Hard Love Life

Kakuzu woke up the next morning before Hidan and closed his eyes tightly, not even opening his eyes to see if Hidan was female because he wanted to save the surprise to share with Hidan.

Hidan stirred and woke up. "Kakuzu? On three we grab my chest and see." he said.

Kakuzu nodded and hovered a hand over Hidan's chest. "One… Two....."

"Three!" Hidan said, grabbing soft cushy breasts, "Kakuzu... You’re having a baby boy! What do you think of boys as a sex partner?"

Kakuzu smiled broadly and opened his eyes, staring at a very female Hidan. "No, we're having a baby boy. And the only boy I'd ever want as a sex partner is you when you're male and twenty-two."

"Jashin did take away your sexual attraction to little boys, good." Hidan said, playing with his breasts.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan so he was laying on top of him. His hands went to Hidan's lower torso, covering his womb. "I'm so glad..."

"I am too." Hidan said, "You also get bigger breasts."

Kakuzu nuzzled against Hidan's neck, "I know. They're going to be huge."

"Will they get small again?" Hidan asked, pouting.

"They will eventually, the breast milk will be lost after the hormones go down," Kakuzu said, rubbing Hidan's stomach in small circles.

"Milk? They'll be full of milk?" Hidan asked, still pouting, "Leave my stomach alone, wait until it actually gets bigger."

"Yes, you know, for the baby to drink," Kakuzu said, yawning boardly. "I can't wait for it to get bigger..."

"Would you want any?" Hidan asked, "You want to do anything?"

Kakuzu shook his head to both questions. "I sort of want to go back to sleep. I haven't slept for half the night."

"You haven't?" Hidan asked, "You feel asleep before I did."

"Yes, but I woke up," Kakuzu said, moving his hands form Hidan's stomach up to his firm breasts, massaging them slowly.

"Poor 'Kuzu-koi." Hidan said, "Why are you playing with my breasts?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "Because I can, because you're mine."

"Well keep going. It feels good." Hidan said.

Kakuzu nodded and continued, massaging them a bit more. "Your breasts are going to get really tender and sore."

"Nothing some all natural pain meds can't handle." Hidan said, moaning.

Kakuzu leaned in and kissed Hidan's cheek, moving his hands back to Hidan's stomach once more. "Not to mention the nausea, odd cravings, sore feet, kicked ribs, decreased libido, increased libido, stretch marks, and other things."

"The stretch marks will go away so fast they will never form." Hidan said.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's neck. "I wish this could go faster." He thought for a moment. "We're going to have to tell... Pein."

"Tell him latter." Hidan said, "I love you."

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Kakuzu yawned and walked into the kitchen, going to go find something for his now, five-month pregnant wife.

"Remember! Rice, soy sauce, ketchup and butter!" Hidan yelled.

Kakuzu nodded and began to put together the dish, sighing deeply. Getting Hidan pregnant was a huge mistake by far. Five months of whining, bitching and complaining with four more months to go.

"Kakuzu!" Hidan said, walking into the kitchen, "How are you?"

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan and smiled, 'Fine, fine, your food is almost ready. And you shouldn't be walking around."

"I can't stay in bed. I waist away." Hidan said, rubbing his belly, "The book says the morning sickness will go away at six months."

Kakuzu waited for the rice to steam and walked over to Hidan, rubbing his wife's pregnant belly, "You're so gorgeous. And thank god, I swear, you threw up more than a bulimic."

Hidan nodded. "My libido will come back at that time too." Hidan said, they had only had sex only three times over the five months he'd been pregnant.

Kakuzu nodded, "I've been fine with not having sex. It'll make having sex again all the more better." He leaned down and kissed Hidan's stomach. "I love you."

"Are you saying that to the baby or me?" Hidan asked.

"Both of you," Kakuzu said, leaning back up to kiss Hidan before going back to the rice and putting it in a bowl with ketchup, soy sauce, and butter.

"Oh yay. My food." Hidan said, sitting at the table, "Give me please!"

Kakuzu set it on the table with contempt. "Pregnancy foods scare me."

"Actually, I used to eat this when I was a kid." Hidan said, smiling as he began to eat.

Kakuzu sighed and sat next to Hidan at the table, reaching over and resting a hand on Hidan's stomach.

"Stop touching my belly." Hidan said, pouting, "Touch somewhere else."

"But I like touching your belly," Kakuzu huffed, "That's where our son is."

"It's annoying." Hidan snapped.

"Mood swing," Kakuzu muttered under his breath and folded his arms over his chest.

"Is not." Hidan said.

"Is too," Kakuzu said, standing up, "I'm gonna go play with the girls, you come in after you're finished eating. And be careful not to trip or do anything stupid." He stood and walked out of the room.

Hidan pouted and finished his food quickly, walking to the girls’ playroom. On the way he felt something and screamed. "Kakuzu!"

Kakuzu ran out of the girls' room and found Hidan. "What's wrong?"

"The brat kicked me!" Hidan said, holding his stomach, "Hard! Fucking hard I tell you!"

Kakuzu panted heavily, "You got me all worked up, because he kicked you?"

"He's trying to get out!" Hidan said.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "No he's not, and you’re just overreacting."

"What's going on then?" Hidan asked, pouting.

"He's just getting stronger, I mean he does have two powerful S-Ranked shinobi as parents," Kakuzu explained.

"He's never kicked me before! Does he not like me Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, pouting sadly.

Kakuzu laughed, "Of course he likes you, he's just getting bigger now so he's moving around to get comfortable."

"Oh okay." Hidan said, blushing, "..... Are you wearing lipstick?"

Kakuzu opened his mouth to talk before shutting it again then opening it once more, "I had to be the princess this time."

"Oh..." Hidan started laughing softly, "Who's the prince?"

"Seiun this time, and Acheron is the queen," Kakuzu said, beginning to head back to the girls' room.

Hidan followed Kakuzu into the room, giggling. "Your too nice to them."

Kakuzu smiled, "I know, but I've got to be a good parent."

"I bet Acheron's teddy bear is king right?" Hidan asked, grabbing his lover’s hand.

Kakuzu shook his head and grinned, "Nope, she save that spot for her momma."

"Oh! Goodie." Hidan said, trotting into the playroom.

Kakuzu bowed, "All hail, the great king Hidan."

Hidan sat down on the ground and picked Acheron up. "Hello my subjects." he said, kissing Acheron's cheek.

Kakuzu laughed a little and watched Hidan for a few moments, going back to Seiun. "My prince!"

Hidan shook his head, smiling. "Girls, Must daddy be the princess?" Hidan asked, laughing.

"He's always the prince or King. It's not fair." Seiun said, wrapping her arms around Kakuzu's neck.

Kakuzu picked Seiun up, swinging her around a little before looking over at Hidan. "It's true, I do always play the boy." He kissed Seiun’s cheek and went back to swinging her around a bit before he set her down.

"But you in lipstick?" Hidan asked, "That's just weird." Hidan turned to Acheron. "So my queen, want to chop off some heads?"

