Hard Love Life

Kakuzu sighed and sat at the kitchen table.

Hidan waddled in, muttering darkly. "This dress is fucking ugly."

Kakuzu looked aver at him. "I think you look cute."

"I don't deny that I look cute, but the dress is ugly and shapeless." Hidan said, sitting down with difficultly, "Other then the baby bump I'm in perfect shape. I want a long sleeved, black turtleneck shirt that shows my aching breasts."

"I don't want men ogling my pregnant wife."

"Only men with a fetish for pregnant women would like me." Hidan said, "Please get me that shirt and a pair of pants I can wear."

Kakuzu nodded and went and got those things.

Hidan was still sitting at the table, putting a puzzle together with Acheron and Seiun. "Welcome back dear." he said, sounding like a real housewife.

Kakuzu smiled and kissed Hidan on the cheek, setting the clothes down on the table.

"I'll put them on now." Hidan said, pulling on the pants and shedding his dress and slipping on the shirt, "How do I look?"

"Very, very attractive," Kakuzu said, sitting down.

"I want to go out." Hidan said, sighing, "You don't let me go outside anymore. I hate it."

"It’s not wise for you to be walking around so pregnant."

"That's not fair. I want to go for a walk." Hidan said, pouting, "Take me out for the day."

Kakuzu shook his head, "No."

"Please! It doesn't matter if he's born now. He's big enough to survive." Hidan said, pouting.

"...Fine," Kakuzu grumbled, standing up.

Hidan smiled and stood up, using the chair as leverage. "Can we go to that indoor park?" he asked, huffing softly, "I forget what they're called."

Kakuzu nodded and held out his hand to Hidan.

Hidan took Kakuzu's hands and smiled. "Tobi! Watch the girls!" he shrieked, placing his free hand on his back for added support.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan close to him, wrapping his arms around the narrowest part of his waist.

"Shall we go then Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, smiling cutely.

Kakuzu nodded and kissed Hidan’s forehead.

Hidan slowly waddled out of the kitchen, humming. "So Kakuzu, you okay with our utter lack of sex? I am."

Kakuzu nodded, "I'm perfectly fine with it."

Hidan hummed again, opening the front door and grabbing a umbrella. "That is good. Cuddling and kissing is just fine."

Kakuzu nodded once more. "Exactly."

"You still like my big breasts though right?" Hidan asked, looking at his chest, "They got really big. Bigger then I thought. You sure they're DDDs? The look more like Gs."

Kakuzu smirked, "I love your big breasts."

"You sure? They're ridiculous. How can you take me seriously?" Hidan asked, opening the umbrella and walked down the front steps.

"I love everything about you," Kakuzu said, looking over Hidan.

"That's not what I was asking. I'm so glad they're going away." Hidan said, "Now come on. It's on the ninth level. I want to take a few flights of stairs."

Kakuzu sighed, looking at Hidan. "Please be careful."

"I'll be fine. He'll be fine. I mean really Kakuzu, stop worrying." Hidan said, "Jashin is watching over us."

Kakuzu scoffed slightly, "Okay..."

"How do you explain my immortality?" Hidan snapped, beginning to climb the stairs.

Kakuzu merely rolled his eyes.

“That's right you can't." Hidan said, walking past a couple having sex in the stairwell, "Sick. Just sick. That man is cheating. See he has a wedding ring; she doesn't. Go back to your wife you bastard!"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan along. "Let him have his fun. He'll get in trouble soon enough."

"Hope she kills him." Hidan said, flipping off the startled man, "You'll never do that right?"

He shrugged, "Why would I need to? I have you."

"Well we're having a dry spell. I think it will last a while. A long while." Hidan said, panting heavily.

Kakuzu shrugged and picked Hidan up. "Decreased libido comes this late in the pregnancy."

"Aren't I really heavy?" Hidan asked, squirming a bit.

"Some what, but then again, I'm really strong," he said, shrugging.

"Let me walk." Hidan demanded, continuing to squirm.

Kakuzu sighed and put Hidan down.

Hidan continued up the stairs, still panting. "I'll just do this flight and then we'll take the lift." he said.

Kakuzu nodded and followed Hidan.

Hidan slowly walked up the last of the stairs, waddling to the lift. "Stupid brat makes me walk like a penguin." he muttered, scowling.

