Sexy no Omake

Kakashi awoke from his dream with a start, surprised to find his limbs still quivering and tears at the corners of his eyes. He sat up quickly despite his body's protests to return to the sweet embrace of sleep, looking around to see how much time had passed, if Gai had gotten out of his shower yet.

It seemed that Gai had yet to return from his shower although the clock on the bedside table showed that more than an hour had passed already. But still the running water was a soft background noise, the only sound, the apartment gloomy now that twilight was fast approaching.

Kakashi rubbed his eyes to dry them then stood, making his way to the bathroom door. "Gai?" he called. "You okay in there?"

A splashing sound was heard and after a moment Gai's muffled voice. "Yes, ...I'm fine..."

"Alright, but if you aren't out soon I'm coming in after you, it's been over an hour." Kakashi tried to sound annoyed but his voice wavered and cracked, which he tried to hide with a cough. "I'll put on some hot tea." what he made had already gotten cold.

Again it took a moment before Gai replied, his voice less shaky then before. "I'll be right out then."

Kakashi stopped himself before he asked if Gai needed any help getting out of the bath, told himself the other man could manage just fine on his own. Still, even as he made another hot cup of tea, he watched the door like a hawk for any sign of Gai.

By the time the tea had steeped Gai was STILL not out although the water had been turned off soon after their short conversation.

Worried now, Kakashi let the tea steep for a few minutes longer and made his way to the bathroom door. A quick knock and a "Gai? I'm coming in." were all the warning he gave before opening the door, not caring to listen to any protests Gai cared to offer.

The bathroom was full with steam and it took a moment before Gai became visible, his back turned towards the door , his head just having turned to look over his shoulder at it. All across Gai's body vivid bruises were visible, hinting at the damage he had sustained and a startling white bandage was loosely wrapped around his chest, slipping of as soon as Gai let go of it.

Kakashi felt his heart break again at the sight of the bruises, remembering finding Gai battered and bloody after the fight. He crossed the small room quickly, taking the bandages from Gai. "...I told you I'd do it." he muttered, barely audible behind his mask.

Gai shot him an embarrassed smile with a helpless shrug. " I don't like being useless," was his only explanation, but he didn't protest Kakashi rewrapping the bandages covering the burnt area directly over his heart

Kakashi's hands ghosted over Gai's chest and back, careful to not touch more than he had to. More than once he got an antibiotic to put on under the bandages just to be safe. Once the bandages were wrapped, Kakashi leaned gently against Gai's back. He didn't put any weight against it, just enough to feel Gai there.

"...Please, don't do something like that again." he said, voice barely audible even being so close.

Gai remained silent for a moment before sighing, one of his hands reaching behind him to touch Kakashi. " ..I'll try." he answered finally. Live as a ninja, especially as an ANBU was far to uncertain

Kakashi took Gai's hand, holding it tightly but careful to not aggravate any injuries there.

"No, REALLY, Gai-" Kakashi's voice broke for a moment as he fought back a wave of emotions. "I... I can't lose anyone else." That would be as close as he could get for now. He hoped Gai understood.

Giving Kakashi's hand a gentle squeeze Gai turned so that he was face to face with Kakashi, glad in a corner of his mind that his shakes had stopped half an hour into his shower. Leaning against Kakashi in return he wrapped his free arm around the other man's waist. “I’ll promise you to do my best.” Smiling down on Kakashi he gave him a thumbs up, a somewhat watered down version of his usual nice guy pose but hopefully enough to reassure his distraught friend.

That was enough reassurance for Kakashi for now, at least. "...Okay." he said, recovering the strength in his voice again. "Come on, your tea will get cold if we sit in here all day." Even when he said that, Kakashi showed no inclination to move from his spot of leaning against Gai.

In the bright light of the bathroom Gai could finally get a good lock at the exhausted way Kakashi looked. Nudging him gently he nodded to the door. "Don't make me carry you." He threatened teasingly. Although he hurt from head to toe in ways he hadn't even thought possible before, now that the shock had run its course Gai knew that all he needed was some rest and he would be as good as new.

"I'd like to see you try." Kakashi managed to joke in return, but pulled himself up to his feet, helping Gai up with him. "Do you want to sit on your couch or lay in bed? I can bring it to you."

"I think it's the bed for me, my rival." Gai admitted, moving slowly out of the bathroom. " My body needs some rest to replenish my youthful reserves." By now all Gai really wanted was some sleep.