"Yes." Acheron said, nodding.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan playfully, "I look damn good in lipstick and you know it."

"No you don't." Hidan said, "We need to get them more dolls so they can use them."

Kakuzu stared at Hidan, "Yeah right, I'd rather wear lipstick than buy more dolls."

"Second hand ones Kakuzu. You know, those Barbie dolls. They're pretty cheap." Hidan said, sighing.

"Once again, I'd rather just play with my daughters than give them crappy second hand stuff," Kakuzu said, walking over to Hidan and laying a hand on his stomach just to annoy him.

Hidan bit Kakuzu’s arm. "Hand off." he hissed.

Kakuzu hissed, "I should be able to touch my unborn son."

"Then cut me open and actually touch him." Hidan said, glaring cutely at Kakuzu.

"I'd rather not kill him," Kakuzu said, looking at the girls who looked positively scared. "Ah... Hidan... We should stop…"

"Alright. I'm going to go to bed now." Hidan said, leaving the room.

Kakuzu wiped the lipstick off, "Girls, I'm gonna go with your mother, play with your toys, okay?" He followed after Hidan.

"You’re following me why?" Hidan asked.

"Because I can, and I like to be with you," Kakuzu grumbled, "You're mad at me aren't you?"

"No I'm not." Hidan paused before turning to Kakuzu, "I'm horny."

Kakuzu sighed, "But you shouldn't be at six months for a week..."

"I'm horny though." Hidan said, pouting, cupping his now double 'C' breasts.

Kakuzu nodded, "Alright, I guess you've earned it."

Hidan smiled and pulled Kakuzu into the closet, locking it and turning on the light. "We'll do it here." he said.

Kakuzu nodded and looked around, "I'd rather do it on a bed where you'll have back support and less of a chance of hurting your stomach..."

"My stomach is still small. Do it here." Hidan said, pulling down his panties and lifting his foot up on to a crate, "Lick my clit."

Kakuzu dropped to his knees and began to lick Hidan's clit slowly, teasingly.

Hidan moaned softly, pulling his dress top down and freeing his breasts. "Kakuzu..... Harder... Lick me harder and suck on me too."

Kakuzu began to switch between licking, nibbling, and sucking roughly on Hidan's clit while two fingers slipped into his lover's tight hole.

Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's head and pulled it closer to his heat. "Oh wow, that feels so good... I missed this so much." he said, playing with his breasts.

Kakuzu scowled and pulled away from Hidan's heat, "You taste disgusting. Too salty."

Hidan slapped Kakuzu across the face, redressing. "Fuck you then you bastard." he snapped, going to the door and fumbling to unlock it.

Kakuzu sighed and stood up, pulling Hidan away from the door, "This is natural, I knew you were going to taste bad, it happens with pregnancy." He nuzzled Hidan's neck from behind and his hands massaged Hidan's breasts from over the dress.

"You didn't need to tell me." Hidan snapped, pulling the dress down again, "Touch them harder."

Kakuzu nodded, massaging a bit harder, "Aren't they sore?"

"No. Not yet. They are sensitive right now however." Hidan moaned, "But in a good way. Ah... Finger me."

Kakuzu tugged off Hidan's panties and tossed them into a corner, "Alright." He slipped a finger into Hidan and smirked.

Hidan smiled and lifted his leg into the air again. “Ah… Fuck I really missed this. Finger me harder, I’m almost ready for your cock.” Hidan said, feeling a bit of his breast milk trickle down his skin as Kakuzu gave it a squeeze, “Ah… I’ll need to start pumping my breasts so they keep lactating.”

Kakuzu squeezed Hidan's breast harder, feeling the breast milk trickle over his fingers. His fingers inside Hidan began to move faster and harder.

Hidan shifted a bit to get more comfortable, moaning softly. "Kakuzu, am I still sexy even though I'm all fat now?" Hidan asked, pouting.

Kakuzu dropped his pants and poked the tip of his member into Hidan's heat, "You're still very, very sexy." His now free hand went up to Hidan's free breast and began to squeeze it along with the other one.

Hidan shivered as Kakuzu prodded him. "Hmm... You want in Kakuzu?" he asked, turning around and pressing against the wall, "You have my permission to enter."

Kakuzu thrust into Hidan and moaned, missing the feeling of being fully buried to the hilt in Hidan the most. "Are you comfortable, does anything feel odd?"

"I'm fine Kakuzu. Everything is perfect." Hidan said, rolling his eyes. He lifted his legs off the ground. "Put them on your shoulders. I get better stimulation that way."

Kakuzu put Hidan's leg on his shoulders and began to move Hidan's hips quickly and roughly, groaning loudly. His mouth dipped down to Hidan's chest and he began to suck hard on Hidan's nipple.

Hidan groaned. "Yes, just like that..... Ha..." he watched Kakuzu suckle his breast with amusement, "Does it t-taste good Kakuzu?" Hidan moaned again, tossing his head back as he clung to Kakuzu's arms. "Harder. Go faster and harder!"

Kakuzu pulled up from Hidan's breast and licked his lips, "I could say that our son's going to be a lucky man." He began to bring Hidan's hips down on him with such a force that he could feel his own hips bruising.

"You are too. You get to have it until he is born." Hidan said, crying out as Kakuzu slammed him down onto his member, "Yes~ More! Kakuzu you are a sex god." He moaned louder, reaching down to play with his clit.

Kakuzu smirked and went back to sucking on Hidan's breast roughly. He began to slam Hidan down harder, and could swear that he could feel hairline fractures beginning to form in his hips.

Hidan hissed. "Slow down... Your gonna break something." he said, tightening his muscles so Kakuzu could not move without hurting himself, "Slow down Kakuzu, I'm not going anywhere."

Kakuzu groaned and slowed down, "Oh god but… It feels too good to slow down."

"Do you want to break your hips again? Perhaps your penis?" Hidan asked, groaning, "Ha... Your cock feels so good. I'm almost there Kakuzu. Go fast again, but not so hard."

"Mm, it'd be worth it." Kakuzu said beginning to move Hidan's hips quickly again.

"Not to me. I would be super pissed." Hidan said, high-pitched cries coming out of his mouth, "Kakuzu... I'm coming. Coming!" Hidan screamed as his muscles spasmed around Kakuzu's member, his orgasm shaking his body.

Kakuzu rode Hidan out through his orgasm before coming inside of Hidan's, deep inside and letting out a soft moan before pulling out and pulling his pants back up.

Hidan sighed, getting up from where Kakuzu dropped him. "Thanks a lot." he mumbled, rubbing his sore bottom, "Was that any good Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu nodded, "That was amazing. We should take breaks between sex more often, makes things better." He nuzzled Hidan's stomach. "Poor kid." He went back up and kissing Hidan softly.

"Poor me. You dropped me." Hidan said, pouting as Kakuzu kissed him, "I miss my penis."

He nodded as well, "I miss your penis as well... Only four more... Wait... How long do you have to stay a woman? I mean all the breast milk won't just disappear when you become male again. So you'll have to stay female for a lot longer."