Kakuzu smirked, "It's cute."

"It is not. It's stupid like by giant breasts." Hidan said angrily, "I'm only cute to you now."

Kakuzu sighed and frowned, "I didn't know having a kid with me would be this bad."

"What do you mean by that?" Hidan asked, snapping at Kakuzu.

"Well, you seem to hate it."

"Well you wanted this!" Hidan snapped.

Kakuzu shut up and waited for the lift to get to level 9.

"I did this for you because you wanted it." Hidan sighed sadly, "I mean you went as far as trying to get me pregnant when I said I wasn't ready."

He stiffened, "H-how do you know that??"

"I remembered on our six month anniversary." Hidan said, rubbing his belly, "I remembered everything."

Kakuzu looked away sadly. "I'm so sorry."

"It's fine." Hidan said, sighing, "It's why I'm not interested in having sex with you."

Kakuzu nodded, "I wouldn't want to have sex with me either if I was in your position."

Hidan ushered Kakuzu to him.

Kakuzu walked slowly to him.

Hidan pulled Kakuzu to him, wrapping his arms around his neck. "I love you. Kiss me please. A real one."

Kakuzu leaned in and gave Hidan a passionate kiss.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back hungrily, pulling him as close as possible. He pulled away to get some air. "I forgive you."

Kakuzu smiled, "I've been waiting to hear that for nine months."

"You want to talk to him?" Hidan asked, placing his hands on his belly. "He'll hear you."

Kakuzu looked down at Hidan's belly. "Hey there handsome... Me and your momma are excited for you to come."

"He's kicking. You see it right?" Hidan asked, "Don't call him handsome. Sounds pedoish."

Kakuzu nodded and looked down at him, "Okay."

"I love you sweetie." Hidan cooed, smiling at his stomach, "Lets go now." He stepped off the lift and waited for Kakuzu to join.

Kakuzu stepped off the lift as well.

Hidan waddled along, making his way to the park. "I'm still sexy right?" he asked.

Kakuzu nodded, "You're always sexy."

"Do you really think it would be okay for me to give birth now?" Hidan asked, "You know, if I went into labor?"

"I don't know. I'm not a doctor."

Hidan sighed, entering the park. "Oh it's so beautiful." He said before stomping on a flower.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan. "Stop being a bastard for the hell of it."

"I need to kill something." Hidan said, swatting at a butterfly, "I am sinning so bad. Death and destruction!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "Pein will kill us if you do that. No need to be reckless. It comes out of my paycheck."

"It's a fucking daisy." Hidan said, finally getting the butterfly, "And a butterfly. Lets go into that wooded area."

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, heading over to the woods.

Hidan sat on the mossy ground. "This is a nice place." he said, laying on his back, "Lay with me?"

Kakuzu laid down on the grass beside his wife.

"So. You ready for me to go into labor?" Hidan asked, smirking.

Kakuzu nodded, "I've been ready since you got pregnant."

"I'll be screaming, cursing, and hurting you." Hidan said, "You still sure?"

Kakuzu nodded, "Like I said, I've been ready."

"Good. Because I think I'm going into it." Hidan said, smiling weakly.

Kakuzu blinked, "W-what? I told you we shouldn't of walked up here!"

"It's fine. It'd be cool to tell him that he was born in a park." Hidan said, laughing softly before cringing.

Kakuzu picked up Hidan and began running towards the exit and down the stairs.

"Hey hey hey! I'm not going to do this in a hospital!" Hidan said, "It would be odd for me to turn into a man when it's all over!"

Kakuzu growled and continued running.

"Hey be nice!" Hidan snapped, cringing again, "I want to do this with just you- Shit my water broke!"

"I'm taking you to the base," Kakuzu said, running faster once they got of the stairs.

"That's fine, but just you and me. I want you deliver our son." Hidan said, clinging to Kakuzu's cloak.

Kakuzu nodded and ran into their bedroom.

"Kay, uh... Go get some clean towels and hot water." Hidan said, pulling off his cloths.

Kakuzu nodded and did just that.

Hidan laid out the towels and sat down on them, spreading his legs. "I uh, guess we wait for the contractions to get stronger. And he'll come out and the placenta after. Aren't you glad I read that book? I love you."

Kakuzu sighed and looked up at Hidan. "I love you too."

