Sexy no Omake

The dream took Kakashi back to the site of the battle that had put so much strain on him the last few days. However the grass was green, not the bright red of spilled blood and no dead bodies were to be seen. In fact aside from Kakashi there did not seem to be anybody else in the area.

Kakashi walked on the grass, looking around for any trace of life.

"Gai?" he called out, testing for an answer.

"Kakashi!" A voice suddenly answered from behind him. Gai was stood there as he had when Kakashi had last seen him before he had stayed behind to cover their retreat. "What are you doing here. You should be with the convoy."

Kakashi wondered. Why indeed was he there? Hadn't he left? "...I came back..." he said, looking at Gai with concern. "You can't take everyone on by yourself."

"What are talking about my eternal rival?" Gai stepped closer invading Kakashi's private space in a way he had done only once before, when coming upon Kakashi in the shower.

"I'm talking about- about-" what was he talking about? Gai's invasion of his personal space brought back memories of the shower for Kakashi. Oh, how he wanted Gai to pin him to a tree so they could dry hump each other to orgasm again. Something was nagging at the back of his mind about this not being the place nor the time though.

A slow smile spread over Gai's face and he moved even closer, his body almost pressed against Kakashi's now. "I think I have an idea why you're here."

"It was important." Kakashi said, struggling to remember through the intoxicating heat of Gai's body closer to him. "...Really important..." Kakashi's visible eye went half-lidded, watching Gai's smile. Oh god that was a promising smile.

“More important than what we could be doing right now?" Gai's voice had taken on a lower, husky tone, the way it usually did when things got 'interesting' between him and Kakashi.

Kakashi didn't much like how he was supposed to be the one seducing Gai, and yet whenever Gai put up an offer Kakashi found himself weak in the knees and ready to beg for it. Things definitely were not going as planned. "...Like...?" he took a step back to lean against a tree that was suddenly there for support.

He was also suddenly aware that his Jounin vest had vanished and his clothing seemed to be a lot more loose.

Following Kakashi's movement Gai leaned even further in, his mouth next to the other man's right ear. "Like getting you out of those clothes, then I can show you just what youthful energy can all do." His breath ghosting over Kakashi's ear and his lips brushing against it with every other word.

Kakashi gasped at the feeling of Gai's lips as it sent a fire down his nerves straight to his crotch. His hands went to the fastenings on his clothing quickly. Shedding the cloth was easy, it practically melted off of him until he was standing with his naked back pressed to the tree, even his mask and forehead protector were gone though he couldn't remember taking them off. Before he knew it, he was completely bare, completely open to Gai.

Pushing his still clothed chest to Kakashi's Gai nipped at his ear. "Glad you agree." His hips pressed against the naked skin of the other ANBU, nudging a leg between Kakashi's, his breathing speeding up as he pressed his mouth to the bared neck. The background noises faded and the light dimmed, making the setting more intimate.

Kakashi's world narrowed to the rough wood against his back and Gai at his front. He rocked his hips against Gai's leg shamelessly, groaning out in ecstasy. His hands went to grasp loosely at the cloth of the back of Gai's shirt. At the back of his mind there was the nagging feeling that something else happened here, something that would require their full attention, but his body worked on its own without his say so.

Rocking against each other the two men quickly drove each other's passion higher and higher. The green clad ANBU completely unconcerned about their location or the continuously darkening of the skies, giving the scenery around them a more sinister appearance

It was at the point that Kakashi could almost physically taste his approaching climax that Gai pulled away.

Kakashi let out a strangled whine, reaching out for Gai after his brain registered the other man had pulled away. "Gai - Gai!" Kakashi breathed, tone plaintive, "Don't stop, please...!" He was so close, so close, just a little bit longer ...

"Don't worry my eternal rival." Gai smiled as he continued stepping back, a hint of sadness peeking out behind his smile. "He'll take care of you much better than I could." He nodded to the side of the tree Kakashi was leaning against.

"Please, Gai, please, please-!" Kakashi squirmed indecently, the rough wood digging into his back, but going unnoticed to his aroused and fogged mind. Belatedly, Gai's words took meaning to him. "He? Who?" Kakashi felt strangely ashamed at being caught like this, so at Gai's mercy. Still, he turned to try and see who Gai meant.

Besides the tree, looking as if he had been there for a while observing them stood a young boy. His tousled hair and goggles the same as they had been thirteen years ago.