"Jashin said that it would all go away when he is born." Hidan said, "What do you want to name him?"

"Zekkou," Kakuzu said, frowning slightly, "So… Your breasts and all that… Will just go away? I'm going to have to have you make your breasts bigger when you become a female after that. I rather like them this big."

"What does that mean?" Hidan asked, "I myself like Tatakai. It good and strong you know? Perfect name for a Jashinist. He needs to be one by the way." Hidan pouted. "Yes it will all go away, and I will make them bigger. Happy?"

"It means perfect. And because he is your son, he's just as perfect as you," Kakuzu hummed slightly and picked Hidan up and carried him back to their bedroom. "Yes, very happy."

"Perfect... Alright I'll go with that." Hidan said, "He may get teased."

"Then we will teach him self defense first, that way he can kick anyone's ass that dares to make fun of him," Kakuzu said.

"He will get in trouble though." Hidan said, pouting, "I want the bed please. My back kind of hurts."

"Why will they tease him though?" Kakuzu asked, setting Hidan on the bed. "I knew having sex in a closet was a bad idea."

"Perfect is an odd name. But hey, we can always threaten to kill them." Hidan said, smiling, "Oh shut up. I loved it and so did you. Now take out your cock I want to taste it."

"Perfect is the perfect name. He will be so powerful that the children won't even try to attack him," He stripped and put his member in font of Hidan's face for easy access.

Hidan smiled and rolled his eyes. "Sure. of course." he said, licking Kakuzu's flesh before taking the organ into his mouth, sucking roughly.

Kakuzu moaned and placed a hand at the back of Hidan's head. "I-I love you."

"Love you too." Hidan tried to say, Kakuzu's member muffling it. He pulled away and sucked under the head, occasionally biting there from time to time.

Kakuzu began to stroke Hidan's hair softly. "Mm... Suck harder."

Hidan complied completely, sucking even harder. He looked seductively up at Kakuzu, his ass shifting back and forth.

Kakuzu groaned, bucking his hips towards Hidan's face. "Ah… Ahh… I'm going to cum."

Hidan sucked on the tip of Kakuzu's member, eager to drink his lover's cum. He craved it so badly.

Kakuzu pushed Hidan's head a bit farther down on his member before cumming. "Don't... Stop... Sucking until I say..."

Hidan hummed to show he understood, continuing to pleasure Kakuzu. He took all of Kakuzu in and began to deep-throat him, humming again.

He came once more quickly because of the stimulation already. "Okay... You can stop sucking now."

Hidan pulled away, licking his lips. "You taste so good." He moaned, setting himself on Kakuzu's lap.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan close to him. "No more sex for today, we've jostled the poor boy up enough for once."

"Alright." Hidan said, smiling, "I missed giving you oral Kakuzu." He licked his lips. "I still want more cum."

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's hair, "I don't want to get hard again."

"You’re no fun." Hidan said, pouting sadly, pulling away and squeezing his breasts, squirting his breast milk in Kakuzu's face.

Kakuzu scowled slightly and wiped the breast milk off his face. "That's disgusting Hidan."

"Sorry I have natural weapons now." Hidan said, laughing at his silliness, "Am I funny some times Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu shook his head and rolled his eyes, "Oh yes, you're quite the knee slapper."

Hidan pouted again. "What does it taste like?" he asked.

"It's hard to explain," Kakuzu said.

"Alright. Fine." Hidan said, "I forgot my panties."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "Go get them or Kisame might find them and use them to masturbate with."

"I don't want to leave." Hidan said, rolling over and playing with his clit.

Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hand and bit the finger. "No. Bad. No more sexual pleasure. Restrain yourself so sex next time will feel even better."

"I want more." Hidan said, using his other hand, "So leave me alone. It's for today."

Kakuzu sighed and released Hidan. "I will have no part in this." He stood up and left the room.

Hidan pouted sadly, his hormones soon causing him to cry heavily.

Kakuzu went and got chocolate and vanilla ice cream with cherries, strawberries, white chocolate syrup, whipped cream, caramel, and sprinkles, and brought it back to his lover. "I've got a treat for you."

Hidan's tears stopped instantly. "Oh Kakuzu! Thank you so much!" He said happily, holding his hands out to get the treat, "Give it to me please."

Kakuzu placed the treat into Hidan's hands. "Were you crying?"

"Yes I was. You were mean to me. You bit me too." Hidan said sadly, sniffing a bit before shoving a spoon full of ice cream into his mouth.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan, "How do you like your ice-cream?"

"It's fine." Hidan said, pouting still.

"Only fine? I made that with love," Kakuzu huffed and kissed Hidan's hand. "I'm sorry."

"You made it with guilt." Hidan said, "I forgive you Kakuzu."

"Guilt? Love? What's the difference?"

"There is a lot of difference." Hidan said, finishing his ice cream and playing with his clit again.

"At least I care enough to make you something," Kakuzu said, nuzzling Hidan's chest.

"I know." Hidan said, spreading his legs apart so he could touch himself better, "Ah... Feels nice..."

"You really are horny, aren't you?" Kakuzu said, climbing into bed and pulling the covers over himself.

"Yes I am." Hidan said, shifting in the chair he was in to start fingering himself, "I want sex so bad. Any form will do."

Kakuzu pulled a pillow over his head. He would not stoop so low as to jostle their child in the womb once more.

"Your mean. You don't have to fuck me you know." Hidan said sadly, "He is the reason I'm so horny."

"I know," Kakuzu said, looking over at Hidan. "I... I just don't want to hurt him. We do go very rough."

"Not when you finger me. It's all located in one spot when you do that." Hidan said, pinching his clit before slapping it,

"When I touch you, I get hard, I don't want to cum again," Kakuzu said, rolling over again.

"You don't need to cum. you just let it go away." Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan. "Get yourself off, moody bitch."

Hidan started crying again. "I hate you! Never should have done this!" he sobbed, "I don't want this baby any more!"

Kakuzu sighed and huffed, "I'm sorry Hidan. I shouldn't have snapped at you." He looked sadly. "Please... Don't say that you regret it... Please."

"I don't want him! He's making you hate me." Hidan cried out, rubbing his eyes as he cried, "This isn't fare!"

Kakuzu visibly winced. "Hidan... I would never hate you... You're the bearer of my first born son and I love you more than anything," Kakuzu said, standing up and pulling Hidan into his arms.

Hidan hiccupped as he clung to Kakuzu. "I wish Jashin could speed this up. I want my penis back."

Kakuzu frowned, "Why don't you ask him to then?"

"He won’t do that. This is sort of a punishment." Hidan said, still very horny.

"Hmm, for loving me? Wanting my child? What if Jashin himself wanted to impregnate you, I'm sure he wouldn't have treated it as punishment. He is a selfish god, caring for no one but him self," Kakuzu scowled and waited for Hidan to start yelling.

"Duh. Jashin means 'Evil God'." Hidan said, rolling his eyes.

Kakuzu scoffed, "More like selfish god."

"What ever. It's not for any of those things." Hidan said, "It's for me not being a virgin anymore. It belonged to him."

