Akatsuki Maddness

Hai hai. The Akatsuki have gone to Silent Hill, so lets just say in the style of the movie and games. WELCOME TO SILENT HILL!! XD Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: Yeah *gets out* Oh look it's one of those weird things...
Itachi: Erm...
Zetsu: Woo! *gets out*
Tobi: Okay ^^
Hoshiko: Zzzzzz

Hidan: *yawn* *gets out*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *jumps out* Woo! ^^ *uses electric lock on car*
::BEEP BEEP::
Kitsune: Remember where we parked okay.
Deidara: Which one un?
Sasori: Zzzzzz

Kakuzu: ...what now?
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Okay...
Tobi: Go fish!
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

Hidan: *starts walking down the street scratching his head*
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: Well......um I really only got to the getting here part, I suppose we'd look around or something. *siren goes off* ........*grin* Or we can kill something.
Deidara: *sweatdrop* That wasn't a.......screw it I'm too tired to argue un. Get the deck then, I like I left it over there somewhere un.
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: *walks out in front, looking around*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Last time we can here... pyramid head got scared of you. He told me when we were having tea.
Tobi: *crawls off and finds cards*
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

Hidan: ....
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: Aw, poor guy did he? Wait, when did you and Pyramid head have tea? *starts walking into the street and looking around as it starts to get dark*
Deidara: *waits*
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: ...the crazy people are coming
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Oh we're good friends... we have tea on a regular basis.
Tobi: *deals out the cards*
Hoshiko: Zzzzz

Hidan: *looks up* You mean those churchy freaks?
Kisame: .....Maybe.....we should have gone to Silent Hill with the others....
Kitsune: Really? How's his family doing?
Deidara: *takes cards*
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: Yeah...
Itachi: Yeah... let's go up there.
Zetsu: They're doing alright. They have this crazy idea we're married *laughs*
Tobi: You first...
Hoshiko: Zzzzzzzz...

Hidan: Blasphemy! Jashin is the only true god!
Kisame: Okay, want me to drive? Or will you look out for dogs this time?
Kitsune: *laughs* Well I see how they make that mistake, but really us married? Cute.
Deidara: Hai un. *places down card*
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: Oh kami not this again...
Itachi: I'll look out for dogs TT__TT *gets in the Akatsukimobile*
Zetsu: Mhm... :p
Tobi: I thought we were playing go fish 8(
Hoshiko: *yawns* Zzzzz

Hidan: *gets into agrument with freaky person*
Kisame: Okay. *gets in*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Oh.....*picks up card* Gomen un. I must be tired or something un. Any, well, fours un?
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: *sweatdrop*
Itachi: *begins to drive and knocks over an old lady* HAHAHAHA!
Zetsu: Oh god... looks like Hidan's getting pissy again...
Tobi: Oh poo... *hands over a four* Got any Queens?
Hoshiko: Zzzz... *falls out of bed* W-wah?

Hidan: *still arguing*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Oh for the love of some sacred kami. Someone stop him, where's those bugs when we need them?
Deidara: *holds out card* Damn un. Got any jacks?
Sasori: Zzzz *rolls over*

Kakuzu: *trying to pull Hidan away*
Itachi: *driving* Left here?
Zetsu: v_v"
Tobi: Go fish!
Hoshiko: *gets and huffs* Damn you. *pushes Sasori out of the bed and climbs in* Squee ^^ Zzzz...

Hidan: *is being pulled away*
Kisame: *reading map* .........Hai.
Kitsune: ......
Deidara: >< *picks up card*
Sasori: *lands on floor* Eh?......Nani?......*climbs back in* Zzzzz

Kakuzu: *dragging*
Itachi: *turns left*
Zetsu: Uh-oh... *runs at Hidan and tackles him to the floor*
Tobi: Got any threes?
Hoshiko: *smirk* Zzzz...

Hidan: *struggling*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *sweatdrop*
Deidara: Go fish! ^^
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: *underneth it all* GUYS I CAN'T BREATH!!
Itachi: *driving*
Zetsu: ><
Tobi: ... *picks up a card* WOO A FOUR! *places down Queens*
Hoshiko: *gets out of bed* Nice sleep... *looks down* Hey wait... where did all my clothes go?!

Hidan: Get off damnit! >< *struggle*
Kisame: *playing with the radio*
Kitsune: ......Aw why not? *dives in too*
Deidara: Eh? Wait a minute, you said woo four but put down queens un. Nani un?
Sasori: *snicker* Zzzz *snuggles under sheets*

Kakuzu: *trying to get out*
Itachi: Here we are. *gets out and looks around* Hmm... a pile-on.
Zetsu: ><'
Tobi: A four set... I meant I had four queens...
Hoshiko: *glares and puts Sasori's hand in a glass of water* Hehehe...

