Inbred

LONG chapter, this one contains Neji x Sasuke, dirty jokes and drunkeness to some degree.

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Chapter 23

College students never need an excuse to throw a party but it helps to have a reason so they can tack a name onto it. Like right now, these series of parties were know as the 'Post-Grade' parties. The names don't have to make sense but it was still a valid reason. After weeks of restless sleep, biting nails and praying to God the results of the end of term exams were finally posted.

Usually, during this time students were divided into 4 groups:

The first group were the students that did extremely well but didn't celebrate. Those included were: Sasuke and Neji.

The second group were those that did well and celebrated, such as Sakura and Shikamaru (with much probing from Temari).

The third group was composed of students who did poorly and were too depressed to party while the fourth group was made up of students who did poorly and partied anyway, this included students like Kiba.

Naruto didn't do too badly, he wasn't within the top ten in his class but at least he wasn't dead last. He believed his good grades warranted a celebration, Sasuke believed he could do much better. He only said this because he didn't want to be dragged to another school fete.

Naruto was his usual annoying self until Sasuke caved and arranged to have a little get-together. It was supposed to be he, Neji, Naruto, Shikamaru, Temari, Kankuro, Shino and Kiba. Sasuke didn't want so many people in his place especially since he didn't like Kiba and didn't know the twin very well. Neji wasn't about to have anyone in his apartment and Shikamaru didn't volunteer because it would be too much trouble to clean up afterwards and since Shino shared a dorm with Nara he didn't have much input.

That just left Kiba and after promising not to have any 'live entertainment' this time they arranged to have it at his place. Everyone had to bring something and when they arrived they realized Kiba hadn't prepared anything for them to eat or drink. His argument was that since he was the host he didn't have to. His reasoning made no sense whatsoever but they let it drop. Kiba was an ass anyway.

Drinks flowed, music played and fun was had by everyone, even Shikamaru was fairly talkative tonight since Temari kept poking him playfully in the ribs to make him participate. Naruto noticed that she wasn't at all uncomfortable being the only 'girl' in attendance and he supposed it was probably because she was raised with two brothers. But being the only female in a room full of men could prove to be dangerous especially if one allowed one's self to become drunk, such as what happened to Kiba.

In his drunken stupor he started hitting on Temari and while Naruto thought he deserved the beatdown he got from Shikamaru and Kankuro he felt sorry for the poor idiot because he knew he didn't have his wits about him. With the host incapacitated everyone left to enjoy the rest of the festivities since the night was still young.

Naruto wanted to party but Sasuke outright refused. After more whining and pleading from the teen, Sasuke, once again, gave in and dragged Naruto and Neji into his apartment. The energetic blond didn't think that this constituted as a party but Sasuke decided to liquor him up and hope that he pass out in a pathetic lump and leave his ass alone.

Actually it wasn't so bad. They got to talking and Naruto was surprised to watch the usually stoic Hyuga open up and join in the conversation. As they drank, their conversations become more and more retarded and they talked about the most asinine of things. Eventually, they ended up telling stupid jokes and made a game out of it while insulting one another.

"I remember this one time, I had given Naruto my cellphone number," Sasuke began his anecdote while he tried to stop himself from laughing out loud at the memory of one of Naruto's 'blond moments'. "Then about two days later I get a call on my cell; it's Naruto." Sasuke starts to giggle which starts up Neji as well.

"He-He says to me: Sasuke, what's your cellphone number, I lost it?" Neji breaks out laughing and Sasuke tries hard to get his chuckling under control as he waves his hand at his lover to let him know he wasn't finished.

"Tha-That's not all. I try to be funny and I give him the number again and he writes it down. But after-after I give it to him," tears well up in Sasuke's eyes and he's really close to losing it. His voice is high and he leans over in an attempt to spit the words out through the laughs that he can no longer contain. "After I give him the number, he hangs up and calls me BACK!"

Neji guffaws and grabs his sides as if someone was tickling him. "Naru-Naruto," he manages through his convulsions. "You're such a dumbass."