Hidan pulled some pillows off the bed and laid against them. "Ow... Starting to hurt..." he mumbled, smiling nervously, "Hey, when he's out will you give him to me so he could breast feed for a bit?"

Kakuzu nodded, "Can you stay a woman for about a week after that just to give him a bit of breast milk before we begin to bottle feed him?"

"I don't know. The afterbirth would have to stay inside me or something." Hidan said, whimpering in discomfort, "If it takes to long you'll need to help him come out or cut him out."

Kakuzu nodded once more, holding out a hand to Hidan.

Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's hand and inhaled deeply, "I wonder how bad this will hurt..." he said.

"You love pain, remember?" Kakuzu said teasingly.

"There is some pain I can't handle." Hidan said softly.

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It was hours later and now Hidan was in the middle of labor.

"Fucking shit!" Hidan screeched, squeezing Kakuzu's hand tightly, "This is the worst pain ever~! More then my hair being pulled. Can't he come out faster?!"

Kakuzu sighed and winced, feeling his bones begin to be pressed awkwardly in his hand. He looked down. "He's beginning to crown, he should be out soon, push harder!"

"Fuck you. I need a rest!" Hidan snapped, laying his head back on the pillow, "Fuck, next time we're cutting the brat out." He inhaled deeply, cussing under his breath.

Kakuzu growled, "If you don't keep pushing the baby will die!"

"I need rest." Hidan said, "I need water to. I stopped sweating. I'm dehydrated." Hidan groaned as another contraction came around."

Kakuzu nodded and went to the bathroom, refilling Hidan's cup full of water

Hidan sighed and slicked back his hair. "Oh please come out perfect." he said, covering his eyes with his arm.

Kakuzu gave Hidan the cup. "You need to go back to pushing as soon as possible."

"He's still attached to me Kakuzu. God stop it. He can last a few more hours in me." Hidan gasped out before grabbing the water and guzzling it down, grabbing his legs and beginning to push again.

Kakuzu went back to tend to Hidan's pushing," You've almost gotten the top of his head out."

Hidan sobbed. "Oh god help me, Kakuzu help me." Hidan panted, "Get his head out please."

"I can't, just a little bit more Hidan," Kakuzu said, "Then I can help you."

"Fucking use your threads to pull out his head." Hidan hissed, "Please I can't do this."

"Just push you bastard!"

Hidan pushed again, whining loudly as he pushed his son out a bit more. "Fuck... It hurts." he gasped, going limp as Zekkou's head was pushed out.

Kakuzu began to pull on Zekkou gently. "I still need your help Hidan.

"Why isn't he crying?" Hidan asked weakly, grabbing his legs again as he gave another push, "Clean out his mouth and nose then give him to me..."

Kakuzu finally got him all the way out and cleaned out his mouth and nose, handing him to Hidan, looking down sadly.

Hidan roughly rubbed his son's back. "Come on sweetie. Start crying." he said, kissing his wet cheek as Zekkou began flexing his small hands, "He's moving... I guess he's quiet like you Kakuzu." He petted his son's black hair, smiling softly.

Kakuzu smiled and nodded, sitting beside Hidan and rubbing his back. "I'm kinda of glad... But what if he's mute?"

"Who cares if he is." Hidan mumbled, leading Zekkou to his left breast, beginning to breast-feed him, "He looks just like you do. Skin, hair, and I bet he got your eyes as well."

Kakuzu frowned, "I hope he has your eyes. They're beautiful."

"He won't have them." Hidan said, "My albinism traits won't be passed on to him." He sat up, pulling Zekkou's head away from his breast, sliding his finger into his small mouth. "No cleft palate... His spine feels fine. And he is most certainly a boy." Hidan said, looking his newborn over, "And I think he'll shit just fine too. He is perfect."

Kakuzu frowned, "Such a shame that he won't look like you." He smiled down at Zekkou. "He'd be perfect no matter what."

"You want to hold him?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu nodded and held out his arms

Hidan held out Zekkou to Kakuzu, the newborn whimpering. "Here's your daddy Sweet heart."

Kakuzu took the baby from Hidan, holding him close.

Zekkou kicked his legs, making a small fuss before opening his eyes and looking up at Kakuzu.

"Get some bottles and the breast pump." Hidan said, "We need to get my milk out before I turn back into a man."