"I'll bring it in to you, then." Kakashi gave Gai's shoulder a gentle squeeze and departed to the kitchen to set up a tea tray.

Although he did his best Gai could barely keep his eyes open and dozed of almost before Kakashi had returned with the tea. Still he drank his cup and thanked Kakashi politely for all his efforts before drifting of to sleep like a stone.

His dream seemed formless for a long time, before rehearsing the day in an out of order fashion, bits and pieces here and there. However, it diverged from this at one point. The hallway out of the hospital shifted to an empty featureless hallway, and Kakashi was not at his side. One door was at the end of this hallway, open just slightly as erratic light emerged from the crack there.

Forging on ahead Gai pushed the door open a bit further, just enough so that he could catch a glimpse of what might be going on inside. The absence of Kakashi who had become an almost normal fixture in his dreams disturbing Gai and causing him to feel somewhat apprehensive as he peered past the door.

Inside the door was a room that seemed bare at first. the only furniture in it at a glance was a comfortable-enough looking chair. A second glance revealed the room to not be bare, but efficient. On the wall, with the chair facing it, was a mounted monitor halfway embedded into the wall itself, picturing only static right now. Under it was a VCR, powered off. All along the walls were... VHS video cassettes. There had to be almost a thousand in the small room, along shelves embedded in the walls. They all had names written on the labels, all of shinobi of Konoha.

There was one that said 'Maito Gai'.

Curious Gai pushed the door open even further and stepped into the room. Taking the cassette with his name on of the shelve he turned it over a few times before shrugging and turning the VCR on. Sometimes you simply had to take risks. Pushing the black video cassette into the slot he sat down on the chair incapable to deny a feeling of excitement as hundreds of ideas about what could be on the cassette ran through his head.

The screen went blue for a moment, white text in the corner of the screen reading "PLAY", then "CAMERA 2", then "RECORD ON" before the screen flashed to another blank room, walls bare and white. There was a chair that was currently occupied by none other than Lee who seemed to be struggling to get a kind of microphone on. There was a flash of static as a break between recording times, and a low "beep", returning to Lee again on the screen, microphone fully secured now.

"Ah, do I introduce myself?" he seemed to ask someone off-screen behind the camera and a little too the right. He listened to an answer that was not picked up, then smiled, embarrassed. "Ah, right into the interview? Okay! Ah, hm... what do I think of Gai-sensei? Well, that's kind of obvious! Gai-sensei is the best teacher ever!" he said with so much enthusiasm he almost jumped out of his chair.

Tears came to Gai's eyes at the simply statement that showed the depth of Lee's youthful affection for his sensei. Had the young Gennin been in the room he would have been treated to a bone crushing hug by his sensei.

There was another pause from Lee as he waited again, apparently listening to another interview question. "Ah, no." he answered, finally, bright smile returning. "I met Gai-sensei before I was assigned to his team! He offered me words of encouragement that I have never forgotten, that I always keep close to my heart whenever I begin to feel discouraged! If I hadn't met Gai-sensei, I don't think I'd be the person I am today!"

Recalling the day Lee was talking about Gai smiled fondly. Just like his favourite student to remember their first meeting so well.

Another pause as Lee listened for a question. "Mm, no, there's nothing I'd want to change about our relationship! Gai-sensei is wonderful, I'm blessed to have him in my life! Sometimes I worry that maybe I don't live up to the greatness he deserves out of a student, but that just encourages me to work harder! He's been a father figure to me, and I hope I can make him proud. I want people to be able to look at me in the future and say how I was Maito Gai's student, and with all that I've achieved, it shows!"

Hearing these word coming from Lee after he had seen him almost despair of ever fulfilling his dream just a few months ago Gai had to wipe a few tears from his eyes. Not that he was ashamed of them, far from it. But he wanted to clearly see every moment of his cute student's interview and no tear was going to keep him from it be they tears of joy or of sorrow.

It seemed Gai had seen it all, at least. After another pause, Lee beamed at the interviewer. "Are there any more questions? .... Ah! You have a wonderful day, then!" There was another moment of static, another "beep", and this time it was Neji on the screen, looking stoic as usual.

As much as he had enjoyed Lee's youthful declaration it hadn't been anything he hadn't known before. Now with Neji Gai was curious as to what the most serious of his students had to say about him.

Neji remained impassive before saying, apparently after a question, "Maito-sensei is an excellent teacher, and an efficient team leader." there was another pause, another question. Neji repeated, impassively, "Maito-sensei is an excellent teacher, and an efficient team leader." Another pause, another question. "...My 'personal feelings' are really none of your business. Next question?"