Hidan: *squirm, struggle and such*
Kisame: ^^ Hehe.
Kitsune: Squee ><
Deidara: Oh. Got a two un?
Sasori: *knocks water onto Hosh's clothes* *snerk* *rolls over* Zzzz

Kakuzu: Arghhh *going blue*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *hands over two twos*
Hoshiko: GRRR! *pushes Sasori out of bed and steals his clothes*

Hidan: *squirming out of pile-up*
Kisame: *watches last people run off* Looks like we're just in time ne?
Kitsune: *wriggling around like puppy dog* ^^ ~che.
Deidara: Yay un.
Sasori: .......Those won't fit you. *yawns, climbs back into bed* Zzzz

Kakuzu: *successfully out of the pile up*
Itachi: Hai...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Got any fives?
Hoshiko: You're right, they'll be too big for me because you're a fat ass. *puts on the clothes*

Hidan: *gives up* Damn plant-lover.
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: You insulting me?
Hidan: Perhaps.
Kitsune: Ass.
Deidara: *gives card* Got any sixes un?
Sasori: Harsh. *snuggle* Zzzz

Kakuzu: *breathing heavily*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *punches Hidan*
Tobi: Go fish...
Hoshiko: *watches* He looks so cute when sleeping... ah screw it... *takes off clothes and jumps in*

Hidan: *is punched* ......That's it! *bites Zetsu*
Kisame: *watches Hidan and Zetsu* Hn. If they didn't already do stuff like that I might have agreed with this place being evil and all.
::goes dark and freaky::
Kitsune: *is beside Kakuzu* You alright, you didn't break anything did you?
Deidara: Un. *picks up cards*
Sasori: Zzzz *snuggles into Hosh*

Kakuzu: I think I broke my ribs...
Itachi: Oh look... Pyramid Head...
Pyramind Head: Alright Uchiha don't sound TOO happy...
Zetsu: OW!!! TEME! *jumps on to Hidan*
::dust ball::
Tobi: Sevens?
Hoshiko: *purs* Zzzzz...

Hidan: *dustball*
Kisame: .......
Kitsune: Yosh, hold still. *starts healing* Oh hey Pyramid Head, what's up? Skinned any of those freaky peoples lately?
Deidara: Go fish un.
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: *is being healed*
Itachi: ...
Pyramid Head: Only one... damn f*ckers got too fast...
Zetsu: *dustball*
Tobi: *picks up card*
Hoshiko: Zzzz

Hidan: *dustball*
Kisame: You know what it is, they've found food somewhere or at least crack.
Kitsune: Crack? You're kidding right. *still healing*
Kisame: You never know.
Deidara: Aces un?
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: Or speed.
Itachi: Get Kit to help you, she's a speedy little f*cker.
Pyramid Head: Alright... maybe I should get me some speed. Know anyone who deals?
Zetsu: *dustball*
Tobi: *hands over an ace* Got any Kings?
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: *dustball*
Kisame: I was joking, I'm pretty sure they're not on crack or speed. Maybe it's because they're lighter, you know like mice or something they're not strong or anything so they just learn to run fast.
Kitsune: All done Kakuzu. Hey, I'll be delighted to chase the little f--kers down for you. I haven't stretched my legs in speed for awhile.
Deidara: *hands card over* Any tens un?
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: You never know...
Itachi: Sorted.
Pyramid Head: Well it's a bit difficult when you have to carry a fat off sword with you everywhere... hey... were's Deidara-kun, Tobi-kun, Hoshiko-chan and Sasori-san?
Zetsu: *dustball*
Tobi: *hands over a ten* Got any Jacks?
Hoshiko: Zzz...

