mischief's cracktastic shorts

A/N: for class=SpellE>scathachdhu

Pairing: class=SpellE>Kakashi/Shizune

Warnings: implied
sexual content

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She’s not sure how exactly it started between them, this
strange competition of seeing who could get the other more bothered in the
presence of other people. It’s incredibly irresponsible considering they live
in a village full of ninja who’re all trained to notice the things civilians don’t.

But then maybe that’s part of what’s so fun about it, class=SpellE>Shizune muses as Kakashi slowly
rakes his eye over her body while Tsunade quotes
something from his latest mission report. All it would take for them to be
caught would be for someone to look up before her kimono was back in place, or
a waitress to walk by while he was still under the table, or his class=SpellE>genin team to overhear a steamy offer whispered to him as
they leave with their mission scroll. The list goes on.

And sometimes she feels like she’s at a serious disadvantage
– everything he does class=GramE>gets to her, but it’s hard for her to tell if she’s
affecting him sometimes. She thinks maybe the only reason Kakashi
goes along with this game is because he thinks he’ll never be caught. He’s also
the type of person that can, with one look, make you question whether or not
you truly saw something – he’s quite intimidating actually, she admits; when
he’s not turning her into a puddle of gooclass=GramE>, that is.

She’s not sure how it started or why, but she does know she
doesn’t want it to end. But she doesn’t want to lose either, so as she hands
him the scroll for his next mission, Shizune lets
some of her chakra go with it – just a little, a blip that no one would notice
unless they were actively looking for it – and directs it straight to his
prostate.

Yeah, so it’s probably cheating, but a girl’s got to play to
her strengths, right? Besides, it’s totally worth it to see Hatake
Kakashi twitch and go wide-eyed in front of the class=SpellE>hokage, she decides, hiding her smile behind a look of
mock-concern. She’s sure she’ll pay for it later; she looks forward to it
actually.