Somehow Gai was not surprised at this. It was VERY typical Neji and he couldn't help a small grin even though he too would have liked to know just what the stoic Hyuuga's personal feelings towards him were, even though he had an inkling that the would not be as positive as Lee's glowing praise.

"Yes, joining onto his team was my first formal meeting with him." pause. "My relationship with him is sufficient for the purposes of student and teacher."

Something changed here, though. Static. a beep. Neji was still in the chair, though. He looked away from the screen, like he didn't want to look someone in the eye. "I guess I wish I could be more honest with him. I've gotten so used to not trusting anyone, it's hard to open up. He's been there for me when no one else has."

Now Gai's curiosity took on a new form, just who was asking these questions? And how had they managed to get Neji to say something that was obviously considered private by the boy? As much as he had enjoyed this so far whoever was behind this had better not have done anything to his cute students or they would make painful acquaintance with Konoha's green beast.

Static.

Beep.

This time it was Tenten on screen. She fidgeted in her chair, unhappy and looking like she had waited for some time. "Gai-sensei is pretty cool. He's a good teacher. He can go overboard sometimes, sure." she stopped to laugh "And you don't ever want to get both him and Lee going at the same time, they, like, encourage each other. At least Neji is there as the voice of sanity. But, he's a fun guy, I'm glad to have him as a teacher."

Again Gai couldn't help a fond smile. Tenten was in her own unique way just as youthful as Lee, she just wasn't aware of it most of the time.

Tenten laughed again at the next question. "Oh, no, I've known Gai-sensei since I was a baby, pretty much. My mom was on the same Gennin team as him, then when he started teaching, my big brother was one of his first students. So I'm the second Minamoto that has been taught by Gai-sensei. My youngest brother - um, Goro-kun, he's hoping Gai-sensei will be taking on new students by the time he graduates Gennin school so he can be on one of sensei's teams, too."

Gai hadn't know about young Goro's hopes, but he could honestly say that he would be quite happy to teach yet another Minamoto after Tenten and her older brother.

"There's nothing that'd I'd want to change with the relationship I have with Gai-sensei." Tenten answered to the next mute question. "I feel really comfortable with him as a teacher, like I can go to him for anything. Like, I have my family, but some times you just need someone else to go to? I trust Gai-sensei. He might be kinna 'weird' sometimes, but I can honestly say I'm proud to be his student."

Deeply touched by Tenten's word Gai silently promised himself that the next time he saw her he would not disappoint her youthful trust in him. Although he had a vague idea that the tape had been recorded before the scare with Kakashi and Tenten.

The next few interviews were much the same, with other ninja Gai had worked with. 'He's odd, but he's a good man.' seemed to be the general consensus. Finally, there was static. A beep. And Kakashi was on screen.

Biting his lip Gai waited impatiently for Kakashi's interview to begin.

"Mm, what do I think of Gai? Well, he's a good ninja." Kakashi said. There was a long pause as he thought of what else to say. "Well, yes, I guess we are close. He's closer than anyone else I really know... he kind of forces himself into the life of everyone he meets, whether you want him there or not..."

Rubbing the back of his neck Gai smiled a somewhat embarrassed smile. Trust Kakashi to put it like that as if he regularly violated the private life of people he met.

There was another pause, and then... it seemed a wicked smile spread under Kakashi's mask at the next question. "More? Mmm, I think that might be a little personal, I can over share if I get started..." his tone was almost flirting, he ran a hand through his hair, then rubbed the back of his neck. "...Saaa, well... Heh, you know, he's really sweet, really shy, too. He's got the whole 'innocent virgin' thing going, which is kind of cute..."

Blushing vehemently Gai looked around just to make sure that nobody else was watching this with him before his eyes turned back to the screen and he was riveted by Kakashi's words. 'Innocent virgin thing?' Was Kakashi still going on about his claim over Gai's sexual experience.? Gai really had hoped that by now, with all their raunchy activities Kakashi would have lost his interest in his experiences preceding his time with his rival..

“Of course, no matter how innocent he acts, there are times when I have to wonder, mmm..." Kakashi's visible eye closed and he unzipped his Jounin vest as if he wanted to cool down. "How he kisses... it drives me wild. You have to experience it to really understand, but when he kisses..." Kakashi's breath was coming faster now and he let out a breathless sigh. "...makes me want to drop to my knees right there in front of him."