Kakuzu nodded and handed Zekkou back to Hidan, going into the closet to get the breast pumps and bottles, taking them back to Hidan.

Hidan smiled as he attached the pump to his breast, starting to fill up the bottle. "We made this Kakuzu. And he is so beautiful." he said, watching Zekkou squirm on his belly.

Kakuzu smiled, "I know... He is beautiful..."

"And he's just so fucking cute." Hidan said, moving the pump to his other breast, "Just look at him wiggle around like that."

Kakuzu nodded, "He is adorable. Looks too much like me for my own good though."

"What do you mean?" Hidan asked, pouting.

"I wanted him to look like you, you're so much cuter," Kakuzu said.

"Hey! No pedo-thoughts Kakuzu." Hidan ordered, finishing up with the pump and letting Zekkou continue to breast-feed.

"I'm not! It's just that I'm ugly and you're cute," Kakuzu said, shrugging.

"You're beautiful." Hidan said, watching his son release his nipple and turn away from it, "Pull out the placenta now, he's all done."

Kakuzu nodded and pulled out the placenta with a slight scowl. "That's disgusting."

"That's what kept him alive, and now cut the umbilical cord." Hidan said softly, happy to see his penis again, "Hurry, we need to tie it off too. Before he bleeds out."

Kakuzu cut the umbilical cord and tied it off with on of his threads.

Hidan sat up, groaning. "Shit I'm sore in muscles I didn't even know I had." he said, "He's awfully small. We need to put him in a diaper."

Kakuzu sighed and went off and got a diaper along with some clothing.

Hidan laid Zekkou on the bed, putting on the diaper and tickling him. "Who's the best looking baby in the world?" he asked, smiling.

Kakuzu smiled and looked down at Hidan.

Hidan smiled and picked Zekkou up. "Now lets take a nap and then give you a bath afterwards." he cooed, sitting on their bed, cradling his son, "Come on Kakuzu. Join me."

Kakuzu crawled beside Hidan and laid down, hugging him close to his chest.

"Are you happy now Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, pulling the blanket over themselves.

Kakuzu nodded, "I am very happy."

Hidan smiled as Zekkou fussed. "I'm exhausted. I'm going to sleep, hold him for a bit?" he asked, handing Zekkou over to Kakuzu before rolling over to sleep.

Kakuzu took Zekkou and stroked his hair. "You're a very quiet baby aren't you?"

Zekkou whimpered; his face screwed up. After a while he let out a small burp, finally stopping his fussing.

Kakuzu smirked and shook his head, "You're definitely Hidan's child."

Zekkou began to squirm, lightly smacking Kakuzu in the face with his hand as he cooed softly.

Kakuzu smirked, "Definitely Hidan."

Zekkou tried to suck on his thumb, something he had done when inside his mother. He missed, however, and got himself in the eye. He whined shrilly, making Hidan jump.

Kakuzu began to rock Zekkou slowly, "Shh... Shh."

It took a while for Zekkou to calm down. He finally fell asleep, going limp.

"Finally." Hidan said, shaking his head.

Kakuzu sighed, "Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting."

"At least we know he is quiet." Hidan said, rolling on to his back, "I hope they all are quiet. We need to take him to the doctors soon."

"Quiet my ass," Kakuzu muttered, laying Zekkou down gently. "Should we bring the girls in to see him when he wakes up?"

"He was until he wailed." Hidan said, "Yeah. Lets do that. They'll love him."

Kakuzu sighed and stroked the baby's hair. "I just want him to be one of those good, quite kids that doesn't beg for everything."

"There is no such thing." Hidan said quietly, resting his head on Kakuzu's chest, "All kids are like that."

Kakuzu groaned, "He's not going to be spoiled."

"That won't stop him from begging." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's chest.

Kakuzu sighed and hit his head against the pillows.

"Don't start regretting this." Hidan said, "I already fell in love with him."

Kakuzu motioned for Hidan to come into his arms. "C'mere."

Hidan smiled and crawled on top of Kakuzu, looking over to their son. "What is it?"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan close to his chest. "I missed being able to hold you like this."

"Yeah. My baby bump really kept me from being close to you." Hidan said, smiling softly.

Kakuzu nodded, "Yeah, it did." He nuzzled Hidan's hair. "God, I love you."

"I love you more." Hidan said, smiling coyly.