Naruto was laughing as well. It wasn't funny at the time, he had been terribly embarrassed, but now, hearing Sasuke retell it made it seem alot more hilarious than it actually was. "Hey, it could have happened to anyone," he said in his defense.

"Yeah, but it happened to you, dobe" and that started up Neji all over again.

It was Naruto's turn now and unfortunately he didn't have any funny stories about Sasuke since the guy was practically perfect and did nothing wrong so he decided to tell a joke Jiraiya had relayed to him when he was younger.

"There was this woman who went into a casino and approached the dealers at the craps table. She told them that she hoped they didn't mind but she found she was luckier when she didn't have her clothes on."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and Neji snickered.

"Anyway, she strips and rolls the dice and says: 'C'mon, mamma needs some new clothes'. When the dice land she starts yelling 'Yes, Yes, I won I won!' while she's jumping up and down and hugging both men. After she collects her winnings and leave the two guys are just staring at each other." Naruto starts to chuckle and it triggers a string of giggles from Hyuga.

"The first man turns to the other and asks: 'What did she roll?'. To which the other guy responds: 'I don't know I thought YOU were watching."

All three men burst out in laughter and Sasuke asked if all Naruto knew were perverted jokes. It was Neji's turn again but he didn't know any good jokes so he opted to skip this turn as well. Their 'house-rules' were that if no one found the joke funny or the insult wasn't good enough then that person would have to take a shot and Neji had missed every single one of his turns thus far so he was pretty tipsy by now.

"Aww! C'mon Neji," Naruto whined as the Hyuga prodigy reached out for the little glass and filled it to the brim. "You've got to know at least ONE good joke."

"Yeah," Sasuke cut in and took the glass from Neji's fingers. "You cuss people all the time so I'm sure you know some pretty good insults too."

Neji groaned and his shoulders dropped dramatically. "Guuuys, I don't...I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

"Neji! Neji! Neji! Neji!" Naruto started chanting and Uchiha joined in.

Neji continued to protest but when the boys rooting for him showed no sign of relenting he put up his hands in defeat.

"Okay, okay." He stopped to think for a second then started giggling. He composed himself and apologized for the out burst but as soon as he tried to think of something funny to say he broke out in another string of giggles.

Naruto threw a cushion at him and he just seemed to find that amusing. Taking a deep breath he sat up and leaned forward, putting his head between his knees, his hair falling in a long curtain to the ground. He threw back his head on a large inhale and his hair flung in the air above him which he promptly pulled back with his hands. Sasuke found that very sexy.

"Okay, what did the digital clock say to his mother?"

Sasuke and Naruto exchanged glances then looked back at Neji.

"Look, ma no haaands!" Neji fell back in the sofa and started laughing all over again. Naruto groaned and threw another cushion at him while Sasuke shook his head and handed him his glass again. The inebriated brunette took the glass to down it's contents but he found his joke amusing all over again and spat the liquid out through a chortle as he put his hand over his mouth.

"Oi! Sasuke!"

He turned his head to look at the blond who had addressed him.

"Your momma's so fat that when she stands on scales they read 'To be continued'."

"Oh shi-hit!" Neji grabbed his stomach again and turned to one side.

"And your momma's so fat that when someone asks her to move her ass it takes three trips."

"You're so stupid you sold your TV to buy a DVD player."

"And you're so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone."

"Your momma's so poor she has to put tic tacs on layaway."

"That's not entirely clever, dobe," Sasuke retorted with a raised eyebrow and proceeded to pour him a cup for the lame joke.

"Neji thought it was funny," he shot in his defense and pointed at the man who was now leaning over the arm-rest, his face red and his body convulsing with fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Sasuke shook his head and gave Naruto the glass anyway. "At this point, Neji finds anything funny."

Naruto took his punishment and emptied the glass in one gulp, cringing as the fiery liquid burned his insides. How did Hyuga manage to drink this all night?

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck," Neji was hyper-ventilating and the fact that he was leaning over the chair with his head hanging dangerously low to the ground didn't help him to get enough oxygen into his lungs. "I can't breathe." And as if he found his near-death experience terribly amusing he started chortling all over again, but when he went to roll over to hold his sides he fell out of the chair and landed on his back. He didn't stop laughing even then.