If Gai had been red before, he now resembled the Hokage tower itself with the way he was blushing, Squirming in the chair his own breathing sped up as he watched Kakashi talk about him on the screen. Kakashi didn't even have to touch him, just hearing and seeing him like that had already made Gai's blood heat up, certain areas taking a decided interest in what was going on.

"Oh god, and... when he actually tries to take control..." Kakashi had to struggle out of his vest, opening his eye just slightly to look at the interviewer "Don't get me wrong, I like him however he acts, but, when he wants to command, I guess it all goes back to the 'sensei' thing. I didn't think of my own teacher that way, and I certainly don't think of my students that way, but, that balance of power, it turns me on... does that make me perverted?" He untucked his shirt, the camera not showing below his waist but there clearly had to be peaking interest down there.

Biting his tongue Gai barely kept from groaning at Kakashi's antics. If the sensei thing did NOT make his rival a pervert then what he was doing on the screen and by proxy to Gai, most certainly did. It did however put his mind at ease when thinking about their interlude at camp when Kakashi had called him Gai-sensei. Not that he had been worrying a great deal about it. After all he knew his rival and was sure that the man would never lay a hand on his students nor think Gai capable of such an act. But all that was pushed to the back of his mind as more of Kakashi's pale skin was revealed.

One hand trailed up his chest, pushing the shirt up while he did. The other hand pulled his mask down to gasp, revealing a flushed face underneath.

"When he takes control, even in the smallest of ways, oh... I just want to drop everything, press my back to him and rub my ass against his crotch until he's so hard I can feel everything through the pants." a wicked smile flashed across his face. "And I know I can do it with that, too." his eye slid shut again as he seemed to let his imagination take over. The hand that had pulled his mask down trailed down, vanished off camera but between his legs. "And then... and then-"

Static.

Beep.

It was back to Kakashi sitting in the chair, normal and composed, if looking a little rumpled "...Well, he's a good ANBU partner, in any case."

Gai's face fell at the static cut into what seemed like Kakashi's little home pr0n but with the last statement all his frustration was forgotten and he was beaming from one ear to the other like a child that had been told that Christmas was twice this year. To know that Kakashi valued him as an ANBU partner, somebody you had to trust instinctively and with your very life, was better then any pr0n he might have missed out on.

The next question had Kakashi recounting his first few meetings with Gai in his own deadpan way. Just as he was in the middle of the first challenge Gai gave him, though, the screen went static for a moment and gave another beep, and it seemed to cut into...

The middle of what happened after the first cut with Kakashi had happened. It was just for a moment, but he was arched back against the chair, head tossed back and gasping, visible hand tweaking a nipple while his other was still hidden between his legs. "Gai- ah, Gai~ oh yes harder, harder- please!"

Static.

Beep.

Kakashi was composed and clothed in his chair once more.

"Any other questions?"

The rest of the tape was just static.

The static continued for quite some time before Gai managed to gather himself enough to turn the VCR of, his hand shaking with the lust that had suddenly flooded his system at the short cut. Sinking back into the chair the green beast pressed the palm of his hand against his insistent arousal, quite visible in the way it strained against the fabric of his jumpsuit and gasped at the pleasure that simple touch sent through him. Spreading his legs further he massaged his erection through the thin green fabric, his eyes falling almost completely shut as he imagined it were Kakashi's hands touching him instead of his own. His need displayed shamelessly since there was nobody there to see it.

Gai was suddenly not alone in the room. Slowly, hands slid up his legs, to his knees, up his thighs as Kakashi appeared kneeling between his legs, no clothing to speak of.

"Need some help?" he asked, eyeing Gai's erection and licking his lips.

"Please" Gai gasped, not even noticing the fact that his usual jumpsuit had disappeared in thin air as he spread his legs further for Kakashi's easy access. Squirming under the calloused touch Gait threaded a hand into the thick silver hair and pulled Kakashi's head up until he could press his lips to the others in a passionate kiss.

Kakashi moaned into the kiss like nothing turned him on more. He sat astride Gai's legs, hand going down to stroke Gai while his own erection pressed against Gai's toned abdomen. Breaking the kiss to breathe, Kakashi leaned in to whisper intimately into Gai's ear.

"Gai... please... I want to feel you inside me again...fill me..." he breathed, moving to position his opening right above Gai's throbbing erection so the tip was just taken in. "Gai, Gai..." the dream began to melt away, though Kakashi's insistent voice did not. It did, however, lose the intimate, needy quality. "Gai. Come on, Gai..."