As soon as Kakashi's eyes turned away from him Gai turned, starting to walk away and heading back to the clearing he had fought on.

Kakashi paled when he saw Obito standing there, shame of years of a wanton, desperate lifestyle coming to surface for the first time.

"O-Obito..." Kakashi gaped, looking around desperately for some form of clothing and found none, all the while his mind raced, thoughts of Obito filled his mind. Obito hadn't appeared in his dreams for years. Around the time he was seventeen. Kakashi sank to his knees in front of Obito, arms between his legs to cover his crotch in a futile attempt to cover his shame.

Stepping closer Obito looked like he might start laughing any second. "What are you doing?" With every step he grew both in age and size, until he was standing right in front of Kakashi, the same age as him and Gai.

In the distance the sounds of a battle started up, barely audible through the trees.

"We were, um, we were..." Kakashi looked up to Obito, but was unable to meet his face. For the past few years he'd imagined at least one bed partner every two months was Obito as he nailed them into the mattress (or wherever else they were convening) and now he found having to face up to that was more than he could bear. The sounds of the battle reached Kakashi's ears and he turned to search for any sign of Gai.

"Oh God, the battle...!" Kakashi had almost forgotten it entirely.

Obito knelt so that he was eye to eye with Kakashi. "Your friend seems to be doing just fine." he stated with a grin. "Aren't you happy to see me?"

Slowly the scenery started to change, shifting from the forest with the growing sounds of violence and pain.

Kakashi watched Obito with disbelief. Everything was just so unreal. "This... can't be real, it can't be, I watched you die..." still, Kakashi reached out with a shaking hand to touch Obito, to see if he was solid.

Shrugging Obito let Kakashi's hand touch his skin, warm with life. "Things change. Somebody else took my place." he explained, seemingly not particularly bothered by it.

The forest was barely visible now, replaced by the familiar surroundings of the memorial monument, but still the sounds grew louder. Voices could be heard screaming, weapons clamouring and every now and then a subdued grunt that might have been Gai.

Kakashi threw himself against Obito, holding him in a tight embrace. "You're alive...! Oh, god, you're alive!" the second part of Obito's sentence hadn't yet reached Kakashi, so overwhelmed was he by the idea that the person who had made such an impact on his life and haunted his thoughts daily was here and solid in front of him. He gave little thought to the state of his undress at the moment, elation pushing the shame to the side as well.

Wrapping his arms around Kakashi in return Obito grinned. "Yeah. I am, it's good to be back." His eyes teared up and he pushed his goggles up to rub his hand over them, in a gesture that was 100% pure Obito. "Got something in my eyes." He muttered, still smiling.

Out of the corner of his eye Kakashi could see a small light growing brighter, pulsing steadily in tune with the sounds of the battle that was now a constant background noise.

Kakashi pressed against Obito, all doubt in his mind vanishing and all cares for the rest of the world going with it. His friend, his first friend, back in his arms. Kakashi had to remove an arm from around Obito to rub at his own eyes. "Y-yea..." he said, trying to hold back the tears of joy. "Me too."

Patting his back Obito grinned. "Never thought I would see the day." Pulling Kakashi down with him Obito flopped down on the grass. "It's a pity Sensei and Rin can't be here, but they send their greetings"

The light stayed at the corner of Kakashi's eye no matter where he looked, it's pulsing quickening but still staying in a continuous steady rhythm.

Kakashi couldn't stop himself from pressing his face against Obito's neck, nuzzling there and breathing in his scent. He wanted nothing more than to be able to just hold him and never let go. "Are they okay?" Kakashi asked Obito, eager for any news of them, anything to put his aching heart at rest.

Slowly, the light began to penetrate the fog of Kakashi's mind. Not enough yet to comment, but enough to notice that there was something about it.

"Oh yes. Sensei is having a grand time. he says not getting any older was the best thing that ever happened to him. And you know Rin, she's having fun wherever she goes. And we have a good laugh every now and then watching you guys" Carding his fingers through Kakashi's hair he gave it a gentle tug.

The light gave another jump, speeding up yet faster the sounds of battle dimming again as if heard through a thick fog.

Kakashi remained contentedly nuzzling against Obito's neck for a moment longer before sighing and pulling back to look down at him. He was ... vaguely embarrassed. "...Yeah? What do you see?"