Kakuzu scowled and hissed. "I hope he knows you're mine now."

"He does." Hidan said, poking Kakuzu's chest, "Now relax."

"And that when we, if you ever do, die, I'm taking you to hell with me, if there is such a place," Kakuzu said, eyes fixed in a possessive glare at Hidan's stomach.

"He knows everything Kakuzu." Hidan said, rolling his eyes again, "Now stop that. And I'm still horny."

It was Kakuzu's turn to roll his eyes, "Too bad, I'm still not having sex with you."

"Finger me. One good squirt will calm me down." Hidan said, rubbing his belly.

Kakuzu sighed and slipped a finger into Hidan boredly.

"Fuck you. You're mean." Hidan said, pouting, "Go on now."

Kakuzu leaned down and latched onto Hidan's clit, his fingers working feverently inside of Hidan.

Hidan gasped and clung to Kakuzu's shoulders. "That it... T-touch right there -Yah!" he gasped, turning over so his knees rested on the cushion, "Harder, do it harder~!"

Kakuzu began to move his fingers harder, and also began to nibble on Hidan's clit.

Hidan moaned loudly, his back arching. "Do I-I still have a pretty pussy Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, looking at him over his shoulder.

"Your pussy will always be pretty," Kakuzu said, moving down to thrust his tongue into Hidan.

Hidan shook his head. "No! Fingers! I like your fingers in me. Besides I taste bad right?"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and replaced his fingers inside Hidan. "Sorry for actually getting involved in wanting to pleasure you."

"Your tongue doesn't do anything for me there. I told you, I like you to lick and suck on me here." Hidan ran his fingers over his clit and moist inner lips.

Kakuzu sighed and sucked on Hidan's clit again.

Hidan grumbled and shoved Kakuzu away. "Forget it. You’re not enjoying yourself and it's ruining everything." he said angrily.

Kakuzu flung up his arms in annoyance. "Stop mood swinging on me Hidan."

"It's not my fault! It's little perfect in here!" Hidan snapped, pointing at his belly, "His fault not mine!"

Kakuzu sighed. "Stop blaming everything on our son."

"Well it is his fault. He's making the hormones that are making me moody." Hidan said.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's belly. "I love both of you."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Hidan asked, "You're getting mood swings too!"

Kakuzu sighed, "I think I am." He fell back against the ground. "Ugh, this pregnancy with you is killing me." He looked up at Hidan. "No offence."

"None taken." Hidan said, pouting, "Not doing this again ever. We're adopting from now on."

Kakuzu looked up, "I don't know, I'd rather like to have a daughter that I could call my own flesh and blood."

Hidan sputtered. "Well if you want that you will have to do what I say for the whole time. That means sex when ever I want it."

Kakuzu nodded and picked Hidan up, carrying him to bed. "Your back is going to get sore."

"You're actually agreeing with me on that?" Hidan asked, surprised.

"It's only fair for what I'm asking," Kakuzu said, pulling the blankets over Hidan's slightly swollen belly.

"Totally awesome." Hidan said, watching Kakuzu closely, "Can you get that clit pump I got? So I can get myself off easily?"

Kakuzu nodded, "But I want to touch your stomach again after this, I want to feel my son kick." He stood and went to look for the clit pump.

"Okay. You can." Hidan said, watching Kakuzu with loving eyes.

Kakuzu found it and brought it to Hidan, nuzzling his lover and resting a hand on his belly.

Hidan spread his leg and placed the pump over his clit, using the trigger to fasten it to him. He turned on the vibrator and then moaned loudly. "S-sorry I play with so many -yah- toys Kakuzu." Hidan said, his hips jerking about from the pleasure.

Kakuzu smiled, "It's okay, I understand Hidan, you need the pleasure I can't bring you." He leaned in and kissed Hidan softly.

"Y-you can use my toys anytime you want Kakuzu." Hidan gasped out, squeezing his eyes shut, "Ah... Kakuzu... Will you at least f-fondle my b-b-breasts!"

Kakuzu began to fondle Hidan's breasts roughly and smirked slightly. "I hope he isn't as horny as you are all the time."

"Yuck. That's g-gross Kakuzu..." Hidan said, his hips thrusting in to the air, "I thought y-you got over those thoughts... Ah~! Fuck!"

"I did get over those thoughts, I can just see him taking after you and chasing all the girls in town when he gets older," Kakuzu said, smirking slightly.

"Oh..." Hidan said before squealing. He trembled violently, making many different noises. "Kakuzu..... Turn the Vibration u-up! I want it, please~!"

Kakuzu turned up the intensity, smirking.

Hidan bit his lip, squirming everywhere. "Come... Coming... Watch my pussy when it comes Kakuzu... Watch it... Hurry!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and pulled the blankets off of Hidan, watching his heat.

Hidan spread his legs so Kakuzu could see him better. "Watch me~ Coming!" Hidan scream loudly, his heat twitching and pulsating as he came, "T-Take it off! Please I cant..."

Kakuzu watched Hidan before taking the clit pump off. "Did you enjoy yourself Hidan?"

Hidan nodded. "Did you like watching me cum Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, blushing in embarrassment.

Kakuzu nodded and laid his head against Hidan’s breasts. "Such comfy pillows."

"I'm sure they are." Hidan said, petting Kakuzu's head, "I love you."

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's chest. "I love you too."

"They're going to get really firm at some point." Hidan muttered, stroking Kakuzu's head.

"Ah, they won't be any fun then... You'll be complaining about how sore they are," Kakuzu grumbled, kissing Hidan's chest before moving up and placing a kiss on his lips.

Hidan wrapped his arms around Kakuzu and kissed him back, moaning. "Ah, he kicked again. Did you feel it? He should have gotten you in the stomach."

Kakuzu grunted and nodded, "He has one hell of a kick."

"Now you understand why I was so shocked right?" Hidan asked, "Why do you think he's kicking?"

Kakuzu moved so he was laying beside Hidan with a yawn. "Like I said, he's just trying to get comfortable, you're womb is getting small for him."

Hidan pursed his lips as he watched his belly visibly move. "It’s really weird watching that you know? Reminds me of those Alien movies. Our own little chest buster."

Kakuzu set a hand on Hidan's stomach and nodded, "I'm sure our son's going to be much cuter than a chest buster though."

"Unless he looks like my dad." Hidan said, pouting, "God I hope not."

"Your ... Dad? What'd he look like?" Kakuzu asked, scowling slightly.

"Maybe we should see my family. Their only son is having a kid." Hidan said, laughing, "None of them are dead I do believe."

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's neck. "I'm sure Pein-sama wouldn't like that..."

"He doesn't care anymore. I'm pregnant. Besides, your the one who doesn't want to meet them." Hidan said, smiling.

Kakuzu looked to the side, "Yes, I'm sure you family would love me," he muttered sarcastically.

"You do know I'm joking right?" Hidan asked, patting his belly.

Kakuzu sighed with relief, "Oh, I thought you were being serious."

"Like I want to see my family." Hidan said, rolling his eyes.