Sasuke got up from his position and went to help the intoxicated mess on the floor. "C'mon," he said and took Neji by the arms to pull him up against his chest. The sudden movement made his head sway and he almost lost his balance so he wrapped his arms tightly around Sasuke's neck for support.

Naruto looked at his watch and saw that it was almost time to meet Hinata.

"Well I'm off," he said and got up from his chair, almost stumbling in his slightly buzzed state.

"Where are you off to?" inquired his friend.

"Mmm, you smell sooo gooood, Sasuke," Neji purred in his ear and rubbed his cheek against the other man's.

"You know very well where I'm going," he replied even as he picked up his jacket and made his way towards the door.

"You haven't introduced me to this girl yet, you know."

"You feel so good too," Neji murmured against a clothed shoulder and raised his legs to wrap them around Sasuke's waist. The taller man stumbled backwards and reached out to cup Neji's ass to prevent him from slipping to the floor.

Naruto grinned as he stood in the doorway, "I'd take you tonight but it seems you have your hands full."

Sasuke growled as Naruto shut and locked the door behind him.

He was concerned about this 'relationship' that Naruto had with this anonymous woman and he wondered why Naruto was avoiding the meeting between him and the girl. He'd talked about her alot within the past few days and Sasuke surmised that he was trying to get him to see her in a better light. But Sasuke never worked that way, he wanted to meet this woman for himself and reach his own conclusions about her.

But right now, he had a more local problem to worry about. There was no way he was going to let Neji leave his sight in this state. Neji was hard to manage when he was enraged but he was quite a handful when he was sloshed. Fortunately he wasn't that bad, he was just a little buzzed, nothing a little coffee* (1) and a good-night's sleep couldn't cure.

"Neji, you okay?"

No answer.

"Neji?"

No response.

"Shit! Neji wake up!" Sasuke shook his friend and that seemed to jolt him awake.

"Mmm, no more more milk-shakey."

Sasuke didn't even want to know what THAT was all about.

"Neji, wake up."

"Unh, Sasuke?" He leaned back and put his hands on the other man's broad shoulders and looked down into his eyes.

Neji was looking really fuckable right now.

His eyes were glazed over and his lids were half closed, his lips were slighty parted and they were moist with liquor, Sasuke imagined he'd taste like Bourbon* (2). His hair was a tousled mess and a few strands clung wetly to the drops of perspiration that had formed from his laughing fit and his body heat that was increasingly rising through the alcohol that seared through his blood stream.

"Sassie," he mumbled stupidly before leaning his head closer to capture Sasuke's lips in his own. His co-ordination was off and he brought his head down too fast and their foreheads knocked together. Sasuke swore and stumbled backwards, grateful for the sofa that broke his fall. Neji adjusted to this new position in Sasuke's lap and started grinding his hips against the other man's crotch. "Sasukeee," he moaned wantonly. "I'm so horny."

His blatant confession reached the other brunette's ears, registered in his bran which then sent an electronic message to tell his heart to pump blood directly to his cock.

"Neji, wait I-" he was cut off as the Hyuga lowered his head again but this time he learned from his previous mistake and tilted his head to one side. Instead of kissing his love, however, he decided to lick his face, his tongue brushing across his lips, his cheeks, his temples and his forehead.

"Neji, stop! Wait!"

The eager man thread thin, pale fingers through short, black hair and roughly yanked his head backwards to give him easier access to his mouth. He captured his lips then in a very sloppy kiss and it was all Sasuke could do not to kiss him back.

Neji could be quite a handful when he was drunk.

"Neji, stop it," he ground out. "I don't want to-"

"Then why are your hands on my ass?" he hissed.

It was true, Sasuke still had Neji's behind gripped firmly in his hands. He released the firm cheeks then and reached up to grab Hyuga's small wrists. Neji tried to break free but in his current condition he didn't have enough strength. He tried to kiss Sasuke again but the stronger man kept him firmly in place.