Hidan: *dustball*
Kisame: Eh?
Kitsune: Tobi and Deidara were playing cards and Hoshiko and Sasori are sleeping.
Kisame: O.O How did you do that?
Kitsune: Pager.
Kisame: Oh.
Deidara: *hands card* Got any nines un?
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: Haha.
Itachi: Oh yeah, Pyramid Head. A little gossip for you. Sasori asked Hoshi out.
Pyramid Head: Oh thank god for that!
Zetsu: *collapses, tired of fighting*
Tobi: Go fish.
Hoshiko: Zzz

Hidan: *crawls away in pain*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *picks up cards* Hehe....*puts down pair*
Sasori: Zzzzzz

Kakuzu: Oi, Hidan... you alright?
Itachi: Kawwii isn't it...
Pyramid Head: Meh... more like a relief. Though I suppose it is cute seeing as they both like to kill things... so how are you and Zetsu-san Kitsune-chan?
Zetsu: *falls asleep* Zzz...
Tobi: Got any eights?
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: Is that my eyeball hanging out of it's socket?
Kisame: *pouts at pyramid head*
Kitsune: I'm good and Zetsu-koi is pretty good too, there's always down moments afterall. How about yourself?
Deidara: Go fish.
Sasori: Zzzz.......

Kakuzu: Ew... *pushes it back in*
Itachi: ...
Pyramid Head: Mm... *looks at Kisame* What?
Zetsu: Zzz...
Tobi: *picks up card* Oooh... *puts down a set*
Hoshiko: Zzzzz...

Hidan: Thanks, I think he managed to tear my stomach open too. *looks down* Oh yeah, big time.
Kisame: You didn't ask how I was...
Kitsune: *suddenly chases after random person that's still out*
Deidara: Any sixes un?
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: At least he didn't eat you... *begins to fix Hidan*
Itachi: Oh for the love of-
Pyramid Head: I'm sorry Kisame-san, I was just asking how the couples were before I'd ask you. How are you Kisame-san?
Zetsu: *wakes up and looks at Hidan* Hehe...
Tobi: *hands over a six*
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: Wait, do I still have a spleen?
Kisame: Itachi doesn't have someone.......^^ I'm good. How's the family?
Kitsune: Mwahahaha!! >< *hunting down freaky person*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: *checks* No. Zetsu, give Hidan back his spleen!
Itachi: Shut up Kisame-san.
Pyramid Head: They're alright I guess. Little Pyramid head Jr. killed his first person the other day.
Zetsu: Lalala... I don't have it...
Kakuzu: *glare*
Zetsu: Fine... *coughs up Hidan's spleen*
Kakuzu: Gross... *puts it back together*
Tobi: I want to go to Silent Hill.
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: .....
Kisame: That's good to hear......
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Okay, come on un.
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: Done.
Itachi: Nice.
Pyramid Head: Yeah. Well it was fun chatting toy uo guys but I think Kitsune's caught something for me. *walks off*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: Ah, thanks.
Kisame: Okay, enjoy.
Kitsune: *holding woman by the hair and has legs wrapped around someone else and is half laying on top of someone else* Stop squirming you freaks and die like the rodents you are.
Deidara: *makes bird, climbs on* Come on un.
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: Any time.
Itachi: *goes to watch*
Pyramid Head: *picks up the woman and skins her* *starts brutally killing the other two*
Zetsu: Nice...
Tobi: *hops on*
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: *grin*
Kisame: *watches*
Kitsune: *is sitting in the middle of it* ^^
Deidara: *flies off towards Silent Hill*
Sasori: Zzzz

Kakuzu: Why don't you go help?
Itachi: *smirk*
Pyramid Head: *dusts off hands and wipes blood in to his apron* Damn I need a new one of these...
Zetsu: Can I eat them?
Tobi: Weee!
Hoshiko: Zzzzz...

Hidan: I'm good.
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Go right ahead Zetsu-koi, it might tide you over until dinner. *ponders* Well that's not my car, I stole it from the front of one of those really flashy resturants. You might be in luck if you check the boot.
Deidara: Uuuunn! ^^
Sasori: Zzzzzz

Kakuzu: K...
Itachi: Aww... there's one!
Pyramid Head: Knock yourself out Zetsu-san. OOOH! *runs after another person*
Zetsu: Yay! *eating dead people*
Tobi: Weeee...
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: ......
Kisame: *has ash child pulling at his robes* Later.
Kitsune: *watching Zetsu* You know, I can't even remember when I got desensitised by this.
Deidara: *flies bird into fog*
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: It's kind of sickening isn't it?
Pyramid Head: Meh...
Zetsu: *eating*
Tobi: Cool!
Hoshiko: Zzz...

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *has a bunch of ash chidren pulling at his robes* What did I just say?
Kitsune: Kinda........I just don't really feel sick about it anymore, besides I have to make sure he doesn't choke on a rib or something like last time.
Deidara: Hai, we should be there soon un.
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *sigh* Come on children... let's go play "Burn the old people"... *leads Ash children off*
Pyramid Head: Sometimes I wonder why Itachi-san doesn't have a girlfriend.
Zetsu: Nummies! *is done*
Tobi: Cool!
Hoshiko: Zzz...

