *is looking for a chicken shop*
Sasori: Hai, same.

Kakuzu: Hidan... you're leaning on me again.
Itachi: :3 *hits Dog* OHMYGOD! *skids to a hault*
Zetsu: Hai!
Tobi: There's one! *point*
Hoshiko: *eats*

Hidan: *flops over to the other side* Zzz
Kisame: *shocked jawdrop* OMFG!!
Kitsune: *driving*
Deidara: Ooh. *grabs Tobi's hand and heads for shop*
Sasori: *eats*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *gets out of car* OMG OMG OMG!!! DOGGY D':
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *eating*

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *gets out too* Oh kami, it's not dead is it?
Kitsune: *arm up on door* Wonder what's on the radio......aw sweet this one has cd player too.
Deidara: O.O *staring at menu* Wow, there's so many ways to have chicken un.
Sasori: *ditto*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: No! IT'S ALIVE!!! *picks up Dog and runs to a vet*
Zetsu: Wicked!
Tobi: ...Can I have fried Chicken please?
Hoshiko: This is good...

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *runs with Itachi to the vets*
Hana: Can I help you guys with anything........Wait a tick.....*eyes Itachi and Kisame then sees dog* OH MY GOD!! WHAT DID YOU DO??!! *pushes Itachi into examination room*
Kisame: .......*follows*
Kitsune: So are there any cds around? *overtakes*
Deidara: Hai un. Make that two lots un. ^^
Sasori: *makes happy noise as a answer*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Well... I... just heal the god damn dog ><
Zetsu: Er... Spice girls... Steps... Vengaboys... Hearsay... what the fuck is this shit?!?!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *purs and eats*

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *sweatdrop*
Hana: *glares, numerous dogs snarl* Give me him. *takes dog gets to work*
Kitsune: Oh ick. Quick try the glove box.
Deidara: :3
Sasori: *hehe ditto*

Kakuzu: I like Vengaboys...
Itachi: ><
Zetsu: Kakuzu... you're gay. In the glove place we have Thin Lizzy, R.A.T.M... R.H.C.P...
Tobi: *eating*
Hoshiko: Lalala.

Hidan: *snerk* Zzzz
Kisame: ......
Hana: *healing*
Kitsune: *spots music shop and slams breaks on* Weeee!!
Deidara: *numnumnum*
Sasori: Lalala?

Kakuzu: Fuck off.
Itachi: ><
Zetsu: Go get some music then.
Tobi: *eating*
Hoshiko: Yeah... I'm done eating now ^^

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: .....
Hana: *healed dog that lunges at Itachi* Hehe, serves you right. ^^
Kitsune: You get something I'm driving.
Deidara: *^^*
Sasori: Oh. *eats the last couple of raspberries* Done too.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: AHH!!! HELP IT'S DRY HUMPING MY LEG D:
Zetsu: Nah, you'll hate my type of music.
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Cool...

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *trying not to laugh*
Hana: XD
Kitsune: Try me.
Deidara: So good un. ^^
Sasori: ....

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: AHHH!!! RAPE!
:: Itachi fan girls come in looking evil with clubs with nails in them...::
Zetsu: *sigh* I like Drum 'n' Bass.
Tobi: Hai...
Hoshiko: So... what now?

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: Oh for the love of....
Hana: Oh shit! *grabs dog and runs*
Kitsune: I don't mind drum and bass, I have a very open musical ear.
Deidara: :3
Sasori: .......I....don't know, it's gone awfully quiet hasn't it? *looks* Um....we're missing members. *sits back down* I think they dumbed us.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: SAVED!!!
Zetsu: Aight... *goes and gets CD's*
Tobi: Heheh
Hoshiko: ...damn it...

Hidan: Zzz
Kisame: Yeah, saved but um....Itachi, fangirls.
Kitsune: Cool. *taps fingers on steering wheel*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Should we bother to go find them?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Go away now...
::Itachi fan girls leave::
Zetsu: *comes back with a load of CDs* Aren't some people nice? They gave me all these for free ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: Can you really be bothered.

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: You are a god. You've got to teach me how you do that.
Kitsune: Aw, wasn't that sweet of them. Ready to go again koibito? ^^
Deidara: *num nums*
Sasori: Do I look like I can be bothered?

Kakuzu: HIDAN YOUR HEAD IS NEAR MY CROUCH AGAIN!!! *push*
Itachi: All in good time my friend...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: So...
Hoshiko: No?

Hidan: *flops back over the other way* Zzzz
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Yosh! We're off again! *hits the accelerator leaving skid marks*
Deidara: Un?
Sasori: *shrugs*

Kakuzu: >:C
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: Wooo!
Tobi: ><'
Hoshiko: Meh...

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Haha! What's wrong Kakuzu? Were you just molested by your partner? *laughs*
Deidara: ??
Sasori: Hai.

Kakuzu: *kicks the back of Kitsune's chair* Fuck off
Itachi: Okay so... *begins to teach Kisame*
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: Bored.
Hoshiko: *yawn* I'm tired... I might go to bed soon...

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *is being taught*
Kitsune: *swurves* Nani? Oi, don't make me stop this car boy or I'll tan your hide.
Deidara: Hai.
Sasori: *perverted grin*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *teaching*
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *rolls eyes with a smile*

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *learning*
Kitsune: XD *overtakes*
Deidara: .....*thinks*
Sasori: Hehehe.

Kakuzu: Are we there yet?
Itachi: Okay so now call out your fan girls.
Zetsu: No Kakuzu...
Tobi: Hmm...
Hoshiko: *yawn* Come on then...

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: Nani?! No way, the few fangirls I have are major sadists. *waves hands and shakes head*
Kitsune: Oh snap. *turns head* I just missed the turnoff, hold on guys. *hits break and accelerator skidding the car around in the 180* Woo! I love this car! ^^
Deidara: ......
Sasori: Okay. *takes Hosh hand then yawns*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *sigh* KISAME IS NAKED!
:"Kisame Fangirls come out::
Itachi: Now tell them what I told you.
Zetsu: Woooo
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *drags Sasori to a nice comfy bed*

Hidan: Zzzz........Weee.......Zzzzz.
Kisame: Um....*gulp* Get lost?
Kitsune: *does illegal turn up turn off*
Deidara: We could....um.....go kill something un. *has no ideas yet*
Sasori: *is dragged into a nice comfy bed*

Kakuzu: ...
::Kisame fangirls go away::
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: *holds on to chair* AHHH
Tobi: I don't like killing ;~;
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: *gaps* You are a god.....
Kitsune: *squeals happily* Silent Hill here we come!
Deidara: ^^ I know, that's why you need the practice un.
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *grin*
Zetsu: WOOO
Tobi: ;~;
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *it starts to get foggy, turns on fog lights* Maybe I should put the roof up soon........Meh.
Deidara: You don't seem to have problems with fighting bijuu un.
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: :3
Zetsu: Woo! ^^
Tobi: Yes but that's work...
Hoshiko: *huggles up to Sasori* Zzzz...

Hidan: Zzzz
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: ^^ *humming to music*
Deidara: So is killing ninja though un.
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *cough* So...
Zetsu: Weeeee!
Tobi: ...shhhh...
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

Hidan: *sneezes*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *turning head* Oi, what did that sign say?
Deidara: *eye roll*
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *reads* Silent Hill?
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Zzzz

Hidan: *wakes up* Eh?
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *raises hands* Yay! Oh shit! *grabs steering wheel and skids a little* Hehe, that could have been hazardous.
Deidara: ....
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: We're nearly there...
Itachi: *kicks the dust*
Zetsu: Wooo!
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

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