"Neji, you're not yourself. I won't take advantage of you like this." After three long months Sasuke had finally revived their relationship and he was not about to jeopardize it again by exploiting Hyuga's drunken desire and ruining what they had over one night of wild, animal sex, no matter how bad he wanted it.

Neji groaned in his throat and kept trying to get his hands free but when he realized that Sasuke was not about to relinquish his grasp he leaned over to bite the knuckles that held him in place.

He swore and released Neji from his grasp then suddenly wished he hadn't. The raven-haired beauty immediately fisted his hands in the man's cotton shirt and ripped it open causing tiny, black buttons to fly everywhere. With his chest now exposed the greedy man ran his hands across the smooth expanse and lapped at one nipple then the other.

"Neji, mmmph. Oh, shit, Neji stop!" His hands were shaky and they reached out to grab Hyuga's wrists again but Neji swatted them away then bit hard on his nipple as if to punish him for trying to make him stop. Sasuke bucked his aching erection against the man atop him and Neji moaned and ground himself against the hard arousal beneath him.

Sasuke panted and tried to muster as much self-control as he possibly could but his brain kept commanding his blood to drain from other parts of his body and flood to one area. His arms were now weak and his legs felt like mush. His lungs threatened to shut down and he had to gasp for air. He blamed his vulnerable state on the alcohol he had consumed earlier and knew that if he hadn't drank so much he'd have a lot more control over this situation. He also surmised that it was the alcohol that had contaminated his brain and was quickly shutting down the part that was responsible for all rational thought.

Neji's hands were now at his fly and he tugged and pulled earnestly at its button and zipper. His erection jerked excitedly at the concept of freedom from its confinement. Sasuke leaned his head back and tried one more time to reason with the boy before he reached that point of no return.

"Ne-Neji you're not," he groaned when he felt the boy tug roughly in an attempt to dislodge his pants. He licked his suddenly dry lips and continued. "Neji, wait. You're drunk, you're not thinking clearly and I don't want to do this unles-"

Neji reached up and grabbed a handful of Sasuke's hair and yanked his head back. He leaned his face close to the other man and growled menacingly. "Uchicha, shut up and fuck me."

His brain shut down completely and the only thing his body obeyed was the aching between his legs. Neji climbed off of him then and managed to pull his jeans and his boxers down to his ankles the task much easier now that Sasuke no longer protested.

Neji huddled closer between Sasuke's legs and pushed a strand of hair behind his ear as he looked at the magnificent cock standing proudly before him. It had been so long since he'd seen it, so long since he'd touched it, so long since he'd tasted it...

Sasuke watched the man between his knees with a hooded gaze. Neji was just staring at it with an awe-struck expression on his face. His eyes were wide and his mouth was open, his breath caressed Sasuke's hard member and it quivered slightly. He moaned loudly and a drop of pre-cum appeared at the tip.

"Neji," Sasuke moaned again. It was a pathetic plea wrenched deep from his chest. He couldn't take it anymore, he was so hot, his loins were on fire and if Neji didn't get him off now he was going to explode. But the boy just continued to stare at it and Sasuke became impatient and decided to take matters into his own hands. He wasn't one to masturbate but right now he was willing to put his pride aside if only he could stop the aching pain in his testicles.

He gripped his rod firmly in one hand and began to stroke it. It felt so good.

The Hyuga grabbed his hand and put it firmly at his side then restrained the other one as well, Sasuke was too weak to fight against him and shuddered at the loss of contact on his arousal. Why was Neji torturing him like this.

"Fuck, Neji, please let me cum."

"Let me just look at it."

Sasuke threw his head back against the couch again and groaned in exasperation. He wanted to LOOK at it? Now? Couldn't he look at it later? Shit! If Neji gave him blue-balls tonight he was going to kick his ass.

He felt a stream of warm breath blow along the length of his cock and his entire body jerked roughly as more precum pooled at the tip of his manhood and trickled down it's underside. It flinched three times as the moisture creeped it's way along his heat and across his tight sacs.

Sasuke thought he was going to die. But when Neji finally put his tongue against his balls and lapped up the precum that had made it's way there he very nearly did. Neji traced his tongue along the wet path all the way up to his slit, he looked up at Sasuke and their eyes met and their gazes locked as Neji dipped his head and took his erection into his wet mouth.