Kakuzu shook his head, "No, I love you more."

"I'm the one who gave you a kid. Lets see you be the pregnant one." Hidan said, pouting, "We made a person."

"I would, but you'd go into a catastrophic meltdown after seeing me be a woman," Kakuzu said, smirking, "A very adorable person that should look more like his mother."

"True." Hidan said, shuddering, "He looks fine the way he is. He will attract all the girls. Like you did in your youth." He smiled and kissed Kakuzu softly.

Kakuzu nodded, "I certainly hope not, he'll nearly get five girls pregnant then."

"You almost got five women pregnant?" Hidan asked, "What?"

"I was young and there was not such thing as condoms," Kakuzu shrugged, "I think I was... Fifteen?"

"Were those women attractive? How old were they?" Hidan asked a mile a minute.
"Somewhat, and I believe they were... Seventeen." Kakuzu said.

"All of them?" Hidan asked, "I don't believe it. So how did you almost get them pregnant?"

"Most of them I think," Kakuzu thought for a moment, "About six or seven."

"How did you almost get them pregnant?" Hidan asked again, "How do you almost do it?"

"I had sex with them," Kakuzu said.

"Kakuzu, You either don't or do get them pregnant." Hidan pointed out, unaware how stupid he sounded.

"Well, it ended up being a miscarriage each time, so technically, I did get them pregnant," Kakuzu sighed.

"Oh. Their fathers must have been hounding you to marry them right?" Hidan asked, smiling cutely.

"Eh, no, I killed their entire family," Kakuzu shrugged.

"Why?" Hidan asked.

"Reasons said above, I was going to be forced to marry them," Kakuzu closed his eyes.

"They must have hated you after you did that." Hidan said.

Kakuzu nodded, "But then I killed them."

"And you weren’t forced out of your village why?" Hidan asked.

"I was their strongest ninja," Kakuzu yawned.

"That’s just odd. You had to kill their whole family and them?" Hidan asked again, pouting, "You didn't have to kill their younger siblings."

Kakuzu shrugged, "What's so wrong with that?"

"It's cruel." Hidan said, "If I was alive back then and I was one of those women would you have killed me too?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "I fell in love with you at first site."

"What?" Hidan asked, staring at Kakuzu, "But you hated me when we first met."

Kakuzu scoffed, "That's what you thought."

"You hit me all the time." Hidan said, "You beat me."

"My way of showing affection," Kakuzu said.

"Stop lying Kakuzu." Hidan said, looking at him sadly, "You made me miserable."

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan. "It doesn't matter now, you're the love of my life now."

Hidan sighed and nuzzled Kakuzu back, smiling. "I love you so much."

Kakuzu kissed Hidan's cheek. "I love you too. And I love Zekkou too."

"You love the girls too right?" Hidan asked, pouting.

"I love them too," Kakuzu said.

"Love all our kids the same." Hidan said, petting Zekkou's head, " I don't want them to dislike him."

Kakuzu nodded, "I do."

"Good." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's nose, "They may not have our blood but they are our girls. All ours."

Kakuzu nodded, "Hm... So he's going to have to become a Jashinist? What about the girls?"

"Yes. He does. But when he turns thirteen. I can't take away his childhood" Hidan said, petting Zekkou's head, "No, they don't need to."

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan and sighed, "Fabulous."

"Lets have another baby." Hidan said, his eyebrows wiggling to show he was kidding, "Right now."

Kakuzu smirked, "That sounds like fun. But you'd wake up Zekkou."

"True." Hidan said, watching Zekkou's leg twitch a tad, "You think he's dreaming?" Hidan kissed Kakuzu's chest, smiling.

Kakuzu nodded and stroked Hidan's hair, "I'm sure he is."

"About what though? He hasn't seen much." Hidan stared longingly at Zekkou, "I want to hold him more." Hidan rolled off Kakuzu's chest and sat up, holding out his arms. "Please?"

"Probably about you, you're the most important thing in his life right now," Kakuzu said, picking up Zekkou gently and handing him to Hidan.

"He's never even looked at me." Hidan said, holding Zekkou close to his chest, "He's so cute. Just darling" He kissed his son's head, pulling away to look at his little face screw up in discomfort, "I love him. I love him. I need to kill a virgin."

"But he was in your womb for nine months." Kakuzu said, "'Course he's gonna dream about you."