Hidan: ....
Kisame: *puppy or ashy look* Fine I'm coming then. *takes hand er claw and follows*
Kitsune: ^^ It's one of those unsolved mysteries.
Deidara: Is cool all you can say un?
Sasori: Zzzzzz

Kakuzu: *whistles*
Itachi: It's because most girls are crap. Apart from Kitsune and Hoshiko, but I'm not in to them. *katons some old people*
Pyramid Head: He'd love my friend Kimiko. *chops up some people*
Zetsu: More food! *eating*
Tobi: No...
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: Nice tune.
Kisame: *watches seeing he doesn't know fire element jutsus* ^^
Kitsune: *kicks someone in the midsection* Wow, they really go down whn you hit them don't they?
Deidara: Good un. I was about to throw you off my bird un. We should be there soon un.
Sasori: Zzzz.......cosey......Zzzz

Kakuzu: Cheers...
Itachi: Oh sh*t I just set one of the Ash kiddies alight. A little help Kisame?
Pyramid Head: Itachi-san, you need to improve your aim.
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *shivers*
Hoshiko: Zzzz...uhuh...zzzz

Hidan: .......*pulls out scyth and cuts someone in half* That felt good.
Kisame: *performs minor water explosion* Hope that wasn't too much, it's only a third of what I could do.
Kitsune: We told him he needed glasses but it just seems to make him pissy.
Deidara: *flying lower*
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: Thanks... I think I need glasses or something... but that would just make me loose my sex appeal...
Pyramid Head: *sweatdrop*
Zetsu: *finished*
Tobi: Zetsu-saaaaaan! *waves*
Zetsu: Tobi-kun!
Hoshiko: Zzzz

Hidan: *swings around and cuts two people in half* Man, it's like shooting fish in a bucket here. More crowded then last time at least.
Kisame: At least it would still be higher then your brat brother's who knows, it might even increase your sex appeal.
Kitsune: *palm to face* Baka. *looks up* Deidara-kun! Tobi-kun! *waves*
Deidara: *waves back before setting bird down* Kit-chan un!
Sasori: Zzzzz

Kakuzu: Yeah... weird huh?
Itachi: Maybe... *puts on glasses* How do I look?
Pyramid Head: *snerk*
Zetsu: Oh yeah Pyramid head... we found out Deidara is an Uke and Hidan is his Seme...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Zzz...

Hidan: ........I know, oh well. *slices a couple more*
Kisame: ^^ Hehe. Not that bad actually, cute yet distinguished.
Kitsune: Meow. *takes photo* Hosh won't believe me otherwise.
::horde of fangirls pile onto Itachi:: Sqeeeee!
Deidara: Just tell everyone why don't you un?
Sasori: Zzzzzz

Kakuzu: Itachi looks kind of sexy with glasses on...
Itachi: *is attacked by fan girls* GET OFF ME FOUL BEASTS!
Pyramid Head: Hey how come I don't get that many fangirls?!
ZetsU: Hungry...
Tobi: Wooo...
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: .......So so.
Kisame: Oh shit! *starts prying them off Itachi*
Kitsune: I suppose you have some, could be you massacare almost anyone who comes near you though. Excuse me. *rushes over to her Itachi* Be gone you hellion witches!
Deidara: Oh snap un. Zetsu-kun, free food here un.
Sasori: Zzzz.......the force is strong.......Zzzzzz

Kakuzu: *tilts head*
Itachi: ARGH!
Pyramid Head: That's it... this big triangle is pissing me off. *takes it off and is suprisingly sexy*
Zetsu: ...Jesus Christ Pyramid! Someone fell off the god damn sexy tree!
Tobi: Wow... can guys look so... so...
Hoshiko: Zzz...you're werid...zzz...

Hidan: .......Damn......
Kisame: *is bitten by rabid fangirl* Ow! Damnit! *stomps her into the ground* I hate when they bite!
Kitsune: *blows whistle, fangirls stare* Lookit! *points at pyramid head*
::Kit is only just not trampled by stampede of fangirls glomping PH::
Kitsune: Holy crap. *holding onto Zetsu* O.O
Deidara: Un.....?
Sasori: XP Zzzzz.......

Kakuzu: Shit Pyramid Head!
Itachi: Wait... that means Pyramid Head is more sexy than- *looks at him* Holy shite...
Pyramid Head: Squee! I'm loved ^^ But I only have eyes for you Kitsune-chan <3
Zetsu: BACK OF BITCH SHE'S MINE >:C *hugging Kitsune*
Tobi: o__o'
Hoshiko: Zzz...weird in a sexy...zzz...way...zzz...