Sasuke moaned and bucked his hips against Hyuga's lips, his long, soft hair ticked the insides of his thighs and Sasuke screamed his lover's name as he shot his load into the greedy mouth.

Neji smiled to himself. He must have been backed up for the past three months because there was alot, he didn't manage to swallow all of it and the excess dribbled out of one corner of his mouth.

His orgasm shook his entire body and Sasuke had a hard time catching his breath, his head lolled back and to one side and from beneath his eyelids he saw the Hyuga removing his clothes. He didn't try to be sexy, he didn't try to be sultry, he wasn't trying to give Sasuke a show either because in his current state he wouldn't get the most out of it. Naked as the day he was born, except for the collar around his neck he climbed onto the couch next to the other man and leaned back then spread his legs to give him a good view of his pussy.

Sasuke couldn't move, he couldn't speak all he could do was watch as his lover shamelessly started to finger himself. Neji was already wet and his fingers quickly became coated with his juices as he rubbed his large clit and traced along his inner and outer lips.

"Ahn!" he moaned wantonly as he imagined it was Sasuke's fingers instead of his own that were quickly bringing him to his peak. His inner walls clenched as his fingers sped up and his hips rocked against the pleasurable sensations that were pooling around his loins and thighs. Neji brought his other hand to his mouth and slipped a finger into his mouth to suck on it and coat it with his saliva before bringing it to a hard, flat nipple. He hissed.

He was so damn close!

"Sasukee," he moaned that name, the name of the man that sat just inches from him, that man that had now regained his composure, the man that was already hard again, the man that had divested the remainder of his clothes and was waiting patiently for his beloved to finish. He didn't have to wait very long.

The hand that was absently fondling a nipple flew up to his head and grabbed a handful of his hair while his other hand stroked him faster just as he reached his orgasm. He bit down on his lip and made a strangled noise in the back of his troat as his hips thrust upward and a thin line of moisture slipped its way out of his opening to stain the couch.

Sasuke didn't give him the chance to slump against the sofa, he picked him up immediately and headed straight into his room. He lay the boy gently on his bed and leaned over him to kiss his face tenderly. His lips made their way across soft cheeks, a curved jawline and a long neck.

Neji was still trying hard to catch his breath but it hitched in his throat when Sasuke slipped one deft finger into his ass. He cried out and threw his head back against the mattress digging his fingers into the other man's shoulders. The finger slipped out then back in, and again and again before it was joined by a second finger then eventually a third.

After three months hiatus Neji had become tight again. Sasuke frowned, he was going to have to be gentle but that was going to be a little difficult. He closed his eyes and took deep breaths in an attempt to get his raging passion under control.

Neji knew he was preparing him, he was going to enter him soon but he didn't want it...he didn't want it there...but he couldn't get his mouth to work, his throat couldn't form the coherent words.

He felt the fingers retreat and he knew what was going to be replacing them shortly.

His heart beat accelerated and he made one more desperate attempt to speak.

"Sasuke," it was a soft whisper.

Large hands gripped his waist firmly.

"Sasuke," a low moan.

The bed shifted as he adjusted his position.

"SASUKE, WAIT!"

"Dammit Neji, what?" He could not want him to stop now, there was no way he could stop now.

"Sasuke, not there," he panted and he reached one hand between their bodies to wrap it around the Uchiha's hard member.

"Wh-What?"

"Don't put it in there..."

"But, Neji-"

"It's okay," he smiled then and placed the erection against his vaginal orifice*(3). "I want you to take my virginity."

They had had lots of sex before, sure but it had always been of the oral or anal variety. They had agreed to leave Neji's hymen intact for one reason or the other but now Neji wanted to, he was finally ready.

"Neji, are you sure about this?"

He nodded.

"It's going to hurt."

"I know," he whispered.

Sasuke leaned closer, supporting himself on his elbows and Neji wrapped his arms around his waist. The Uchiha looked down into his face and he could tell the boy was afraid. His eyes were clamped shut and he was biting down hard on his lower lip and Sasuke could see that he was holding his breath. He sighed. That probably meant he was clenching and that was only going to make it more painful.