"Well we can see just about everything concerning people that are important to us." He paused for a moment a thoughtful look on his face. "Sensei spends a lot of time watching Naruto-kun. Rin and I watch you a lot but we DO give you privacy, don't worry. Besides being dead puts a lot of things into perspective."

Blinking up at Kakashi for a moment he pushed at his chest and sat up. "There is something I need you to do though." He nodded to the monument.

Kakashi was relieved. As much as he thought about Obito and Rin when he was doing his sleeping around, he was mortified at the thought that they would be watching him then. He moved back to allow Obito to sit up, but kept as close to him as he could. "Anything." he said. He would do anything for his friend.

"I need you to erase my name from the memorial." Obito smiled, "Although it was pretty cool being one of Konoha's heroes." Standing up he moved to the stone and stroked his fingers over the characters etched into the stone forming his name. "And then you need to write the name of my replacement."

By now the light was flashing so quickly it simply appeared as if it had stopped going dark at all.

Kakashi felt his blood run cold as all of a sudden everything seemed to make sense.

"...Who is your replacement?" he asked, numbly, not wanting to hear the answer.

"The guy you were with earlier. I think he said his name was Gai?" Tilting his head to the side Obito regarded Kakashi with a confused expression. "What's wrong?"

The light grew even brighter with a last burst of energy before starting to falter-

"No- not him, anyone but him...!" Kakashi stood, his legs feeling weak and sluggish, but he pushed on, breaking off into a run to the battle, to where Gai was, but no matter how hard he tried he kept moving too slow, moving only inches.

As he ran, he felt himself getting smaller, going back to the battle on the bridge when he lost Obito, when he was unable to save his friend.

The light flickered frantically as if urging him on, but it kept growing weaker with each passing moment until was barely visible.

When Kakashi finally reached the battlefield, what greeted him was the same picture of carnage he had seen the last time, barely a day ago, broken bodies strewn across the muddy ground. Only this time nobody was left standing.

"Gai! GAI!" Kakashi pulled down his mask, now in the same gear he wore as a child on the day he lost Obito. He lost the sight in his left eye, felt the throbbing pain as if he had first gotten the wound that took his eye. "GAI-!!!" Kakashi screamed the man's name, searching frantically for any sign of him.

No answer came. Or at least no answer from Gai.

Obito appeared at his shoulder watching him with interest: "What are you doing?" he repeated his question from earlier that Kakashi had been unable to answer.

And still the light grew fainter, flickering on every now and then, barely visible in the corner of Kakashi's remaining eye.

Kakashi looked up to Obito as tears began to flow from his eye, the other one blinded. Obito now looked so much older than him.

"I- I have to find him, I can't let him die too-" Kakashi stuttered, trying to follow the light.

The light did indeed lead him close to Gai before flickering out. Without it, it would have been difficult to identify the body covered in mud and blood as Gai's.

Obit knelt next to his head and nudged him onto his back. Large dark eyes stared sightlessly ahead.

"Oh god--!" Kakashi tried to remember the jutsu he'd used to bring him back before but without the sharingan he didn't know what it was, couldn't remember it. He was left with sobbing, futile attempts at CPR with arms suddenly too weak to be any real help.

"Don't die! Please, I can't lose someone again!" he begged, shamelessly. "Damn it-! Take me instead! Let them live, take me instead-!!"

Obito watched him with sad eyes. "It's not going to work, you know?"

At his feet Gai's body lay, still and cold.

"No! I can't lose him! I can't lose another person!" Kakashi's arms lost their strength and he collapsed onto Gai, sobbing and shaking. "I can't lose you both, I can't go through that again, he doesn't deserve to die!"

Stroking Kakashi's back Obito sighed. "I'm sorry. I didn't think he was that important to you."

Under his cheek Kakashi could feel a barely noticeable movement.

Kakashi practically jumped up like he was bitten by a snake.

"He's moving! He's still alive! I can still save him!" although, thinking on it, Kakashi had no idea how.

Obito stood, brushing the dirt from his pants. “I guess you’ll have to introduce us some other time then.”

All around them the scenery started to fade out, the last things remaining tangible Obito, Gai and Kakashi himself. “ Just don’t let him go if he means that much to you.” With a wink and a smile Obito disappeared together with Gai and Kakashi was left alone to drifted back to consciousness.