Hidan: This is going to get interesting.
Kisame: Do you think I'm going to need a rabies shot?
Kitsune: ^.^ Aw, that's sweet....*pulled into hug* O.O Hehehe.
Deidara: o__o' Un.
Sasori: Zzzzz.......arigato....Zzzz

Kakuzu: Uhuh... *looking at Pyramid Head*
Itachi: *is stunned* I'm suprised Deidara and Hidan haven't raped him yet.
Pyramid Head: *fending off fangirls* Hey Hoshiko is still single isn't she? Oh no wait... nevermind.
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: o___o'
Hoshiko: Zzz...welcome...zzz...

Hidan: ..............*little nosebleed* DAMNIT!!
Kisame: *looks* Oh........wow.....
Kitsune: Zetsu-koi. *huggles* ^^
Deidara: *blush* I do have some self-control un.
Sasori: Zzzzz......

Kakuzu: *hands a tissue* I won't tell...
Itachi: *stare*
Pyramid Head: Damn I need a shower. Hey! Let's go to the club tonight!
Zetsu: Okay!
Tobi: Cool ^^
Hoshiko: Zzz...Pyramid Head removed his Pyramid and is very sexy...they're going to the club tonight...zzz...

Hidan: *takes tissue* ......
Kisame: Hai...
Kitsune: Yosh!
Deidara: .......Un. *nods*
Sasori: Zzzz.......who knew?.......Zzzz....

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Shouldn't we get Sasori and Hoshiko?
Pyramid Head: *goes to take a shower*
Zetsu: Meh...
Tobi: Hoshiko-san would be mad if we didn't.
Hoshiko: Zzz...wanna go with them?

Hidan: ....
Kisame: I could call them.........but I think one of the ash children ate my phone. Or maybe it was one of your fangirls.
Kitsune: Party, party, party. *smooch*
Deidara: :3
Sasori: Zzzz.......Maybe....

Kakuzu: Your nose is still bleeding...
Itachi: *waits*
Pyramid Head: *comes back all clean and sexy wearing an Akatsuki robe* Ahh the good old days...
Zetsu: *smooch*
Tobi: Wow... PH is more sexy when clean o__o;
Hoshiko: *snuggle* Kudesai Sasori...

Hidan: *sees PH, major nosebleed*
Kisame: .......O.O
Kitsune: ^^ Che. *kisses*
Deidara: Mustn't look, mustn't look un. *looks* Oh.....my.....un...
Sasori: *opens eye* Cheap dirty trick....*sigh* Fine.

Kakuzu: *sticks corks up Hidan's nose*
Itachi: *jaw drop*
Pyramid Head: Oh for god sake... come on guys...
Zetsu: *looks at PH* Holy mother of god...
Tobi: o__o;
Hoshiko: *smooch* Arigato! Ano... I'll need to find some clothes though...

Hidan: *twitch*
Kisame: *smirk*
Kitsune: *at PH* Meow....
Deidara: Tobi, are you alright un?
Sasori: You do that. *gets up and goes to shower*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
PH: Why do I even bother? I might as well just stay bloody forever...
Zetsu: *growl*
Tobi: Yeah...
Hoshiko: *hums and goes to find clothes*

Hidan: I'm alright......
Kisame: *hand over nose* Cursed sense of smell.
Kitsune: *sweatdrop* ^^"
Deidara: ....
Sasori: *showering*

Kakuzu: Alright let's go then... *walks*
Itachi: *follows*
PH: *walking and cutting up fangirls, being careful not to get blood on him*
Zetsu: *walks*
Tobi: *follows*
Hoshiko: *putting on clothes*

Hidan: *follows*
Kisame: *ditto*
Kitsune: *holding onto Zetsu* ^^
Deidara: *same*
Sasori: *finished shower is drying*

Kakuzu: *walking*
Itachi: *ditto*
PH: *ditto*
Zetsu: *dragging Kitsune along*
Tobi: *walking*
Hoshiko: *waiting for Sasori*

Hidan: *same*
Kisame: *yup*
Kitsune: *is dragged* XD
Deidara: *also walking*
Sasori: *dressing*

Kakuzu: *yeah*
Itachi: *indeed*
PH: *yes*
Zetsu: *quite*
Tobi: *quite indeed yeah yes*
Hoshiko: *waiting*