"Neji, relax," he cooed and dropped a kiss on his forehead.

Hyuga nodded but his countenance didn't change.

Sasuke sighed again. He was too tense to relax that meant there was only one thing left to do...

"Neji, look at me!"

He opened his eyes slowly and gazed up into Sasuke's face, then they flew open when he felt a searing pain between his legs. He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Shit, but he was tight.

Sasuke muttered reassuring words and kissed at the tears that formed at the corner of his eyelids. When he quieted and his sobs became little shudders Sasuke tried to move again but Neji winced and his nails dug into his back causing him to wince in pain as well.

"Sa-Sasuke, please, it hurts too much."

He sighed again. He wasn't all the way in yet.

"Hold on Neji!" He gave the boy fair warning as he sat up to grip him firmly by the hips.

"Sasuke...don't."

"Shh!"

He pushed forward gently and Neji flinched visibly.

Sasuke was going to hate himself for this. He pulled out slightly then rammed himself all the way in. An ear-piercing scream wrenched itself from the smaller man's throat and Sasuke assumed he was going to be hoarse in the morning. He dug his nails deep into the mattress and Sasuke was suddenly glad he still didn't have that grip on his back.

He leaned over his beloved once more and stroked his face with one hand and just watched the pained expression on his face. Sasuke did hate himself then but at least the worst part was over. Now all he had to do was wait.

He kissed the boy tenderly and apologized, he told him how sorry he was and that hurting him was the last thing he'd wanted to do.

Neji eventually calmed down and wrapped his arms and legs securely around his lover.

"You can move now, Sasuke."

He didn't need to ask twice.

Uchiha moved slowly at first allowing Neji to become accustomed to the feel of him as he continued to kiss his face. His pace soon picked up and they both found a rhythm as their hips moved together and their tongues found each other to lap and tease one another.

Neji moaned into the kiss as he felt himself getting close again and Sasuke's hips pumped faster, digging himself deeper in that wet heat. They were panting now, breathing into each other's mouths, gazing deep into each other's eyes. Neji reached his release first and yelled out the name of the man he so loved, his toes curled and his legs fell weakly to the side as he ejaculated, coating his lover's still pistoning cock with hot juices and spraying against his loins to soak the sheets and mattress.

Sasuke growled deep in his throat and came shortly after spilling his seed deep inside his beloved.

Sasuke collapsed atop Neji and the man beneath him grunted as the air was knocked from his lungs. They lay like that for a while trying hard to catch their breaths. It was Neji who spoke up first, he was having the most trouble getting oxygen into his lungs.

"Sasuke, you're too heavy."

He rolled off the smaller man but pulled him into his arms not yet wanting to come apart. Neji shifted his position and tried to climb atop Sasuke's chest but his softened cock slipped out slightly and Neji shuddered when he felt the thick liquids seep out from inside him. He looked up into the younger man's face and saw that he was watching him intently, Neji didn't know why he was suddenly embarrassed but he felt a light blush pinch his face.

"Aishiteru, Neji." he said in a low voice.

Tears stung the corners of his eyes at his heart-felt confession and his voice was filled with the same emotion he felt towards the other man. "Aishiteru, Sasuke."

He cradled the boy against his chest and stroked his long dark hair as hot tears fell onto his chest. Neji had given it all to him, he had lowered his guard and opened his heart, shared his secrets and gave him the one thing he had sworn to his family that he would never give to another man. Neji was his now and Sasuke vowed that he would do everything in his power to protect him from now on.


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(1) I don't know anything about curing a buzz or a hangover for that matter but I heard coffee works.
(2) I also don't know anything about alcohol but I think Bourbon can make you drunk.
(3) Gah! I hate that choice of words.

Sorry this took so long but it had lots of NC-17 stuff in it and I'm really not good at that, it's hard to find the right words to prevent having to use 'breath', 'lips', 'shudder' and stuff like that over and over again. It also had jokes in it and I'm not good with jokes either so it took me a LONG time to source for good ones to use that people probably haven't heard yet.