"What does your dad look like?" Kakuzu asked again, wanting to know what was so horrible about him.

"Like a turtle." Hidan said off handedly.

Kakuzu scowled, "And that made something like you?"

"My mom is pretty." Hidan added, smiling.

"That's good," Kakuzu said, nodding approvingly.

"And you're good looking too." Hidan said, "So there is a good chance that he'll be good looking."

"And both my parents were extremely attractive," Kakuzu said, smirking, and almost bragging a bit.

"Wonderful. We are going to have a good looking kid." Hidan said, smirking.

Kakuzu nodded, "Very attractive child. He will be the envy of other parents."

Hidan stretched, yawning. "How fat do I need to be to be unattractive to you?"

"I think you'd have to become the size a house to be unattractive to me, "Kakuzu said, pulling Hidan into his lap so he could feel the baby kick easier.

"That's not possible." Hidan said, giggling as he kissed Kakuzu's neck.

Kakuzu smirked, "Exactly."

"Make out with me." Hidan commanded, smiling.

Kakuzu groaned and shook his head, "And we were having such a nice moment too."

"Well lets make a new one." Hidan suggested.

Kakuzu shook his head, "I want to just relax, not make out with you. I know you're on a hormone crazed horny rampage, but is it too much to ask for to have five minutes without your tongue down my throat?"

"But I want to kiss!" Hidan whined, pouting.

"Too bad, I don't," Kakuzu growled.

"Your mean you don't love me." Hidan said, crossing his arms and turning away.

"Just because I won't kiss you?" Kakuzu asked.

"You kiss someone you love. You won't kiss me." Hidan said.

"Not when they're always hounding you for a kiss," Kakuzu retorted.

"But I want a kiss. It's not fair." Hidan said, continuing to pout.

"Too bad," Kakuzu said, tugging Hidan back into his arms.

"I hate you."

"I love you too."

Hidan turned away from Kakuzu angrily. "Bah, sure you do."

Kakuzu rested his hand on Hidan's stomach. "Oh I don't?"

Hidan growled. "Kiss me now or your getting the milk guns again." he said.

Kakuzu shook his head. "That's disgusting."

"Then kiss me!" Hidan whined, "It's just a kiss. I want one."

Kakuzu groaned and gave up, leaning in for a quick kiss.

Hidan smiled and leaned into the kiss, grabbing Kakuzu's shoulders so the kiss would last longer.

Kakuzu growled low in his throat and leaned deeper into the kiss.

Hidan pulled away and tucked his head under his lovers chin. "Thank you. How big do you think my breasts will get."

Kakuzu shrugged, "I don't know, about to DDs."

"How big is that?" Hidan asked, cupping his breasts.

"About three sizes bigger I think."

Hidan rolled his eyes. "How big is three sizes bigger?" he asked, hugging Kakuzu.

He motioned to the larger size on Hidan's chest, "About this big."

"My right breast is not that much bigger then the other. Their both CCs." Hidan said, pouting, "As big as Konan's?"

He nodded, "Yes, about as big as Konan's."

"Fuck." Hidan muttered, petting Kakuzu's chest, "You really want them that big from now on?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "I don't know, maybe."

"Well what do you want?" Hidan asked.

"I'll have to see how they look first."

"Imagine Konan's breasts on my chest." Hidan said, pouting.

"Can't I just wait until they get bigger?"

"You're no fun." Hidan said, "I'm throwing away my comfort to give you a kid and you won't kiss me, you won't play along with me. Are you afraid that if you do something I'll go into premature labor?"

Kakuzu sighed and looked to the side, "I'm just afraid that when we have sex, he's getting really annoyed with us jostling him around. Not to mention, who knows where my penis hits."

"Annoyed? How can he? He doesn't have a clue what's going on! He's just starting to realize that I'm even here." Hidan said, "He's well cushioned in there. What we do won't hurt him."

Kakuzu grunted, "Stupid things to get worried about then?" He placed a hand on Hidan's stomach. "I only wish he would come faster."

"Yes very stupid. Have you even read the book we got?" Hidan asked, "He can't. It takes time."

"I skim through it once and a while," Kakuzu sad, "I know it takes time, I just wish time would go faster."

"If we have fun then it will." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's cheek.

Kakuzu nodded and nuzzled Hidan's cheek. "I love you."

"I love you too." Hidan said, smiling, "Any fun you ever wanted to do? A festival is coming around."

Kakuzu smiled a bit, "A festival? Hm... Our six month anniversary is coming soon too."

"Lets not do that six month thing. It's stupid." Hidan said, "Lets go to the festival, please?"

"Yes, but we'll be taking care of a baby during our one year anniversary."

"Fine." Hidan said, "We'll celebrate by going to the festival."

Kakuzu nodded, "Just so."

"Just so what?" Hidan asked, looking at Kakuzu oddly.

"That's where we'll go to celebrate."

"Oh." Hidan mumbled, "Should I wear a Kimono and no panties?"

Kakuzu nodded, "Just like when you got pregnant."

"Kay." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's chin, "You want to have x-rated fun there?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "Maybe."

"Tell me." Hidan ordered, "Make up your mind!"

Kakuzu nodded.

"How many days is this anniversary happening?" Hidan asked, feeling a bit stupid.

"Three," Kakuzu said.

Hidan nodded and hugged Kakuzu tightly. "I better get all the sex I want then."

"Wear your favorite toy then."

"No! I want you!" Hidan whined.

"I can't fuck you in the middle of a festival!"

"Yes you can. When I was a kid I saw a couple having sex as the cherry blossom festival." Hidan said.

"Fine, we'll have passionate sex right in the middle of a crowd," Kakuzu growled.

"Not in a crowd." Hidan said, "To the side. Hidden a bit you know."

Kakuzu nodded.

"Yay." Hidan cheered, flopping onto his back, "We'll have so much fun."

Kakuzu nodded again, "Yes, we will."

"How much do you love me Kakuzu?"

"More than all the stars in the sky."

"You don't love the stars." Hidan said, smiling, "That's not a lot of love."

Kakuzu cuffed Hidan over the head, "I love you more than everything."

"More then your money? Your own life?" Hidan giggled and grabbed Kakuzu, placing kisses all over his face.

Kakuzu nodded, "More than all that."

Hidan smiled, snuggling into the bed, watching his belly move.

Kakuzu held Hidan close.

"What's your favorite sex position?" Hidan asked.

"I like... Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and standing," Kakuzu said.

"Why do you like those ones?" Hidan asked again.

"I don't know," Kakuzu said.

"Lies!"

"I really don't know."

"Your no fun to talk to." Hidan said, massaging his breasts.

"Well sorry," Kakuzu said, watching Hidan.

"What is it?" Hidan asked, looking at Kakuzu and blushing.

"It's... Just very sexy," Kakuzu said.

"Everything I do to myself is sexy to you." Hidan retorted.

Kakuzu nodded, "So true."

Hidan stopped touching himself, glaring playfully at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu huffed, "Why'd you stop?"