"So he's dreaming about the inside of my now nonexistent womb?" Hidan asked, pouting, "Sweet little baby. Oh I want to show my family off to the world. Lets go out."

Kakuzu shook his head, "He needs his rest."

"Oh." Hidan said sadly, "Can we show him off in the base then?"

"Give him an hour to sleep," Kakuzu said,

Hidan pouted. "Oh. I wanted to make Konan jealous."

"You can in an hour," Kakuzu said.

"Alright." Hidan said, rocking Zekkou side to side, "I'm glad he looks like you."

Kakuzu frowned, "I'm not."

"You're beautiful Kakuzu. I mean you got five women to have sex with you from your looks." Hidan smiled, "You got the sexiest person in the world."

"That was before the stitches," Kakuzu said.

"Not with the sexiest person alive." Hidan said, scowling.

Kakuzu scoffed, "And who might the sexiest person alive be?"

"Me." Hidan said, keeping himself from yelling.

"Right, sure you are," Kakuzu smirked, poking Hidan's side.

"I am." Hidan whimpered, "I make a hot man, kid, and woman."

"That you do Hidan, that you do," Kakuzu murmured, kissing the top of Hidan's head.

"You still like the Idea of me being a kid?" Hidan asked, "In truth. I liked being a kid those two times."

"I can't say that I don't like you being a kid, you have a nice ass as a kid," Kakuzu shrugged, "But only you."

"Oh. Wonderful." Hidan said, snuggling close to Kakuzu, "His hair smells odd. Good, but odd."

Kakuzu nodded, "Probably like blood and placenta fluid."

"No, smell for yourself. It's like, powdery." Hidan said.

Kakuzu took Zekkou from Hidan and smelt his hair. "You're right."

"We'll give him a bath before we take him out." Hidan said, "And we need to get rid of that." He pointed at the mess he had left. "Should I give it to Zetsu?"

Kakuzu nodded, "We don't need to bathe him that much." He shrugged, "I wouldn't think that Zetsu liked placenta."

"He won't care." Hidan said, "How old were you when you first had sex Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu thought for a moment, "Fourteen, I think."

"Who was she?" Hidan asked.

"The hell if I remember," Kakuzu said.

"What was she like?" Hidan pressed, "Was she any good?"

Kakuzu growled, "Drop it."

"What?" Hidan asked, pouting, "Were you raped or something?"

Kakuzu glared at Hidan, "No, but it's none of your business."

"Don't be mean to the person who gave you a son." Hidan said, taking Zekkou back from Kakuzu.

Kakuzu sighed, yawning quietly.

Hidan glared at Kakuzu before turning to Zekkou. "Hi sweetie. What are you dreaming about?" he asked softly, stroking his face with a finger.

Kakuzu kissed Hidan's forehead, "Love you." He smiled down at Zekkou.

"I'm mad at you right now." Hidan said, pouting, "Go away." He turned to Zekkou as he began to whine, shushing him.

"No, she wasn't any good, she was a virgin," Kakuzu said.

"So were you." Hidan said, doing his best to calm Zekkou down, "I was a virgin."

Kakuzu held out his arms for Zekkou. "You were willing to do crazy things. And I was experienced somewhat."

"What do you mean by some what?" Hidan asked, sliding off the bed and grabbing one of the bottles filled with his breast milk and put on a nipple holding it to Zekkou, "Come on. Are you hungry?"

"I was a virgin on the giving end, not the receiving one," Kakuzu said, looking away.

"So you were… Like me?” Hidan asked, looking sadly at Zekkou refusing the milk as he continued to fuss, "What's wrong with him? He looks uncomfortable."

Kakuzu nodded and took Zekkou and the bottle from Hidan, pressing the nipple into Zekkou's lips, waiting for him to latch on.

Zekkou turned his head away, whining as he jerked his arms and legs around.

"See? He won't take it." Hidan said, pouting.

Kakuzu rocked Zekkou slightly before lifting him up to his shoulder and patting him on the back.

Zekkou continued to fuss until he nearly belched. He instantly grew quiet.

"Oh... He burps like Kisame." Hidan said.

Kakuzu smirked and held the bottle out to Zekkou once more.

Hidan smiled as Zekkou latched onto the nipple making a few noises as he drank. "He is to cute. I'm glad he is quiet."