"My hands don't feel as good as yours." Hidan said simply, smiling cutely.

Kakuzu sighed and began to massage Hidan's breasts.

Hidan squirmed on the bed watching Kakuzu's hands. "I didn't say 'touch my breasts' you know. I just didn't feel the need to continue because it didn't feel good."

Kakuzu sighed, "Where do you want me to touch you?"

"I never wanted you to touch me." Hidan said, "Do you want to touch me?"

Kakuzu moved away from Hidan. "You sent mixed signals."

"I thought they were clear." Hidan said, watching Kakuzu with bedroom eyes.

Kakuzu shook his head. "Not at all."

Hidan's smile vanished suddenly and he shot out of bed, grabbing his robe and rushing down the hall to the bathroom.

Kakuzu followed after Hidan. "No, no, Hidan I was kidding, we can have sex! Come back!"

"It's not that!" Hidan yelled as he ran into the bathroom and leaned over the toilet, "Sick..." Hidan gagged before vomiting into the toilet.

Kakuzu sighed, "Oh..." He followed Hidan into the bathroom and began to rub his back.

"I'm never going to get to eat again am I?" Hidan asked, looking at Kakuzu sadly.

"You are, it's just going to keep coming back up," Kakuzu said, patting Hidan's back.

Hidan vomited again, he last of his breakfast coming up. "No fair... I really wanted to digest that."

Kakuzu sighed, "You wanted to be pregnant."

"I didn't know I would fucking barf this much alright?!" Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu face palmed, "Mood swing."

"It is not! I would say it like that even if I wasn't hormonal!" Hidan cried out defensively.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "Right."

"You know I would!" Hidan said, pouting.

Kakuzu nodded, "Mhm."

"Are you being sarcastic?" Hidan asked.

"No, no of course not," Kakuzu said.

Hidan went to the sink and rinsed out his mouth. "Bleh, disgusting."

He smirked. "Love you."

"Love you too jerk." Hidan said, his robe almost open.

Kakuzu tugged the robe open a bit more.

"I don't see how you still find me sexy Kakuzu" Hidan said, looking down at himself.

"Because, you are still sexy," Kakuzu said.

"I am not. I'm getting fat. And now I taste bad too." Hidan opened his robe all the way, sighing.

Kakuzu looked over Hidan. "You're gorgeous."

"I don't think I am. Only my clit still looks nice." Hidan mumbled.

Kakuzu ran his hand over Hidan's body. "Beautiful..."

Hidan shivered. "Thank you Kakuzu." he said softly.

Kakuzu smiled, "You're welcome... I love you."

"I love you too. More than anything I have ever loved." Hidan said, smiling softly.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan. "I love you just as much as you love me."

"I really need to kill someone." Hidan said, "Kill someone with me?"

Kakuzu nodded, "I'll go with you."

Hidan smiled and wrapped his robe back around him, walking to their room. "Lets get dressed then."

Kakuzu nodded and walked into their bedroom, slipping on his entire outing wear.

Hidan pulled on his pants, cursing the fact they were to small now. "I better loose all this extra weight when you come out." He said to his baby.

Kakuzu sighed, feeling a bit nervous about this. "Be careful or he will die."

"He'll be fine Kakuzu. You’re going to help me right?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu nodded, "Yes..."

"Then he will be fine." Hidan said, fastening up his cloak.

Kakuzu bit his lip, "How does the cloak fit?"

"It still fits fine. It was always to big for me." Hidan said, smoothing out the wrinkles.

Kakuzu sighed and placed a hand on Hidan's stomach. "Please... Don't... Please be careful... I can't loose two..."

"We'll be fine." Hidan said, looking at Kakuzu, "How far along was she?"

Kakuzu closed his eyes, his hands moving out a bit more over Hidan's stomach, as to represent Hinote's stomach. "Seven months..."

"Did you try to save the baby? They can live at seven months you know." Hidan said softly.

Kakuzu nodded, "I tried everything."

"How long did it live?" Hidan asked, mentally cursing himself for calling the baby 'it'.

"The baby lived for a few days, but we had to travel back and it was in the middle of winter, and the nearest town was ten days away," Kakuzu said sadly.

"We? She didn't die? She miscarriage or something?" Hidan asked, turning to look at Kakuzu.

"No, me and the kid, I had to carry-- Look I don't want to talk about it anymore," Kakuzu said, turning towards the door.

"I'm sorry Kakuzu. You won't loose this one." Hidan said.

Kakuzu nodded mechanically, "I know."

Hidan hugged Kakuzu tightly. "I won't leave you. Ever."

Kakuzu grunted, "I know."

"Kakuzu what's wrong?" Hidan asked, moving in front of him.

Kakuzu shook his head, "Nothing."

Hidan growled. "Tell me now. We're married now. Secrets are bad for a marriage."

Kakuzu glared, "I don't want to."

"It won't work if you don't tell me your problems." Hidan said, "Tell me please."

"Just, leave me alone about it, I don't want to think about it!"

"Just tell me please." Hidan pleaded, his voice still calm, "You will feel better if you do."

Kakuzu shook his head. "No. I won't."

"Yes you will. Trust me on this. I felt so much better after telling you I was raped."

Kakuzu sighed, "I really don’t want to talk about it."

Hidan glared at Kakuzu. "Tell me now!" he snapped.

Kakuzu stared at Hidan, not saying a word.

"Why can't you tell me?!" Hidan asked, screaming, "I won't judge you at all! I love you!"

"Why can't you understand I don't want to talk about it?"

"Fine! You stay here! I'm going to go kill alone!" Hidan screeched, tossing his hands in the air.

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, going to his desk and pulling out two pills.

Hidan grabbed his pike and stormed out the door, slamming it behind him.

Kakuzu sighed and took the two pills, going to the bed and falling asleep.

Hidan returned hours later, slinking into bed with Kakuzu. "Kakuzu~!"

Kakuzu woke up slowly and stared at Hidan. "Hello."

"Have any good dreams?" Hidan asked, kissing Kakuzu's cheek.

Kakuzu nodded slightly. "Yes..."

"What did you dream about?" Hidan asked, pulling away and taking of his cloak.

"You," Kakuzu said, looking at Hidan. "How're you, how's he?"

"Was it all fluffy or sexy?" Hidan asked, smiling as he rubbed his belly, "I'm fine and so is he."

"Fluffy," Kakuzu said, looking at him. "That's good."

Hidan smiled and pulled of his pants, straddling Kakuzu's back, using his earth mask to masturbate. "Fluffy is nice."

Kakuzu looked back at Hidan. "You having fun with him Hidan?"

"Yes I am." Hidan said, pouting and moving to the wind one, "Ah! This one feels much better."

Kakuzu huffed, “That one seems to like you best."

"But your heart loves me. Shame I can't use that to cum." Hidan said, "You not liking what I'm doing?"

Kakuzu smirked, "I love what you're doing."

Hidan smiled. "Good. Is it turning you on?" he asked, rubbing his clit harder on the mask.