Kakuzu rocked Zekkou slowly as he drank. "Quite enough."

"Have you done this before Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, hugging his husband tightly.

"I had younger siblings, I know enough to raise a kid," Kakuzu said.

"Mom never let me feed my sister." Hidan said, "Can we show him off now Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu nodded and stood up. "You need to get dressed."

Hidan nodded and went to his closet, pulling out a pair of jeans and putting them on. "Come on. We'll show them how happy we are."

Kakuzu sighed and began out the door.

Hidan followed Kakuzu out. "Why did you sigh?" he asked.

"It was a content sigh," Kakuzu explained, wrapping a free arm around Hidan's waist while he carried Zekkou so his head was resting on his shoulder.

Hidan leaned against Kakuzu. "Whom should we show him off to first?" he asked.

"The girls?" Kakuzu suggested.

"Oh yes. Lets show them." Hidan said, tugging Kakuzu to the girls room.

Kakuzu nodded and followed Hidan.

Hidan opened the door to the girl’s rooms. "We have something for you two to see."

"Oh! Is he here? Can we see our brother?!" Seiun asked, bouncing on her bed.

Kakuzu smiled and walked into the room. "Yes. Here he is."

Seiun and Acheron ran to Kakuzu and tugged on his pants legs. "Sit down on the ground. We want to see him better." Seiun said, pouting. "Yeah." Acheron added.

Kakuzu sat down on the ground carefully.

Acheron and Seiun tilted their heads to the side. "He's tiny. Will he get bigger?" Seiun asked, petting Zekkou's head, "Can we see his face?"

Kakuzu lowered Zekkou to the ground gently, placing him on the soft carpet. "He'll get much bigger. As big as your momma and me."

"He's like a dolly." Acheron said, "Can we play with him daddy?" She reached out and poked her brother in the side, making him make a gleeful wail as he wriggled on the carpet.

Kakuzu shook his head, "He's much too fragile right now. And I think your momma wants her time with him."

"When can we play with him?" Seiun asked, "Like dress him up?"

Hidan scowled at the girls. "He isn't a toy. He is a little person and he is less then an hour old." he said, shaking his finger at them.

Kakuzu scowled slightly, "Yes what your mother said, he's not a toy, he's your little brother." He picked Zekkou back up. "Let’s go Hidan, we should show him off to Konan."

“Sorry mommy, daddy.” Seiun said, looking ashamed of herself while Acheron looked confused.

Hidan nodded and followed Kakuzu out of the room. "She should be in the laundry room. You want to go dancing some time?”

“I… don’t dance Hidan.” Kakuzu said nervously.

“You don’t need to you know. I’ll do all the dancing.” Hidan pointed out before tugging Kakuzu back to their room, “Lets let him sleep more.”

“Alright, but I refuse to dance.” Kakuzu said, “Yeah, I think that is best.”

Hidan entered their room and took Zekkou from Kakuzu, laying him in his bassinet. “Now you sleep well sweetie.” He said, tucking him in before crawling into their bed.

Kakuzu smiled, watching Hidan act so motherly. He crawled in bed as well, hugging Hidan from behind.

Hidan rolled over and wrapped his arms around Kakuzu and pulled him closer, running his tongue along Kakuzu's lips before slipping it into his mouth.

Kakuzu slipped his hand into Hidan's pants, resting his hand on his lover's ass.

Hidan smiled against Kakuzu's lips before tilting his head to the side so the kiss could deepen. He moaned into Kakuzu's mouth as the man groped him.

Kakuzu's tongue trailed along Hidan's teeth and he pulled Hidan closer.

Hidan opened his mouth readily, hungry for Kakuzu's tongue to explore his mouth. He wrapped a leg around one of Kakuzu's; wanting to get closer.

Kakuzu began to explore Hidan's mouth with his tongue.

Hidan made a pleased noise, pulling away a bit. "We haven't been this close in a while." he said, licking up the side of Kakuzu's face.

Kakuzu nodded and relaxed against the pillows, panting slightly.

"You okay Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, resting on his elbows.

"Tired, I haven't slept since you started giving birth it seems," Kakuzu muttered.

"Oh. Alright. Sleep then." Hidan said, curling up a it before falling asleep quickly.

Kakuzu wrapped his arms around Hidan and fell asleep.