"Ah... Not really, I've been kinda hard to turn on lately," Kakuzu said, arching his back to help Hidan.

"So then I'm not a sex object for you any more?" Hidan asked, "What would turn you on really easily?"

"Nope, sorry," Kakuzu said, "I don't know."

Hidan rolled Kakuzu over and grabbed his hand, placing his callused fingers in his mouth, licking and sucking them.

Kakuzu looked up to Hidan with half lidded eyes. "Nothing."

"Everything I used to do turned you on." Hidan said, standing up on the bed and sliding his fingers inside himself, "I really am unsexy now."

"It's not you, it's just that, I've been depressed lately, that really decreases my libido," Kakuzu said, sighing.

"The pills don't help you either." Hidan said, "Lets go to the water park again. You and me."

"Yeah…" Kakuzu sighed, "Sure… That sounds like fun..."

"Talking about it helps to." Hidan added, going to the closet, "Am I still sexy enough to wear my bikini?"

"I really don't want to," Kakuzu groaned, "You'll always be sexy enough."

"Then you won't ever get an erection again." Hidan said stiffly, "No more sex or kids."

"Just leave me alone about it for a bit..." Kakuzu said, rolling over.

"Why can't you tell me?" Hidan asked, "The real reason. Is it to painful? Are you afraid I'll leave you?"

"It's just I don't want to think about it," Kakuzu growled, pulling the pillow over his head.

"That's not the real reason." Hidan said.

"I know my reasons," Kakuzu said, "I'm going to go take a shower."

"Tell me or this relationship will fall apart." Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu looked back at Hidan with pleading eyes, on the verge of tears it seemed, "Please... Don't do this..."

"Fine get out you wimp." Hidan snapped, glaring at Kakuzu, "You're a terrible husband and you're going to be a terrible father."

Kakuzu left and went to the girls' room, giving them both a kiss on their foreheads as they napped. He sighed and left the base, heading towards Hinote's grave.

Hidan got dressed and followed Kakuzu, jealousy making him furious.

Kakuzu sat down at her grave, leaning against it slightly. "It's been two years already, hm?" He asked the grave.

Hidan watched Kakuzu. His face scrunched into a scowl. He hated that woman. She'd never let him have all of Kakuzu's love.

Kakuzu looked fondly at the grave, nuzzling it softly. "I miss you... You were so beautiful... I hate to say, but I've moved on... I've found Hidan... I'm sure you're happy I'm not mourning you anymore. God… I love Hidan. Can be a bit of a bitch sometimes though."

Hidan continued to glare at Kakuzu. He didn't believe what he was saying. He had not moved on at all. He kept himself from snorting in disdain.

Kakuzu sighed and rested more against the grave. "Not to mention Hidan's quite cute, funny, and stalking me."

"You better be careful Kakuzu. I'll desecrate her grave!" Hidan screamed, running away.

Kakuzu glared in Hidan's general direction. "And sometimes he's a bit hormonal."

Hidan continued to run until he tripped and fell, rolling over and holding his stomach. "Ow..."

Kakuzu stayed by her grave and continued to talk to her.

Hidan remained where he was, whimpering in pain.

Kakuzu began to continue back to the base, seeing Hidan lying on the ground. "Hidan! Hidan!" he ran over to him, "Are you okay?"

"No. I feel down. My stomach hurts." Hidan mumbled, glaring at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu looked down between Hidan's legs, seeing blood, he fell to his knees. "No... Not again."

"Bed rest will help. I can't sit up so can you carry me back upside down?" Hidan asked.

"No, we need to get you to a hospital. You're bleeding," Kakuzu said, picking Hidan up and carrying him to the Hospital.

"They're going to say the same thing." Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu growled, "We're. Going. To. The. Hospital."

"If you must know, I feel awkwardly on a stick. My pussy or what ever it's called is what's bleeding." Hidan said, "Now take me home. He's fine. I feel him kicking."

Kakuzu sighed, "Fine... I swear to god... If this kid doesn't survive... I don't think I'll be able to live anymore."

"I think you mean you won't be able to live with me anymore." Hidan said, "Jashin won't let him die."

"No, live, at all," Kakuzu sighed.

"We can try again!" Hidan said, flabbergasted, "It's not hard you know."

"Humph," Kakuzu said, looking down at Hidan's belly.

"Don't act like a child. It's my job." Hidan said, trying to get Kakuzu smiling.

Kakuzu just stared ahead of him now, walking slowly to the base.

"What's the matter?" Hidan asked, pouting.

"Nothing," Kakuzu said.

"Just put me down an I'll fucking walk." Hidan snapped, "If you had told me what was wrong then I wouldn't have fallen. You love this parasite more then me!"

Kakuzu tightened his grip on Hidan to bone crushing limits, "I do not love him more than you."

There was a nasty crack and Hidan screamed. "My shoulder! Kakuzu!"

Kakuzu snapped back to reality and looked down at Hidan. "Oh god! Hidan... I'm sorry... I didn't know what I was doing… What those pills do to me. I loose track of reality. I'm so sorry."

Hidan clutched his shoulder and cried softly. "Stop taking them or you will kill the baby!"

Kakuzu nodded. "I'm so sorry... So... Sorry."

"It's fine. Get the stick out of me and I'll forgive you." Hidan said.

Kakuzu nodded and gently pulled the stick out.

Hidan hissed. "It would have been better if you had yanked it out. Then I wouldn't be turned on." Hidan said, laughing.

Kakuzu smirked at little, "I swear."

"Swear what?" Hidan asked, rubbing his belly.

"That you get turned on by anything."

"You're the one who showed me the wonderful world of sex."

"And how do I regret it.”

"No you don't!" Hidan snapped.

"Fine, I don't," Kakuzu grumbled.

"You really do regret having sex with me?"

"No."

"I want to give you oral."

"Ugh, Hidan, really?"

"Fuck you and get over your depression! I'm giving you a blow job!" Hidan snapped.

"But I don't want a blow job!"

"Tough shit! I want you’re cum."

Kakuzu groaned, "No."

"Then give me oral!"

"No~."

"Give me oral! It's that or sex."

"Give me oral~."

Hidan smiled. "Okay. That was what I really wanted."

Kakuzu groaned.

"To late you asked for it. Now lets go home."

Kakuzu walked them back to the base.

"Want me to use my breasts too?" Hidan asked.

"Use anything you want..." Kakuzu grumbled.

"You asked for it." Hidan snapped.

"You forced yourself on me."

"I gave the choice of three things. I did not force you."

"I didn't not want any of them."

“We'll you chose one. So you wanted that one."

Kakuzu sighed.

"Fine! No sex, ever again!" Hidan screeched, "Go find a little boy to fuck you bastard. I'm giving you a kid and you don't give me what I want!"

"SEE! This is why... Ugh," He dropped Hidan off at the base and went to a nearby bar.

Hidan curled up on his bed. Kakuzu didn't want him any more. He was sure of it.

Kakuzu came back drunk, stumbling into the room.

"Welcome back." Hidan said stiffly, "Have fun?"

"Mhhhmmm," Kakuzu slurred, "You- You still wan- You still want sex?"

"Yes I do." Hidan said, "Do I have to make you drunk to get you in the mood?"

Kakuzu hiccupped slightly and stumbled over to the bed, pulling off his pants in the process. "No~."

"You wouldn't have sex with me before." Hidan said, pulling off his pants and spreading his legs, "Did you see something that turned you on?"

Kakuzu nodded, "Yes… You."

"Then I guess I look better when you’re drunk." Hidan muttered, ushering Kakuzu to him, "Come here."

Kakuzu walked over to him.

"So what did you do?" Hidan asked, cupping his breasts, "The closest bar is also a strip joint."

"I watched the girls dance for a bit, but then I thought that not one of them was as sexy as you…" Kakuzu slurred slightly, nuzzling Hidan.

Hidan rolled his eyes, kissing Kakuzu's cheek. "There are plenty of women who look better then me." he said, "Well get all hard and get me ready."

Kakuzu dipped his head down and began to suck on Hidan’s clit.

Hidan gasped. "Yes... Suck harder." he said, his cheeks quickly growing a bright pink.

Kakuzu sucked harder.

"Just fuck me now." Hidan said, pushing Kakuzu away, "Lets get this over with."

Kakuzu mumbled incoherently, prodding Hidan's clit with his member before trusting inside of him. Alcohol apparently made Kakuzu suffer from a disease that woes all men at one point, so he came quickly.

Hidan cursed. He was never having sex with a drunk Kakuzu ever again.

Kakuzu panted and pulled out, lying beside Hidan.

"Now sober up got it?" Hidan ordered more then asked, poking his side, upset how short the sex was, "I'm done for a long time now." Hidan pulled out a book from under the bed and started reading.

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's side and fell asleep.

Hidan rolled his eyes. Why did Kakuzu always grow tired after sex? It must have been an old person thing. He huffed and turned the page, the story and words very complex, but it was fun.

Kakuzu began to snore softly.

"Never knew he snored." Hidan muttered, setting the book a side and stretching, "Hope he doesn't start sounding like a chainsaw." He snuggled into the pillow and slowly watched Kakuzu sleep, not feeling at all tired.

Kakuzu rolled over in his sleep, curling up a bit.

Hidan smiled and pressed against Kakuzu's back, staring at his masks. He slowly grew tired, finally falling asleep.

Kakuzu woke up several hours later with a killer migraine

Hidan awoke to Kakuzu groaning. With a sigh he sat up. "You want something fore your hangover?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "Go back to bed. You need sleep."

Hidan laid back down, pouting. "It's my duty to help you. We are married." he said, smiling shyly.

Kakuzu grunted, "Ah, But first you are a mother. And sleep is good for the baby."

"Alright." Hidan said, agreeing with his husband, "I'll sleep some more. But go take care of that hangover."

Kakuzu nodded and stood up, heading towards the bathroom to take a hot shower.

Hidan pulled the comforter over himself. He hummed quietly as he tried to find sleep again.

Kakuzu stripped himself of clothing and turned the shower on.

Hidan rolled around the bed fitfully, unable to get to sleep. "I'm to dependent on Kakuzu's company." he huffed.

He stepped slowly into the shower and slid down the wall, closing his eyes and relaxing.

Hidan groaned and stood up, pulling on his robe and going to the bathroom. "Kakuzu, Can I join you in there?" he asked.

Kakuzu sighed and pulled his knees to his chest. "I told you to go to bed."

"I can't fall asleep without you there." Hidan said, "Are you feeling sad Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "I have an awful migraine and you're making it worse."

"I'll shut up then." Hidan said, turning off the bathroom light and slipping into the shower.

Kakuzu grunted and buried his face in his knees.

Hidan leaned back and inhaled the steam. He stretched out his leg and rubbed his foot against Kakuzu's, trying to comfort him.

Kakuzu sighed and curled up tighter.

Hidan sighed and crawled over to Kakuzu, tilting his head to the side. He carefully wrapped his arm around his shoulders and let the water beat on his skin.

Kakuzu leaned against Hidan slightly.

Hidan closed his eyes and sighed. After a while he kissed Kakuzu's cheek. "You can touch my belly if you want." he whispered.

Kakuzu rested his hands on Hidan's belly.

"We'll be happy." Hidan continued quietly, "When the girls and this little guy grow up and leave we'll have more kids. We'll be together forever hopefully."

Kakuzu nodded slowly, "I know. I know..."

"Sorry I can't keep quiet." Hidan said, shifting a bit to get more comfortable.

Kakuzu winced and buried his head farther in his knees.

Hidan petted Kakuzu's neck, kissing his arm. After a bit Hidan stood and got Kakuzu some pain medicine, walking back into the shower and holding it out to him. "Here, take this." he whispered.

Kakuzu took the pills and swallowed them greedily.

"Heathen." Hidan whispered affectionately, sitting next to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu's head feel back to his knees.

Hidan sighed and laid down on the shower floor, blocking the drain.

Kakuzu looked down and laid beside Hidan awkwardly.

Hidan rolled his eyes and listened to the water running. "It's nice we have no bills to pay here and a huge hot water tank isn't it?" he said offhandedly.

Kakuzu sighed, "Shut up Hidan."

Hidan pouted. "Why?" he asked quietly.

"You're hurting my head."

Hidan huffed and rubbed his belly, feeling his baby move around.

Kakuzu groaned and nuzzled Hidan's chest.

Hidan smiled sadly. Poor Kakuzu. He kissed the top of his head before arching his back a bit, letting the water drain.

Kakuzu sighed and close his eyes slowly.

After a long while Hidan lifted his foot into the air and turned off the shower, the room still very warm.

Kakuzu has drifted off and began to snore.

Hidan rolled over and wrapped his left arm and leg around Kakuzu, also falling asleep soon after.

Kakuzu woke up an hour later, shivering heavily because the heat of the shower had worn off.

Hidan had at some point began to shiver as well, now however he was so cold he was past shivering. His albino skin was just a curse.

Kakuzu groaned and picked up Hidan, carrying him back to the room and dropping him on the bed.

Hidan jolted awake. "What? Huh, what's going on?!" he asked, greatly alarmed.

"You were shivering. I took you to the bedroom," Kakuzu said, crawling into bed.

"Oh... I don't feel cold." Hidan said, crawling under the covers sluggishly.

Kakuzu grunted and wrapped his arms tightly around Hidan.

Hidan snuggled into Kakuzu's chest. "My birthday is coming up."

"I know," Kakuzu said.

"Oh." Hidan muttered, "Is your head better?"

"Much better," Kakuzu said.

"Lovely." Hidan said, his eyes closing as he fell asleep again.

Kakuzu sighed and watched Hidan sleep before falling asleep as well.

Hidan awoke with a start when Zekkou kicked his bladder, with a grunt Hidan stood up and wandered to the bathroom, muttering.

Kakuzu continued to sleep.

Hidan sat on the toilet, sighing as he leaned against the counter. "My breasts are starting to hurt." he stated offhandedly.